A/N: here is the next chapter. Again, I own NOTHING! Not the plot, not the
characters, I don't even own the letters that make up the words I don't
own, that make up the sentences I don't own, that make up the paragraphs
that-
Sirius: They get the point! Jeez, even I'm not that bad
Simply*Complex: Are too!
Sirius: Am not!
Simply*Complex: Are too!
Sirius: Am not!
Simply*Complex: Are too!
Sirius: Am not!
Simply*Complex: Are too!
Sirius: Am not!
Simply*Complex: Are too!
Remus: might as well start reading the story, they could go on for a long time
James: Yeah. The record was what, 3½ hours?
Remus: 4¼.
James: Whatever. ___________________________________________________________________ This old Albus, he played seven,
He played nick nack down in Devon,(Albus: *looks at a map, really confused* Devon?)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: No, I'm Remus...and This is Sirius!*Whacks Sirius for not introducing himself*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: OW!...*dodges a bone and it hits Remus*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *becomes a white bumblebee and does little loops*) ___________________________________________________________________________-
"'Ello! You've reached Remus Lupin! If this truly is important, leave your name and a number after the beep... and I'll get back to you a) if I feel like it and b) if I can. Unless of course your name is Sirius Black, in which case: Sod of you git! I'm tired of listening to your memories of the good ol' days at school when you showed off Malfoy's hot pink boxers!" BEEP!
"REMUS!" roared Sirius Black's voice (obviously magically magnified) over the speaker, "HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO SOD OFF?! PICK UP, YOU GIT! IT'S IMPORTANT! I KNOW THAT YOU'RE THERE... REMMY!....... MOONY! DON'T MAKE ME CRY! YOU KNOW I WILL! OKAY, MAYBE NOT, BUT I CAN *SING*! STILL NOT ANSWERING? FINE. YOU ASKED FOR IT! THE ITSEY BITSEY SPIDER-" Beep.
Remus laughed loudly as the machine cut his friend off, and was not at all surprised when it rang again seconds later.
"'Ello! You've reached Remus Lupin! If this truly is important, leave your name and a number after the beep.... I'll get back to you a) if I feel like it and b) if I can. Unless of course your name is Sirius Black, in which case: Sod of you git! I'm tired of listening to your memories of the good ol' days at school when you showed off Malfoy's hot pink boxers!" BEEP!
"Your stupid machine cut me off! Stupid Muggle invention! Anyway. THE ITSEY BITSEY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATERSPOUT! DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND-!"
"Alright! Alright! ENOUGH!" Remus shouted into the phone after snatching it up, "Good god Sirius!"
"Ha, HA! I win!"
"Now WHAT do you want?! Mr. Moony has more important things to do than listen to you ramble!"
"Like what?" ________________________________________________________________- ___________
This old Albus, he played eight,
He played nick nack on my gate, (Albus: *swings a creaky gate*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack, (Remus: Ow! That's hurting my ears! *whacks Sirius*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: What was THAT for?! *dodges another bone which hits Remus in the face*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *rolls down the street in an official American Gladiators ball cage thing*) ___________________________________________________________________________-
Sirius cleared his throat, putting his hand on the shoulder of a very confused Remus, "I'll take it from here, Remmy." He turned to Mrs. Dursley, "We are here to save our best friends' son, The Boy, from the clutches of his embodiment of evil relatives Petunia, Vernon and Dudley Dursley."
"Oh! You mean the boy. Alright then! NOW I understand. I'm sorry, but you cannot have him."
"Well, excuse me!" Sirius snapped, "But I am his GOD-FATHER."
"I am his AUNT."
"God-father!"
"Aunt!"
"God-father!"
"Aunt!"
"God-father!"
"Aunt!"
"GOD-FATHER!"
"AUNT!"
"God-father infinity!"
"Aunt infinity plus one!"
"DRAT! Uh, godfather two times of everything you say! HA!"
"Uh, well, I am his guardian!"
"Why do you care what happens to him?"
"Sirius, it's the principle of the thing." Remus whispered.
"Ah. What's a principle?"
Remus sighed.
"God-father!"
"Guardian!"
"And both of us, Petunia, darling," Remus cut in, "Are fully grown WIZARDS."
Petunia stopped, her eyes becoming wide with fear. "Wi-wizards?" "Y-yes." Remus and Sirius said together.
