Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this chapter that you recognize. ALL PURPLE MONKEYS ARE EVIL!

~Another Purple Monkey Ambush~

One day, the trio was walking down the lawn wearing hula skirts and lei necklaces (why? I don't know).

Hermione: So, Ron, how's your pet rock doing?

Ron: Oh, you mean Alfred? Well, I was hungry yesterday so I ate him.

Hermione: *stares at the big lump on Ron's throat* I can see that.

Then, out of nowhere, Harry spots a purple monkey wearing an eye patch.

Harry: *point* Look! A purple monkey wearing an eye patch! And it's eating toast too!

Everyone: *stares at monkey* Whoa.

Monkey: *glares at Harry and chew toast slowly*

*crunch*

*crunch*

*crunch*

Suddenly, a group of more purple monkeys with toast appeared. They started running toward the trio with the monkey wearing the eye patch as the leader.

Colin Creevey: *takes pictures* Wow! Another purple monkey ambush!

Monkeys: *starts throwing toast*

Ron: *grabs a piece of toast and starts eating it* mmm..with peanut butter too..

But, unfortunately, the monkeys outran them and trampled over them, but because Harry, Hermione and Ron are important characters, they didn't die. But Harry noticed that his other leg was eaten off.

Harry: *shakes fist* DARN THOSE PURPLE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!

A/N: Will Harry meet his long lost Spanish twin? Will Alfred come back to life? Will Winnie the Pooh finally get his honey? Stay tuned!