Hi, my name is Sue, how do you do, now your going to diet. (Homer:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH")
Hi, Its me sorrrrrrrry for diching you. I'm sorry for a lot of thing like not owning rights to Legend of Lagaia. or flushing my mind down the.... oh look at that! It so shiny I could hug it....where was I...OH right the dog did that not me.
Wellcome please have some chese wipe and dr. tunder, but dont hit.... THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chapter two done in 5 years of chaper 1. bet you love me... maybe not.
Join me as the camRA looky down at the VILLAGE OF RIM ELM... ok ,that was supit. closer and closer and closer and closer. now we can see Vahn. Closer and closer and closer, *BANG* Vahn: Ack! you DUMB !$#%, that was my head! Kiji: sorry. Vahn: why did you do that! Kiji: sorryIwastryingto... Wait a sec, I don't need a reason so don't call me a dumb !$#%, you dumb !$#%. Vahn: Just continue the !$#%ing story @$$. Kiji: aaa Vahn... you have a piece of @$$ on your... !$#% IT..... anyways you slip it we are now in the village of RIM ELM. Vahn:*walks aronud the supit fince to the Ginises tree, but stop at Mei Window.* Vahn:*nose bleed* Wowwwww.... *shakes his head* sh!T. *runs* Mei: Hellow..... Vahn:Sh!T that was close... I got to stop doing that... Doing what. Vahn: wha..what, ah Village Elder I didn't see you there... V.E.: Don't tell me you where looking though Mei's windows again. Vahn: Wha..WHAT I would never do such a evil and preverted thing, what are talking about. V.E.: Srue Vahn what ever you say.........., by the way you do remember that tomarow you go hunting right. Vahn: Why woundn't I, It the day I bacame a man. V.E.: Did you just say that in past tense. Vahn: Now why would I say that, I think... well a lot of thing like why it would say V.E. for your name. V.E.: Don't turn this around... Vahn: sorry, but there is nothing you can do, I have all ready turn you around now its bye bye time. V.E.: Wha...What. Wait how did you do tha... Where..*is now by Mei's house. Vahn: See ya VD you old, crusty man... on second thought maybe not. V.E.: Huh. what. where am I again. Vahn: Good ridance. *walk up to the tree and talks* hey you supit eye sore still alive? ha! Meta: still supit? Vahn: Huh?!... I got to stop eating Nene's chilly surprise!*dumbfonded, walk back up the path* Vahn: all mostttt VAHN!!! Vahn: aahhhhhhhh Sh!t. he..Hi Mei! Mei: Hi Mai my butt... Vahn: Hi Mai's butt! Mei: what the! get away from there! Vahn: sorry, I thought you wanted me to say hi to your @$$. Mei: No I didn't want your sorry @$$ to say hi to my @$$!*hits Vahn* Vahn: Pain Mei: you better be. well anyways I need to run some last min measurements, can I? Vahn: You can measure me anytime. Mei: what that mean? Vahn: nothing. Mei: Ok...meet me at your house.. and don't be LATE! Vahn: ok. you need to lay off the sysup. Mei:*slap* Vahn: violent today aren't we. Mei: yes!*walks to Vahn's house* Vahn: Hmmmmm she said not to be LATE... let find Tetsu.*starts to walk around the fence* ah !$#% it. *Jump up the two foot hill by a tree*. BUZZZ BUZZZ BUZZZ!!!! Vahn: what the Hell was that. All well *Walks to down the the beach to Tetsu*. Vahn: Hey Tetsu! Tetsu: Crap its Vahn again *closes his eyes* If my eyes are shut he can't see me... Vahn: Hmmm...*sneak behind Tetsu* Tetsu: I don't hear it, maybe it went away. Vahn: Not on your life! Tetsu: ackkkkkk! You Baster! Vahn: Train me. Tetsu: no! Vahn: I wasn't asking. Tetsu: no! Vahn: fine, I see when am not wanted. *walk back to the village* Tetsu: *whew*! Wait he dosen't give up that easy...mommy! Vahn: BONZI!!!!!!!!!!!!*high kick* Tetsu:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*BANG!!!!!!!!* Pain..... Vahn: dam right! Tetsu: I'll show you how do a sumersalt. Vahn: A sumersalt! that the best you can do. I no dog, if you want to see a flip I'll give you a flip! Tetsu: Crap... Vahn: *flip* *Bang* Yeah!! Tetsu: *flys into rock wall* looky at all the stars. Vahn: well that that was fun now to anoy someone else. Mei: VHANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vahn: ormaybeIsouldgohome! *Runs home* Mei: Finally, where the Hell were you. Vahn: I don't know, but I can tell you where I am now it starts with a H and ends with a L. Val: Vahn! Vahn: sorry. Mei: ok let get it over with. *starts to measure* one last thing *measures* Wow Vahn!