"Quite capable of the discriminating 'turn you into a toad' trick." Remus said sweetly. ___________-______________________________________________________________
This old Albus, he played nine,
He played nick nack on my line,(Albus: *cuts some fishing line*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: Guess we can't fish anymore...*makes a whack for Sirius*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: *sidesteps and Remus falls off the dock, and then is beaned with a bone*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *transfigures himself into a hamster and rolls around in a hamster ball*) _____________________________________________________________________- "I wonder who'll be up next?" "Nobody good, I can tell you that." Sirius spoke up. "How do you know that?" Lily asked. "Because Snape is walking towards the stage again." "Oh God." Lily moaned. "Yes?" Sirius asked. Lily immediately hit him in the head. "Oww. James, Lily hit me." "You brought it on yourself, you know." James smiled. "Did not." "Did so." "Did not." "Did so." "And the award for least mature argument goes to James and Sirius." Remus interrupted. "Yay!" Sirius cried, immediately. "I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible, except James, because he's a git." "Am not." "Are so." "Am not." "Are so." Everyone else just sighed in frustration and covered their ears in an attempt to drown them out. __________-_____________________________________________________________
This old Albus, he played ten,
He played nick nack on my hen,(Albus: *runs around like an idiot with a hen under his arm*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: Hey! That's my dinner! *whacks Sirius to get it*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: *grabs a bone and hits Remus over the head* QUIT WHACKING ME!)
This old Albus came rolling home. (Albus: *rolled up in a carpet being pushed off a cliff by Sirius and Remus* Boys? Where are you taking me? _______________________________________________________________________- First of all, James had taken off his glasses. He had somehow managed to convince Sirius to cast a spell to shorten his normally shoulder length hair, promising him it would only be for this song. In fact, Sirius' hair now looked almost exactly like James': short and messy. James was wearing a black shirt and tight dark green pants (especially for Lily), while Sirius was wearing a dark green shirt, and tight black pants (okay girls, all together now ::happy sigh::). From a distance, they could easily have been mistaken for twins. "Um, Peter?" Remus began. "Yeah?" "Help me with Lily. She seems to have gone into a trance." Lily gave a small jump when they both shook her, trying to wake her up, then immediately blushed a bright red. "And now we have Sirius Black and James Potter singing Best of Friends (From The Fox and the Hound)" Dumbledore announced. Grinning like mad, the two boys took their places on stage.
Sirius had immediately returned his hair to normal length once the song ended. James had tried to walk off stage without using his glasses, but ended up stumbling on the stairs and crashing into Sirius. The two had ended up in a heap on the floor, but in true James and Sirius style, they jumped up, took a bow, and thus made it seem as though they had meant to fall the entire time (though James did immediately put his glasses on again). "Oh, that was so sweet." Lily cried as the two returned to their seats. "Though you two dressing alike was just scary." Peter said. "That was entirely James' idea." Sirius said, at the same time that James tried to blame him. "Great minds think alike." Lily laughed. "Then what's their excuse?" Remus asked innocently. "Hey!" James and Sirius cried indignantly. ____________________-________________________________________________
And what is wrong with werewolves?!? I'm cute, I'm cuddly, give me a hug!!!" Remus said as he made his way through the crowd, which wasn't hard because everyone wanted to get away from him and Sirius as quickly as they could. One student couldn't help but stare and Remus solved this by saying, "Grr. Arg. Snarl!" all the while, pawing with his hands. The first year ran away screaming bloody murder.
"Remus! What did I say about the first years?!?!?" Sirius asked, scolding Remus.
"Umm, that they are a bunch of whinny, annoying, pathetic excuses of witches and wizards, that wouldn't know the difference between a werewolf and a grim if they bit them in the butt! Which they most likely will . . ." Remus recited from memory.
"Remmy . . . that is not what I was speaking of!" Sirius stopped him.
"Oh, right! Don't scare the first years!" Remus remembered.
"Very good!" Sirius said as if he was talking to a first year, tossing Remus a cookie; which he caught in his mouth. A first year made his way up to Sirius, as if the argue on behalf of the other first years, but Remus again said, "GRR. ARG. SNARL!" and the first year ran away. Harry of course had his head in his hands, trying to be invisible
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Stories By:
Nick Nack...Padfoot Whack?! Baka Kitsune
Padfoot and Moony Return to HoggywartyHogwarts! By Anrion
The Marauder Singing Contest (The Rematch!) Ariana Black
(some are from the same stories) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Thank you to all my lovely Reviewers, without you this would not be possible! Well, maybe it would, but then again, I've always been a drama queen!
Wildfire- Thanx!
Princess of destiny- Of course I'll keep posting!
Tawa bids you good day- Thanx, I totally agree. I'll check the spacing better, thank you for noticing.
Padfoot- Hate to burst your bubble, but I don't give a shit. I just read Max6's story (its really good by the way, all you readers) because one of my friends left a review under my name. Where's the copyright? If Max6 cares that much, she can contact me, but this stories staying, no matter what pitiful arguments you and Max6 can come up with. Thank you for your review, I needed someone to vent my anger upon.
