YRF: Hello! Me and Tru Faith are back with this ole ficcy…heh heh…So anywayz, here goes!

TF: Oh god I forgot to take out the 'Buffy Musical' CD!

YRF: OH! GO YOU! I love dis ole CD! *huggles* YEAH!

TF: I've got a theory- it could be bunnies!!!

YRF: THEY GOT DEM HOPPY LEGS AND TWITCHIN' NOSES! Yeah!

Seto: I got a theory-

YRF: He's singing! GO YOU! *huggles*

Seto: -I've got a theory- She's gonna punch me! *points to Buffy*

YRF: It's your fault if she punches ya you know!

Buffy: I've got a theory- You deserve it!

Joey: I've got a theory- some vamp should eat him!

Seto: I've got a theory- You're a Chihuahua!

YRF: I've got a theory- Y'all love dis chappie!

Buffy: That didn't go as well.

YRF: Well…so's your face!

Buffy: Huh?

Joey: Speaking of 'huh?', when da heck are ya gonna update that?

TF: NEVER!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Willow: Not to be a pest or anything, but shouldn't we start the story?

YRF: …Oh yeah.

Vikki: WHAT ABOUT SPIKEY-WIKEY?!

YRF: AH! It's my sister! Someone grab a stake!

Vikki: I'm just a poor girl, don't you care?

Tristan: Hey, I'm not wearing underwear!

TF: O_O Um, Willow's right. Story-time!

Chapter 2: Can't We All Just Get Along?

"Hellmouth? Ya mean like the mouth of hell, where it opens up whenever and sucks us into oblivion where we die over and over again?" Joey Wheeler queried.

"Well yeah, duh." Buffy rolled her eyes.

"Really?" Mokuba asked curiously, whilst Kaiba scowled.

"Stop putting this bunch of bull in my brother's mind." He stared down at Buffy like she would immediately bow down and ask for forgiveness.

"Well, maybe I can introduce you to my ex as he tries to torture and maim you all. He IS a vampire, ya know." Buffy smiled a bit cryptically. Mokuba looked horrified, and Kaiba seemed astounded that someone would try to intimidate him, he then smirked, he would have to let this girl know who he was.

"Listen, I don't know who you think you are, but I'm Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba corp. and I don't take to kindly to people, especially those who make up ridiculous stories that may have a bad influence upon my little brother. I suggest you keep quiet and show us to where we're staying before I really get mad." Kaiba smirked, pushing his little brother back behind him slightly, as if protecting him from a certain evil within Buffy.

Buffy narrowed her eyes on Kaiba, wishing that looks could kill. Kaiba returned an equally good glare. A grin then spread across Buffy's face as she realized something. "You know, I would 'keep quiet' like you're probably expecting someone like me to do. But until you sacrifice your life for the world, you have no right to tell me to do anything."

Kaiba would've replied, but Joey beat him to it.

"Wow! Really?" he exclaimed excitedly as if he had gotten a birthday present six months before the actual birthday.

"Yeah, she died almost a year ago and everything." Xander responded as if it were no big deal.

"Ah cool! How long were ya dead? How'd ya get out of the ground? How did ya live again? How'd ya die in the first place?" Joey questioned rapidly. With each question his voice carried and had more volume than expected. People around them started to turn and look at the group of people talking about 'vampires and resurrection'.

"Maybe we all should go to the library or something." Willow added quietly.

"But we don't need any books." Mokuba spoke calmly. "Besides…" He whispered in a low voice to Willow. "Big brother is a bit peeved, and he's not very used to hanging out with people." He straightened up a bit and said out loud to everyone, "We need to work on his people skills." He smiled at the mildly annoyed Kaiba.

"Just get me somewhere that I can rest and the rest of you can do whatever you want as long as it doesn't concern me or Mokuba." Kaiba replied in monotone.

