Disclaimer: Donkey's on the edge should be put in jail o yea and I don't own Harry Potter you silly goose. O and don't you think Ron should have more hair?

~Afro-itis~

One day Ron woke up with an afro.

Harry: Whoa dude what is with that hair?

Ron: I just needed some more hair, fo' shizzel dizzel.

Then Ron and Harry go to meet Hermione.

Hermione (while she touches her hair): Wow it's like looking into a mirror.

Ron (while combing his hair with afro-pick): High-five-izzle ya'll!

Hermione and Ron high-five and then disco music starts all of a sudden *Cargo fever you gotta boogie down*.

Then they notice they have 70's clothes on and there was a disco ball on the wall. The two of them start disco-ing. And they all lived happily ever after except Harry because he did not have legs to disco with.

Poor Harry. :(

A/N: Will Britney Spears and Hermione Granger get in a fight? Will everyone die in a freak gasoline fight? Will Neville finally beat Ron at Monopoly? Stay tuned and boogie on.