Disclaimer: I OWN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! And GULLIBLE is written in the sky!
A/N: thank you to all my reviewers-er-reviewer. Thank you rouge 5157! I
couldn't wait to put up my chapter, so there! But you will have to wait for
more reviews this time! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*hack**cough**cough* Oh yes,
and Sirius, James, and Remus have decided to join us! Say hello!
James: Hey.
Remus: Hi.
Sirius: Hello all of my adoring fans! I love you all!
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This old Albus, he played four,
He played nick nack on my door,(Albus: *knocks on Severus' door, giggles,
then runs off*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Severus: *storms out and whacks Sirius,
then goes back in*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: Ow...I'll show him..*picks up a bone to throw,
but another one directs itself to hit him in the face*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *rolls down a hill* WHEEE!!! OW!
OW! JAGGED ROCKS! OH MY!)
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"Hi," I said, breaking the silence. Everyone glared at me as though I had
broken the most sacred law in the world.
"What? Aren't I allowed to be friendly?" According to the hook-nosed boy's
expression, absolutely not. I ignored him.
"Okay, let's try this again," I said. "Hi! My name is Sirius Black. Nice
to meet you. Okay, your turn, James."
If looks could kill, I'd be the greatest medical miracle in history.
"Fine! Be that way. His name is James Potter and he's NOT pleased to meet
you." James was running out of murderous expressions at this point.
"I'm Severus Snape," the hook-nosed boy mumbled, glaring at James.
"Lily Granger." Said the girl. I was starting to wonder why they seemed to
hate James even more than me- it was me, after all, that had struck up this
conversation.
"He already told you my name," James snapped at everyone, jabbing his index
finger into my ribs.
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"And second, all day today; there will be a singing competition. All of you
are excused from your classes"
Dumbledore was interrupted by Sirius jumping up and screaming, "YES I HAVE
ANOTHER TWO WEEKS TO FINISH MY HOMEWORK!!"
"Black, that will be five points from Gryffindor for not having your
homework completed on time," shouted Professor McGonagall, standing up
beside Dumbledore.
"I always knew she was a Slytherin supporter," mumbled Sirius, who sat down
and focused on his eggs and bacon.
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This old Albus, he played five,
He played nick nack, on my hive,(Albus: *chucks a rock at a bee hive*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: *also chucks a rock, but it whacks
Sirius instead*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: OW!....OW!!!*gets hit in the back with a bone*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *rolls along, stuffed inside a
massive tire* WHEEE!!...ugh..I'm nautius..)
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He pointed to Sirius's jeans and sure enough, the button was popping of and
he didn't have the zipper zipped. Those jeans looked really familiar. Wait
a minute! "Sirius! Those are MY jeans! You're fat arse is stretching them!"
"Heh. You better hide your boxers!" Smirked Sirius.
"Ew! God no! Sirius, don't you ever think about it!" said Harry as he tried
not to picture his very large godfather in his beloved boxers.
"Oh, yeah. I know that I'm gonna wear you swimming trunks tomorrow! Or what
about your nice leather pants? " Yelled Sirius from across the hall.
"Shut up! I do not want to picture you in my leather pants! You are a poor,
jobless, fat, old man!"
"You really think that?" Yelled Sirius in a hurt voice.
"Oh, not the fist and last comment. As for the rest, let's say you need to
go on Atkins Diet! It's really nice. Molly went on it and lost her flub
almost in her fist week!"
"A DIET? ARE YOU MAD?" then silence filled the halls as both men fell into
a deep sleep. Harry dreamt that he married a goat. Sirius dreamt that he
married a big Twinkie.
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This old Albus, he played six,
He played nick nack on my sticks,(Albus: *juggles some sticks*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: *whacks Sirius with a stick*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: OW! Why does everyone keep...OW!!!! *keels over
as a bone hits him in the groin*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *does cartwheels down the street*)
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"And next up we have...oh dear." Dumbledore mumbled. "The Kings of Karaoke,
The Marauders, singing Friends In Low Places." (Come on, you knew I'd put a
Garth Brooks song in here somewhere.)
"God help us." Lily mumbled
"Told you he'd say it." Sirius gloated as the Marauders stepped out onto
the stage. James and Peter looked like they were ready for a rodeo, while
Sirius and Remus were both wearing tight jeans (happy sigh) and western
style shirts. All four Marauders wore matching black cowboy hats (and if
you don't like it, talk to the head of my Complaint Department, Lord
Voldemort).
