Kiji: Hi again, Me friends, its I the Fly Heheheheh!
Vulcan: Can we say Drunk.
Magnarok: Drunk!
Vulcan: ....Idiot....
The Merging, the Crying, and the Byeing
Vahn: Capitalist pig!
Meta: *Snot wad*
Vahn: #&%&!
Meta: *Baby!*
Vahn: A...a...a..TALKING TREE!
Meta: *A...Blue hair boy!*
Vahn: Capitalist pig!
Meta:...*You already said that.*
Vahn: What!? *&^$#&%#!
Meta: *Arm eater!*
Kiji: Enough filler!
Meta&Vahn: Grrrrr!
Meta: (clears throat)..*If we are to save the village we have to
stop bickering!*
Vahn: ....O.k!
Meta: *Thats better*
Vahn: So what are suppose to do?
Meta: *We merge into one!*Vahn: Nooo! I donÕt swing that way man!
Meta: *Vahn.*
Vahn: Yes?
Meta: *ifyouranidiotandyouwanttomergsaywhat*
Vahn: What?
Meta: *Gotcha!*
Vahn: What?
Meta: *Grrrrr!*(merge into one with Vahn)
Bright light: Flash!
Meta: *Wake up Vahn we have to hurry!*
Vahn: am awake...just resting my eyes.
Meta: *Just get everyone from the village to here!*
Vahn: Why?
Meta: *Because I donÕt have enough power yet!*
Vahn: Why?
Meta: *Because I just woke up!*
Vahn: Why?
Meta: *Because I...(makes Vahn hit him self over the head)Thats
why!*
Vahn: Ouch!
Meta: *Just do it you moron!*
Vahn: (rubbing his head) Fine! You &^@@#&@!
Meta: *I heard that*
Vahn: Grrrrr, disgusting thing on my arm. just donÕt be reading my
thoughts!
Meta: *like theirs anything good up there.(Checks)..where..is..it?
(walks up the stairs) Wheres yours mind.*
Tetsu: Hahahaha Blood!, blood!, BLOOD! Hahahaha!
Vahn: oh, that old thing, I sold that to the old hag at the
mayorÕs house.
Meta: ...*sold it!?*
Vahn: yeah, I haggle 2 gold pieces for it. (walks up to VahnÕs
house)
Meta: (they walk in) two!? you rip him off!*
Vahn: ...?
Mai: What Vahn!, who are you talking to...
all but Vahn&Meta: Acccck! a seru!
Val: oh no. my son is processed.
Nene: like I care.
Mai: Vahn are you ok?
Vahn: of coarse I am
Mai: Dam!...I..I mean. Dam!
Meta: *I am Meta the Ra seru, and I would love to explained the
difference between me and other seru, but we need everyone down at
the genesis tree...(looks at everyone) NOW!*
all but Meta: AHHHH! (runs outside toward the tree)
Kiji: at the genesis tree.
Tetsu: Hahahaha! ^-^ (guarding the only way to the genesis tree)
Meta: *We all must join power to revive the genesis tree!Vahn
tell them!*
Vahn: (picking his ears clean) huh...what?
Meta: *AHHHHHHH! you clunk head Just tell the people of Rim Elm to
concentrate to the genesis tree!*
Vahn: yeah, sure, whatever. o.k. everyone, the voice in my head
say to constipate all our power to the green tree!
Villagers: X_X...
Vahn: Constipate now!
all+seru: X_X....Ewww!
Vahn: (charging up energy from with in)
AllbutVahn: looks like he's already constipated.
Vahn: I always is!
Tetsu: ~_o what are you people wait for!? I can't hold off the
seru forever! hahahaha!
All: (gulp) O.k. (everyone started to charge up their energy)
Meta: *good keep at! we all must concentrate!*
Ixis: What but Vahn say constipate!
Meta: .... *yeah..you go do that Ixis.*
Ixis: Yea!...wait.
Meta: *Right....send your energy to the tree now.
Kiji: As they all send the their energy to the genesis tree the
tree starts to grow, the awesome power that had laid in dormant have now awakened. The power that expelled from the great tree
had repelled the mist away, shatter the remaining seru...well, the
seru that Tetsu hasn't mauled yet.
