DISCLAIMER: Yes, yes, yes. I'm the proud owner of Yu-Gi-Oh! Want my
autograph?.... You don't buy me, do you? Fine. I don't own anything but the
clothes I'm wearing.....
Althe: Hihi! Updated finally eh? I'm so happy you like my great sense of humour^^ Aya! I'll have more swearing whether you like it or not!
Also! Look at my bio to know when I'll be updating!
WARNING: swearing, swearing, and more swearing. Thank Aya, not me.
THANKS FOR REVIEWED ME, BUT I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS!!!!!....I only got three^^;;; Aw, heck. I'll THE REVIEWS. TOO LAZY TO SAY WHO DID read'em out.
Arigato to Modern-Eponine, PrincessFlorea, Ame_Mahou, and WolfKeeper989! A big hug for you!
:3Dedicated to Modern-Eponine:3
:::Let's Dare:::
3. Drunk Joey
*****
-Mokuba: I'm Kaiba, Kaiba Mokuba.
Aki: Name's Aki
Ami: Ami here and present
Aya: and I'm Aya
Mokuba: Nice ta meetcha
Then, the doorbell rang from the main hall. The four of them look down from the top window to find the gang waiting outside holding their duelling cards.
Mokuba: Come on! Let's go!
And with that, all four of them race down the stairs.-
Mokuba swung the door open. He arched his eyebrow up in surprise, but as he did, his eyes widened as well. The three girls soon followed him and stared out the door in sheer shock. Or should I say, horror.
Joey stood before them as bare as a doorknob. His body positioned as if he was a fashion model. Also, if you'd stop looking at his lower half of the body (you know what I mean, but I'm afraid you won't find much of it considering it's too small) you would see that his face was all red. In other words, the idiot has been drinking again.
No one knew what to say. They just kept on staring at him.
Joey in a French accent: Bonjour, I am Je-oey. I am the man that will duel you with love and pride.
Joey winked.
Joey still in his French accent: Maybe a little too much love considering the prostitutes you have brought here today.
Obviously, Aki would have smacked Joey right across the face if it weren't for his stupid accent. It was pathetic. Instead, Ami and Aya decided to take the beating on him while Aki laugh her way down to showbiz.
Aki: AHAHAHA!!!! STOP IT JOEY!!!! YOU'RE TOO FUNNY!!!!! HAH HAH!!!!
Aya: What's so funny about that? The pervert was really asking for it!
Ami: The idiot's no funnier than you, Aki.
Aya: Aki's funny! She was the one who made this fic! And I loved it! Are you saying I have bad taste?
Ami: No, no. But in this case, yes.
Aya: Ami! How could you!
Ami: Meh. You still need to finish up a Tech Ed project, which I might add is VERY overdue.
Aya: I'm finishing it!
Ami: How 'bout the Aragorn's Worst Torture: The Shower? You never finished that up.
Aya: I had writer's block! Besides, no one's reviewing...
Ami: Yeah right.
Aki: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!! STOP IT!!!! YOUR KILLING ME!!!!!
Aya whispering to Ami: What's wrong with her?
Ami whispering to Aya: I think she has a problem.
Both nod in agreement.
Joey straightens himself up and dusts himself as if he had clothes on.
Joey stopping his accent: Goddammit! Are you gonna listen to me or what???
Aya: You're still alive?
Joey: Yes! I didn't come here stark naked for nothing! I came here for some action!
Mokuba talks while covering his eyes in disgust: You mean duel cards?
Joey: Fuck duel cards! I came here for this!
Shoves his 'balls' in front of their faces.
Aya: You...
Ami: Sick.....
Aya: Bastard...
Aki: Ah, gawd. Folks, this is why you should really listen to me when I say rated 14A.
Aya: Who cares about ratings!!!
Ami: My god women! Look at yourself talk! You're only Twelve!
Aki: Come on, if Joey can shove that thing at us any closer, we might be able to see it.
Aya: Aki!
Ami: See, I told you she was sick minded.
Aki: No, I only see things in a different perspective.
Ami: Whatever....
Joey: Yo! What's wrong with my balls???
Aki: Get laid.
Joey: That's what I've been trying to do for the last ten minutes, bitch!
Now naturally, Aki (as in me) would have slapped Joey across the face, but instead, Aki (as in me again) decided to hit 'the spot'.
Joey crying in agony: Fudgicals!
Ami: Fudgicals?
Aya: What the hell? That's a baby word Joey. Grow up.
Joey: This really smarts.
Aki: You deserved it.
Ami: Point taken.
From behind the bush, the five hear endless laughter. The rest of the gang came out, laughing as if there was no tomorrow.
Bakura: Stupid mortals! They fall for everything!
Malik grinning: (The laughter I don't know how to spell) HM HM HM HM HM!!!
Duke in disgust and laughter: Sick Joey, sick. The girls will be having nightmares for the rest of their lives.
Joey now in a drunk voice: Hey! Watch that stupid mouth of yours! Now get me my clothes. It's fucking cold today.
