Vulcan:Hahahahahahahaha! Kiji:aaa..Vulcan?....Vulcan everyone, give a blue devil clap!Vulcan:ALL SHALL DIE IN THE FIRE OF HELL...OW EVERYONE! ANDAREYOUUUUU? HAHAHAHAHAHHA! Kiji:Okkk!? *whispers*help me! he trys to slit my throat nightly...Vulcan:WHAT YOU SAY MORTAL? Kiji:AHHHHHH! *fire ball* Vulcan:*Fire ball is absorbed*AM A FIRE GOD! DID YOU FORGET? Kiji:Yes you are a fire god...in the form of a 10 inch ferret. Vulcan:....I...FORGOT ABOUT THAT...ANYWAYS WE ,THE MIGHTY VULCAN AND MY PET KIJI..Kiji:YOU BETTER REPHRASE THAT!!!!! Vulcan: ok...and the flooder kiji...DO NOT OWN LEGEND OF LEGIGA! Kiji:Much better, on with the story.
THE WALL PART 2 Enter Zeto
Kiji: Vahnnnn Vahnnn
(rumble,rumble)
Val: VAHN!
Vahn: Ahhhh!
(rumble,rumble)
Vahn: father whats that noise..
Val: Its the wall you numb skull.
(rumble,rumble)
Nene: Its been like this for hours dumb@$$
Vahn: Ah. good...I thought it was my tum. You know because I ate
JunoÕs ar
(rumble,rumble)
Val and Nene: DonÕt say it!
(rumble,rumble)
Vahn: Why not say what? That I said I ate JunoÕs ar
Nene&Val: Noooooooo! (Rumble, Bumble?)
Val: (kicks Vahn outside) Now go out there and be BRAVE not
STUPID!
Nene: DonÕt over do it! ...dumb one.
Vahn: (Lands on his bum) Goosfuba! Whats up there...
Village Elder: Bum! (shouting at Vahn) Get over here!
Vahn: Hey VD!
(Rumble, Rumble just assume the rumble, rumble)
VE: Not VD, VE! (Hits Vahn on the head with his cane)
Vahn: (Vahn dodges the blow) DDDenied!
VE: GRRRR! (about to swing again)
ZMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Zeto: Filthy beasts, your days on this planet is coming to a
end! We the Seru....(cut off)
Vahn: Are a bunch of dirty little cry babies that canÕt fight
their way out of a lighted room thats missing a few walls!
Everyone but Zeto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zeto: Oh nuts to this, Juggernaut!
Vahn: Heh heh Jugg heh heh er heh heh naut.
Zeto: Okay?..
Juggernaut: Grrr (Dark Eclipse)
Everyone but Zeto: (failing around like chickens with out heads)
Wall: (boom) Crud....
Zeto: Hahaha! The time is now my srevents, attack!
100 Gizars: Quake!
Tetsu: Quake?...Ump! (suddenly attack by a Gizar)
Vahn: yaaa! (Jump Kicks the Gizar attacking a women)
Tetsu: Haaaa! (Summer salts the Gizar attacking him)
Tetsu: Vahn, together we are more then enough to handle these
beasts! .....Vahn? Where the... (sees Vahn running to MaiÕs
house) Wha..What!? Vahn! get your stupid @$$ back here!
Vahn: love to stay and chat my bald master, but I have a hottie to
save! Tetsu: Vahn you (back hand a seru) $#@^$%^% #@%$^^ *&%? @$$!
Vahn: (enters MaiÕs Home)
Mai: Vahn! What happening outside!
Vahn: You have window check it yourself.
Mai: (Smack) Tell me!
Vahn: ....Tell you what?
Mai: GRRR! The NOISE OUTSIDE!
Vahn: Ohhhh. Thatttt noise....
Mai: YA! THAT NOISE!
Vahn: What about it?
Mai: GRRRRRR! Never mind! Just take me to your place.
Vahn: Why would I do that for?
Mai: .....\_/ GRRRRR!....(Take out a club)
Vahn: .... Hey whats that for? (Mai hit Vahn on the head) Hey
whats that for?
Mai: What? (hit harder)
Vahn: ...Hey whats that for?
Mai: (slap her head in disbelif)
Vahn: Hey Mai let go back to my home, it might be safer.
