A/N: Finally, after almost four months, I bring you the ninth chapter! So
without any further ado, I present to you chapter nine.
Disclaimer: None of it's mine. Oh, wait...nope, not mine. -
"Dumbledore I demand that something be done!'' yelled a seething voice. Every single person turned to the sound of the voice and almost every single person erupted with laughter. Standing before them was Snape, wearing vibrant pink robes, with his hair dyed bright gold and red. And behind him stood a line of Slytherins with the same infliction, currently following Snape to the head table. "You can not let them get away with this after what they did last night! I demand that they be expelled!'' Hissed an enraged Snape while glaring at the Marauders and Harry. "Black! Lupin! Potters! Are you death or something! What did I just tell you last night!'' yelled a red faced Professor McGonagall, "Go to Dumbledore's office right now! And a hundred points from Gry—'' Before she could conclude there came a great groaning that literally shook the ground. And all of a sudden a tidal wave of what looked like potatoes exploded through the doors. But unlike potatoes as soon as they hit the ground they ran and launched themselves at people. (They also somehow managed to close the doors.) "Runnn!'' "Stun them!!'' "Help!'' "It's got meee!'' "What on earth did you do!'' yelled a furious Hermione over the yells and pleas of help from the other students. But still her yells went on unheard. Sirius jumped on to his chair and yelled, "Fly, my pretties. Fly!'' While James who had also jumped on to his chair was yelling, "Hair! Go for the red and gold hair!'' Suddenly with a bang as laud as gun, that everyone heard over the screaming, the doors shot open and a voice yelled, "WHAT IN MERLIN'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE!'' Harry was just able to make out the portly figure of Fudge before a wave of gnomes attacked the minister. -
Remus: Welcome everyone to Whose Line is it Anyway- Marauder's Style. Let's meet our contestants.
Camera goes on Sirius who's licking his water glass. He pretends to try to pull his tongue away, but it's stuck. (A/N: It's Sirius! It's gotta be ridiculous!)
Remus: Oh no! My tongue's stuck, Sirius Black!
Camera goes to James who's pretending he can fly
Remus: It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh crap, it's James Potter!
Camera goes to Lily who's pretending she's looking in the mirror
Remus: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Not Lily Evans! Lily gets up and starts towards Remus but James and Sirius hold her back
Camera goes to Professor Dumbledore who sits quietly with his legs crossed
Remus: stuttering I... I... Hey! Gives the audience a quirky smile It's Professor Dumbledore! And I'm your host, Remus Lupin! Let's go have some fun! -
Lily opens her closet, but keeps a cabinet locked shut. Sirius walks to this one, takes out his wand, opens it, and looks through it.
Sirius: LOOK JAMES! :: holding up her bra::
Lily: ::grabbing it back:: SIRIUS!
She closed the cabinet and tackles Sirius, hitting him as hard as she can.
Lily: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
Sirius: CAN'T BREATHE!
James: ::pulls her off of Sirius:: Calm down! -
Sirius: Can I see some ID?
James: Is this good? :pretends to show him a card:
Sirius: Why are you naked?
James: Why do you ask?
Sirius: How can anything be so small?
James: :snorts and walks to the side of the stage. Lily walks out.:
Lily: Can I help you?
Sirius: You think I'm cute?
Lily: Why do you ask?
Sirius: Do you want to come with me to my room?
Lily: :Snorts and walks off the stage. Remus buzzes the game.:
Remus: One thousand points to everybody. -
Sirius: The diary, stupid.
Lily: He's not as stupid as you are! ::hits him on the head::
Sirius: ::rubbing his head:: Owww!
Remus: ::smiling:: Stupid Sirius.
James: Just stand over there, Padfoot, and you won't get hit.
Sirius: ::walks to the corner:: Yes, Mother. -
Remus: Ten thousand points to whoever installed this buzzer! Our next game is Moving People for James and Sirius! : He walks up the stairs and looks around the audience. He finds who he is looking for and holds out his microphone to them: What's your name?
Person: My name is Narcissa Jones.
Remus: And you sir?
Person 2: Lucius Malfoy. : A cough is heard down on the stage. Sirius Black, who looks ready to burst out laughing, just smiles sheepishly:
Remus: Come on down and stand behind your favorite performer!