"Well there is the 'Sleep Easy Motel' a few blocks away. Of course, the 'eep' part of the sign is out and we all know what that spells." Buffy smiled a bit evilly at Kaiba.

"Come on Mokuba, we're leaving." Kaiba snapped suddenly, grabbing his brother's wrist.

"Kaiba!" Yugi suddenly snapped out of his apparent trance.

"Um, I still think we should go to the library." Willow replied meekly.

"Why is going to the library so important?" Tristan demanded.

"We'll explain when we get there." Buffy replied calmly, Kaiba however had other ideas.

"Big brother!" Mokuba looked to Willow, than back to Kaiba. "I want to stay! Please?" he did that 'wide-eyed kiddie thing' that always made Kaiba want to obey immediately. He looked away from his brother and muttered something about hormone charged little girls.

"Lighten up Kaiba." Joey growled. Kaiba promptly let Mokuba go and turned on Joey while the younger Kaiba ran to stand by Joey, Xander, and Willow.

"Did he just call me a ditz?" Buffy questioned Xander angrily.

"If he wasn't human, which I doubt he is, I'd kick his ass." Xander replied.

"Yeah, I dun think he's human either, da guy's like a robot working all day long, barely sleeping or eating! Talk about a work freak!" Joey smirked, trying to antagonize Kaiba further.

"Quit your yapping Chihuahua." He snapped angrily.

 "So says Lassie the snipping collie" Buffy retorted.

"I like you." Joey said admiringly.

"Join the club" Xander quipped.

Kaiba was a bit taken aback at the smart comeback he had just been his with. "You should know a thing or two about dogs…what's the female term for a dog again?" he smirked.

"You know, I would punch you, but that might tear your jaw of your face, and what fun would that be?" Buffy countered.

"Just try me." He smirked confidently, "A mere female of your caliber could never match up to me."

Buffy smiled equally confident.

"Seto, don't start a fight, we just got here!" Mokuba groaned.

"This isn't gonna end well for him." Xander whispered to Willow.

"Are you so sure? You dun wanna get in a fight wit a guy like Kaiba" Joey whispered worriedly.

"Well…Buffy's kinda um…special, as in super human strength special." Xander replied.

"As in 'She's a Slayer' kind of special." Willow added weakly.

"A what?" Tea asked curiously.

"What's a slayer?" Tristan added.

"And again we say again, wait until we head to the library." Xander concluded.

Joey smiled as he watched the slayer and the CEO get into a heated brawl. "For once, I'm gonna see Kaiba's ass get kicked, and I don't even have a video camera!" he pouted slightly.

"Talk about a Kodak moment." Xander added.

Buffy turned from Kaiba to the rest of the onlookers. "Let's go before this idiot makes a death contract he can't sign." She then walked off, leaving Kaiba very flustered that he had let her get the last insult, none the less, he followed despite the fact he wanted nothing to do with any of them just to get back at her.

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Buffy walked into the library followed by the Scoobies and Yugi, his friends, and Kaiba.

"Buffy, good you-" Giles cut himself off as he saw the immense number of people (possibly the most ever in the library at one time.). "You, uh, brought …friends."

"Let's not exaggerate." Buffy quipped, obviously referring to the taller of the rest.

"I'm not a friend to any of these incompetent simpletons here." Kaiba's voice cut coldly like a knife.

"Excuse me, but this simpleton has probably saved your ass more than once." Buffy raised an eyebrow at him, and turning back to Giles, as Oz and Cordelia walked from behind the stacks.

Giles sighed, "Buffy, you know you should not reveal your identity to anymore people."

"Well, then I'm good one count since he's so obviously not human." Buffy retorted.

Kaiba ignored her comment and said, "You got some old geezer to play along with your story of vampires and slayers?"

Without responding, she kept her eyes on him while saying, "Giles, when's sundown?"

TBC

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-Everyone ran off after Tristan's 'underwear' comment-

Tristan: I wasn't serious! Guys! Come back! It was only part of the song!