DISCLAIMER: DUN OWN YUGIOH!!!
Althe: Yo! Sorry for the long update^^ heheh. Anyways, on with the show!
REVIEW REPLIES:
Thank you to all those that reviewed!.too lazy to say the names, but I think you knkow who^^
WARNING: Because the person who I dedicated this to wants more swearing, I'm gonna give her a lot of swearing. Sorry if this disturbs you. Heheh. Don't blame me, blame M-Eponine.
~.~.~.~.~.
Dedicated to: Modern-Eponine
:::Poker Is Not Meant For Children:::
2. Happy Now?
*****
As said in the last chapter, a mysterious person answers the phone, but who? Unfortunately our three authors are not physic. This concludes that maybe no one will ever know who answered the call, but Mokuba himself.
Aki: Hey, someone answered the phone
Ami: Who?
Aki: How can I tell?
Ami shrugs and presses her right ear to the door. She listens contently and hears Mokuba talking happily before shutting the phone.
Ami: He's off the phone
Aya: Could you hear who it was?
Ami: Not a clue
Aki: Well, that's great help
As the two sisters start to have a quarrel again, Aya hears Mokuba coming towards the door. Aya grabs the two by the ears and tries to drag them out the hall.
Aki: What the heck Aya???
Ami: Leggo!
Aya: Quiet! Mokuba's coming!
And with that, Ami and Aki jolt up from the floor and start heading for the nearest room they could find. The two slam a door to their right. It was locked.
Aya: Quick! Try another room!
Aki: This one's the nearest unless you want Mokuba to see us.
Ami: Come on! Help us!
Mokuba, who seemed to the taking his time, was walking up to his door very, very slowly as the girls pounded down the other room next door. It finally lunged open and they stepped in and slammed the door shut and locked it.
The girls sighed a relief and were about to congratulate each other for their narrow escape when they found a very shocked Seto sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper in his hands.
Aki: My eyes!
Ami: Ah, Sorry!
Aya: This is all a misunderstanding!
Kaiba: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
Kaiba was obviously looking flushed. He glared at the strangers wide eyed as they all covered their eyes. Aki: We didn't mean to!
Aya: We were just-
Kaiba: OUT!!!
Ami: Open the door!!!
Kaiba: OUT!!!
Aya: I can't see! My eyes are closed!!
Kaiba: OUT!!!
Aki: Then open them!!!
Kaiba: NO!!! DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THOSE FOUL EYES OF YOURS!!!
Aki: Dang it Kaiba! Stop shouting! It's not like were interested in anything underneath your-
Aya: Aki!
Kaiba: SHUT UP AND GET OUT!!!!
Mokuba opens his door to hear deafening screams come from the washroom next to his bedroom. His curiosity leads him to the door where he presses his ear to it and listens carefully.
Kaiba: Stop looking at me!
Aki: I'm not! I'm looking at those big balls over there
Kaiba: That's my ornament! Now stop looking!
Aki: Then what should I look at then?
Kaiba: Anything but my balls!
Aki: Sheesh, it's not like I'm gonna go over there and start touching it
Kaiba: You better not Vermin.
Aki: Vermin???
Ami: Can you guys stop talking about Kaiba's balls? It's too disturbing. Mokuba let out a sigh. 'I'm so disappointed in you big brother'.
Aki: Fine. It's not like's it's worth talking about anyway.
Kaiba: These balls are an antique. Their worth more than you can afford.
Ami: Oh really?
Aki: Says who?
Kaiba: I've had people inspect it.
Ami: You had 'people inspect' your 'balls'?
Kaiba: One of my employees is interested on my balls and is willing to pay a high price for it.
Ami: I see.
Kaiba: Why am I getting into a conversation with idiots that want to know about my balls? You there! Hurry up with the door.
Aya: I can't! It's stuck. I think it's locked from the outside.
Kaiba: WHAT???
At this point, Mokuba jerked his ear away from the door and inspected the doorknob. Sure enough, it was locked. Mokuba heard footsteps from inside and some muffled shouting before swinging the door open.
What he found inside was quite disturbing. Kaiba and this other girl (Aya) were on the floor in the worst position that they could have done while the two other young girls (Aki and Ami) were staring at him, stunned.
Mokuba: Big brother?
Aki and Ami looked at Kaiba and Aya, still in their disturbing position and then looked at Mokuba. They ran towards him and started covering his eyes.
Aki: Don't look!
Ami: It'll only ruin your mind!
Mokuba: What's going on here?
Aya: Kaiba! Get off me!
Kaiba: Argh! Idiots!
Mokuba: Seto! What's happening???
Kaiba gets up from the ground and snatches Mokuba from Aki and Ami.
Kaiba: I'm calling the cops.
Aya: Hey, wait!
Ami: What did we do?
Kaiba just glared at them. At this particular moment, Kaiba wasn't feeling very merciful. All three authors bow down to him in horror.
Aya: Please forgive us! We've done nothing wrong!
