Disclaimer: I don't own anything except a super crazy monkey that only eats peanut butter toast.

~ Rhythmic Ron?~

One day, Hermione and Harry were walking down the hall.

Hermione: So, Harry, how's your pet monkey doing?

Harry: He's okay but he bit off my leg the other day.

Hermione: *stares at Harry's leg* I can see that.

Ron pops out of nowhere and starts doing back flips and splits. Everyone watched in awe as Ron twirled around gracefully with Neville, who was also dancing with Ron.

Everyone: *clap clap clap*

Draco: *sniff* That was so beautiful!

End of Dream.

Harry wakes up suddenly with cold sweat all over his face.

Harry: What a weird dream.

Harry wakes up Ron and tells him about the dream he just had.

Ron: Hmmm.that is a weird dream.

Harry and Ron walk out of the common room to go eat breakfast when they noticed something strange about the people.

They were doing gymnastics just like how Ron danced in Harry's dream. Dumbledore, who was the best, was in a sparkly leotard, and was also dancing with Snape, who was in a pink tutu.

Harry: *in low voice* Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A/N: Will Professor Mcgonagall turn Indian? Will Crabbe and Goyle go on Broadway? Find out on the next episode of Dharma & Greg!