Narcissa stands behind James while Lucius stands behind Sirius. Sirius looks pleadingly to James who just gives him an I-told-you-so look and smirks.
Remus: In this game you two have to make these two actors move in any position. They can't move at all. So right now, why don't you put them in any position?
Narcissa take James feet and makes them a shoulder length apart. She makes him look at the ceiling. One of his hands is in a fist while one is pointed straight ahead. Sirius is in the almost splits: Lily finds this completely hilarious: and has a finger in his nose.
Remus: Your scene is you both private agents trying to find you third person in a nightclub. Starting now!
Sirius: Have you seen him yet?
James: No.
Sirius: Where should we go from here?
James: Over there! : Narcissa makes his finger pointing to the right:
Sirius: Where?
James: Can't you see?
Sirius: Maybe if my head was looking over there! : Lucius turns his head and lifts him up. He makes him walk in front of James so they are looking at each other:
James: Did you find anything? : He is trying very hard not to laugh:
Sirius: What?
James: Well, you have your finger in your nose so I assumed you were looking for something up there.
Sirius: Yeah. : His mouth cracks into a smile: My gun is up there. I just can't seem to get it out. : Lucius takes his finger out and points it at James: Like it?
James: Look over there! : Narcissa makes his finger point to the right:
Sirius: Where? : Lucius makes him move over to where James's finger is pointing. His eyes are looking straight at James:
James: Maybe we should forget about them. Come with me! We could make beautiful music together!
Sirius: I'm sorry. I'm straight.
James: Come on! You know you want me! Look into my eyes!
Sirius: No, I-: His face is forced to look at James. Narcissa makes James's hands hold Sirius's head: I never noticed what beautiful eyes you have.
James: I- : Remus buzzes the game. James and Sirius go back to their seats laughing like idiots. Lucius and Narcissa go to their seats as well: -
Or... dun-dun-dun... HER!" Padfoot announced.
"Who's... 'Her'?" Prongs asked skeptically.
"You know... HER!" Padfoot repeated.
"Who's that...?" Moony entered the conversation.
"HER!" Padfoot yelled.
"WHO'S HER!?" Snape screamed.
"HER!"
"Who is that!?" Wormtail bellowed.
Silence.
"I don't know. I was just trying to pass the time." Padfoot shrugged.
Moony and Prongs growled as Wormtail looked around blankly.
"Freak." Snape muttered.
"Hey, anyone know a seven letter word for 'Hell'?" Padfoot questioned.
"This room." Wormtail answered swiftly.
"That's eight letters..." Prongs sighed.
"You can take of the 'T'..." Wormtail replied.
"His room?" Padfoot said aloud.
"Whose room?" Moony asked.
"His."
"Whose?"
"His..."
"Whose...?"
"HIS!" Padfoot yelled.
Moony sobbed, "Don't yell at me!" -
A few minutes later, while Lily is putting on a darker layer of eye shadow:
Peter rolls in dressed all in black!
Peter: The name is Bond; James Bond.
Sirius follows suit, but ends up rolling into the wall.
Lily: Can we go now?
James: Yes.
Lily: ::steps on Sirius as she walks out::
Sirius: ::getting up:: those boots hurt. -
Remus: welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway! The game where the points don't matter. That's right! Just like shampoo to Severus Snape! -
Sirius, gimmie your wand.
Sirius: What are you going to do with it?
Remus: Give me it now :: in a firm voice::
Sirius: :: whimpers::
James: :: pats Sirius on the head:: Good Doggy
Peter: God, what's that, Remus.
Remus: Snape's underwear. IT has duckies on it.
Sirius: YOU'RE HOLDING IT WITH MY WAND!!!!!!
James: well it looks like we have something to hang in the Great Hall.