Meta: *good job Vahn! you saved the village from the mist, but not
without taking up three chapters to do so*
Vahn: all right! (breathing heavily) Now from some rest!
Meta: *Yeah..about that...now you get to do the same to every
square inch in all of Legaia. ^_^
Vahn:....(faints)
Meta: *Vahn..Vahn?
Mai: Huh? what happened to Vahn.
Kiji: the next day ...the drifting funeral.
Mai: (crying) Father! (crying) and the three others I guest.
Vahn: (crying)
All: Huh!?
Mai: Vahn! what the matter?
Vahn: (crying) I...I didn't get to eat the rest! crying)
All:....(Puking)
Mai: \_/..Vahn...kill...Vahn.
Vahn: (wipes tears form eyes) What you said Mai?
Mai: (gritting teeth) nothing just nothing.
Tetsu: (in background) Hahahah hahaha hahaha!
Woman in white dress: (hit club over Tetsu's head) Huh!?
Tetsu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Little boy: mommy is dad going far away?
Little boy's mom: Yes dear.
Little boy: why?
Little boy's mom: Because he was mauled.
Little boy: did a seru do that?
Little boy's mom: No (gritting her teeth) Tetsu did that. Grrrr!
Tetsu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Woman in white dress: (hitting Tetsu in the head with a larger
club) Why won't it work!? (club break) O_O!?
Tetsu: Moooooooooo!
All: O_0!?
Kiji: later that morning by the genesis tree.
Village Elder: Vahn I understand you and Meta are going out to
save the world.
Vahn: Noo! I don't want to go!
Meta: *you'll go or I'll give you brain surgery!*
Vahn: is that like candy?
Meta: *No! you mor....why yes Vahn exactly like candy.
Village Elder: anyways I like to ask you do something for me. Vahn: sure...but to clarify, you did say for me not, to me right?
Village Elder: a..yeah. anyway Mai's mother Maya is still alive..
I think, could you get her back here safety?
Meta: *aaaa Village Elder I don't think its a good idea to let
Vahn get close to Maya.*
Village Elder: why not!?
Meta: Were talking about a person who on a daily bases tried to
eat Juno. And just recently ate Juno's arm.*
Vahn: don't worry Maya doesn't have the same blood as Juno, thats
way I like Mai so much.
VE&Meta: ....
Village Elder: Right...well I guest its o.k. just don't tell Mai.
Vahn: why
Village Elder: she might get mad if she find out that her mother
has been alive all this time and I didn't tell her.
Vahn: so to make sure Mai don't get mad I should go get Maya.
Village Elder: right!
Vahn: and kill her so Mai never finds out.
Village Elder: right!...No, no! bring her back here safely.
Vahn: so you can kill her?
Village Elder: Nooo! so she can be reunited with Mai!
Vahn: so Mai can kill her?..Your sick! You sicko! your a sick,
sick man V.D.!
Village Elder: Nooo! Just get Maya to Mai safe. Please.
Vahn: O.k. (Walks away) sicko! (runs away)
Village Elder: AHHHHHHHHHH (eye twitch) HAHAH haha HAHAHAHAHHA!
Meta: *you don't have many friends do you.
Vahn: (whisper) the cows are my friends...
Meta: ......
Kiji: Vahns' about to leave when...
Mai: Vahn...wait.
Vahn: hi Mai whats up!
Mai: I..I (breath heavily) I finish your hunter clothes although
your not hunting.
Vahn: ya am going to rid this world of the Misttttttttt.
Mai: ...Right..you go do that. but here I want you to have this.
Vahn: (receives Hunter cloths and Mai good luck charm) Thanks, I'll
choke enemy with it.
Mai: What!? (sigh) Just come back safe.
Vahn: of course I have to finish V.D. off.
Meta: *I hate you*
Vahn: besides I'm coming right back to grab a point card from a
room in side the item shop that I have no Idea of.
Mai: just leave.
Vahn: O.K! Hehehehehe!
Kiji: Next chapter The hunter spring.
Kiji: I updated ya! but also to say something to UyoniRaze X I have been trying to email you for the last week! and for some reason can't, and I try your yahoo thing but it said your thing is disable and can't receive mail. so I'm putting my email in my bio page, and my yahoo address there to.
