Kiji: I bet their a few people pissed at me right now but please forgive me the last few months were a pain in the a$$, but to tell you what happen would take a few chapters so to sum it up in a few word would be virus, anger, throwing out of window, pay for a new one.
pleazeeeee forgibe me!
disclimer: I swear I didn't do it....not have rights to Legend of legaia.
Chapter 5 hunters spring.
Meta:Vahn...VAHN!
Vahn: WHAT?
Meta:Why are we going back inside Rim Elm?
Vahn:......(Blank stare)
Meta:Something to do about a point card
Vahn:....OOOooh yeah...what?
Meta:I shall haunt your dreams for all eternity
Hunter#1: Vahn! I'm glad you made it back safe, you should rest.
Meta:(Gawk)We only been gone for thirty second you...AHHHHH!
Vahn: Sorry you will have to excuse my friend he's a little crazy
at the moment.
Meta:Crazy..CRAZY!? I'll show you crazy!....
Kiji: and crazy he did show, that he dids, that he dids. anyway
Because of Meta's crazyness (his bloody,bloody crazyness) Let skip.
Vahn: It sure was nice of that hobo to kill that Pink elephant.
Meta:...what the hell..That never happen.
Vahn: then how did I get this card thingy.
Meta:you stole it
Vahn: oohh Yeah....and this armor?
Meta:Mei
Vahn:....?
Meta: the Girl you have a crush on!
Vahn:....?
Meta:Your just doing this to piss me off aren't you?
Vahn: And this weird red thing on my arm?
Meta:Oh GOD! someone HELP I'm attached to a Moron!!!!
Vahn: Struggling only makes it tighter..
Meta:....(eye thing twitch)... (or whatever a Ra-seru has for one)
Kiji: At Hunter's Spring and Rim Elm and the rest of Legaia...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Noa: What.. Gala: The.. Mei: Hell.. Vahn: Poop..-
Kiji: hour later...
Vahn:(about to open his mouth)
Meta:don't you think about it!
Vahn: I made..
Meta:DON'T
Vahn: Meta go..
Meta:Don't Push mE!
Vahn: CRAZY! Hahahahaha!
Meta: Thats it (Makes Vahn Straggle himself)
Vahn: HAHAHAHA! (cough) Hahahaha (Choke) hahahah!
Hunter#2: Hey Vahn!...You do know..
Vahn: Yes I know I'm choking my self.
Hunter#2: ....Right.. Did you get here by your self?
Vahn: Why No I have a team of highly trained snipers in the
surrounding trees.
Hunter#3: Cool where are they?
Vahn: look over there and I'll show you.
Hunter#3: ...no..Thats okay.
Meta:XX...... (eye thingy still twiching)
Hunter#3:Vahn there's this guy from Drake castle you should talk to
Vahn: O.K....Which one!
Hunter#3:That guy over there, He's name is...(cut off)
Vahn: I could care less. (walks over to (cant remember)
Guy from drake(G.F.D.): are you the man that got rid of the mist!
Vahn: Hmmm....(Vahn look at the air in front of him)
Meta:Vahn! Yes you are. are you this dumb!
Vahn: Hmmm...hey! no!
G.F.D: But these hunter say you are!
Vahn: No..I mean Yes I am.
Meta: so you are dumb
Vahn:...Thats it!
Kiji: and a battle issues as Meta makes Vahn straggle himself and
Vahn hits Meta over the head with G.F.D. The hunters tried to stop
Vahn but he batted them back with the confused G.F.D.
(One hour later)
Vahn: where are we?
Meta: Were outside Hunters Spring numb nuts
Vahn: Whyyyyyy?
Meta: Because when you past out they threw us out. you moron
Vahn: Whyyyyyy?
Meta:Lets just end this ch..go to Drake Castle before I kill you
Vahn: Whyyyyyyyyyy?
Meta: (eye twitch)
Vahn: Meta..Meta? are you O.k.