Peter: ::chuckles::
Remus: ::takes all the underwear out of both Snape's and Malfoy's trunks and shoves it into a bag::
James: Great, now I can never use this bag again. -
Pieces from: CAUTION: Marauders Traveling By aroar11
Stuck in Idiotville By Lady Stone
Whose Line is it Anyway Marauder's Style By Celestel
The Ultimate Prank By Celestel
Disclaimer: None of it's mine. Oh, wait...nope, not mine. -
"Dumbledore I demand that something be done!'' yelled a seething voice. Every single person turned to the sound of the voice and almost every single person erupted with laughter. Standing before them was Snape, wearing vibrant pink robes, with his hair dyed bright gold and red. And behind him stood a line of Slytherins with the same infliction, currently following Snape to the head table. "You can not let them get away with this after what they did last night! I demand that they be expelled!'' Hissed an enraged Snape while glaring at the Marauders and Harry. "Black! Lupin! Potters! Are you death or something! What did I just tell you last night!'' yelled a red faced Professor McGonagall, "Go to Dumbledore's office right now! And a hundred points from Gry—'' Before she could conclude there came a great groaning that literally shook the ground. And all of a sudden a tidal wave of what looked like potatoes exploded through the doors. But unlike potatoes as soon as they hit the ground they ran and launched themselves at people. (They also somehow managed to close the doors.) "Runnn!'' "Stun them!!'' "Help!'' "It's got meee!'' "What on earth did you do!'' yelled a furious Hermione over the yells and pleas of help from the other students. But still her yells went on unheard. Sirius jumped on to his chair and yelled, "Fly, my pretties. Fly!'' While James who had also jumped on to his chair was yelling, "Hair! Go for the red and gold hair!'' Suddenly with a bang as laud as gun, that everyone heard over the screaming, the doors shot open and a voice yelled, "WHAT IN MERLIN'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE!'' Harry was just able to make out the portly figure of Fudge before a wave of gnomes attacked the minister. -
Remus: Welcome everyone to Whose Line is it Anyway- Marauder's Style. Let's meet our contestants.
Camera goes on Sirius who's licking his water glass. He pretends to try to pull his tongue away, but it's stuck. (A/N: It's Sirius! It's gotta be ridiculous!)
Remus: Oh no! My tongue's stuck, Sirius Black!
Camera goes to James who's pretending he can fly
Remus: It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh crap, it's James Potter!
Camera goes to Lily who's pretending she's looking in the mirror
Remus: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Not Lily Evans! Lily gets up and starts towards Remus but James and Sirius hold her back
Camera goes to Professor Dumbledore who sits quietly with his legs crossed
Remus: stuttering I... I... Hey! Gives the audience a quirky smile It's Professor Dumbledore! And I'm your host, Remus Lupin! Let's go have some fun! -
Lily opens her closet, but keeps a cabinet locked shut. Sirius walks to this one, takes out his wand, opens it, and looks through it.
Sirius: LOOK JAMES! :: holding up her bra::
Lily: ::grabbing it back:: SIRIUS!
She closed the cabinet and tackles Sirius, hitting him as hard as she can.
Lily: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
Sirius: CAN'T BREATHE!
James: ::pulls her off of Sirius:: Calm down! -
Sirius: Can I see some ID?
James: Is this good? :pretends to show him a card:
Sirius: Why are you naked?
James: Why do you ask?
Sirius: How can anything be so small?
James: :snorts and walks to the side of the stage. Lily walks out.:
Lily: Can I help you?
Sirius: You think I'm cute?
Lily: Why do you ask?
Sirius: Do you want to come with me to my room?
Lily: :Snorts and walks off the stage. Remus buzzes the game.:
Remus: One thousand points to everybody. -
Sirius: The diary, stupid.
Lily: He's not as stupid as you are! ::hits him on the head::
Sirius: ::rubbing his head:: Owww!
Remus: ::smiling:: Stupid Sirius.
James: Just stand over there, Padfoot, and you won't get hit.
Sirius: ::walks to the corner:: Yes, Mother. -
Remus: Ten thousand points to whoever installed this buzzer! Our next game is Moving People for James and Sirius! : He walks up the stairs and looks around the audience. He finds who he is looking for and holds out his microphone to them: What's your name?
Person: My name is Narcissa Jones.
Remus: And you sir?
Person 2: Lucius Malfoy. : A cough is heard down on the stage. Sirius Black, who looks ready to burst out laughing, just smiles sheepishly:
Remus: Come on down and stand behind your favorite performer!