James-
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
Peter (trying to step around Sirius, who is hogging the spotlight)-
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain
All three-
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
"Sirius, stop getting in front of me." Peter whispered. Sirius kept
stepping in front of him, showing off for all the women in the audience.
Not that the women minded. Peter certainly did.
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places.
Remus-
Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in
All three
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
"Sirius, knock it off. You're stepping on Peter." Remus hissed.
"Yeah, knock it off and quit getting in my way." Peter added. James was
trying to ignore all of this, and succeeding.
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
Sirius-
I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady
I'll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ass!
"I thought we'd agreed you weren't going to sing that line." Remus asked.
"I never promised anything."
All three-
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
"Sirius get out of our way." Peter told him. Sirius was blocking both him
and Remus now, clearly enjoying all the attention he was getting.
"I have to be where my fans can see me."
"What fans?" Remus asked, getting angry now.
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
"That's it." Peter said as Sirius stepped on him yet again. He and Remus
tackled Sirius, completely forgetting about the song, and began fighting on
the stage. James noticed none of this as they were behind him anyway.
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places.
At this moment, Sirius, Remus, and Peter all fell off the stage, rolling
around in front of it fighting. James took one frustrated look at them,
looked at the rest of the school, which was laughing uncontrollably, and
said with a laugh, "Well, looks like I really do have friends in low
places. And they seem to be beating the Hell out of each other."
"Thank you!" Remus shouted, jumping up from the fight to bow along with
James and Peter. Hey, they were applauding, which was more important than
killing Sirius. He could do that anytime.
"Party in my room!" Sirius shouted with a grin. "Women only!"
"Sirius!" James, Peter and Remus shouted in unison.
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"In third place, with 25 points ,we have Mr. Sirius Black and Ms Lily Evans
singing Daytime Friends."
"Yes!" Lily and Sirius cried, high fiving one another.
"In second place, with 28 points, are Mr. Remus Lupin and Mr. Sirius Black
singing Who Let The Dogs Out."
"All right!" Sirius and Remus grinned.
"Canines rule, by the way." Sirius added to his friends.
"Get a life Sirius." Lily sighed, though she smiled broadly at her friends
winning.
"They only rule if you get first place, you're still just second best
Padfoot." James teased. "I still say deer rule."
"And I still say you're insane."
"I hang out with you don't I?"
"And in first place, with 37 points, we have Mr. James Potter, Sirius
Black, Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin singing Backstreet's Back."
Dumbledore announced. The entire school erupted into applause, except for
the Slytherins, who were upset that they hadn't even placed.
"Cheaters! Only Gryffindor won!" Snape shouted. "They cheated somehow!"
"SHUT UP SNAPE!" shouted every last person in Gryffindor House. Even
Professor
McGonnagall looked as though she had shouted at him. Snape slunk down in
the audience like a wounded dog.
"Hey, I'm three for three." Sirius realized. "I sang in every song that
won. That proves I rule James."
"No, it just proves you sing too much." (He does so rule James! And so does
Remus! Both of them especially in tight pants.)
"It is an eerie coincidence you must admit." Peter spoke up.
"Well boys, come on up." Dumbledore smiled. "We'd all like an encore
performance of your song."
"Well, come on guys." Sirius grinned, already out of his chair and heading
up to the stage.
"Boo!" Lucius shouted from the audience as the Marauders took the stage. He
was immediately pummeled by a hail of rolled up balls of parchment, thrown
by every member of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff, who were all very
tired of hearing comments from the Slytherins.
"Before we begin." James said, grinning. "I'd just like to say something.
I, and I'm sure my fellow Marauders agree, that this would not have been
possible if the Slytherins hadn't totally sucked in their attempts to sing.
So thank you Goldilocks and SlimeBall."
"That's it, I'm going to kill them!" Snape shouted, jumping up. Somebody,
no one saw who (::cough::Lily!::cough::) hit him with a full body bind and
he disappeared from view again. The Marauders tried not to laugh, which was
extraordinarily difficult. But they finally calmed down as the music began
to play.
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Stories By:
Nick Nack...Padfoot Whack?!- Baka Kitsune
Sirius' Autobiography- J. K.'s Little Assistant
The Marauders Singing Competition -hpfreak20011
A Cheeto Problem- Sirius' Secret Lover MB Sirius
The Marauder Singing Contest- Ariana Black
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A/N: Hope you liked it1 Please review, flames will be used to cook more
junk food! Like Donuts! *in a Homer Simpson impression* Mmm.Donuts
James: Don't mind her, she's temporarily insane right now
Remus: Too much sugar.
Sirius: And too little sleep.
