**Chappie two is up! Wheeeeeeeee! :D ^.~ I hope ya liked the first chapter. It was a bit... weird. Kinda like me! :D Whee, again, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the characters, blahdy blah blah. Alright! Onto the story!
Stick Figures in Crayon
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It was lunchtime. Finally Ryou got to spend some time with some NORMAL people, unlike that darned Yami of his (who, by the way, was checking out the ladies at a table not far from his). Yugi smiled and tapped Ryou on the shoulder before sitting down.
"Hey Ryou! What's up? You look irritated."
"Irritated doesn't even begin to describe my mood, Yugi." Ryou sighed, glancing towards Bakura unhappily. Yugi caught on quickly and frowned.
"What did he do this time, Ryou?"
"Oh, nothing physically harmful. To me at least."
"Uh... don't tell me. Dead animal, in your seat?"
"Second time this week, Yugi. Then he had this weirdo turtle made out of popsicle sticks that he put right by my face so that I saw it when I woke up last week. It was painted bright neon colors. You can imagine my surprise when I saw it. Fell out of bed. Literally. Right on top of the 'trap' he set for me."
"...trap? Uh... nevermind, Ryou, I don't wanna know."
"Good. Because I'm not about to tell you." Bakura took it upon himself to greet Yugi at that moment.
"Helloooo, Yugi-boy."
"Stop that, Bakura. You're creeping me out." Bakura grinned and patted Yugi on the shoulder. "I said stop that, Bakura!"
"Fiiine, Yugi-boy."
"STOP IT." Yugi yelled irritably.
"Fine." Bakura said hotly, sitting on the opposite side of Ryou. "Mind if I..."
"Just take the food and get away from me."
"But Ryou... I love you. How come you're treating me like this. Ryou, I thought you said I was special to you."
Yugi raised his eyebrow at this, but immediately lowered it again when he saw the look on Ryou's face.
"Bakura?"
"Yes, Ryou?"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"I wouldn't talk to me like that, Ryou. You know what I'm capable of." Bakura smirked and tapped his fingernails on top of the lunch table. At that moment Jounouchi (Joey) approached with Honda (Tristan) and Anzu (Tea). Bakura laughed and touched Jo's arm softly as he stopped near Bakura.
"My dear Jo... how are you?"
"Bakura. You're creeping me out." Bakura laughed maniacally.
"That's the whole point, blockhead." Bakura smirked, stood up, and walked away, stalking Malik now. Jo sat next to Ryou and eyed him sympathetically, while Anzu and Honda sat at the opposite side of the table.
"Ryou... man, your Yami is PSYCHO, dude."
"You think I don't know that, Jo?"
"Sorry... I was just..."
"Stating the obvious?" Bakura appeared behind Jo once again. Jo jumped and scooted away from Bakura. Bakura sat down and stared at Ryou's plate. Ryou noticed and shoved it towards him.
"Just... take it."
Lunch was obviously very long, but afterwords, Yugi and the gang met Ryou, Bakura, and Malik outside of Domino High.
"Hey, Ryou... I was wondering if you were busy tonight?" Yugi asked with a smile on his face. Even though Bakura and Malik were holding a very important conversation, Bakura was listening to Yugi as he spoke. Malik smirked and Bakura started laughing again.
"Oh Yugi, I didn't know you felt that way about my hikari!"
"Shut up Bakura, I'm just asking if he wants to go to a party tonight... only we need a place to host it..." Ryou smiled and offered to have the party at his house. 'It'd give me something to do, at least, and Bakura and Malik could just stay up in the bedroom plotting the destruction of the world or something, like they always do.' "Alright! Thanks Ryou! We'll be there at 7PM!"
"Who's all coming?" Ryou asked.
"Uhm... me, Jo, Anzu, Otogi (Duke Devlin), Honda, Malik, Miho, Serenity, Seto and Mokuba..."
"Seto and Mokuba?!" Jo yelled, spitting out the soda he was drinking.
"Erm... yes, well, you see, Seto was looking awfully lonely today in math, so I just... asked him... and he said he had nothing better to do so..."
"YUGI! Why the hell did you do that? You know Seto hates us!"
