A/N: Thank you to Sirius's Crazy Chick, Lover-Of-Sirius-Black,
PrincessWildfire, Foxxy-Chicca911, ShrugDuckie, oracle2335, Katyla, and
DavidCamp for reviewing.
Disclaimer: I'll spell this out in small words for you. I.DO NOT.OWN.HARRY.POTTER! Happy now! ____________________________________________________________-
Sirius stood in the shadows eyeing the corridor. Under his breath he murmured the Mission Impossible theme song. He lowered his murmurings as a teacher crossed the corridor and went into a classroom. Seizing his chance, Sirius completed a summersault into another patch of shadows on the opposite side of the corridor. He held up his fist, to show his partner in crime to wait where he was. The professor that entered a room only a few moments earlier, exited and headed up a set of stairs. Sirius waved behind him for Remus to cross the hallway. Deep in the shadows Sirius had left but a moment ago, Remus emerged. He looked left, then right. Seeing that the corridor was empty, he too completed a summersault to the shadows that Sirius stood in. Both Marauders high-five and brook into grins. __________________________________________________________-
Beyond the Bunnies: The Life of Sirius Black
Potter: Hello, I'm James Potter, filling in today for Sirius Black because I am going to do an interview with him...sad though that may be.
Black: I'm right here, James.
Potter: *clears throat* Right! And now we have some questions from our readers...most of which seem to concern you being single and you going out with them.
Black: Come and get it, ladies *charming grin*
Potter: Okay Sirius, that's disgusting. Here we go: One Slytherin asks if your initials really are SOB?
Black: Yep, my mother was a...*sees it's rated G*...really mean person. I don't like her.
Potter: GryffindorGirl asks if you were a Muggle movie star?
Black: What's a movie star? What's a movie? Potter: Ah, the pureblood curse. And Moony wants to know why you have an obsession with pink and purple bunnies.
Black: See, it all started when I was just a small Black. Narcissa, my...Slytherin...cousin, had brought home two cute fluffy bunny rabbits, and naturally I was dying to terrorize them. So the minute my dear old mum left the room, out came the wand and POOF! went the bunnies. Pinky and Lavender emerged, but unfortunately the spell had this side effect of blowing them up, and my mum wasn't very happy and made me clean it up, then she made me buy Narcissa new rabbits, but in that time from when I bought them to when I gave them to her I came to love them and now I want Pinky and Lavender back! PINKY! LAVENDER! WHERE ARE YOU, MY LOVE BUNNIES?
Potter: That was....er....enlightening, Sirius. Moony: Disturbing, you mean.
Potter: That too. Now Sirius, one fan wants to know how you manage to be so sexy?
Black: It's all natural, baby. *pulls off his shirt*
Potter: Sirius, that was more of you than we ever wanted to see. *fangirl screaming can be heard in the distance* Well, than most of us wanted to see. Go back to sleep. This has been James Potter, interviewing Sirius Black...sadly. Now we have to go run from random fangirls...we'll be back next week! ________________________________________________________-
A bright golden sun was just peeking over the crest of the hill above Hogwarts. On top of a tower, a rooster was crowing exuberantly, broadcasting to the Hogwartian world that it was morning and indeed time to awake.
Unfortunately for the rooster, one very disgruntled black haired, grey-eyed thirty-something year old was not in the mood to listen to his crowing.
Sirius Black stalked angrily over to the window of Gryffindor Tower and flung it open, searching left and right for the infuriating farm animal. "Shut the bloody hell up!" he screeched, lobbing Ron Weasley's conveniently placed tennis shoe in the bird's direction.
When the crowing ceased, Sirius nodded happily and turned back toward bed. . .just in time for the shoe to come flying back and smack him directly in the back of the head, sending him sprawling onto Remus Lupin's bed, accompanied by a triumphant squawk and the fluttering of wings.
Remus rolled over unconsciously, flinging his arm around a panicked Sirius' neck. The werewolf pulled a face in his sleep, squeezing his friend's neck experimentally. "Woofies, I think you've grown my little friend. . . ." he muttered sleepily.
"REEEEEEEEEEEMUS!"
The piercing wail woke the werewolf up immediately, sending him flying into a sitting position.
"No! Not the king bats! Not again!" he cried, then calmed down, and noticed the very disgruntled animagus still tucked under his arm. He grinned, "Now, Sirius, Poopsie, if you needed to crawl into bed with me you could've just asked."
"Let go of me you great nift!" Sirius yelped indignantly, backing off the bed when Remus complied.
Remus cocked an eyebrow, looking from the open window, to the tennis shoe lying innocently on the floor behind his friend, to Sirius' mussed hair. "Padfoot, you got in a fight with a barnyard animal again didn't you?"