Duke: Watch the language man, Mokuba's here.
Joey: Do I care??? I want my clothes!
Duke: I gave them to Malik.
Malik: I gave them to Ryou.
Ryou: I gave them to Yami.
Yami: I gave them to Yugi.
Yugi: I gave them to Bakura.
Bakura: Don't look at me. I burned them.
Everyone stares at Bakura, speechless. Finally, Joey breaks the silence.
Joey: YOU DID WHAT???????
Bakura: The awful things reeked of fart and wine. It had to be done.
Joey through gritted teeth: You bastard...
Bakura: Bring it on mortal. Bring it on.
Mokuba: Hold on Joey! I have some clothes I can lend you.
Joey: I'll kill you Bakura!!!!!!
As Joey prepared to pounce on Bakura, the gang lunge at him and Bakura and drag them both into the house.
*****
Althe: Whew! Finally done! Gomen, but I wanted to end it there, so yeah... I'll update ASAP.
Oh yeah! I made a YGO fic called, 'Mind Reader'. It kinda relates to this fic....so yeah....^___________^ Not really a sequel, but it's related in some sort of way.
Full Summary:
After a fierce duel, Kaiba is defeated. He lands himself in the hospital and forgets whom he battled with. Kaiba soon realizes that the duel has granted him the power to read minds. Good thing you say? Wrong.
What terrors will Kaiba learn from his mind reading abilities that no one knows of? The fact that Joey's gay (and in love with him) Or the fact that Yugi's been stealing his underwear for the past month? OR the WORST knowledge known to man....Kaiba's past life.
Can Kaiba find a cure in time before everyone drives him insane?
R+R~!
Ja ne!
PS TODAY'S MY REAL BIRTHDAY!!! GO ME!!! ^__________________^ OH YEAH!!! TWELVE YEARS OLD NOW!!!...
Ami and Aya enter the room and look at her with 'the look'.
Althe: ^^;;; Did I say twelve? I meant fifteen, no twenty, no wait, thirty, no A HUNDRED YEARS OLD!!!
Ami shakes her head sadly: You're a disgrace.
Althe: Eheh heh^^
Aya: But continue! It doesn't matter about the physical age, but the mental age inside!
Ami stuffs down whooping laugh as she looks at Aya thoughtfully.
Ami: Her mental age's two! You sure you don't want to take back those words of your?
Althe: Well, ECUUUUUUUSE ME!
Aya: Enough about this, let's sing happy birthday!
A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to Altheeeeeeee!
Happy birthday to you!
Althe: *sobs* I'm, I'm so happy! ^_____________^
Althe: Hihi! Updated finally eh? I'm so happy you like my great sense of humour^^ Aya! I'll have more swearing whether you like it or not!
Also! Look at my bio to know when I'll be updating!
WARNING: swearing, swearing, and more swearing. Thank Aya, not me.
THANKS FOR REVIEWED ME, BUT I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS!!!!!....I only got three^^;;; Aw, heck. I'll THE REVIEWS. TOO LAZY TO SAY WHO DID read'em out.
Arigato to Modern-Eponine, PrincessFlorea, Ame_Mahou, and WolfKeeper989! A big hug for you!
:3Dedicated to Modern-Eponine:3
:::Let's Dare:::
3. Drunk Joey
*****
-Mokuba: I'm Kaiba, Kaiba Mokuba.
Aki: Name's Aki
Ami: Ami here and present
Aya: and I'm Aya
Mokuba: Nice ta meetcha
Then, the doorbell rang from the main hall. The four of them look down from the top window to find the gang waiting outside holding their duelling cards.
Mokuba: Come on! Let's go!
And with that, all four of them race down the stairs.-
Mokuba swung the door open. He arched his eyebrow up in surprise, but as he did, his eyes widened as well. The three girls soon followed him and stared out the door in sheer shock. Or should I say, horror.
Joey stood before them as bare as a doorknob. His body positioned as if he was a fashion model. Also, if you'd stop looking at his lower half of the body (you know what I mean, but I'm afraid you won't find much of it considering it's too small) you would see that his face was all red. In other words, the idiot has been drinking again.
No one knew what to say. They just kept on staring at him.
Joey in a French accent: Bonjour, I am Je-oey. I am the man that will duel you with love and pride.
Joey winked.
Joey still in his French accent: Maybe a little too much love considering the prostitutes you have brought here today.
Obviously, Aki would have smacked Joey right across the face if it weren't for his stupid accent. It was pathetic. Instead, Ami and Aya decided to take the beating on him while Aki laugh her way down to showbiz.
Aki: AHAHAHA!!!! STOP IT JOEY!!!! YOU'RE TOO FUNNY!!!!! HAH HAH!!!!
Aya: What's so funny about that? The pervert was really asking for it!
Ami: The idiot's no funnier than you, Aki.
Aya: Aki's funny! She was the one who made this fic! And I loved it! Are you saying I have bad taste?
Ami: No, no. But in this case, yes.
