SELF-INSERTION: HORROR
"I have an announcement to make;" Dumbledore said. "Professor Trelawney's daughter will be coming to the school..."
Antarctica was a normal girl. Except for the fact she sees visions.
Antarctica came back from a night out at Hogsmeade, and fell asleep on the couches in the common room. She had the strangest dream, she was walking along the corridors, she didn't know where she was... but she came upon a boy. He smiled at her, but his smiled quickly faded when she pulled out a knife from her robes and STABBED HIM. Yeah, for all you that can't read, get someone to read this for you, cos she STABBED HIM.
Then the next morning Dumbledore made an announcement that the dude FROM HER DREAM WAS DEAD! AAAAAAAAARGH! PANIC IN THE STREETS! HE WAS STABBED! AAAAAAAAAARGH! EVEN MORE PANIC IN THE STREETS!
Anyway, she keeps on having dreams and stabbing people. They die. Then, She almost stabs Harry, but stops herself before it's too late, then they all realise it's really her SUBCONSCIOUS killing people, powered by TRELAWNEY HERSELF! WHAT AN EVIL BITCH! So Trelawney gets fired, and Antarctica is free from her serial-killing ways, and she gets together with Harry.
Couldn't see that one coming.
Stay tuned for the next instalment: ANGST!
P.S. See I made this chick a landmass? Antarctica Trelawney. What a great name.
"I have an announcement to make;" Dumbledore said. "Professor Trelawney's daughter will be coming to the school..."
Antarctica was a normal girl. Except for the fact she sees visions.
Antarctica came back from a night out at Hogsmeade, and fell asleep on the couches in the common room. She had the strangest dream, she was walking along the corridors, she didn't know where she was... but she came upon a boy. He smiled at her, but his smiled quickly faded when she pulled out a knife from her robes and STABBED HIM. Yeah, for all you that can't read, get someone to read this for you, cos she STABBED HIM.
Then the next morning Dumbledore made an announcement that the dude FROM HER DREAM WAS DEAD! AAAAAAAAARGH! PANIC IN THE STREETS! HE WAS STABBED! AAAAAAAAAARGH! EVEN MORE PANIC IN THE STREETS!
Anyway, she keeps on having dreams and stabbing people. They die. Then, She almost stabs Harry, but stops herself before it's too late, then they all realise it's really her SUBCONSCIOUS killing people, powered by TRELAWNEY HERSELF! WHAT AN EVIL BITCH! So Trelawney gets fired, and Antarctica is free from her serial-killing ways, and she gets together with Harry.
Couldn't see that one coming.
Stay tuned for the next instalment: ANGST!
P.S. See I made this chick a landmass? Antarctica Trelawney. What a great name.