Sirius nodded mutely.
"And you lost." the impassible DADA professor stated professionally.
"Remus! Let me keep a bit of my dignity, you deranged canine!"
The werewolf cocked his head. "Dignity? What is this 'dignity' you speak of? Oh! I remember now! Dignity is the thing I gave up as soon as I became your friend!" he said, getting up and walking toward the bathroom.
Sirius glowered, but then snickered. "And the minute you put on those too."
"What?" Remus asked, turning around.
Sirius giggled, and point at Remus, who looked down curiously.
"AAAAAAAARGH!" Remus dove toward his bed, grabbing a sheet and wrapping it around himself in a blur, while Sirius collapsed on the floor laughing hysterically and clutching his stomach.
"What's going on?" Harry asked groggily, sitting up.
"Moony! Heart boxers?! You're a grown man!" Sirius howled.
Harry snickered, and Remus finally realized something. "Er. . .Paddy, I wouldn't be talking."
"Huh?" Sirius looked down. And across the school, even the Slytherins were jolted awake at the blood-curdling shriek that emanated from Gryffindor Tower. __________________________________________________________-
Unfortunately his dreams would have to wait for now, as the dementors glided back over to guard his cell, and replaced his surge of delight with insane thoughts of multicolored surnames.
Sirius Black, Sirius White, Sirius Green, Sirius Blue, Sirius Yellow, Sirius Purple. _________________________________________________________-
'ALRIGHT EVERYONE SHOW SOME ENTHUSIAM!' Sirius shouted through the large crowed of students, his heart pounding with anticipation, 'ROME HERE WE COME!'
All the students stared at him weirdly with a *riiiiight* expression on their faces.
Remus shook his head appallingly, 'Don't get too excited Sirius.' He pointed at the figure in the line in front of them; Sirius yelped and started to sniff the air as if faking to cry.
'MOONY! He'll RUIN my pranks!' Sirius wailed as if he's prank ideas had been flushed down the toilet.
Snape heard Sirius's wailing and turned around to face him, 'That's right Black and I'm here to record THEM!'
'NOOOOOOOOOOO!'
'SIRIUS SHUT UP!' Remus snapped with mortification as other people around them stared eccentrically. _______________________________________________________-
"So . . . evil butterflies are out. Too risky, you never know what they're thinking with those darting eyes of theirs." Sirius said, his voice growing more sinister with each word. Ron and Harry nodded their heads in agreement, while Draco and Hermione shared confused expressions.
"How about we just go and see what's going on and come up with a plan when we get there?" Draco said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Sirius jumped up in excitement.
"I've got it!! How about we go and see what we're dealing with, before we make a plan!" Sirius shouted triumphantly. Ron and Harry jumped up next to him, shouting how good his plan was. Draco was about to point out that he had said that same thing two seconds earlier, but Hermione stopped him. Sirius got so little intellectual glory, it might be better if he did believe it was his plan. And so, onward they marched. To The Three Broomsticks!!!!! ________________________________________________________-
"So, what niceties are going on here?" Remus asked.
"We are playing Truth or Dare, also known as Let's Torture Snape!" Severus said, not without anger. Sirius nodded and sat down.
"Sounds like a great game to me. Whose turn is it?"
"Mine." Said Minerva sadly. "Sirius, truth or dare?"
"Truth for me, I have no idea what kind of dares you people have so I want to stay safe for the moment."
"Ok, what is your most embarrassing secret?" Minerva asked. Sirius blushed.
"I have fleas." He said dejectedly. Everyone laughed. Sirius was surprisingly quick at getting over the humiliation. ___________________________________________________-
This collection brought to you by:
Azkaban: A Tale of Revenge by DavidCamp
Padfoot and Moony Return to HoggywartyHogwarts! By Anrion
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail Nicole
Moony and Padfoot go to Rome
Truth or dare by Spunkz the wacked out Spaz ____________________________________________________________-
A/N: I know, it's really short, but I haven't updated in a while. The next chapters are gonna be slow coming, because its getting harder and harder to find good stuff. I'm telling you now-this story will have an end-it's to hard to keep up forever. I might also expand this to include more of the other Marauders, except maybe Wormtail. I will try to get out a new chapter every month, for a little while. I will try to get up to 10 chapters, but I can't promise anything. On the bright side, I am working on a Marauders-era fic with plenty of Sirius-ness, but I wouldn't look for it for a couple months. Also, I have two other stories, Songfics actually, one about Sirius and the other about Harry and Ginny, and am currently working on another Sirius songfic, and have a Harry/Ginny one-shot fic waiting to be typed. I'll stop boring you now, thank you to any reviewers I missed. Please review.
