**ALRIGHT. Boring stuff first: I do not own YuGiOh nor do I own any of the characters, blah blah blah. Um. Okay. I was having like... writers block, I couldn't think up a good idea, then I chatted with my friend a bit on AIM... and then I figured out this totally cool plot for a new chapter, involving, of course, a new addition. Our shrink! :D I've had fun writing the first three chapters (I thought the last two were totally pathetic, and I got the idea of a squirrel in the cup from one of my reviewers -- thank you!), so if you actually LIKED chapters 2 and 3, tell me so I don't feel like an idiot for writing totally stupid chapters. :D Long chapter coming up. ^.~ Including the beginning of a romance between Malik and some girl. :D Whoo! She's a brand new girl I made up, by the way. Not like... Anzu or Serenity or anything. :P *Hates Anzu*
Chapter Four: Monday
This day started the same as all others -- Bakura refused to wake up, making both of them late, and landing them both a pretty pink detention slip.
"Bakura... please wake up on time tomorrow. PLEASE."
"You need to learn to be more assertive. I must teach you some time that 'please' doesn't always work when trying to get something you REALLY want. Such as my awakening at six in-the-morning."
"I don't need assertiveness, I need you to wake up."
"I'll wake up if you make me coffee."
"You never like the coffee I make."
"Well it's not MY fault you're incompetent... and by the way, if we don't run, we're going to be late for math."
"ARGH!" growled Ryou as he ran. Bakura watched in amazement.
"I didn't know he could run THAT fast." He said to himself as he jogged to catch up.
"No running in the halls!" A teacher yelled after them. They ignored her, and ended up being late for math despite all the running. It was lunch time now, and Ryou and Bakura were finally getting along and talking with eachother happily. Plotting the death of their math teacher.
"That jerk. All he ever does is yell... I just wanna strangle him."
"Choking is a good way to get rid of your enemy, but personally, I prefer making them suffer for eternity."
"You're crazy. That means they're still there to be mean to you."
"Not if you're torturing them, and even if they are mean to you, it doesn't really matter, you get to torture them."
"Good point, Bakura."
"I'm good at this kind of stuff."
"I know. So. How do we get rid of him?" Ryou asked with an evil grin on his face (like this: D). Upon hearing this, Bakura spit out the soda he was drinking.
"You... want to get rid of... him? Haha, maybe I was wrong, calling you a pansy. But you do realize that you're going to have to do the dirty work. I only help with plotting. Unless it involves the Pharoah."
"Yami likes the math teacher."
"We'll kill them both!"
"Uh... I thought you said you liked torturing better?"
"Oh. That's right. Well, we'll torture the math teacher, but kill Pharoah. After torturing him."
"Yeah, whatever, I'm only interested in the eternal suffering of Mr. Hichino."
"Right! So then we'll strap him to a table and--"
"Don't finish that sentence. How about we just prod him with something sharp like..."
"Like a cattle prod?"
"Perfect!"
"I have some in the basement."
"You... where.... where'd you get them?"
"Stoll 'em."
"Figures."
"Yep. I've been DYING to try them on someone, but I knew you'd kick me out if I poked you with them."
"Heh. So you'll threaten me with knives but you won't poke me with cattle prods."
"Yep."
"You're strange."
"Hey guys, what's going on?" Yugi asked, sitting down.
"Oh nothing, Yugi, just plotting our math teacher's demise." Ryou answered.
"And the death of your Yami after months of endless and merciless torturing." Bakura added.
"Uh. Okay... you guys do that. Jou, Anzu, Honda and I are going to the arcade tonight. We were wondering if you wanted to come, Ryou. Bakura can come too, if he wants."
"It's okay, Yugi, I know you're just doing this to make me feel better because my Yami is suffering from psychosis."
"At least it's not paranoia, pansy." Bakura sneered.
"Shut up, Bakura."
"Well, if you really don't wanna..."
"Okay, I'll go. You wanna go, Bakura?"
"Is Malik going?"
"Uhm... well... he can... but please don't draw on our faces again." Yugi said.