"Yeah... but..." Bakura smirked and started playfully teasing Yugi and Jo in a sing-song voice.
"Is Jo getting jealous because little Yugi-boy has feelings for his dearest Seto-sama?"
"Bakura. Do us all a favor and go die."
"Yes master." Malik grinned, started walking home, and gestured for Bakura to follow. "Well, dearest Ryou, I shall see you at the party tonight... but until then, goodbye!"
"Yeah, just shut up and go..."
***Later that night, 7:25PM***
Mai had turned up at the party, as well as Isis Ishtar, and to Jo's dismay, Bandit Keith (who the hell invited HIM, anyway) and Rex Raptor. Thankfully, though, no Weevil (aww, we all know he's cute, but it'd just be weird to have HIM here, too). Bakura was sitting in a corner, discussing issues with Malik and glancing suspiciously from guest to guest. Jo was hitting on Mai, and Isis was lecturing Yugi and Yami Yugi on the proper use of their Millenium Artifact. Honda was sitting on a couch with Serenity, and the rest of the people were just wandering about the livingroom with nothing interesting to do. Bakura decided he had discussed his plans to dominate the world thoroughly enough with Malik, and decided to go back to his old hobby of drawing rather violent images of his enemies on the wall with crayons. Preferrably red crayons. He had a whole drawer in his desk dedicated to red crayons. Every shade of red, from dark crimson to light-red, almost pink (but no pink, pink is too girly for our dearest Bakura). Malik watched Bakura scribble on the wall in the livingroom, semi-entertained but too bored to really care much. Ryou noticed Bakura drawing on the walls and ran over to him.
"Bakura... what are you doing."
"Drawing." said Bakura shortly, the tip of his tongue sticking out of his mouth at angle as he concentrated.
"Yes... but WHY are you drawing on the WALLS? The ones I just CLEANED?"
"Because you just cleaned them, and because they're so dull. They need a little spiffying-up."
"Mokuba is here, and you're drawing pictures of the pharoah dead with daggers sticking out of him?"
"Yep. Hey, where is Mokuba, anyway? I want to show him..."
"Ohhh no you don't, Bakura. You just... sit here and draw, okay? Leave the NORMAL guests alone." Bakura looked slightly disappointed, but recovered almost instantly, going back to his purdiful picture of the pharoah.
"Pass me that red one there, Malik."
"Eh? This one?" Malik said, picking up a rather bright red crayon.
"Yep! That one! Thanks!" piped Bakura, taking the red crayon from Malik.
Ryou rolled his eyes at Bakura, sighed, and walked away.
It was well into the night, about 1AM or so, when the guests started to leave. Seto and Mokuba left first, closely followed by Otogi Ryuuji, Jounouchi and Serenity, and then Mai. The rest of the gang stayed at the party, and decided, because of lack of better entertainment, to watch Bakura draw on the wall.
"Wow, Bakura, that's a good drawing! What's it supposed to be?" asked Anzu. Bakura grinned and pointed to the Pharoah.
"Him."
"Oh..." said Anzu. "But... Yami doesn't wear make-up..." Bakura and Malik looked at eachother briefly, and then practically killed themselves laughing. "What's so funny, guys?" Anzu asked.
"That's..." Bakura smiled and tried to stop himself from laughing. "That's... that's not... make-up..."
"Oh. What is it then?" Anzu asked. Ryou turned red and mumbled something about playing a board game and how it wasn't really important what Bakura was drawing. Malik was still laughing like a maniac, while Bakura returned to his beautiful mural, while the rest of the group played Risk. It was now going on 3AM, when Ryou suggested that they stay the night, since it would seem strange to arrive home at three in the morning. The gang happily accepted, and Ryou went to his room to gather bedding for the crew.
"Bakura. Come help me." Ryou yelled from the hall closet. Bakura sighed, put down his crayon, and went to help. They got the beds set up, and then everyone went to sleep (excluding Bakura and Malik). They exchanged evil grins... oh dear, what could those two possibly be getting into?
:D w00t. 2nd chappie done. Not as good as the first one, but eh... it still depicts the absolute craziness of our dear Bakura! Note: Bakura is NOT gay. He just likes creeping people out. :D Er, no offense to people who... er... prefer the same gender... but I just don't like it in my fanfics. o_o; ^^ Anyway, R&R, do whatever. Yeah.