*blushes* Vahn: getawayfromthere! Mei: ok all done. *Walks out* Vahn: ok back to anoying people. *walks out* Hunters: Open up! its us. Boy: Is dad back? Did he get us something good. *two hunters bring in a wounded man* Old lady: is..is..that..it is ..juno. Vahn: of corse it is you old bag! He didn't change his appearnce since last time we saw him. Vahn: exepet he a little more bloody thin I remember...and there wasn't as many holes in him...and last I remember him having a face.... all but Vahn:Oh God *Barffff* *Mei walks up* Mei: what up why are you all barfing..*look at vahn* What did you say. Vahn: Mei do Yourself a farvor and don't turn around. Mei:*turns around*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*BARFFF!!! Vahn: He just a little rotten hes' still good hes' still good. Mei:Oh God oh God oh God!! *trys to grap Vahn to comfort her* Vahn:*pokes Juno with a stick CRUNCH* Ewww! so crunchy. all but Vahn: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BARF!!!!!!!!* HOURS LATTER Mei: why!*sob*Why did the mist take my dady*sob*and why is his arm missing!?!? Hunter1: What!? it was there when we enter the village. Vahn: *CRUNCH* *chew* *gulb* well that was good. *bruup a bule sleve comes out of Vahn's mouth* All but Vahn and Mei:Oh god! *all look at each other, than back away from Vahn* Mei: Huh what? All but Vahn and Mei: Nothing! Mei: Ok..? BACK AT VAHN'S HOUSE Val: Vahn Time to go to be..... Vahn: *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!* Val: Dam! EnD oF pArT OnE!!
Think you for playing: think you for your reviews UyoniRaze X and hack rocks and sis.. sorry for being gone. I would give you a reason for my gonenessness but why? why not? Don't review if you don't want to but it make us feel speical ed Thank you vulcan says hi (My ferret) UyoniRaze X Thank you very much for your support. Chaper #3 Part 2 the Wall Enter Zeto will be up in a few years... ok how bout a week or fewer? thought so. Note: Am thinking of also doing a Final Fantasy 7 fanfic too. till next time. this is Kiji saying always have a
Wellcome please have some chese wipe and dr. tunder, but dont hit.... THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chapter two done in 5 years of chaper 1. bet you love me... maybe not.
Join me as the camRA looky down at the VILLAGE OF RIM ELM... ok ,that was supit. closer and closer and closer and closer. now we can see Vahn. Closer and closer and closer, *BANG* Vahn: Ack! you DUMB !$#%, that was my head! Kiji: sorry. Vahn: why did you do that! Kiji: sorryIwastryingto... Wait a sec, I don't need a reason so don't call me a dumb !$#%, you dumb !$#%. Vahn: Just continue the !$#%ing story @$$. Kiji: aaa Vahn... you have a piece of @$$ on your... !$#% IT..... anyways you slip it we are now in the village of RIM ELM. Vahn:*walks aronud the supit fince to the Ginises tree, but stop at Mei Window.* Vahn:*nose bleed* Wowwwww.... *shakes his head* sh!T. *runs* Mei: Hellow..... Vahn:Sh!T that was close... I got to stop doing that... Doing what. Vahn: wha..what, ah Village Elder I didn't see you there... V.E.: Don't tell me you where looking though Mei's windows again. Vahn: Wha..WHAT I would never do such a evil and preverted thing, what are talking about. V.E.: Srue Vahn what ever you say.........., by the way you do remember that tomarow you go hunting right. Vahn: Why woundn't I, It the day I bacame a man. V.E.: Did you just say that in past tense. Vahn: Now why would I say that, I think... well a lot of thing like why it would say V.E. for your name. V.E.: Don't turn this around... Vahn: sorry, but there is nothing you can do, I have all ready turn you around now its bye bye time. V.E.: Wha...What. Wait how did you do tha... Where..*is now by Mei's house. Vahn: See ya VD you old, crusty man... on second thought maybe not. V.E.: Huh. what. where am I again. Vahn: Good ridance. *walk up to the tree and talks* hey you supit eye sore still alive? ha! Meta: still supit? Vahn: Huh?!... I got to stop eating Nene's chilly surprise!