"How the hell am I going to draw on your face if you're not sleeping. Oh... Yugi... you don't SLEEP there, do you? I mean, we already know you spend all your time there when not in school, but I thought you slept at the Game Shop."
"We live ABOVE the Game Shop, Bakura, and no... I don't sleep at the arcade. Just don't bring markers."
"Can I bring crayons?"
"If you don't use them to draw on people." Yugi said worriedly.
"OR the walls." Ryou added quickly.
"That's no fun. Can I bring a knife?"
"NO!" Yugi and Ryou yelled in unison.
"Fine. Cattle prod then? Pepper spray? Hand gun?"
"No, no, NO." Ryou sighed. "Well... maybe pepper spray, but only as long as you don't use it on anyone save yourself."
"Why the hell would I spray myself with pepper spray?"
"Because you're crazy."
"Do I still have to go to the shrink?"
"Yes."
"Is it a girl?"
"Yes. Either that or a transexual."
"Eh, either way I'll have fun with 'em."
"You're sick."
"Not like that. You're the perverted one."
"Shut up."
"Fine." Bakura stuck his tongue out at Ryou, and then spotted Malik, so he decided to invite him to the arcade. The pair walked around harrassing girls.
**Bakura and Malik**
"Hey cutie. You goin' anywhere tonight?" Bakura asked suavely. With a wink. The girl giggled.
"I'm... I'm dating someone already."
"He can't be too important if he's letting me hit on you." She giggled again and blushed.
"He's not here today." Upon hearing the girl say this, Bakura gasped.
"He doesn't deserve someone like you if he can't even make it to school to swoon over you and stare at your beautiful body." She giggled yet again.
"He's a great boy though. He buys me flowers and chocolates and he gave me this really cute teddy bear on my birthday. It says 'I love you' on the tummy."
"I would've gotten you a diamond ring." She smiled when Bakura told her this.
"Now, I know you can't afford something like that."
"Who needs money when you can just steal stuff." The other girls hanging around Bakura's current victim squealed.
"Oooh, he's one of the bad boys!" One of them said excitedly.
"Not one, m'dear," Bakura said as he grabbed the hand of the girl who had said 'one of the bad boys', and kissed it gently. "The ONLY bad boy..."
"HEY. What about me!" Malik asked hotly.
"Just because you live with a psychotic killer, Malik, doesn't mean you're a bad boy." Bakura said, laughing. "Now, where were we... Oh yes..." Bakura took the girls hand again and kissed it once again. "You're so beautiful... I've never seen anyone like you before." The girls giggled. Bakura didn't realize that Ryou had snuck up on him. Ryou smirked, and put his left hand on Bakura's mouth and his right on his forehead, pulling him backwards. Bakura fell down and Ryou started laughing so hard he could hardly breathe.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR, RYOU? I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY 'SEDUCE YOUNGER GIRL' PLOT!" Bakura yelled.
"Th-Tha-That." Ryou said, laughing and pointing at the girl he had been trying to 'seduce'. She stared at Bakura in horror.
"'Seduce Younger Girl'? You... you PIG!" She yelled, stomping away. Bakura got up and ran after her, Malik following closely behind.
"But darling... I feel differently about you, you're not just a fling to me, I've been watching you since I firt came to this school... I love you!" Bakura said quickly. She turned around madly.
"You... liar."
"I am not lying!" Bakura said hotly, trying his hardest to make a 'you hurt me' face.
"You... I'll... I'll get you back!" She said, tears forming in her eyes. Malik walked up beside Bakura, panting. Bakura walked fast... probably got it from Ryou.
"I mean it, darling, I love you."
"I bet you don't even know my name!"
"Of course I do... uh... Sasha...?"
"THAT'S MY SISTER'S NAME, YOU PIG. Don't even THINK of going near her, you... you... I'll get you back!"
"Oh Bakura... what've you done now?" Malik asked, eyeing the girl. Bakura noticed him doing this.
"Don't even think about it, Malik. This one is mine." Bakura growled.
"'This one'? 'THIS ONE'?? BACK OFF!" She yelled, pushing Bakura away from her.