Meta: I aM GoINg To K...(cut off)
Vahn: Hey a cute little slime.
Meta: aaaa Vahn.. that a monster
Vahn: What!? this cute, innocent, little creatures with..
Meta&Vahn: Creatures!?!?!?!?
Vahn: how did it do that!?
Meta:Its a slime, slimes can divide quickly into a small army!
Vahn: ARMY! this is a ocean!
Meta:Well lets get cracking
Vahn: Cracking what they dont have anything to crack!
Meta:The core, stap the core!
Vahn: What core!
Meta: OOO I dont know...maybe and just maybe that glowing red
thing could be it!
Vahn:....But I cant take that chance!
Meta:....I would love to teach you what sarcasm is but that will
have to wait.
Kiji: Vahn and Meta looks on dumbly as the army of slime multiple.
Slime1-1,000,000,000: grr...
Vahn&Meta: were boned!
Slimes: grr!
GAME OVER!
Vahn: ooh, whats wass thats!
Meta: vahn...Vahn!
Vahn: What? Meta: wait a second (justs realives what happened) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
All of Legaia: huh!?
Kiji: so not to repeat this whole ch we just move on to outside drake castle.
Vahn: hey I remember this place this is where I...
Meta: hey! we can talk later, right now lets just run in the castle and go fast
Vahn: ok but those slimes are just going to follow us.
Meta: what slimes?
Vahn: The slimes that kill us a hour ago.
Meta: just shut up and run!
Vahn: ahhh!
Meta: wow this place is big!
Vahn: whats with the picture.
(they walk up the stairs)
Vahn: hey the door is lock...all well I'll just kick it down.
Meta: No don't do that lets find the key
Vahn: but I could just kick it down.
Meta: yes, but you could just kiss my a$$ Now find the damn key!
Vahn: hmmm. which door should we take?
Kiji: ok heres something dumb to do, tell me which door Vahn should take if you guest the one with the key I will mention your name in here (just for kicks) the Right or Left door. You decide.
Kiji: Soo sorry for my goneness. read for your brains ...your yumy brains...what? review if you wish. Chapter 6: where my boomstick.
because of my "accident" I will step up my chapter making so expceat another in a day.
Meta:Vahn...VAHN!
Vahn: WHAT?
Meta:Why are we going back inside Rim Elm?
Vahn:......(Blank stare)
Meta:Something to do about a point card
Vahn:....OOOooh yeah...what?
Meta:I shall haunt your dreams for all eternity
Hunter#1: Vahn! I'm glad you made it back safe, you should rest.
Meta:(Gawk)We only been gone for thirty second you...AHHHHH!
Vahn: Sorry you will have to excuse my friend he's a little crazy
at the moment.
Meta:Crazy..CRAZY!? I'll show you crazy!....
Kiji: and crazy he did show, that he dids, that he dids. anyway
Because of Meta's crazyness (his bloody,bloody crazyness) Let skip.
Vahn: It sure was nice of that hobo to kill that Pink elephant.
Meta:...what the hell..That never happen.
Vahn: then how did I get this card thingy.
Meta:you stole it
Vahn: oohh Yeah....and this armor?
Meta:Mei
Vahn:....?
Meta: the Girl you have a crush on!
Vahn:....?
Meta:Your just doing this to piss me off aren't you?
Vahn: And this weird red thing on my arm?
Meta:Oh GOD! someone HELP I'm attached to a Moron!!!!
Vahn: Struggling only makes it tighter..
Meta:....(eye thing twitch)... (or whatever a Ra-seru has for one)
Kiji: At Hunter's Spring and Rim Elm and the rest of Legaia...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Noa: What.. Gala: The.. Mei: Hell.. Vahn: Poop..-
Kiji: hour later...
Vahn:(about to open his mouth)
Meta:don't you think about it!
Vahn: I made..
Meta:DON'T
Vahn: Meta go..
Meta:Don't Push mE!
Vahn: CRAZY! Hahahahaha!