Mai: .......(Jaw drop)
Vahn: (walks outside with Mai and acting like a ninja to get pass
the Serus and monters that had filled into the city)
Gizar #1: *do you think he know we see him* (to Gizar #2)
Gizar #2: * No I donÕt think he sees us* *but I do think that bald
psycopath that is running at us would be another thing*
Tetsu: VAhn hAhahaHa VaHn aHAhhA VahN ahaHha !HSHHAHAHAH!AHAH!
Gizar1and2: (looks at eact other) *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Mai: What was that? Vahn: Whats What (nearing close to Vahn home)
Mai: Hmmmm. nothing.
Tetsu: (Taring off the Gizars bodys) HAHAHAHA!
Vahn: HI! (opening the door)
Mai: Get in you idoit! (pushing Vahn in)
Nene&Val: oh man I....mean oh man.
Mai: Nice to see you two are o.k.
Val: Of course, why not?
Mai: The wall is broken!
Vahn: I will tell you what happen.
Kiji: One hour later...
Val: ...Vahn?
Vahn: Ya.
Val: you just stood there for a hour.
Vahn: Ya, and...
EveryonebutVahn: (drops)
Val: (trows a ball out the window) Go fecth!
Vahn: What!? do you really think I would fall for that..old..trick
...(Jumps out the window)
Mai: He...fell...for that!?
Nene: work everytime. Kiji: Outside... Vahn: I got it! I got it!(ball falls down to the genesis tree)
I got it? (falls down the hill)
Woman: Oh are you o.k. Vahn!?
Vahn: Sure..nothing a trip to the emergency room wonÕt cure!
Woman: Vahn... feel the tree it so warm.
Vahn: Ya...as soon as I get my foot out of my @$$ and my head out
of my mouth! (Vahn gets up and fites himself) O.k. am O.k. (falls
on the genesis tree)
Woman: See I told you it was warm.
Vahn: oh by the way you said it it sounded like something sick.
Meta: oh.. its you the freak.
Vahn: o.k. did that tree just call me a freak.
Meta: yes...I did you dumb @$$, and since your the one I have to
join with, I guess I sould tell you who I am.
Vahn: ....Dude...does that woman see me talking to a tree.
Magnarok: end this chapter now!
Vulcan: yes, we are tried.
Kiji: fine, cry babys, well I shall wrap this chapter up.
Vahn: I liveeEE! Where the heck where you!?
Kiji: getting motived
Vahn: right.
Kiji: well if you missed me I was in final fantasy 7 making a bad fanfic...
Next chapter: The mrageing, the cring, and the bying
THE WALL PART 2 Enter Zeto
Kiji: Vahnnnn Vahnnn
(rumble,rumble)
Val: VAHN!
Vahn: Ahhhh!
(rumble,rumble)
Vahn: father whats that noise..
Val: Its the wall you numb skull.
(rumble,rumble)
Nene: Its been like this for hours dumb@$$
Vahn: Ah. good...I thought it was my tum. You know because I ate
JunoÕs ar
(rumble,rumble)
Val and Nene: DonÕt say it!
(rumble,rumble)
Vahn: Why not say what? That I said I ate JunoÕs ar
Nene&Val: Noooooooo! (Rumble, Bumble?)
Val: (kicks Vahn outside) Now go out there and be BRAVE not
STUPID!
Nene: DonÕt over do it! ...dumb one.
Vahn: (Lands on his bum) Goosfuba! Whats up there...
Village Elder: Bum! (shouting at Vahn) Get over here!
Vahn: Hey VD!
(Rumble, Rumble just assume the rumble, rumble)
VE: Not VD, VE! (Hits Vahn on the head with his cane)
Vahn: (Vahn dodges the blow) DDDenied!
VE: GRRRR! (about to swing again)
ZMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Zeto: Filthy beasts, your days on this planet is coming to a
end! We the Seru....(cut off)
Vahn: Are a bunch of dirty little cry babies that canÕt fight
their way out of a lighted room thats missing a few walls!
Everyone but Zeto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zeto: Oh nuts to this, Juggernaut!
Vahn: Heh heh Jugg heh heh er heh heh naut.
Zeto: Okay?..