Stick Figures in Crayon
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It was lunchtime. Finally Ryou got to spend some time with some NORMAL people, unlike that darned Yami of his (who, by the way, was checking out the ladies at a table not far from his). Yugi smiled and tapped Ryou on the shoulder before sitting down.
"Hey Ryou! What's up? You look irritated."
"Irritated doesn't even begin to describe my mood, Yugi." Ryou sighed, glancing towards Bakura unhappily. Yugi caught on quickly and frowned.
"What did he do this time, Ryou?"
"Oh, nothing physically harmful. To me at least."
"Uh... don't tell me. Dead animal, in your seat?"
"Second time this week, Yugi. Then he had this weirdo turtle made out of popsicle sticks that he put right by my face so that I saw it when I woke up last week. It was painted bright neon colors. You can imagine my surprise when I saw it. Fell out of bed. Literally. Right on top of the 'trap' he set for me."
"...trap? Uh... nevermind, Ryou, I don't wanna know."
"Good. Because I'm not about to tell you." Bakura took it upon himself to greet Yugi at that moment.
"Helloooo, Yugi-boy."
"Stop that, Bakura. You're creeping me out." Bakura grinned and patted Yugi on the shoulder. "I said stop that, Bakura!"
"Fiiine, Yugi-boy."
"STOP IT." Yugi yelled irritably.
"Fine." Bakura said hotly, sitting on the opposite side of Ryou. "Mind if I..."
"Just take the food and get away from me."
"But Ryou... I love you. How come you're treating me like this. Ryou, I thought you said I was special to you."
Yugi raised his eyebrow at this, but immediately lowered it again when he saw the look on Ryou's face.
"Bakura?"
"Yes, Ryou?"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"I wouldn't talk to me like that, Ryou. You know what I'm capable of." Bakura smirked and tapped his fingernails on top of the lunch table. At that moment Jounouchi (Joey) approached with Honda (Tristan) and Anzu (Tea). Bakura laughed and touched Jo's arm softly as he stopped near Bakura.
"My dear Jo... how are you?"
"Bakura. You're creeping me out." Bakura laughed maniacally.
"That's the whole point, blockhead." Bakura smirked, stood up, and walked away, stalking Malik now. Jo sat next to Ryou and eyed him sympathetically, while Anzu and Honda sat at the opposite side of the table.
"Ryou... man, your Yami is PSYCHO, dude."
"You think I don't know that, Jo?"
"Sorry... I was just..."
"Stating the obvious?" Bakura appeared behind Jo once again. Jo jumped and scooted away from Bakura. Bakura sat down and stared at Ryou's plate. Ryou noticed and shoved it towards him.
"Just... take it."
Lunch was obviously very long, but afterwords, Yugi and the gang met Ryou, Bakura, and Malik outside of Domino High.
"Hey, Ryou... I was wondering if you were busy tonight?" Yugi asked with a smile on his face. Even though Bakura and Malik were holding a very important conversation, Bakura was listening to Yugi as he spoke. Malik smirked and Bakura started laughing again.
"Oh Yugi, I didn't know you felt that way about my hikari!"
"Shut up Bakura, I'm just asking if he wants to go to a party tonight... only we need a place to host it..." Ryou smiled and offered to have the party at his house. 'It'd give me something to do, at least, and Bakura and Malik could just stay up in the bedroom plotting the destruction of the world or something, like they always do.' "Alright! Thanks Ryou! We'll be there at 7PM!"
"Who's all coming?" Ryou asked.
"Uhm... me, Jo, Anzu, Otogi (Duke Devlin), Honda, Malik, Miho, Serenity, Seto and Mokuba..."
"Seto and Mokuba?!" Jo yelled, spitting out the soda he was drinking.
"Erm... yes, well, you see, Seto was looking awfully lonely today in math, so I just... asked him... and he said he had nothing better to do so..."
"YUGI! Why the hell did you do that? You know Seto hates us!"
"Yeah... but..." Bakura smirked and started playfully teasing Yugi and Jo in a sing-song voice.