Disclaimer: I'll spell this out in small words for you. I.DO NOT.OWN.HARRY.POTTER! Happy now! ____________________________________________________________-
Sirius stood in the shadows eyeing the corridor. Under his breath he murmured the Mission Impossible theme song. He lowered his murmurings as a teacher crossed the corridor and went into a classroom. Seizing his chance, Sirius completed a summersault into another patch of shadows on the opposite side of the corridor. He held up his fist, to show his partner in crime to wait where he was. The professor that entered a room only a few moments earlier, exited and headed up a set of stairs. Sirius waved behind him for Remus to cross the hallway. Deep in the shadows Sirius had left but a moment ago, Remus emerged. He looked left, then right. Seeing that the corridor was empty, he too completed a summersault to the shadows that Sirius stood in. Both Marauders high-five and brook into grins. __________________________________________________________-
Beyond the Bunnies: The Life of Sirius Black
Potter: Hello, I'm James Potter, filling in today for Sirius Black because I am going to do an interview with him...sad though that may be.
Black: I'm right here, James.
Potter: *clears throat* Right! And now we have some questions from our readers...most of which seem to concern you being single and you going out with them.
Black: Come and get it, ladies *charming grin*
Potter: Okay Sirius, that's disgusting. Here we go: One Slytherin asks if your initials really are SOB?
Black: Yep, my mother was a...*sees it's rated G*...really mean person. I don't like her.
Potter: GryffindorGirl asks if you were a Muggle movie star?
Black: What's a movie star? What's a movie? Potter: Ah, the pureblood curse. And Moony wants to know why you have an obsession with pink and purple bunnies.
Black: See, it all started when I was just a small Black. Narcissa, my...Slytherin...cousin, had brought home two cute fluffy bunny rabbits, and naturally I was dying to terrorize them. So the minute my dear old mum left the room, out came the wand and POOF! went the bunnies. Pinky and Lavender emerged, but unfortunately the spell had this side effect of blowing them up, and my mum wasn't very happy and made me clean it up, then she made me buy Narcissa new rabbits, but in that time from when I bought them to when I gave them to her I came to love them and now I want Pinky and Lavender back! PINKY! LAVENDER! WHERE ARE YOU, MY LOVE BUNNIES?
Potter: That was....er....enlightening, Sirius. Moony: Disturbing, you mean.
Potter: That too. Now Sirius, one fan wants to know how you manage to be so sexy?
Black: It's all natural, baby. *pulls off his shirt*
Potter: Sirius, that was more of you than we ever wanted to see. *fangirl screaming can be heard in the distance* Well, than most of us wanted to see. Go back to sleep. This has been James Potter, interviewing Sirius Black...sadly. Now we have to go run from random fangirls...we'll be back next week! ________________________________________________________-
A bright golden sun was just peeking over the crest of the hill above Hogwarts. On top of a tower, a rooster was crowing exuberantly, broadcasting to the Hogwartian world that it was morning and indeed time to awake.
Unfortunately for the rooster, one very disgruntled black haired, grey-eyed thirty-something year old was not in the mood to listen to his crowing.
Sirius Black stalked angrily over to the window of Gryffindor Tower and flung it open, searching left and right for the infuriating farm animal. "Shut the bloody hell up!" he screeched, lobbing Ron Weasley's conveniently placed tennis shoe in the bird's direction.
When the crowing ceased, Sirius nodded happily and turned back toward bed. . .just in time for the shoe to come flying back and smack him directly in the back of the head, sending him sprawling onto Remus Lupin's bed, accompanied by a triumphant squawk and the fluttering of wings.
Remus rolled over unconsciously, flinging his arm around a panicked Sirius' neck. The werewolf pulled a face in his sleep, squeezing his friend's neck experimentally. "Woofies, I think you've grown my little friend. . . ." he muttered sleepily.
"REEEEEEEEEEEMUS!"
The piercing wail woke the werewolf up immediately, sending him flying into a sitting position.
"No! Not the king bats! Not again!" he cried, then calmed down, and noticed the very disgruntled animagus still tucked under his arm. He grinned, "Now, Sirius, Poopsie, if you needed to crawl into bed with me you could've just asked."
"Let go of me you great nift!" Sirius yelped indignantly, backing off the bed when Remus complied.
Remus cocked an eyebrow, looking from the open window, to the tennis shoe lying innocently on the floor behind his friend, to Sirius' mussed hair. "Padfoot, you got in a fight with a barnyard animal again didn't you?"
Sirius nodded mutely.
