**I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor do I own any of the characters (I wish I did), and yeah... but I HAVE seen all the dubbed episodes. :D This is my first fanfic ever, really, and since I'm such a funny person, I decided to try my hand at a humor fic. No yaoi, sorry. If you want that go read my other fic. :P ^^ There MIGHT be a little romance between some of the characters in future.
It was 6AM, and Ryou's alarm clock was going off. He grumbled, rolling out of bed and turning the alarm clock off. 'Ugh... I didn't get any sleep last night...' he thought to himself, yawning. Once out of bed, Ryou stretched, and walked over to the futon mattress in the corner of his room to wake his Yami... but Bakura wasn't there. 'Where could that idiot be? We'll be late for school if he doesnt--' Ryou's thoughts were interrupted by a loud crash from the kitchen. He groaned. 'Not again...' Ryou ran quickly into the kitchen, only to find pots and pans everywhere, and Bakura sitting on the counter smirking, holding a mouse by it's tail.
"Bakura... what... happened?"
"The little sucker was taunting me... sniffing at me... so I decided to get 'im. Stupid mouse thought he could outsmart me by running into the cupboard." Bakura cackled, pointing to one of the cupboards closer to the ground. Ryou groaned again.
"You chased him... into the cupboard?"
"Didn't have to. Got him before that."
"Then why the hell is there such a mess in the kitchen?!"
"Calm down, fairy boy. After I caught the mouse I... er... slipped and fell."
"You... y- HAHAHA!"
"SHUT UP, FAIRY."
"Stop calling me that!" Ryou yelled angrily. Bakura smirked again, and stuck his tongue out at Ryou.
"Betcha can't make me... fairy boy!" Bakura laughed, dropped the (now dead) mouse, and fell off the counter. "OW! Stupid... counter..." It was Ryou's turn to smirk now.
"If you weren't such an idiot and you payed attention to your surroundings once in a while, you might not fall so often. Heh, and is 'fairy boy' really the best you can come up with?"
"Well, I can't call you an idiot, because that'd be insulting stupid people."
"You... ARGH. I'm not gonna take anymore of this crap. I'm going to get ready for school, and you'd better do the same if you wanna get there on time. You've gotten into trouble FIVE TIMES already, and it's only the second week of school!"
"Fiiiine, mister goodie two-shoes."
"Call me whatever you want, Bakura, but it's not gonna help your grades." Bakura glared at Ryou for saying this, and picked the mouse up from the floor, stroking it lightly.
"Poor little mousy... did I scare you...? WAHAHAHAHA!" Ryou rolled his eyes and went back into his room to change for school. 'Why does my Yami have to be a psychotic loser. How come Yugi's is normal. Well... as normal as Yami's can be, and just because Malik's Yami is an insane killer... well... I suppose mine could be worse, but at least Malik's doesn't talk to dead mice...' As Ryou was changing, he noticed small writings on the wall near Bakura's futon. He walked over to it and sighed. 'Not again... he's been drawing on the walls again. The idiot... Ugh. I'll wash it off later.' Ryou thought to himself as he buttoned his shirt. Back into the kitchen Ryou went, to get some breakfast. Ryou then proceeded to sit down... but felt something bumpy on his seat. He got up to look and...
"AHHHHHHHHH! DAMNIT BAKURA! GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"Yes, dearest Ryou? You called?" Bakura smirked, walking slowly into the room.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!"
"Watch your language, Ryou, darling. What was what for?"
"THE FUCKING MOUSE IN MY SEAT. You IDIOT. How many times have I TOLD you, NO DEAD ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE! Get it OUT, right NOW!" Bakura sniffed unhappily.
"Yes, master."
"AND STOP CALLING ME THAT, DAMNIT!" Bakura glared at Ryou, and took his mouse outside. "I can't BELIEVE that idiot would do something like this..." Ryou said to himself, making sure there was no more dead animals near his seat. He then proceeded to eat (he must be hungry... I wouldn't be able to eat after sitting on a dead mouse). Bakura came back in, dressed, and ate with Ryou, staring at him in an oh-so-suspicious way.
"What are you planning now."
"Nothing, dearest Ryou."
"Damn. And you call ME a fairy."
"Hmph. I was just trying to be nice."
"Shut up. Leave me alone." Bakura sniffed again.
"Fine. Be that way. I won't talk to you ever again."
"Good. It's better that way. Stupid psychotic mouse boy."