Vahn: Capitalist pig!
Meta: *Snot wad*
Vahn: #&%&!
Meta: *Baby!*
Vahn: A...a...a..TALKING TREE!
Meta: *A...Blue hair boy!*
Vahn: Capitalist pig!
Meta:...*You already said that.*
Vahn: What!? *&^$#&%#!
Meta: *Arm eater!*
Kiji: Enough filler!
Meta&Vahn: Grrrrr!
Meta: (clears throat)..*If we are to save the village we have to
stop bickering!*
Vahn: ....O.k!
Meta: *Thats better*
Vahn: So what are suppose to do?
Meta: *We merge into one!*Vahn: Nooo! I donÕt swing that way man!
Meta: *Vahn.*
Vahn: Yes?
Meta: *ifyouranidiotandyouwanttomergsaywhat*
Vahn: What?
Meta: *Gotcha!*
Vahn: What?
Meta: *Grrrrr!*(merge into one with Vahn)
Bright light: Flash!
Meta: *Wake up Vahn we have to hurry!*
Vahn: am awake...just resting my eyes.
Meta: *Just get everyone from the village to here!*
Vahn: Why?
Meta: *Because I donÕt have enough power yet!*
Vahn: Why?
Meta: *Because I just woke up!*
Vahn: Why?
Meta: *Because I...(makes Vahn hit him self over the head)Thats
why!*
Vahn: Ouch!
Meta: *Just do it you moron!*
Vahn: (rubbing his head) Fine! You &^@@#&@!
Meta: *I heard that*
Vahn: Grrrrr, disgusting thing on my arm. just donÕt be reading my
thoughts!
Meta: *like theirs anything good up there.(Checks)..where..is..it?
(walks up the stairs) Wheres yours mind.*
Tetsu: Hahahaha Blood!, blood!, BLOOD! Hahahaha!
Vahn: oh, that old thing, I sold that to the old hag at the
mayorÕs house.
Meta: ...*sold it!?*
Vahn: yeah, I haggle 2 gold pieces for it. (walks up to VahnÕs
house)
Meta: (they walk in) two!? you rip him off!*
Vahn: ...?
Mai: What Vahn!, who are you talking to...
all but Vahn&Meta: Acccck! a seru!
Val: oh no. my son is processed.
Nene: like I care.
Mai: Vahn are you ok?
Vahn: of coarse I am
Mai: Dam!...I..I mean. Dam!
Meta: *I am Meta the Ra seru, and I would love to explained the
difference between me and other seru, but we need everyone down at
the genesis tree...(looks at everyone) NOW!*
all but Meta: AHHHH! (runs outside toward the tree)
Kiji: at the genesis tree.
Tetsu: Hahahaha! ^-^ (guarding the only way to the genesis tree)
Meta: *We all must join power to revive the genesis tree!Vahn
tell them!*
Vahn: (picking his ears clean) huh...what?
Meta: *AHHHHHHH! you clunk head Just tell the people of Rim Elm to
concentrate to the genesis tree!*
Vahn: yeah, sure, whatever. o.k. everyone, the voice in my head
say to constipate all our power to the green tree!
Villagers: X_X...
Vahn: Constipate now!
all+seru: X_X....Ewww!
Vahn: (charging up energy from with in)
AllbutVahn: looks like he's already constipated.
Vahn: I always is!
Tetsu: ~_o what are you people wait for!? I can't hold off the
seru forever! hahahaha!
All: (gulp) O.k. (everyone started to charge up their energy)
Meta: *good keep at! we all must concentrate!*
Ixis: What but Vahn say constipate!
Meta: .... *yeah..you go do that Ixis.*
Ixis: Yea!...wait.
Meta: *Right....send your energy to the tree now.
Kiji: As they all send the their energy to the genesis tree the
tree starts to grow, the awesome power that had laid in dormant have now awakened. The power that expelled from the great tree
had repelled the mist away, shatter the remaining seru...well, the
seru that Tetsu hasn't mauled yet.
