Disclaimer: If you don't have any legs, find a way to disco. Oh yea, I
don't own Harry Potter or the movie Zoolander.
A/N: You won't really understand this story if you haven't watched Zoolander yet.
~Harry Retires~
Hermione: Harry, why are you so glum?
Harry: Because, sadly, I don't have any legs to disco with!
Ron and Hermione together: Do you know what would help you sort out these difficult difficulties?
Harry: Difficult difficulties?
Hermione: Ok then how about tough difficulties?
Harry: Yea that's better.
Hermione: Ok where were we? Oh yea!
Ron and Hermione: Do you know what would help you sort out these tough difficulties?
Harry: What?
Ron and Hermione together: An orange mocha frappuccino!!!!!
Harry: Oh you guys. *smiles gaily *
Then the three of them hop into their car and Wham's! hit song "Wake Me up Before You Go-Go" starts playing in the background. And everyone has a smile on there face.
Then they go to get some gas for their car. While having a gasoline fight, Ron stupidly decides to light his fart on fire. Thus, everyone and everything explodes except Harry because he was to busy looking at a cloud.
Harry notices his two best friends were just killed in a freak gasoline fight.
Harry (on his knees): Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *takes breath * oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later at the funeral...
Harry: I'm so very sad today to know that my two best friends, Hermerkuley and the red head one, died today. So I have decided to * can't finish what he says because a DJ starts playing music *
Dumbledore: Oh it's Malfoy; he's so hot right now.
Harry: Excuse me! I just wanted to say I am retiring from the male modeling business.
Dumbledore: You were never a male model.
Harry: Oh yea...well I just wanted to say that I am retiring from whatever it was that I was doing before!
Everyone in the audience is shocked. And Harry storms away from the funeral never to be seen again.
A/N: Will Harry ever become a male model again? Was Harry ever really a male model? Can Hermione read minds? Find out on the next merry adventures of Dragon Tales.
A/N: You won't really understand this story if you haven't watched Zoolander yet.
~Harry Retires~
Hermione: Harry, why are you so glum?
Harry: Because, sadly, I don't have any legs to disco with!
Ron and Hermione together: Do you know what would help you sort out these difficult difficulties?
Harry: Difficult difficulties?
Hermione: Ok then how about tough difficulties?
Harry: Yea that's better.
Hermione: Ok where were we? Oh yea!
Ron and Hermione: Do you know what would help you sort out these tough difficulties?
Harry: What?
Ron and Hermione together: An orange mocha frappuccino!!!!!
Harry: Oh you guys. *smiles gaily *
Then the three of them hop into their car and Wham's! hit song "Wake Me up Before You Go-Go" starts playing in the background. And everyone has a smile on there face.
Then they go to get some gas for their car. While having a gasoline fight, Ron stupidly decides to light his fart on fire. Thus, everyone and everything explodes except Harry because he was to busy looking at a cloud.
Harry notices his two best friends were just killed in a freak gasoline fight.
Harry (on his knees): Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *takes breath * oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later at the funeral...
Harry: I'm so very sad today to know that my two best friends, Hermerkuley and the red head one, died today. So I have decided to * can't finish what he says because a DJ starts playing music *
Dumbledore: Oh it's Malfoy; he's so hot right now.
Harry: Excuse me! I just wanted to say I am retiring from the male modeling business.
Dumbledore: You were never a male model.
Harry: Oh yea...well I just wanted to say that I am retiring from whatever it was that I was doing before!
Everyone in the audience is shocked. And Harry storms away from the funeral never to be seen again.
A/N: Will Harry ever become a male model again? Was Harry ever really a male model? Can Hermione read minds? Find out on the next merry adventures of Dragon Tales.