A/N: thank you to all my reviewers-er-reviewer. Thank you rouge 5157! I
couldn't wait to put up my chapter, so there! But you will have to wait for
more reviews this time! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*hack**cough**cough* Oh yes,
and Sirius, James, and Remus have decided to join us! Say hello!
James: Hey.
Remus: Hi.
Sirius: Hello all of my adoring fans! I love you all!
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This old Albus, he played four,
He played nick nack on my door,(Albus: *knocks on Severus' door, giggles,
then runs off*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Severus: *storms out and whacks Sirius,
then goes back in*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: Ow...I'll show him..*picks up a bone to throw,
but another one directs itself to hit him in the face*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *rolls down a hill* WHEEE!!! OW!
OW! JAGGED ROCKS! OH MY!)
__________________________________________________________________________
"Hi," I said, breaking the silence. Everyone glared at me as though I had
broken the most sacred law in the world.
"What? Aren't I allowed to be friendly?" According to the hook-nosed boy's
expression, absolutely not. I ignored him.
"Okay, let's try this again," I said. "Hi! My name is Sirius Black. Nice
to meet you. Okay, your turn, James."
If looks could kill, I'd be the greatest medical miracle in history.
"Fine! Be that way. His name is James Potter and he's NOT pleased to meet
you." James was running out of murderous expressions at this point.
"I'm Severus Snape," the hook-nosed boy mumbled, glaring at James.
"Lily Granger." Said the girl. I was starting to wonder why they seemed to
hate James even more than me- it was me, after all, that had struck up this
conversation.
"He already told you my name," James snapped at everyone, jabbing his index
finger into my ribs.
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"And second, all day today; there will be a singing competition. All of you
are excused from your classes"
Dumbledore was interrupted by Sirius jumping up and screaming, "YES I HAVE
ANOTHER TWO WEEKS TO FINISH MY HOMEWORK!!"
"Black, that will be five points from Gryffindor for not having your
homework completed on time," shouted Professor McGonagall, standing up
beside Dumbledore.
"I always knew she was a Slytherin supporter," mumbled Sirius, who sat down
and focused on his eggs and bacon.
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This old Albus, he played five,
He played nick nack, on my hive,(Albus: *chucks a rock at a bee hive*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: *also chucks a rock, but it whacks
Sirius instead*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: OW!....OW!!!*gets hit in the back with a bone*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *rolls along, stuffed inside a
massive tire* WHEEE!!...ugh..I'm nautius..)
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He pointed to Sirius's jeans and sure enough, the button was popping of and
he didn't have the zipper zipped. Those jeans looked really familiar. Wait
a minute! "Sirius! Those are MY jeans! You're fat arse is stretching them!"
"Heh. You better hide your boxers!" Smirked Sirius.
"Ew! God no! Sirius, don't you ever think about it!" said Harry as he tried
not to picture his very large godfather in his beloved boxers.
"Oh, yeah. I know that I'm gonna wear you swimming trunks tomorrow! Or what
about your nice leather pants? " Yelled Sirius from across the hall.
"Shut up! I do not want to picture you in my leather pants! You are a poor,
jobless, fat, old man!"
"You really think that?" Yelled Sirius in a hurt voice.
"Oh, not the fist and last comment. As for the rest, let's say you need to
go on Atkins Diet! It's really nice. Molly went on it and lost her flub
almost in her fist week!"
"A DIET? ARE YOU MAD?" then silence filled the halls as both men fell into
a deep sleep. Harry dreamt that he married a goat. Sirius dreamt that he
married a big Twinkie.
________________________________________________________________________-
This old Albus, he played six,
He played nick nack on my sticks,(Albus: *juggles some sticks*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: *whacks Sirius with a stick*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: OW! Why does everyone keep...OW!!!! *keels over
as a bone hits him in the groin*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *does cartwheels down the street*)
_______________________________________________________________________-
"And next up we have...oh dear." Dumbledore mumbled. "The Kings of Karaoke,
The Marauders, singing Friends In Low Places." (Come on, you knew I'd put a
Garth Brooks song in here somewhere.)
"God help us." Lily mumbled
"Told you he'd say it." Sirius gloated as the Marauders stepped out onto
the stage. James and Peter looked like they were ready for a rodeo, while
Sirius and Remus were both wearing tight jeans (happy sigh) and western
style shirts. All four Marauders wore matching black cowboy hats (and if
you don't like it, talk to the head of my Complaint Department, Lord
Voldemort).