Narcissa stands behind James while Lucius stands behind Sirius. Sirius looks pleadingly to James who just gives him an I-told-you-so look and smirks.
Remus: In this game you two have to make these two actors move in any position. They can't move at all. So right now, why don't you put them in any position?
Narcissa take James feet and makes them a shoulder length apart. She makes him look at the ceiling. One of his hands is in a fist while one is pointed straight ahead. Sirius is in the almost splits: Lily finds this completely hilarious: and has a finger in his nose.
Remus: Your scene is you both private agents trying to find you third person in a nightclub. Starting now!
Sirius: Have you seen him yet?
James: No.
Sirius: Where should we go from here?
James: Over there! : Narcissa makes his finger pointing to the right:
Sirius: Where?
James: Can't you see?
Sirius: Maybe if my head was looking over there! : Lucius turns his head and lifts him up. He makes him walk in front of James so they are looking at each other:
James: Did you find anything? : He is trying very hard not to laugh:
Sirius: What?
James: Well, you have your finger in your nose so I assumed you were looking for something up there.
Sirius: Yeah. : His mouth cracks into a smile: My gun is up there. I just can't seem to get it out. : Lucius takes his finger out and points it at James: Like it?
James: Look over there! : Narcissa makes his finger point to the right:
Sirius: Where? : Lucius makes him move over to where James's finger is pointing. His eyes are looking straight at James:
James: Maybe we should forget about them. Come with me! We could make beautiful music together!
Sirius: I'm sorry. I'm straight.
James: Come on! You know you want me! Look into my eyes!
Sirius: No, I-: His face is forced to look at James. Narcissa makes James's hands hold Sirius's head: I never noticed what beautiful eyes you have.
James: I- : Remus buzzes the game. James and Sirius go back to their seats laughing like idiots. Lucius and Narcissa go to their seats as well: -
Or... dun-dun-dun... HER!" Padfoot announced.
"Who's... 'Her'?" Prongs asked skeptically.
"You know... HER!" Padfoot repeated.
"Who's that...?" Moony entered the conversation.
"HER!" Padfoot yelled.
"WHO'S HER!?" Snape screamed.
"HER!"
"Who is that!?" Wormtail bellowed.
Silence.
"I don't know. I was just trying to pass the time." Padfoot shrugged.
Moony and Prongs growled as Wormtail looked around blankly.
"Freak." Snape muttered.
"Hey, anyone know a seven letter word for 'Hell'?" Padfoot questioned.
"This room." Wormtail answered swiftly.
"That's eight letters..." Prongs sighed.
"You can take of the 'T'..." Wormtail replied.
"His room?" Padfoot said aloud.
"Whose room?" Moony asked.
"His."
"Whose?"
"His..."
"Whose...?"
"HIS!" Padfoot yelled.
Moony sobbed, "Don't yell at me!" -
A few minutes later, while Lily is putting on a darker layer of eye shadow:
Peter rolls in dressed all in black!
Peter: The name is Bond; James Bond.
Sirius follows suit, but ends up rolling into the wall.
Lily: Can we go now?
James: Yes.
Lily: ::steps on Sirius as she walks out::
Sirius: ::getting up:: those boots hurt. -
Remus: welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway! The game where the points don't matter. That's right! Just like shampoo to Severus Snape! -
Sirius, gimmie your wand.
Sirius: What are you going to do with it?
Remus: Give me it now :: in a firm voice::
Sirius: :: whimpers::
James: :: pats Sirius on the head:: Good Doggy
Peter: God, what's that, Remus.
Remus: Snape's underwear. IT has duckies on it.
Sirius: YOU'RE HOLDING IT WITH MY WAND!!!!!!
James: well it looks like we have something to hang in the Great Hall.
Peter: ::chuckles::
Remus: ::takes all the underwear out of both Snape's and Malfoy's trunks and shoves it into a bag::
James: Great, now I can never use this bag again. -
Pieces from: CAUTION: Marauders Traveling By aroar11
Stuck in Idiotville By Lady Stone
Whose Line is it Anyway Marauder's Style By Celestel
The Ultimate Prank By Celestel