~El Harry~

One day, after Herbology, Harry, Hermione and Ron were walking down the hallway (well, Harry was rolling down the hallway cause he had no more legs so he went around in a wheelchair). Anyways, suddenly, they heard some music.

Hermione: You hear that?

Ron: Yea...wonder where it's coming from?

Harry: I think it's coming from the quidditch field...

Hermione: Let's go check it out!

Harry: Okay, I just hope that there are any more purple monkeys...

So the trio walk to the Quidditch field and find some Mexicans singing and dancing. Above was a banner that said "Hola!"

Ron: Hm...I never knew there would be a Mexican festival or something...

So the trio started dancing with the music when Harry noticed someone that looked incredibly like him.

Harry to the guy who looks like him: Ummm...hi, what's your name?

Guy: Mi nombre es El Harry. (My name is Harry)

Harry (who suddenly understood Spanish): Harry Potter???

El Harry: Si. (Yes)

Harry: Whoa! You look exactly like me!

El Harry: ¿Qué sucedió a sus piernas? (What happened to your legs?)

Harry: O um.........some monkeys bit it off.........

El Harry: Ululación (Wow)

So Harry, Hermione and Ron left to go to sleep and snuggle with their teddy bears.

A/N: Will Ron turn Asian? Will Neville find his new talent of weight lifting? Stay tuned for the next episode of Rollie Pollie Ollie!