Meta: *good job Vahn! you saved the village from the mist, but not
without taking up three chapters to do so*
Vahn: all right! (breathing heavily) Now from some rest!
Meta: *Yeah..about that...now you get to do the same to every
square inch in all of Legaia. ^_^
Vahn:....(faints)
Meta: *Vahn..Vahn?
Mai: Huh? what happened to Vahn.
Kiji: the next day ...the drifting funeral.
Mai: (crying) Father! (crying) and the three others I guest.
Vahn: (crying)
All: Huh!?
Mai: Vahn! what the matter?
Vahn: (crying) I...I didn't get to eat the rest! crying)
All:....(Puking)
Mai: \_/..Vahn...kill...Vahn.
Vahn: (wipes tears form eyes) What you said Mai?
Mai: (gritting teeth) nothing just nothing.
Tetsu: (in background) Hahahah hahaha hahaha!
Woman in white dress: (hit club over Tetsu's head) Huh!?
Tetsu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Little boy: mommy is dad going far away?
Little boy's mom: Yes dear.
Little boy: why?
Little boy's mom: Because he was mauled.
Little boy: did a seru do that?
Little boy's mom: No (gritting her teeth) Tetsu did that. Grrrr!
Tetsu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Woman in white dress: (hitting Tetsu in the head with a larger
club) Why won't it work!? (club break) O_O!?
Tetsu: Moooooooooo!
All: O_0!?
Kiji: later that morning by the genesis tree.
Village Elder: Vahn I understand you and Meta are going out to
save the world.
Vahn: Noo! I don't want to go!
Meta: *you'll go or I'll give you brain surgery!*
Vahn: is that like candy?
Meta: *No! you mor....why yes Vahn exactly like candy.
Village Elder: anyways I like to ask you do something for me. Vahn: sure...but to clarify, you did say for me not, to me right?
Village Elder: a..yeah. anyway Mai's mother Maya is still alive..
I think, could you get her back here safety?
Meta: *aaaa Village Elder I don't think its a good idea to let
Vahn get close to Maya.*
Village Elder: why not!?
Meta: Were talking about a person who on a daily bases tried to
eat Juno. And just recently ate Juno's arm.*
Vahn: don't worry Maya doesn't have the same blood as Juno, thats
way I like Mai so much.
VE&Meta: ....
Village Elder: Right...well I guest its o.k. just don't tell Mai.
Vahn: why
Village Elder: she might get mad if she find out that her mother
has been alive all this time and I didn't tell her.
Vahn: so to make sure Mai don't get mad I should go get Maya.
Village Elder: right!
Vahn: and kill her so Mai never finds out.
Village Elder: right!...No, no! bring her back here safely.
Vahn: so you can kill her?
Village Elder: Nooo! so she can be reunited with Mai!
Vahn: so Mai can kill her?..Your sick! You sicko! your a sick,
sick man V.D.!
Village Elder: Nooo! Just get Maya to Mai safe. Please.
Vahn: O.k. (Walks away) sicko! (runs away)
Village Elder: AHHHHHHHHHH (eye twitch) HAHAH haha HAHAHAHAHHA!
Meta: *you don't have many friends do you.
Vahn: (whisper) the cows are my friends...
Meta: ......
Kiji: Vahns' about to leave when...
Mai: Vahn...wait.
Vahn: hi Mai whats up!
Mai: I..I (breath heavily) I finish your hunter clothes although
your not hunting.
Vahn: ya am going to rid this world of the Misttttttttt.
Mai: ...Right..you go do that. but here I want you to have this.
Vahn: (receives Hunter cloths and Mai good luck charm) Thanks, I'll
choke enemy with it.
Mai: What!? (sigh) Just come back safe.
Vahn: of course I have to finish V.D. off.
Meta: *I hate you*
Vahn: besides I'm coming right back to grab a point card from a
room in side the item shop that I have no Idea of.
Mai: just leave.
Vahn: O.K! Hehehehehe!
Kiji: Next chapter The hunter spring.
Kiji: I updated ya! but also to say something to UyoniRaze X I have been trying to email you for the last week! and for some reason can't, and I try your yahoo thing but it said your thing is disable and can't receive mail. so I'm putting my email in my bio page, and my yahoo address there to.