My self-insertion. Enjoy. I wanted to call her Antarctica, because hey, you
know how landmasses get left out in the name game. Imagine calling your kid
British-Isles. But no, I had to make this a proper self-insertion. All self-
insertions are Romance. Trust me.
Chapter one: Self-insertions of the ic Romance kind
"Hi." A girl with very long shiny blonde hair and sea blue eyes and long blue nails and long long legs and very large breasts and a very skinny middle said.
"Hi." Harry Potter said. They were on the train to go to Hogwarts, and they were all alone. Because Harry Potter's friends suddenly decided to leave him for reasons undisclosed. "What's your name?"
"Amerikus..." She said. "But my friends call me Merika."
"Hi Merika." Harry said. Amerikus smiled. "So, why are you at Hogwarts?"
"I transferred from America." Amerikus said. "I transferred with Hermione Granger. Do you know her?"
"Yes, she's some girl who talked to me once..." Harry said. He wasn't really listening, as his eyes were fixed on her massive tits. Even though Harry Potter has never shown interest in women as objects before, Amerikus is prime for this. "So Hermione's in America?"
"Yep," Amerikus said. "She'll be there until we fall in love, then we can have a romantic goodbye and I'll visit on weekends."
"Sounds great" Harry said. "Count me in."
Yeah, it's short, but I hate even writing about these pieces of crap. Next stop: HORROR!
Chapter one: Self-insertions of the ic Romance kind
"Hi." A girl with very long shiny blonde hair and sea blue eyes and long blue nails and long long legs and very large breasts and a very skinny middle said.
"Hi." Harry Potter said. They were on the train to go to Hogwarts, and they were all alone. Because Harry Potter's friends suddenly decided to leave him for reasons undisclosed. "What's your name?"
"Amerikus..." She said. "But my friends call me Merika."
"Hi Merika." Harry said. Amerikus smiled. "So, why are you at Hogwarts?"
"I transferred from America." Amerikus said. "I transferred with Hermione Granger. Do you know her?"
"Yes, she's some girl who talked to me once..." Harry said. He wasn't really listening, as his eyes were fixed on her massive tits. Even though Harry Potter has never shown interest in women as objects before, Amerikus is prime for this. "So Hermione's in America?"
"Yep," Amerikus said. "She'll be there until we fall in love, then we can have a romantic goodbye and I'll visit on weekends."
"Sounds great" Harry said. "Count me in."
Yeah, it's short, but I hate even writing about these pieces of crap. Next stop: HORROR!