Sirius: They get the point! Jeez, even I'm not that bad
Simply*Complex: Are too!
Sirius: Am not!
Simply*Complex: Are too!
Sirius: Am not!
Simply*Complex: Are too!
Sirius: Am not!
Simply*Complex: Are too!
Sirius: Am not!
Simply*Complex: Are too!
Remus: might as well start reading the story, they could go on for a long time
James: Yeah. The record was what, 3½ hours?
Remus: 4¼.
James: Whatever. ___________________________________________________________________ This old Albus, he played seven,
He played nick nack down in Devon,(Albus: *looks at a map, really confused* Devon?)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: No, I'm Remus...and This is Sirius!*Whacks Sirius for not introducing himself*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: OW!...*dodges a bone and it hits Remus*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *becomes a white bumblebee and does little loops*) ___________________________________________________________________________-
"'Ello! You've reached Remus Lupin! If this truly is important, leave your name and a number after the beep... and I'll get back to you a) if I feel like it and b) if I can. Unless of course your name is Sirius Black, in which case: Sod of you git! I'm tired of listening to your memories of the good ol' days at school when you showed off Malfoy's hot pink boxers!" BEEP!
"REMUS!" roared Sirius Black's voice (obviously magically magnified) over the speaker, "HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO SOD OFF?! PICK UP, YOU GIT! IT'S IMPORTANT! I KNOW THAT YOU'RE THERE... REMMY!....... MOONY! DON'T MAKE ME CRY! YOU KNOW I WILL! OKAY, MAYBE NOT, BUT I CAN *SING*! STILL NOT ANSWERING? FINE. YOU ASKED FOR IT! THE ITSEY BITSEY SPIDER-" Beep.
Remus laughed loudly as the machine cut his friend off, and was not at all surprised when it rang again seconds later.
"'Ello! You've reached Remus Lupin! If this truly is important, leave your name and a number after the beep.... I'll get back to you a) if I feel like it and b) if I can. Unless of course your name is Sirius Black, in which case: Sod of you git! I'm tired of listening to your memories of the good ol' days at school when you showed off Malfoy's hot pink boxers!" BEEP!
"Your stupid machine cut me off! Stupid Muggle invention! Anyway. THE ITSEY BITSEY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATERSPOUT! DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND-!"
"Alright! Alright! ENOUGH!" Remus shouted into the phone after snatching it up, "Good god Sirius!"
"Ha, HA! I win!"
"Now WHAT do you want?! Mr. Moony has more important things to do than listen to you ramble!"
"Like what?" ________________________________________________________________- ___________
This old Albus, he played eight,
He played nick nack on my gate, (Albus: *swings a creaky gate*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack, (Remus: Ow! That's hurting my ears! *whacks Sirius*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: What was THAT for?! *dodges another bone which hits Remus in the face*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *rolls down the street in an official American Gladiators ball cage thing*) ___________________________________________________________________________-
Sirius cleared his throat, putting his hand on the shoulder of a very confused Remus, "I'll take it from here, Remmy." He turned to Mrs. Dursley, "We are here to save our best friends' son, The Boy, from the clutches of his embodiment of evil relatives Petunia, Vernon and Dudley Dursley."
"Oh! You mean the boy. Alright then! NOW I understand. I'm sorry, but you cannot have him."
"Well, excuse me!" Sirius snapped, "But I am his GOD-FATHER."
"I am his AUNT."
"God-father!"
"Aunt!"
"God-father!"
"Aunt!"
"God-father!"
"Aunt!"
"GOD-FATHER!"
"AUNT!"
"God-father infinity!"
"Aunt infinity plus one!"
"DRAT! Uh, godfather two times of everything you say! HA!"
"Uh, well, I am his guardian!"
"Why do you care what happens to him?"
"Sirius, it's the principle of the thing." Remus whispered.
"Ah. What's a principle?"
Remus sighed.
"God-father!"
"Guardian!"
"And both of us, Petunia, darling," Remus cut in, "Are fully grown WIZARDS."
Petunia stopped, her eyes becoming wide with fear. "Wi-wizards?" "Y-yes." Remus and Sirius said together.