*dumbfonded, walk back up the path* Vahn: all mostttt VAHN!!! Vahn: aahhhhhhhh Sh!t. he..Hi Mei! Mei: Hi Mai my butt... Vahn: Hi Mai's butt! Mei: what the! get away from there! Vahn: sorry, I thought you wanted me to say hi to your @$$. Mei: No I didn't want your sorry @$$ to say hi to my @$$!*hits Vahn* Vahn: Pain Mei: you better be. well anyways I need to run some last min measurements, can I? Vahn: You can measure me anytime. Mei: what that mean? Vahn: nothing. Mei: Ok...meet me at your house.. and don't be LATE! Vahn: ok. you need to lay off the sysup. Mei:*slap* Vahn: violent today aren't we. Mei: yes!*walks to Vahn's house* Vahn: Hmmmmm she said not to be LATE... let find Tetsu.*starts to walk around the fence* ah !$#% it. *Jump up the two foot hill by a tree*. BUZZZ BUZZZ BUZZZ!!!! Vahn: what the Hell was that. All well *Walks to down the the beach to Tetsu*. Vahn: Hey Tetsu! Tetsu: Crap its Vahn again *closes his eyes* If my eyes are shut he can't see me... Vahn: Hmmm...*sneak behind Tetsu* Tetsu: I don't hear it, maybe it went away. Vahn: Not on your life! Tetsu: ackkkkkk! You Baster! Vahn: Train me. Tetsu: no! Vahn: I wasn't asking. Tetsu: no! Vahn: fine, I see when am not wanted. *walk back to the village* Tetsu: *whew*! Wait he dosen't give up that easy...mommy! Vahn: BONZI!!!!!!!!!!!!*high kick* Tetsu:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*BANG!!!!!!!!* Pain..... Vahn: dam right! Tetsu: I'll show you how do a sumersalt. Vahn: A sumersalt! that the best you can do. I no dog, if you want to see a flip I'll give you a flip! Tetsu: Crap... Vahn: *flip* *Bang* Yeah!! Tetsu: *flys into rock wall* looky at all the stars. Vahn: well that that was fun now to anoy someone else. Mei: VHANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vahn: ormaybeIsouldgohome! *Runs home* Mei: Finally, where the Hell were you. Vahn: I don't know, but I can tell you where I am now it starts with a H and ends with a L. Val: Vahn! Vahn: sorry. Mei: ok let get it over with. *starts to measure* one last thing *measures* Wow Vahn!*blushes* Vahn: getawayfromthere! Mei: ok all done. *Walks out* Vahn: ok back to anoying people. *walks out* Hunters: Open up! its us. Boy: Is dad back? Did he get us something good. *two hunters bring in a wounded man* Old lady: is..is..that..it is ..juno. Vahn: of corse it is you old bag! He didn't change his appearnce since last time we saw him. Vahn: exepet he a little more bloody thin I remember...and there wasn't as many holes in him...and last I remember him having a face.... all but Vahn:Oh God *Barffff* *Mei walks up* Mei: what up why are you all barfing..*look at vahn* What did you say. Vahn: Mei do Yourself a farvor and don't turn around. Mei:*turns around*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*BARFFF!!! Vahn: He just a little rotten hes' still good hes' still good. Mei:Oh God oh God oh God!! *trys to grap Vahn to comfort her* Vahn:*pokes Juno with a stick CRUNCH* Ewww! so crunchy. all but Vahn: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BARF!!!!!!!!* HOURS LATTER Mei: why!*sob*Why did the mist take my dady*sob*and why is his arm missing!?!? Hunter1: What!? it was there when we enter the village. Vahn: *CRUNCH* *chew* *gulb* well that was good. *bruup a bule sleve comes out of Vahn's mouth* All but Vahn and Mei:Oh god! *all look at each other, than back away from Vahn* Mei: Huh what? All but Vahn and Mei: Nothing! Mei: Ok..? BACK AT VAHN'S HOUSE Val: Vahn Time to go to be..... Vahn: *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!* Val: Dam! EnD oF pArT OnE!!
Think you for playing: think you for your reviews UyoniRaze X and hack rocks and sis.. sorry for being gone. I would give you a reason for my gonenessness but why? why not? Don't review if you don't want to but it make us feel speical ed Thank you vulcan says hi (My ferret) UyoniRaze X Thank you very much for your support. Chaper #3 Part 2 the Wall Enter Zeto will be up in a few years... ok how bout a week or fewer? thought so. Note: Am thinking of also doing a Final Fantasy 7 fanfic too. till next time. this is Kiji saying always have a