WHOO I'm just gonna leave it there for now because I feel like it. I *DO* hope you liked it. :D ^^ Bakura-sama is so wonderful. ^^; Read and Review please. :D Flame if you want, I don't really care. Just tell me what you think. I'll obviously be continuing this. Because I get bored easily and I'm absolutely insane. JUST LIKE BAKURA! :D *fwee* Hope ya like. ^^
It was 6AM, and Ryou's alarm clock was going off. He grumbled, rolling out of bed and turning the alarm clock off. 'Ugh... I didn't get any sleep last night...' he thought to himself, yawning. Once out of bed, Ryou stretched, and walked over to the futon mattress in the corner of his room to wake his Yami... but Bakura wasn't there. 'Where could that idiot be? We'll be late for school if he doesnt--' Ryou's thoughts were interrupted by a loud crash from the kitchen. He groaned. 'Not again...' Ryou ran quickly into the kitchen, only to find pots and pans everywhere, and Bakura sitting on the counter smirking, holding a mouse by it's tail.
"Bakura... what... happened?"
"The little sucker was taunting me... sniffing at me... so I decided to get 'im. Stupid mouse thought he could outsmart me by running into the cupboard." Bakura cackled, pointing to one of the cupboards closer to the ground. Ryou groaned again.
"You chased him... into the cupboard?"
"Didn't have to. Got him before that."
"Then why the hell is there such a mess in the kitchen?!"
"Calm down, fairy boy. After I caught the mouse I... er... slipped and fell."
"You... y- HAHAHA!"
"SHUT UP, FAIRY."
"Stop calling me that!" Ryou yelled angrily. Bakura smirked again, and stuck his tongue out at Ryou.
"Betcha can't make me... fairy boy!" Bakura laughed, dropped the (now dead) mouse, and fell off the counter. "OW! Stupid... counter..." It was Ryou's turn to smirk now.
"If you weren't such an idiot and you payed attention to your surroundings once in a while, you might not fall so often. Heh, and is 'fairy boy' really the best you can come up with?"
"Well, I can't call you an idiot, because that'd be insulting stupid people."
"You... ARGH. I'm not gonna take anymore of this crap. I'm going to get ready for school, and you'd better do the same if you wanna get there on time. You've gotten into trouble FIVE TIMES already, and it's only the second week of school!"
"Fiiiine, mister goodie two-shoes."
"Call me whatever you want, Bakura, but it's not gonna help your grades." Bakura glared at Ryou for saying this, and picked the mouse up from the floor, stroking it lightly.
"Poor little mousy... did I scare you...? WAHAHAHAHA!" Ryou rolled his eyes and went back into his room to change for school. 'Why does my Yami have to be a psychotic loser. How come Yugi's is normal. Well... as normal as Yami's can be, and just because Malik's Yami is an insane killer... well... I suppose mine could be worse, but at least Malik's doesn't talk to dead mice...' As Ryou was changing, he noticed small writings on the wall near Bakura's futon. He walked over to it and sighed. 'Not again... he's been drawing on the walls again. The idiot... Ugh. I'll wash it off later.' Ryou thought to himself as he buttoned his shirt. Back into the kitchen Ryou went, to get some breakfast. Ryou then proceeded to sit down... but felt something bumpy on his seat. He got up to look and...
"AHHHHHHHHH! DAMNIT BAKURA! GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"Yes, dearest Ryou? You called?" Bakura smirked, walking slowly into the room.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!"
"Watch your language, Ryou, darling. What was what for?"
"THE FUCKING MOUSE IN MY SEAT. You IDIOT. How many times have I TOLD you, NO DEAD ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE! Get it OUT, right NOW!" Bakura sniffed unhappily.
"Yes, master."
"AND STOP CALLING ME THAT, DAMNIT!" Bakura glared at Ryou, and took his mouse outside. "I can't BELIEVE that idiot would do something like this..." Ryou said to himself, making sure there was no more dead animals near his seat. He then proceeded to eat (he must be hungry... I wouldn't be able to eat after sitting on a dead mouse). Bakura came back in, dressed, and ate with Ryou, staring at him in an oh-so-suspicious way.
"What are you planning now."
"Nothing, dearest Ryou."
"Damn. And you call ME a fairy."
"Hmph. I was just trying to be nice."
"Shut up. Leave me alone." Bakura sniffed again.
"Fine. Be that way. I won't talk to you ever again."
"Good. It's better that way. Stupid psychotic mouse boy."
WHOO I'm just gonna leave it there for now because I feel like it. I *DO* hope you liked it. :D ^^ Bakura-sama is so wonderful. ^^; Read and Review please. :D Flame if you want, I don't really care. Just tell me what you think. I'll obviously be continuing this. Because I get bored easily and I'm absolutely insane. JUST LIKE BAKURA! :D *fwee* Hope ya like. ^^