Disclaimer: MOUNT KILAMANJARO! Don't you love saying that when you are hyper? So anyways I says to Linda I says, .oh wait that's another story. O yea not the owner of anything except umm lots of other things.

~Totally Random~

So one day Malfoy is in home economics class. And from across the school, Harry smells this delicious smell. So Harry comes crawling down the halls to find the smell. And he goes into Malfoy's home economics class and eats all the treats.

Harry: My precious they are all mine MINE!!!!

Malfoy (gaily): tsk I spent 4 hours on those now whatever am I to do?

Then Ron comes in and he has a really big mustache.

Hermione: Mama mia thatsa bigga mustache *kisses her lips like the Italian people do *

Ron: I have a mustache?

Hermione and Ron are both confused. Then the camera shoots to Malfoy and he is crying. Then it shoots back to Ron and Hermione and they are doing the polka. And they all live happily ever after except Malfoy because Harry ate his food and he doesn't have a big mustache like Ron.

Poor Malfoy.

A/N: Who will be first to grow a big mustache like Ron's, Hermione or Malfoy? Will Jeffy the soccer-playing giraffe beat Harry at soccer? Will yellow be the new pink? Stay tuned and eat healthy!