James-
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
Peter (trying to step around Sirius, who is hogging the spotlight)-
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain
All three-
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
"Sirius, stop getting in front of me." Peter whispered. Sirius kept
stepping in front of him, showing off for all the women in the audience.
Not that the women minded. Peter certainly did.
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places.
Remus-
Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in
All three
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
"Sirius, knock it off. You're stepping on Peter." Remus hissed.
"Yeah, knock it off and quit getting in my way." Peter added. James was
trying to ignore all of this, and succeeding.
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
Sirius-
I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady
I'll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ass!
"I thought we'd agreed you weren't going to sing that line." Remus asked.
"I never promised anything."
All three-
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
"Sirius get out of our way." Peter told him. Sirius was blocking both him
and Remus now, clearly enjoying all the attention he was getting.
"I have to be where my fans can see me."
"What fans?" Remus asked, getting angry now.
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
"That's it." Peter said as Sirius stepped on him yet again. He and Remus
tackled Sirius, completely forgetting about the song, and began fighting on
the stage. James noticed none of this as they were behind him anyway.
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places.
At this moment, Sirius, Remus, and Peter all fell off the stage, rolling
around in front of it fighting. James took one frustrated look at them,
looked at the rest of the school, which was laughing uncontrollably, and
said with a laugh, "Well, looks like I really do have friends in low
places. And they seem to be beating the Hell out of each other."
"Thank you!" Remus shouted, jumping up from the fight to bow along with
James and Peter. Hey, they were applauding, which was more important than
killing Sirius. He could do that anytime.
"Party in my room!" Sirius shouted with a grin. "Women only!"
"Sirius!" James, Peter and Remus shouted in unison.
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"In third place, with 25 points ,we have Mr. Sirius Black and Ms Lily Evans
singing Daytime Friends."
"Yes!" Lily and Sirius cried, high fiving one another.
"In second place, with 28 points, are Mr. Remus Lupin and Mr. Sirius Black
singing Who Let The Dogs Out."
"All right!" Sirius and Remus grinned.
"Canines rule, by the way." Sirius added to his friends.
"Get a life Sirius." Lily sighed, though she smiled broadly at her friends
winning.
"They only rule if you get first place, you're still just second best
Padfoot." James teased. "I still say deer rule."
"And I still say you're insane."
"I hang out with you don't I?"
"And in first place, with 37 points, we have Mr. James Potter, Sirius
Black, Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin singing Backstreet's Back."
Dumbledore announced. The entire school erupted into applause, except for
the Slytherins, who were upset that they hadn't even placed.
"Cheaters! Only Gryffindor won!" Snape shouted. "They cheated somehow!"
"SHUT UP SNAPE!" shouted every last person in Gryffindor House. Even
Professor
McGonnagall looked as though she had shouted at him. Snape slunk down in
the audience like a wounded dog.
"Hey, I'm three for three." Sirius realized. "I sang in every song that
won. That proves I rule James."
"No, it just proves you sing too much." (He does so rule James! And so does
Remus! Both of them especially in tight pants.)
"It is an eerie coincidence you must admit." Peter spoke up.
"Well boys, come on up." Dumbledore smiled. "We'd all like an encore
performance of your song."
"Well, come on guys." Sirius grinned, already out of his chair and heading
up to the stage.
"Boo!" Lucius shouted from the audience as the Marauders took the stage. He
was immediately pummeled by a hail of rolled up balls of parchment, thrown
by every member of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff, who were all very
tired of hearing comments from the Slytherins.
"Before we begin." James said, grinning. "I'd just like to say something.
I, and I'm sure my fellow Marauders agree, that this would not have been
possible if the Slytherins hadn't totally sucked in their attempts to sing.
So thank you Goldilocks and SlimeBall."
"That's it, I'm going to kill them!" Snape shouted, jumping up. Somebody,
no one saw who (::cough::Lily!::cough::) hit him with a full body bind and
he disappeared from view again. The Marauders tried not to laugh, which was
extraordinarily difficult. But they finally calmed down as the music began
to play.
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_
Stories By:
Nick Nack...Padfoot Whack?!- Baka Kitsune
Sirius' Autobiography- J. K.'s Little Assistant
The Marauders Singing Competition -hpfreak20011
A Cheeto Problem- Sirius' Secret Lover MB Sirius
The Marauder Singing Contest- Ariana Black
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A/N: Hope you liked it1 Please review, flames will be used to cook more
junk food! Like Donuts! *in a Homer Simpson impression* Mmm.Donuts
James: Don't mind her, she's temporarily insane right now
Remus: Too much sugar.
Sirius: And too little sleep.