Meta: Thats it (Makes Vahn Straggle himself)
Vahn: HAHAHAHA! (cough) Hahahaha (Choke) hahahah!
Hunter#2: Hey Vahn!...You do know..
Vahn: Yes I know I'm choking my self.
Hunter#2: ....Right.. Did you get here by your self?
Vahn: Why No I have a team of highly trained snipers in the
surrounding trees.
Hunter#3: Cool where are they?
Vahn: look over there and I'll show you.
Hunter#3: ...no..Thats okay.
Meta:XX...... (eye thingy still twiching)
Hunter#3:Vahn there's this guy from Drake castle you should talk to
Vahn: O.K....Which one!
Hunter#3:That guy over there, He's name is...(cut off)
Vahn: I could care less. (walks over to (cant remember)
Guy from drake(G.F.D.): are you the man that got rid of the mist!
Vahn: Hmmm....(Vahn look at the air in front of him)
Meta:Vahn! Yes you are. are you this dumb!
Vahn: Hmmm...hey! no!
G.F.D: But these hunter say you are!
Vahn: No..I mean Yes I am.
Meta: so you are dumb
Vahn:...Thats it!
Kiji: and a battle issues as Meta makes Vahn straggle himself and
Vahn hits Meta over the head with G.F.D. The hunters tried to stop
Vahn but he batted them back with the confused G.F.D.
(One hour later)
Vahn: where are we?
Meta: Were outside Hunters Spring numb nuts
Vahn: Whyyyyyy?
Meta: Because when you past out they threw us out. you moron
Vahn: Whyyyyyy?
Meta:Lets just end this ch..go to Drake Castle before I kill you
Vahn: Whyyyyyyyyyy?
Meta: (eye twitch)
Vahn: Meta..Meta? are you O.k.
Meta: I aM GoINg To K...(cut off)
Vahn: Hey a cute little slime.
Meta: aaaa Vahn.. that a monster
Vahn: What!? this cute, innocent, little creatures with..
Meta&Vahn: Creatures!?!?!?!?
Vahn: how did it do that!?
Meta:Its a slime, slimes can divide quickly into a small army!
Vahn: ARMY! this is a ocean!
Meta:Well lets get cracking
Vahn: Cracking what they dont have anything to crack!
Meta:The core, stap the core!
Vahn: What core!
Meta: OOO I dont know...maybe and just maybe that glowing red
thing could be it!
Vahn:....But I cant take that chance!
Meta:....I would love to teach you what sarcasm is but that will
have to wait.
Kiji: Vahn and Meta looks on dumbly as the army of slime multiple.
Slime1-1,000,000,000: grr...
Vahn&Meta: were boned!
Slimes: grr!
GAME OVER!
Vahn: ooh, whats wass thats!
Meta: vahn...Vahn!
Vahn: What? Meta: wait a second (justs realives what happened) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
All of Legaia: huh!?
Kiji: so not to repeat this whole ch we just move on to outside drake castle.
Vahn: hey I remember this place this is where I...
Meta: hey! we can talk later, right now lets just run in the castle and go fast
Vahn: ok but those slimes are just going to follow us.
Meta: what slimes?
Vahn: The slimes that kill us a hour ago.
Meta: just shut up and run!
Vahn: ahhh!
Meta: wow this place is big!
Vahn: whats with the picture.
(they walk up the stairs)
Vahn: hey the door is lock...all well I'll just kick it down.
Meta: No don't do that lets find the key
Vahn: but I could just kick it down.
Meta: yes, but you could just kiss my a$$ Now find the damn key!
Vahn: hmmm. which door should we take?
Kiji: ok heres something dumb to do, tell me which door Vahn should take if you guest the one with the key I will mention your name in here (just for kicks) the Right or Left door. You decide.
Kiji: Soo sorry for my goneness. read for your brains ...your yumy brains...what? review if you wish. Chapter 6: where my boomstick.
because of my "accident" I will step up my chapter making so expceat another in a day.