"But my sweet..." Bakura said, and Malik laughed.
"She hates you now, give it up." Malik said.
"Hah! I know JUST the way to get back at you!" The girl yelled, closing in on Malik.
"Wha... you... stay away from him!" Bakura yelled. The girl grabbed the collar of Malik's shirt, pulled him to her, and kissed him (quite aggressively, too). "Malik you... YOU STOLL MY PREY!" Malik broke away quickly, staring at the girl in disbelief.
"I... I didn't do anything... she... she came onto me!"
"PREY!? PREY!? UGH!" She said, she grabbed Malik's collar again, this time dragging him with her. He sent a desperate look to Bakura, and mouthed the words 'help me' to him. Bakura sighed, rolled his eyes, and followed after them. He owed it to Malik, after leaving him alone in the room to take the consequences for drawing on peoples' faces. Nobody really woke up, so he didn't ACTUALLY owe him ANYTHING, but y'know, he was a good ally to have, so yeah.
"Uh... please don't... no. Stop." Malik said, pushing her away.
"I need to get back at him." She said, pushing Malik's hands out of the way, starting to unbutton Malik's outer coat.
"Stop. Don't... don't do that. I don't even know your name, go away. Leave me alone." Malik said, panicking.
"Keilah." She said.
"Oh. Uhm... yeah, please don't... I'm not... I don't even know you." Malik said, rebuttoning his outer coat.
"Come ON." She said, starting over again.
"No. I don't want to."
"Shut up." She said, pinning him against the wall. Bakura walked up slowly and suppressed a laugh when he saw the girl with Malik pinned to the wall, helpless. She got his outer coat off, and then Malik pushed her away, picked up his coat, and stepped away from her.
"I... no... I... go... leave me alone... don't... just... uh... bye." He said, and he ran... straight into Bakura. "You didn't even HELP me!" Malik yelled.
"I couldn't interrupt you... it was too funny."
"You suck." Malik said, panickingly glancing behind him, searching for the girl who had been trying to (in his opinion) kill him.
"She's gone. I saw her walk away, disappointed, after you ran. You hurt her feelings."
"I don't care... she... she's scary."
"Just because she dominated you doesn't mean you need to hate her." Bakura said with a smile.
"I... I like to be in control... with things like this."
"Whatcha guys talkin' bout?" Jou asked. Bakura and Malik jumped, and Jou noticed Malik had his coat off. "What the hell are you... OH MY GOSH. ARE YOU... DID YOU..." Jou dropped his books.
"Eww, no way!" Said Keilah.
"Where the hell did you come from?" Jou asked, picking his books up.
"Over there." She said, pointing.
"Well... what happened then, if they're not... you know..."
"It's... y-you!" Malik yelped, trying to back up but ending up tripping over himself and falling down. Bakura laughed and helped him up.
"She dominated him." Bakura explained.
"Domi-whaa??" Jou asked, clueless as to what Bakura was trying to say.
"She do-mi-na-ted him. Took his shirt off and tried to seduce him. Taught her well, didn't I?" Bakura said.
"I... I LET her do that... she wouldn't have if I didn't... and... I... I have to go!" Malik yelled, running and tripping over himself while doing so.
"Excuse me, my prey is getting away." Keilah said, running after him (with an evil grin on her face, like this: D).
"You guys are whack, man. Totally whack." Jou said, backing up and walking away.
"I've been told that..." Bakura said with a twisted smile on his face.
***End of chappie! Wow that was much longer than I expected. I hope it was good. The er... 'twisted' side of my mind was just begging to be put to use, so yeah. :D I had to end it somewhere... but yeah, I thought this was going to be the 'shrink' chapter, but yeah, I decided it'd be cooler to make a whole chapter dedicated to the day BEFORE the meeting with the shrink. Man, I'm just dying to do that chapter, but I can't do anything more tonight. *sobs* I'll miss writing. I've had a lot of fun with this story and am of course going to continue it. :D Read and Review! READ AND REVIEW! It makes me write faster and more better. :D Tell me what you want out of this story so I can know and make it better. Yeah, and for your information, in case you were wondering (why you would do that, I don't know) about the girls name... Keilah... it means 'aggressive' and 'lively'. Wonderful choice for her personality, if you ask me. I'll try to develop it further as soon as possible, but the next chapter is gonna be totally dedicated to Bakura's visit with the psychiatrist so you'll have to wait. :P Wahaha. Well, hope you enjoyed the long chapter. :D
Chapter Four: Monday
This day started the same as all others -- Bakura refused to wake up, making both of them late, and landing them both a pretty pink detention slip.
