IMPORTANT! There was a bit of a mix up of the chapters. My Bad. I fixed it,
and everything is now in the correct order. Thank you, Come again!!
A/N: Okay, I'm gonna tell you right away. I did NOT write any of this! This
is funny bits of other stories about Sirius. I did this because I suck at
writing, and Sirius is my favorite character. Got It? Okay!

"Sirius, have you seen my new shoes?" Harry wanted to try to side track
him.

"No, Harry."

"Wait! Where's my Cheetos?"

"Um . . .Dog ate them?"

"Oh . . . Wait! You ARE a dog!"

"Wait! Harry, I . . . You see, . . ."

"Hey, what's that?" Harry pointed to an empty bag on Sirius' lap.

"Nothing!" Sirius said quickly, standing up.

"Ha! Caught red-handed!"

"Um . . . No, I . . . Er . . . "

"I knew it! I knew it! You were number ONE on my list! Ha! I knew it, I
knew it!"

"Harry, shut up! Hey-"

"I knew it, I knew it!"

"Harry, I get your point! Will you please shut-"

"I knew it! Now, pay up!"

"What? I thought-"

"Pay up! You own me money for all that!"

"What? Hey, I don't have any!"

"Maybe, you should have a J-O-B!"

"Do you take an IOU?" asked Sirius desperately.

"No! Fine, since you have no money, no job, you will work for me!"

"WHAT? You work with the greasy git!"

"SO?"

"I hate you."

"Hehe. We wake up at 6:00 a.m."

"What? NO WAY!"

"Oh, come on! You wake up at noon, you lazy pig!"

"That is no way to talk to your poor defenseless godfather like that!"

"More like poor lazy, godfather."

"Shut up! I am NOT lazy!"

"Sure, that's why there's food everywhere! You're too lazy to eat with me!"

"You get home late!"

"Good night. We have to wake up early. Time for bed."

"What? It's only 10:00!"
" Good night, sleep tight!"
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Paddy decided that it was time to go to a Muggle Public Pool. Moony would
tag-along as well.

"So, where is this place?" Came Moony's curious voice over the receiver.
Paddy and Moony had bought phones the other day, after all, they were going

to play at being Muggles.

"Oh, somewhere nearby."

"Paddy! Last time you said 'Nearby, we ended up in Spain!"

"Chill out, it *is* close." Paddy's voice was gruff.

"Fine, if we end up somewhere else..." Moony trailed off dangerously.
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This old Albus, he played one,
He played nick nack on my drum (Albus: *sitting at drumset jamming*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack, (Remus: *whacks Sirius on the head*)
Give a dog a bone; (Sirius: *rubs his head, a bone gets thrown at him*)
This old Albus came rolling home. (Albus: *rolls down the street stuffed in
a garbage can* WHEEE!!)
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OK THIS IS GETTING A BIT WIERD....

Mr. Moony apologizes for their behavior.

Mr. Prongs says we have done nothing wrong!!

Mr. Padfoot disagrees we were telling the kid how hot his mum is.

Mr. Prongs says you a stupid prat who can't keep his bog mouth shut!!

Mr. Padfoot shouts Bambi!!

Mr. Prongs says Dog Breath!!

Mr. Moony says see it's usually them who argues

Mr. Padfoot says Wolf-boy!!

Mr. Moony thinks you are going to be in trouble on the next full moon!!

ANY WAY I GOT TO GO IM AFRAID. ILL BE BACK LATER TO LISTEN TO MORE OF YOUR
INSANE RAMBLINGS!! SEEYA!!
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This old Albus, he played two,
He played nick nack on my shoe, (Albus: *knocks on Remus' shoe*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: *Whacks Sirius with a big stick*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: OW!....*a bone get thrown at him, narrowly
missing his head*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *rolls down the street stuffed in
an oil drum* WHEEEE!!!!!)
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Peter tried on the hat. "Well, you really don't belong in any house. I
would put you in Hufflepuff, cos that's where I put all the one's I can't
decide on, but loyalty is not you're strong suit. You are very dumb, so
Ravenclaw's not for you. Gryffindor, well, you're a big coward, so that
rules that out, and Slytherin is for ambitious evil people, so you won't do
there. Well, I always say, "When all else fails do Eanie, Meanie, Miny,
Mo."
Eanie, meanie, miny, mo,
Catch a tiger by his toe,
If he hollers,
Let him go.
Eanie, meanie, miny. GRYFFINDOR!"
Peter glumly went to the Gryffindor table, and no one clapped for him.
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This old Albus, he played three,
He played nick nack on my tree,(Albus: *knocks on the Whomping Willow*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: *plays Sirius' head like a bongo*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: Remus! Quit..OW! *a bone hits him in the face*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *his head is inside of a bowling
ball and it rolls by a confused Sirius and Remus*)
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These are the stories I got this chapter from:
A Cheeto Problem, By Sirius' Secret Lover MB Sirius
The Adventures of Paddy and Moony Episode 001 By Sirius' Secret Lover MB
Sirius
Nick Nack...Padfoot Whack?! Baka Kitsune
Harry Potter and The Marauders, By LadyLilyPotter
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs Generation By Filia Astrum
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