"Quite capable of the discriminating 'turn you into a toad' trick." Remus said sweetly. ___________-______________________________________________________________
This old Albus, he played nine,
He played nick nack on my line,(Albus: *cuts some fishing line*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: Guess we can't fish anymore...*makes a whack for Sirius*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: *sidesteps and Remus falls off the dock, and then is beaned with a bone*)
This old Albus came rolling home.(Albus: *transfigures himself into a hamster and rolls around in a hamster ball*) _____________________________________________________________________- "I wonder who'll be up next?" "Nobody good, I can tell you that." Sirius spoke up. "How do you know that?" Lily asked. "Because Snape is walking towards the stage again." "Oh God." Lily moaned. "Yes?" Sirius asked. Lily immediately hit him in the head. "Oww. James, Lily hit me." "You brought it on yourself, you know." James smiled. "Did not." "Did so." "Did not." "Did so." "And the award for least mature argument goes to James and Sirius." Remus interrupted. "Yay!" Sirius cried, immediately. "I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible, except James, because he's a git." "Am not." "Are so." "Am not." "Are so." Everyone else just sighed in frustration and covered their ears in an attempt to drown them out. __________-_____________________________________________________________
This old Albus, he played ten,
He played nick nack on my hen,(Albus: *runs around like an idiot with a hen under his arm*)
With a nick nack Padfoot whack,(Remus: Hey! That's my dinner! *whacks Sirius to get it*)
Give a dog a bone;(Sirius: *grabs a bone and hits Remus over the head* QUIT WHACKING ME!)
This old Albus came rolling home. (Albus: *rolled up in a carpet being pushed off a cliff by Sirius and Remus* Boys? Where are you taking me? _______________________________________________________________________- First of all, James had taken off his glasses. He had somehow managed to convince Sirius to cast a spell to shorten his normally shoulder length hair, promising him it would only be for this song. In fact, Sirius' hair now looked almost exactly like James': short and messy. James was wearing a black shirt and tight dark green pants (especially for Lily), while Sirius was wearing a dark green shirt, and tight black pants (okay girls, all together now ::happy sigh::). From a distance, they could easily have been mistaken for twins. "Um, Peter?" Remus began. "Yeah?" "Help me with Lily. She seems to have gone into a trance." Lily gave a small jump when they both shook her, trying to wake her up, then immediately blushed a bright red. "And now we have Sirius Black and James Potter singing Best of Friends (From The Fox and the Hound)" Dumbledore announced. Grinning like mad, the two boys took their places on stage.
Sirius had immediately returned his hair to normal length once the song ended. James had tried to walk off stage without using his glasses, but ended up stumbling on the stairs and crashing into Sirius. The two had ended up in a heap on the floor, but in true James and Sirius style, they jumped up, took a bow, and thus made it seem as though they had meant to fall the entire time (though James did immediately put his glasses on again). "Oh, that was so sweet." Lily cried as the two returned to their seats. "Though you two dressing alike was just scary." Peter said. "That was entirely James' idea." Sirius said, at the same time that James tried to blame him. "Great minds think alike." Lily laughed. "Then what's their excuse?" Remus asked innocently. "Hey!" James and Sirius cried indignantly. ____________________-________________________________________________
And what is wrong with werewolves?!? I'm cute, I'm cuddly, give me a hug!!!" Remus said as he made his way through the crowd, which wasn't hard because everyone wanted to get away from him and Sirius as quickly as they could. One student couldn't help but stare and Remus solved this by saying, "Grr. Arg. Snarl!" all the while, pawing with his hands. The first year ran away screaming bloody murder.
"Remus! What did I say about the first years?!?!?" Sirius asked, scolding Remus.
"Umm, that they are a bunch of whinny, annoying, pathetic excuses of witches and wizards, that wouldn't know the difference between a werewolf and a grim if they bit them in the butt! Which they most likely will . . ." Remus recited from memory.
"Remmy . . . that is not what I was speaking of!" Sirius stopped him.
"Oh, right! Don't scare the first years!" Remus remembered.
"Very good!" Sirius said as if he was talking to a first year, tossing Remus a cookie; which he caught in his mouth. A first year made his way up to Sirius, as if the argue on behalf of the other first years, but Remus again said, "GRR. ARG. SNARL!" and the first year ran away. Harry of course had his head in his hands, trying to be invisible
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Stories By:
Nick Nack...Padfoot Whack?! Baka Kitsune
Padfoot and Moony Return to HoggywartyHogwarts! By Anrion
The Marauder Singing Contest (The Rematch!) Ariana Black
(some are from the same stories) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Thank you to all my lovely Reviewers, without you this would not be possible! Well, maybe it would, but then again, I've always been a drama queen!
Wildfire- Thanx!
Princess of destiny- Of course I'll keep posting!
Tawa bids you good day- Thanx, I totally agree. I'll check the spacing better, thank you for noticing.
Padfoot- Hate to burst your bubble, but I don't give a shit. I just read Max6's story (its really good by the way, all you readers) because one of my friends left a review under my name. Where's the copyright? If Max6 cares that much, she can contact me, but this stories staying, no matter what pitiful arguments you and Max6 can come up with. Thank you for your review, I needed someone to vent my anger upon.