"Bakura... please wake up on time tomorrow. PLEASE."
"You need to learn to be more assertive. I must teach you some time that 'please' doesn't always work when trying to get something you REALLY want. Such as my awakening at six in-the-morning."
"I don't need assertiveness, I need you to wake up."
"I'll wake up if you make me coffee."
"You never like the coffee I make."
"Well it's not MY fault you're incompetent... and by the way, if we don't run, we're going to be late for math."
"ARGH!" growled Ryou as he ran. Bakura watched in amazement.
"I didn't know he could run THAT fast." He said to himself as he jogged to catch up.
"No running in the halls!" A teacher yelled after them. They ignored her, and ended up being late for math despite all the running. It was lunch time now, and Ryou and Bakura were finally getting along and talking with eachother happily. Plotting the death of their math teacher.
"That jerk. All he ever does is yell... I just wanna strangle him."
"Choking is a good way to get rid of your enemy, but personally, I prefer making them suffer for eternity."
"You're crazy. That means they're still there to be mean to you."
"Not if you're torturing them, and even if they are mean to you, it doesn't really matter, you get to torture them."
"Good point, Bakura."
"I'm good at this kind of stuff."
"I know. So. How do we get rid of him?" Ryou asked with an evil grin on his face (like this: D). Upon hearing this, Bakura spit out the soda he was drinking.
"You... want to get rid of... him? Haha, maybe I was wrong, calling you a pansy. But you do realize that you're going to have to do the dirty work. I only help with plotting. Unless it involves the Pharoah."
"Yami likes the math teacher."
"We'll kill them both!"
"Uh... I thought you said you liked torturing better?"
"Oh. That's right. Well, we'll torture the math teacher, but kill Pharoah. After torturing him."
"Yeah, whatever, I'm only interested in the eternal suffering of Mr. Hichino."
"Right! So then we'll strap him to a table and--"
"Don't finish that sentence. How about we just prod him with something sharp like..."
"Like a cattle prod?"
"Perfect!"
"I have some in the basement."
"You... where.... where'd you get them?"
"Stoll 'em."
"Figures."
"Yep. I've been DYING to try them on someone, but I knew you'd kick me out if I poked you with them."
"Heh. So you'll threaten me with knives but you won't poke me with cattle prods."
"Yep."
"You're strange."
"Hey guys, what's going on?" Yugi asked, sitting down.
"Oh nothing, Yugi, just plotting our math teacher's demise." Ryou answered.
"And the death of your Yami after months of endless and merciless torturing." Bakura added.
"Uh. Okay... you guys do that. Jou, Anzu, Honda and I are going to the arcade tonight. We were wondering if you wanted to come, Ryou. Bakura can come too, if he wants."
"It's okay, Yugi, I know you're just doing this to make me feel better because my Yami is suffering from psychosis."
"At least it's not paranoia, pansy." Bakura sneered.
"Shut up, Bakura."
"Well, if you really don't wanna..."
"Okay, I'll go. You wanna go, Bakura?"
"Is Malik going?"
"Uhm... well... he can... but please don't draw on our faces again." Yugi said.
"How the hell am I going to draw on your face if you're not sleeping. Oh... Yugi... you don't SLEEP there, do you? I mean, we already know you spend all your time there when not in school, but I thought you slept at the Game Shop."
"We live ABOVE the Game Shop, Bakura, and no... I don't sleep at the arcade. Just don't bring markers."
"Can I bring crayons?"
"If you don't use them to draw on people." Yugi said worriedly.
"OR the walls." Ryou added quickly.