Mokuba: Hey, I know you guys!
The three both look up.
Ami: You do?
Aki: How?
Mokuba: You were the guys who were outside our house this morning.
Aki: Were we that obvious?
Mokuba: Well, yeah.
Kaiba: I don't care who they are. I want them out of my house.
Ami: Hey, don't be so hasty!
Mokuba: Big brother?
Kaiba: What Mokuba?
Mokuba: Can they play with me while I'm waiting for the others to come?
Kaiba: What?
Naturally, this had to be Aki's miracle doing because she's the author, but since none of the YGO cast knows that, we'll keep this to ourselves. (Ami: oh please, spare me)
Mokuba: Please?
Kaiba: For the love of god!
Mokuba: Please?
Kaiba mumbles angrily: Fine, but nothing out of you or else it's out.
The trio nod silently as Kaiba zips up his pants and walks out the door to his office.
Ami: Big break eh?
Aya: I guess.
Aki eyes Mokuba contently.
Aki: I don't think we've been introduced before.
Ami: You know what, I think your right.
Mokuba: I'm Kaiba, Kaiba Mokuba.
Aki: Name's Aki
Ami: Ami here and present
Aya: and I'm Aya
Mokuba: Nice ta meetcha
Then, the doorbell rang from the main hall. The four of them looks down from the top window to find the gang waiting outside holding their duelling cards.
Mokuba: Come on! Let's go!
And with that, all four of them race down the stairs.
*****
Althe: Hohoho. I'll try to update soon, but it was good eh? Wasn't much swearing there, in fact, I think there was no swearing at all! Well I'll make it up here right now:
The Swear Games (*hinthint* Got the title off The Cell Games from Dragonball Z)
Round One: Kaiba Vs. Yugi
Kaiba: Yugi! What the fuck are you doing in my home?
Yugi: I don't fucking know.
Kaiba: Then get the hell out of here.
Yugi: Hell no.
Kaiba: Screw you Yugi, your getting out now.
Yugi: Fuck off Kaiba.
Kaiba: Damned midget.
Yugi: Screwed up Bastard.
Kaiba: Crappy haired freak.
Yugi: Hot shot bitch.
Kaiba: Shut up goddamit.
Kaiba= Hell: 1/Damn/goddamit: 2/Crap: 1/Fuck: 1/Total= 5
Yugi= Hell: 1/Bastard: 1/Bitch: 1/Fuck: 2/Total= 4
Conclusion: Kaiba swears more than Yugi.
Althe: Well that warps up another chapter^^
Happy now?
Althe: Yo! Sorry for the long update^^ heheh. Anyways, on with the show!
REVIEW REPLIES:
Thank you to all those that reviewed!.too lazy to say the names, but I think you knkow who^^
WARNING: Because the person who I dedicated this to wants more swearing, I'm gonna give her a lot of swearing. Sorry if this disturbs you. Heheh. Don't blame me, blame M-Eponine.
~.~.~.~.~.
Dedicated to: Modern-Eponine
:::Poker Is Not Meant For Children:::
2. Happy Now?
*****
As said in the last chapter, a mysterious person answers the phone, but who? Unfortunately our three authors are not physic. This concludes that maybe no one will ever know who answered the call, but Mokuba himself.
Aki: Hey, someone answered the phone
Ami: Who?
Aki: How can I tell?
Ami shrugs and presses her right ear to the door. She listens contently and hears Mokuba talking happily before shutting the phone.
Ami: He's off the phone
Aya: Could you hear who it was?
Ami: Not a clue
Aki: Well, that's great help
As the two sisters start to have a quarrel again, Aya hears Mokuba coming towards the door. Aya grabs the two by the ears and tries to drag them out the hall.
Aki: What the heck Aya???
Ami: Leggo!
Aya: Quiet! Mokuba's coming!
And with that, Ami and Aki jolt up from the floor and start heading for the nearest room they could find. The two slam a door to their right. It was locked.
Aya: Quick! Try another room!
Aki: This one's the nearest unless you want Mokuba to see us.
Ami: Come on! Help us!
Mokuba, who seemed to the taking his time, was walking up to his door very, very slowly as the girls pounded down the other room next door. It finally lunged open and they stepped in and slammed the door shut and locked it.
The girls sighed a relief and were about to congratulate each other for their narrow escape when they found a very shocked Seto sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper in his hands.
Aki: My eyes!
Ami: Ah, Sorry!
Aya: This is all a misunderstanding!
Kaiba: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
Kaiba was obviously looking flushed. He glared at the strangers wide eyed as they all covered their eyes. Aki: We didn't mean to!
Aya: We were just-
Kaiba: OUT!!!
Ami: Open the door!!!
Kaiba: OUT!!!
Aya: I can't see! My eyes are closed!!
Kaiba: OUT!!!
Aki: Then open them!!!
Kaiba: NO!!! DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THOSE FOUL EYES OF YOURS!!!
Aki: Dang it Kaiba! Stop shouting! It's not like were interested in anything underneath your-
Aya: Aki!