Aya: Ami! How could you!
Ami: Meh. You still need to finish up a Tech Ed project, which I might add is VERY overdue.
Aya: I'm finishing it!
Ami: How 'bout the Aragorn's Worst Torture: The Shower? You never finished that up.
Aya: I had writer's block! Besides, no one's reviewing...
Ami: Yeah right.
Aki: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!! STOP IT!!!! YOUR KILLING ME!!!!!
Aya whispering to Ami: What's wrong with her?
Ami whispering to Aya: I think she has a problem.
Both nod in agreement.
Joey straightens himself up and dusts himself as if he had clothes on.
Joey stopping his accent: Goddammit! Are you gonna listen to me or what???
Aya: You're still alive?
Joey: Yes! I didn't come here stark naked for nothing! I came here for some action!
Mokuba talks while covering his eyes in disgust: You mean duel cards?
Joey: Fuck duel cards! I came here for this!
Shoves his 'balls' in front of their faces.
Aya: You...
Ami: Sick.....
Aya: Bastard...
Aki: Ah, gawd. Folks, this is why you should really listen to me when I say rated 14A.
Aya: Who cares about ratings!!!
Ami: My god women! Look at yourself talk! You're only Twelve!
Aki: Come on, if Joey can shove that thing at us any closer, we might be able to see it.
Aya: Aki!
Ami: See, I told you she was sick minded.
Aki: No, I only see things in a different perspective.
Ami: Whatever....
Joey: Yo! What's wrong with my balls???
Aki: Get laid.
Joey: That's what I've been trying to do for the last ten minutes, bitch!
Now naturally, Aki (as in me) would have slapped Joey across the face, but instead, Aki (as in me again) decided to hit 'the spot'.
Joey crying in agony: Fudgicals!
Ami: Fudgicals?
Aya: What the hell? That's a baby word Joey. Grow up.
Joey: This really smarts.
Aki: You deserved it.
Ami: Point taken.
From behind the bush, the five hear endless laughter. The rest of the gang came out, laughing as if there was no tomorrow.
Bakura: Stupid mortals! They fall for everything!
Malik grinning: (The laughter I don't know how to spell) HM HM HM HM HM!!!
Duke in disgust and laughter: Sick Joey, sick. The girls will be having nightmares for the rest of their lives.
Joey now in a drunk voice: Hey! Watch that stupid mouth of yours! Now get me my clothes. It's fucking cold today.
Duke: Watch the language man, Mokuba's here.
Joey: Do I care??? I want my clothes!
Duke: I gave them to Malik.
Malik: I gave them to Ryou.
Ryou: I gave them to Yami.
Yami: I gave them to Yugi.
Yugi: I gave them to Bakura.
Bakura: Don't look at me. I burned them.
Everyone stares at Bakura, speechless. Finally, Joey breaks the silence.
Joey: YOU DID WHAT???????
Bakura: The awful things reeked of fart and wine. It had to be done.
Joey through gritted teeth: You bastard...
Bakura: Bring it on mortal. Bring it on.
Mokuba: Hold on Joey! I have some clothes I can lend you.
Joey: I'll kill you Bakura!!!!!!
As Joey prepared to pounce on Bakura, the gang lunge at him and Bakura and drag them both into the house.
*****
Althe: Whew! Finally done! Gomen, but I wanted to end it there, so yeah... I'll update ASAP.
Oh yeah! I made a YGO fic called, 'Mind Reader'. It kinda relates to this fic....so yeah....^___________^ Not really a sequel, but it's related in some sort of way.
Full Summary:
After a fierce duel, Kaiba is defeated. He lands himself in the hospital and forgets whom he battled with. Kaiba soon realizes that the duel has granted him the power to read minds. Good thing you say? Wrong.
What terrors will Kaiba learn from his mind reading abilities that no one knows of? The fact that Joey's gay (and in love with him) Or the fact that Yugi's been stealing his underwear for the past month? OR the WORST knowledge known to man....Kaiba's past life.
Can Kaiba find a cure in time before everyone drives him insane?
R+R~!
Ja ne!
PS TODAY'S MY REAL BIRTHDAY!!! GO ME!!! ^__________________^ OH YEAH!!! TWELVE YEARS OLD NOW!!!...
Ami and Aya enter the room and look at her with 'the look'.
Althe: ^^;;; Did I say twelve? I meant fifteen, no twenty, no wait, thirty, no A HUNDRED YEARS OLD!!!
Ami shakes her head sadly: You're a disgrace.
Althe: Eheh heh^^
Aya: But continue! It doesn't matter about the physical age, but the mental age inside!
Ami stuffs down whooping laugh as she looks at Aya thoughtfully.
Ami: Her mental age's two! You sure you don't want to take back those words of your?
Althe: Well, ECUUUUUUUSE ME!
Aya: Enough about this, let's sing happy birthday!
A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to Altheeeeeeee!
Happy birthday to you!
Althe: *sobs* I'm, I'm so happy! ^_____________^