"That's no fun. Can I bring a knife?"
"NO!" Yugi and Ryou yelled in unison.
"Fine. Cattle prod then? Pepper spray? Hand gun?"
"No, no, NO." Ryou sighed. "Well... maybe pepper spray, but only as long as you don't use it on anyone save yourself."
"Why the hell would I spray myself with pepper spray?"
"Because you're crazy."
"Do I still have to go to the shrink?"
"Yes."
"Is it a girl?"
"Yes. Either that or a transexual."
"Eh, either way I'll have fun with 'em."
"You're sick."
"Not like that. You're the perverted one."
"Shut up."
"Fine." Bakura stuck his tongue out at Ryou, and then spotted Malik, so he decided to invite him to the arcade. The pair walked around harrassing girls.
**Bakura and Malik**
"Hey cutie. You goin' anywhere tonight?" Bakura asked suavely. With a wink. The girl giggled.
"I'm... I'm dating someone already."
"He can't be too important if he's letting me hit on you." She giggled again and blushed.
"He's not here today." Upon hearing the girl say this, Bakura gasped.
"He doesn't deserve someone like you if he can't even make it to school to swoon over you and stare at your beautiful body." She giggled yet again.
"He's a great boy though. He buys me flowers and chocolates and he gave me this really cute teddy bear on my birthday. It says 'I love you' on the tummy."
"I would've gotten you a diamond ring." She smiled when Bakura told her this.
"Now, I know you can't afford something like that."
"Who needs money when you can just steal stuff." The other girls hanging around Bakura's current victim squealed.
"Oooh, he's one of the bad boys!" One of them said excitedly.
"Not one, m'dear," Bakura said as he grabbed the hand of the girl who had said 'one of the bad boys', and kissed it gently. "The ONLY bad boy..."
"HEY. What about me!" Malik asked hotly.
"Just because you live with a psychotic killer, Malik, doesn't mean you're a bad boy." Bakura said, laughing. "Now, where were we... Oh yes..." Bakura took the girls hand again and kissed it once again. "You're so beautiful... I've never seen anyone like you before." The girls giggled. Bakura didn't realize that Ryou had snuck up on him. Ryou smirked, and put his left hand on Bakura's mouth and his right on his forehead, pulling him backwards. Bakura fell down and Ryou started laughing so hard he could hardly breathe.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR, RYOU? I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY 'SEDUCE YOUNGER GIRL' PLOT!" Bakura yelled.
"Th-Tha-That." Ryou said, laughing and pointing at the girl he had been trying to 'seduce'. She stared at Bakura in horror.
"'Seduce Younger Girl'? You... you PIG!" She yelled, stomping away. Bakura got up and ran after her, Malik following closely behind.
"But darling... I feel differently about you, you're not just a fling to me, I've been watching you since I firt came to this school... I love you!" Bakura said quickly. She turned around madly.
"You... liar."
"I am not lying!" Bakura said hotly, trying his hardest to make a 'you hurt me' face.
"You... I'll... I'll get you back!" She said, tears forming in her eyes. Malik walked up beside Bakura, panting. Bakura walked fast... probably got it from Ryou.
"I mean it, darling, I love you."
"I bet you don't even know my name!"
"Of course I do... uh... Sasha...?"
"THAT'S MY SISTER'S NAME, YOU PIG. Don't even THINK of going near her, you... you... I'll get you back!"
"Oh Bakura... what've you done now?" Malik asked, eyeing the girl. Bakura noticed him doing this.
"Don't even think about it, Malik. This one is mine." Bakura growled.
"'This one'? 'THIS ONE'?? BACK OFF!" She yelled, pushing Bakura away from her.
"But my sweet..." Bakura said, and Malik laughed.
"She hates you now, give it up." Malik said.
"Hah! I know JUST the way to get back at you!" The girl yelled, closing in on Malik.
"Wha... you... stay away from him!" Bakura yelled. The girl grabbed the collar of Malik's shirt, pulled him to her, and kissed him (quite aggressively, too). "Malik you... YOU STOLL MY PREY!" Malik broke away quickly, staring at the girl in disbelief.