Kaiba: SHUT UP AND GET OUT!!!!
Mokuba opens his door to hear deafening screams come from the washroom next to his bedroom. His curiosity leads him to the door where he presses his ear to it and listens carefully.
Kaiba: Stop looking at me!
Aki: I'm not! I'm looking at those big balls over there
Kaiba: That's my ornament! Now stop looking!
Aki: Then what should I look at then?
Kaiba: Anything but my balls!
Aki: Sheesh, it's not like I'm gonna go over there and start touching it
Kaiba: You better not Vermin.
Aki: Vermin???
Ami: Can you guys stop talking about Kaiba's balls? It's too disturbing. Mokuba let out a sigh. 'I'm so disappointed in you big brother'.
Aki: Fine. It's not like's it's worth talking about anyway.
Kaiba: These balls are an antique. Their worth more than you can afford.
Ami: Oh really?
Aki: Says who?
Kaiba: I've had people inspect it.
Ami: You had 'people inspect' your 'balls'?
Kaiba: One of my employees is interested on my balls and is willing to pay a high price for it.
Ami: I see.
Kaiba: Why am I getting into a conversation with idiots that want to know about my balls? You there! Hurry up with the door.
Aya: I can't! It's stuck. I think it's locked from the outside.
Kaiba: WHAT???
At this point, Mokuba jerked his ear away from the door and inspected the doorknob. Sure enough, it was locked. Mokuba heard footsteps from inside and some muffled shouting before swinging the door open.
What he found inside was quite disturbing. Kaiba and this other girl (Aya) were on the floor in the worst position that they could have done while the two other young girls (Aki and Ami) were staring at him, stunned.
Mokuba: Big brother?
Aki and Ami looked at Kaiba and Aya, still in their disturbing position and then looked at Mokuba. They ran towards him and started covering his eyes.
Aki: Don't look!
Ami: It'll only ruin your mind!
Mokuba: What's going on here?
Aya: Kaiba! Get off me!
Kaiba: Argh! Idiots!
Mokuba: Seto! What's happening???
Kaiba gets up from the ground and snatches Mokuba from Aki and Ami.
Kaiba: I'm calling the cops.
Aya: Hey, wait!
Ami: What did we do?
Kaiba just glared at them. At this particular moment, Kaiba wasn't feeling very merciful. All three authors bow down to him in horror.
Aya: Please forgive us! We've done nothing wrong!
Mokuba: Hey, I know you guys!
The three both look up.
Ami: You do?
Aki: How?
Mokuba: You were the guys who were outside our house this morning.
Aki: Were we that obvious?
Mokuba: Well, yeah.
Kaiba: I don't care who they are. I want them out of my house.
Ami: Hey, don't be so hasty!
Mokuba: Big brother?
Kaiba: What Mokuba?
Mokuba: Can they play with me while I'm waiting for the others to come?
Kaiba: What?
Naturally, this had to be Aki's miracle doing because she's the author, but since none of the YGO cast knows that, we'll keep this to ourselves. (Ami: oh please, spare me)
Mokuba: Please?
Kaiba: For the love of god!
Mokuba: Please?
Kaiba mumbles angrily: Fine, but nothing out of you or else it's out.
The trio nod silently as Kaiba zips up his pants and walks out the door to his office.
Ami: Big break eh?
Aya: I guess.
Aki eyes Mokuba contently.
Aki: I don't think we've been introduced before.
Ami: You know what, I think your right.
Mokuba: I'm Kaiba, Kaiba Mokuba.
Aki: Name's Aki
Ami: Ami here and present
Aya: and I'm Aya
Mokuba: Nice ta meetcha
Then, the doorbell rang from the main hall. The four of them looks down from the top window to find the gang waiting outside holding their duelling cards.
Mokuba: Come on! Let's go!
And with that, all four of them race down the stairs.
*****
Althe: Hohoho. I'll try to update soon, but it was good eh? Wasn't much swearing there, in fact, I think there was no swearing at all! Well I'll make it up here right now:
The Swear Games (*hinthint* Got the title off The Cell Games from Dragonball Z)
Round One: Kaiba Vs. Yugi
Kaiba: Yugi! What the fuck are you doing in my home?
Yugi: I don't fucking know.
Kaiba: Then get the hell out of here.
Yugi: Hell no.
Kaiba: Screw you Yugi, your getting out now.
Yugi: Fuck off Kaiba.
Kaiba: Damned midget.
Yugi: Screwed up Bastard.
Kaiba: Crappy haired freak.
Yugi: Hot shot bitch.
Kaiba: Shut up goddamit.
Kaiba= Hell: 1/Damn/goddamit: 2/Crap: 1/Fuck: 1/Total= 5
Yugi= Hell: 1/Bastard: 1/Bitch: 1/Fuck: 2/Total= 4
Conclusion: Kaiba swears more than Yugi.
Althe: Well that warps up another chapter^^
Happy now?