Juggernaut: Grrr (Dark Eclipse)
Everyone but Zeto: (failing around like chickens with out heads)
Wall: (boom) Crud....
Zeto: Hahaha! The time is now my srevents, attack!
100 Gizars: Quake!
Tetsu: Quake?...Ump! (suddenly attack by a Gizar)
Vahn: yaaa! (Jump Kicks the Gizar attacking a women)
Tetsu: Haaaa! (Summer salts the Gizar attacking him)
Tetsu: Vahn, together we are more then enough to handle these
beasts! .....Vahn? Where the... (sees Vahn running to MaiÕs
house) Wha..What!? Vahn! get your stupid @$$ back here!
Vahn: love to stay and chat my bald master, but I have a hottie to
save! Tetsu: Vahn you (back hand a seru) $#@^$%^% #@%$^^ *&%? @$$!
Vahn: (enters MaiÕs Home)
Mai: Vahn! What happening outside!
Vahn: You have window check it yourself.
Mai: (Smack) Tell me!
Vahn: ....Tell you what?
Mai: GRRR! The NOISE OUTSIDE!
Vahn: Ohhhh. Thatttt noise....
Mai: YA! THAT NOISE!
Vahn: What about it?
Mai: GRRRRRR! Never mind! Just take me to your place.
Vahn: Why would I do that for?
Mai: .....\_/ GRRRRR!....(Take out a club)
Vahn: .... Hey whats that for? (Mai hit Vahn on the head) Hey
whats that for?
Mai: What? (hit harder)
Vahn: ...Hey whats that for?
Mai: (slap her head in disbelif)
Vahn: Hey Mai let go back to my home, it might be safer.
Mai: .......(Jaw drop)
Vahn: (walks outside with Mai and acting like a ninja to get pass
the Serus and monters that had filled into the city)
Gizar #1: *do you think he know we see him* (to Gizar #2)
Gizar #2: * No I donÕt think he sees us* *but I do think that bald
psycopath that is running at us would be another thing*
Tetsu: VAhn hAhahaHa VaHn aHAhhA VahN ahaHha !HSHHAHAHAH!AHAH!
Gizar1and2: (looks at eact other) *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Mai: What was that? Vahn: Whats What (nearing close to Vahn home)
Mai: Hmmmm. nothing.
Tetsu: (Taring off the Gizars bodys) HAHAHAHA!
Vahn: HI! (opening the door)
Mai: Get in you idoit! (pushing Vahn in)
Nene&Val: oh man I....mean oh man.
Mai: Nice to see you two are o.k.
Val: Of course, why not?
Mai: The wall is broken!
Vahn: I will tell you what happen.
Kiji: One hour later...
Val: ...Vahn?
Vahn: Ya.
Val: you just stood there for a hour.
Vahn: Ya, and...
EveryonebutVahn: (drops)
Val: (trows a ball out the window) Go fecth!
Vahn: What!? do you really think I would fall for that..old..trick
...(Jumps out the window)
Mai: He...fell...for that!?
Nene: work everytime. Kiji: Outside... Vahn: I got it! I got it!(ball falls down to the genesis tree)
I got it? (falls down the hill)
Woman: Oh are you o.k. Vahn!?
Vahn: Sure..nothing a trip to the emergency room wonÕt cure!
Woman: Vahn... feel the tree it so warm.
Vahn: Ya...as soon as I get my foot out of my @$$ and my head out
of my mouth! (Vahn gets up and fites himself) O.k. am O.k. (falls
on the genesis tree)
Woman: See I told you it was warm.
Vahn: oh by the way you said it it sounded like something sick.
Meta: oh.. its you the freak.
Vahn: o.k. did that tree just call me a freak.
Meta: yes...I did you dumb @$$, and since your the one I have to
join with, I guess I sould tell you who I am.
Vahn: ....Dude...does that woman see me talking to a tree.
Magnarok: end this chapter now!
Vulcan: yes, we are tried.
Kiji: fine, cry babys, well I shall wrap this chapter up.
Vahn: I liveeEE! Where the heck where you!?
Kiji: getting motived
Vahn: right.
Kiji: well if you missed me I was in final fantasy 7 making a bad fanfic...
Next chapter: The mrageing, the cring, and the bying