"I... I didn't do anything... she... she came onto me!"
"PREY!? PREY!? UGH!" She said, she grabbed Malik's collar again, this time dragging him with her. He sent a desperate look to Bakura, and mouthed the words 'help me' to him. Bakura sighed, rolled his eyes, and followed after them. He owed it to Malik, after leaving him alone in the room to take the consequences for drawing on peoples' faces. Nobody really woke up, so he didn't ACTUALLY owe him ANYTHING, but y'know, he was a good ally to have, so yeah.
"Uh... please don't... no. Stop." Malik said, pushing her away.
"I need to get back at him." She said, pushing Malik's hands out of the way, starting to unbutton Malik's outer coat.
"Stop. Don't... don't do that. I don't even know your name, go away. Leave me alone." Malik said, panicking.
"Keilah." She said.
"Oh. Uhm... yeah, please don't... I'm not... I don't even know you." Malik said, rebuttoning his outer coat.
"Come ON." She said, starting over again.
"No. I don't want to."
"Shut up." She said, pinning him against the wall. Bakura walked up slowly and suppressed a laugh when he saw the girl with Malik pinned to the wall, helpless. She got his outer coat off, and then Malik pushed her away, picked up his coat, and stepped away from her.
"I... no... I... go... leave me alone... don't... just... uh... bye." He said, and he ran... straight into Bakura. "You didn't even HELP me!" Malik yelled.
"I couldn't interrupt you... it was too funny."
"You suck." Malik said, panickingly glancing behind him, searching for the girl who had been trying to (in his opinion) kill him.
"She's gone. I saw her walk away, disappointed, after you ran. You hurt her feelings."
"I don't care... she... she's scary."
"Just because she dominated you doesn't mean you need to hate her." Bakura said with a smile.
"I... I like to be in control... with things like this."
"Whatcha guys talkin' bout?" Jou asked. Bakura and Malik jumped, and Jou noticed Malik had his coat off. "What the hell are you... OH MY GOSH. ARE YOU... DID YOU..." Jou dropped his books.
"Eww, no way!" Said Keilah.
"Where the hell did you come from?" Jou asked, picking his books up.
"Over there." She said, pointing.
"Well... what happened then, if they're not... you know..."
"It's... y-you!" Malik yelped, trying to back up but ending up tripping over himself and falling down. Bakura laughed and helped him up.
"She dominated him." Bakura explained.
"Domi-whaa??" Jou asked, clueless as to what Bakura was trying to say.
"She do-mi-na-ted him. Took his shirt off and tried to seduce him. Taught her well, didn't I?" Bakura said.
"I... I LET her do that... she wouldn't have if I didn't... and... I... I have to go!" Malik yelled, running and tripping over himself while doing so.
"Excuse me, my prey is getting away." Keilah said, running after him (with an evil grin on her face, like this: D).
"You guys are whack, man. Totally whack." Jou said, backing up and walking away.
"I've been told that..." Bakura said with a twisted smile on his face.
***End of chappie! Wow that was much longer than I expected. I hope it was good. The er... 'twisted' side of my mind was just begging to be put to use, so yeah. :D I had to end it somewhere... but yeah, I thought this was going to be the 'shrink' chapter, but yeah, I decided it'd be cooler to make a whole chapter dedicated to the day BEFORE the meeting with the shrink. Man, I'm just dying to do that chapter, but I can't do anything more tonight. *sobs* I'll miss writing. I've had a lot of fun with this story and am of course going to continue it. :D Read and Review! READ AND REVIEW! It makes me write faster and more better. :D Tell me what you want out of this story so I can know and make it better. Yeah, and for your information, in case you were wondering (why you would do that, I don't know) about the girls name... Keilah... it means 'aggressive' and 'lively'. Wonderful choice for her personality, if you ask me. I'll try to develop it further as soon as possible, but the next chapter is gonna be totally dedicated to Bakura's visit with the psychiatrist so you'll have to wait. :P Wahaha. Well, hope you enjoyed the long chapter. :D