"And you lost." the impassible DADA professor stated professionally.
"Remus! Let me keep a bit of my dignity, you deranged canine!"
The werewolf cocked his head. "Dignity? What is this 'dignity' you speak of? Oh! I remember now! Dignity is the thing I gave up as soon as I became your friend!" he said, getting up and walking toward the bathroom.
Sirius glowered, but then snickered. "And the minute you put on those too."
"What?" Remus asked, turning around.
Sirius giggled, and point at Remus, who looked down curiously.
"AAAAAAAARGH!" Remus dove toward his bed, grabbing a sheet and wrapping it around himself in a blur, while Sirius collapsed on the floor laughing hysterically and clutching his stomach.
"What's going on?" Harry asked groggily, sitting up.
"Moony! Heart boxers?! You're a grown man!" Sirius howled.
Harry snickered, and Remus finally realized something. "Er. . .Paddy, I wouldn't be talking."
"Huh?" Sirius looked down. And across the school, even the Slytherins were jolted awake at the blood-curdling shriek that emanated from Gryffindor Tower. __________________________________________________________-
Unfortunately his dreams would have to wait for now, as the dementors glided back over to guard his cell, and replaced his surge of delight with insane thoughts of multicolored surnames.
Sirius Black, Sirius White, Sirius Green, Sirius Blue, Sirius Yellow, Sirius Purple. _________________________________________________________-
'ALRIGHT EVERYONE SHOW SOME ENTHUSIAM!' Sirius shouted through the large crowed of students, his heart pounding with anticipation, 'ROME HERE WE COME!'
All the students stared at him weirdly with a *riiiiight* expression on their faces.
Remus shook his head appallingly, 'Don't get too excited Sirius.' He pointed at the figure in the line in front of them; Sirius yelped and started to sniff the air as if faking to cry.
'MOONY! He'll RUIN my pranks!' Sirius wailed as if he's prank ideas had been flushed down the toilet.
Snape heard Sirius's wailing and turned around to face him, 'That's right Black and I'm here to record THEM!'
'NOOOOOOOOOOO!'
'SIRIUS SHUT UP!' Remus snapped with mortification as other people around them stared eccentrically. _______________________________________________________-
"So . . . evil butterflies are out. Too risky, you never know what they're thinking with those darting eyes of theirs." Sirius said, his voice growing more sinister with each word. Ron and Harry nodded their heads in agreement, while Draco and Hermione shared confused expressions.
"How about we just go and see what's going on and come up with a plan when we get there?" Draco said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Sirius jumped up in excitement.
"I've got it!! How about we go and see what we're dealing with, before we make a plan!" Sirius shouted triumphantly. Ron and Harry jumped up next to him, shouting how good his plan was. Draco was about to point out that he had said that same thing two seconds earlier, but Hermione stopped him. Sirius got so little intellectual glory, it might be better if he did believe it was his plan. And so, onward they marched. To The Three Broomsticks!!!!! ________________________________________________________-
"So, what niceties are going on here?" Remus asked.
"We are playing Truth or Dare, also known as Let's Torture Snape!" Severus said, not without anger. Sirius nodded and sat down.
"Sounds like a great game to me. Whose turn is it?"
"Mine." Said Minerva sadly. "Sirius, truth or dare?"
"Truth for me, I have no idea what kind of dares you people have so I want to stay safe for the moment."
"Ok, what is your most embarrassing secret?" Minerva asked. Sirius blushed.
"I have fleas." He said dejectedly. Everyone laughed. Sirius was surprisingly quick at getting over the humiliation. ___________________________________________________-
This collection brought to you by:
Azkaban: A Tale of Revenge by DavidCamp
Padfoot and Moony Return to HoggywartyHogwarts! By Anrion
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail Nicole
Moony and Padfoot go to Rome
Truth or dare by Spunkz the wacked out Spaz ____________________________________________________________-
A/N: I know, it's really short, but I haven't updated in a while. The next chapters are gonna be slow coming, because its getting harder and harder to find good stuff. I'm telling you now-this story will have an end-it's to hard to keep up forever. I might also expand this to include more of the other Marauders, except maybe Wormtail. I will try to get out a new chapter every month, for a little while. I will try to get up to 10 chapters, but I can't promise anything. On the bright side, I am working on a Marauders-era fic with plenty of Sirius-ness, but I wouldn't look for it for a couple months. Also, I have two other stories, Songfics actually, one about Sirius and the other about Harry and Ginny, and am currently working on another Sirius songfic, and have a Harry/Ginny one-shot fic waiting to be typed. I'll stop boring you now, thank you to any reviewers I missed. Please review.