"Is Jo getting jealous because little Yugi-boy has feelings for his dearest Seto-sama?"
"Bakura. Do us all a favor and go die."
"Yes master." Malik grinned, started walking home, and gestured for Bakura to follow. "Well, dearest Ryou, I shall see you at the party tonight... but until then, goodbye!"
"Yeah, just shut up and go..."
***Later that night, 7:25PM***
Mai had turned up at the party, as well as Isis Ishtar, and to Jo's dismay, Bandit Keith (who the hell invited HIM, anyway) and Rex Raptor. Thankfully, though, no Weevil (aww, we all know he's cute, but it'd just be weird to have HIM here, too). Bakura was sitting in a corner, discussing issues with Malik and glancing suspiciously from guest to guest. Jo was hitting on Mai, and Isis was lecturing Yugi and Yami Yugi on the proper use of their Millenium Artifact. Honda was sitting on a couch with Serenity, and the rest of the people were just wandering about the livingroom with nothing interesting to do. Bakura decided he had discussed his plans to dominate the world thoroughly enough with Malik, and decided to go back to his old hobby of drawing rather violent images of his enemies on the wall with crayons. Preferrably red crayons. He had a whole drawer in his desk dedicated to red crayons. Every shade of red, from dark crimson to light-red, almost pink (but no pink, pink is too girly for our dearest Bakura). Malik watched Bakura scribble on the wall in the livingroom, semi-entertained but too bored to really care much. Ryou noticed Bakura drawing on the walls and ran over to him.
"Bakura... what are you doing."
"Drawing." said Bakura shortly, the tip of his tongue sticking out of his mouth at angle as he concentrated.
"Yes... but WHY are you drawing on the WALLS? The ones I just CLEANED?"
"Because you just cleaned them, and because they're so dull. They need a little spiffying-up."
"Mokuba is here, and you're drawing pictures of the pharoah dead with daggers sticking out of him?"
"Yep. Hey, where is Mokuba, anyway? I want to show him..."
"Ohhh no you don't, Bakura. You just... sit here and draw, okay? Leave the NORMAL guests alone." Bakura looked slightly disappointed, but recovered almost instantly, going back to his purdiful picture of the pharoah.
"Pass me that red one there, Malik."
"Eh? This one?" Malik said, picking up a rather bright red crayon.
"Yep! That one! Thanks!" piped Bakura, taking the red crayon from Malik.
Ryou rolled his eyes at Bakura, sighed, and walked away.
It was well into the night, about 1AM or so, when the guests started to leave. Seto and Mokuba left first, closely followed by Otogi Ryuuji, Jounouchi and Serenity, and then Mai. The rest of the gang stayed at the party, and decided, because of lack of better entertainment, to watch Bakura draw on the wall.
"Wow, Bakura, that's a good drawing! What's it supposed to be?" asked Anzu. Bakura grinned and pointed to the Pharoah.
"Him."
"Oh..." said Anzu. "But... Yami doesn't wear make-up..." Bakura and Malik looked at eachother briefly, and then practically killed themselves laughing. "What's so funny, guys?" Anzu asked.
"That's..." Bakura smiled and tried to stop himself from laughing. "That's... that's not... make-up..."
"Oh. What is it then?" Anzu asked. Ryou turned red and mumbled something about playing a board game and how it wasn't really important what Bakura was drawing. Malik was still laughing like a maniac, while Bakura returned to his beautiful mural, while the rest of the group played Risk. It was now going on 3AM, when Ryou suggested that they stay the night, since it would seem strange to arrive home at three in the morning. The gang happily accepted, and Ryou went to his room to gather bedding for the crew.
"Bakura. Come help me." Ryou yelled from the hall closet. Bakura sighed, put down his crayon, and went to help. They got the beds set up, and then everyone went to sleep (excluding Bakura and Malik). They exchanged evil grins... oh dear, what could those two possibly be getting into?
:D w00t. 2nd chappie done. Not as good as the first one, but eh... it still depicts the absolute craziness of our dear Bakura! Note: Bakura is NOT gay. He just likes creeping people out. :D Er, no offense to people who... er... prefer the same gender... but I just don't like it in my fanfics. o_o; ^^ Anyway, R&R, do whatever. Yeah.