Disclaimer: What if Mary had a little lamb with fleece wasn't white as
snow? O yea and I don't own Harry Potter.
~Durango Draco~
Draco was so depressed that he lost Dillard and Phil so he decided there was only one thing to do, become a cowboy.
The camera shoots to Ron.
Ron: I'm so poor. There is only one thing to do....pick my nose vigorously for jewels. No wait, there's a better way....rob the Bank.
The camera shoots to Ron's butt and he farts. Then camera shoots to Ron's eyes and he's squinting slyly.
Draco: My heroic senses are tingling! To the Horsemobile! Away!
Cameraman: *stares at a plastic bag floating around* O the wonders of a plastic bag..flying up towards the wind telling us..maybe there's more to life than just....living.....
Everyone: Hello?! Cameraman! The action's over here! Hello????
Cameraman: O yea...I forgot....
The camera shoots to Ron robbing the Bank with a disguise.
Velma: Jinkies! I've had an idea!!!!! Maybe if we pull the robber's costume off, we'll find out who the REAL thief is! *giggle giggle*
Draco: *takes off the costume* Aha! A horse!
Horse: Actually, I'm not a horse..I'm a broom...*unzips his costume and it reveals a broom*
Draco: Aha! A broom!
Broom: Actually, I'm not a broom...I'm a bear..*swallows Malfoy*
Britney Spears: Whoa! It ate Malfoy!
Nightcrawler, from the X-Men, suddenly appears and grabs Britney Spears.
Nightcrawler: *evil cackle* I'm hungry!!!!!! *cackles again*
Everyone: What in good gravy meatballs just happened?
Hermione: *in her Italian mood again* I'va gottsa meatballsa!
Bear: Hello? Story over here??
Everyone: *stops eating their meatballs* Oh please do finish, bear.
Bear: Actually, I didn't eat Malfoy..*unzips costume and reveals Ron and Malfoy*
The police officers suddenly appear and arrest Ron.
Ron: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Velma: And don't forget Scooby!
Scooby: Scooby dooby doo!!
Everyone even Ron laughs.
Camera shoots to Draco on his horsemobile walking off into the sunset.
Draco: *heroically* Whenever there's danger around, I'll be there.
Hermione: *dreamily* My hero!!! *giggle*
Narrator: *in Western voice* Durango Draco!!! *whiplash*
A/N: Will Draco ever need to rescue anyone else? Will Hermione ever finish cleaning her room? Will Harry get lost at sea while looking for his lost penny? Stay tuned and snuffaluffagus.
~Durango Draco~
Draco was so depressed that he lost Dillard and Phil so he decided there was only one thing to do, become a cowboy.
The camera shoots to Ron.
Ron: I'm so poor. There is only one thing to do....pick my nose vigorously for jewels. No wait, there's a better way....rob the Bank.
The camera shoots to Ron's butt and he farts. Then camera shoots to Ron's eyes and he's squinting slyly.
Draco: My heroic senses are tingling! To the Horsemobile! Away!
Cameraman: *stares at a plastic bag floating around* O the wonders of a plastic bag..flying up towards the wind telling us..maybe there's more to life than just....living.....
Everyone: Hello?! Cameraman! The action's over here! Hello????
Cameraman: O yea...I forgot....
The camera shoots to Ron robbing the Bank with a disguise.
Velma: Jinkies! I've had an idea!!!!! Maybe if we pull the robber's costume off, we'll find out who the REAL thief is! *giggle giggle*
Draco: *takes off the costume* Aha! A horse!
Horse: Actually, I'm not a horse..I'm a broom...*unzips his costume and it reveals a broom*
Draco: Aha! A broom!
Broom: Actually, I'm not a broom...I'm a bear..*swallows Malfoy*
Britney Spears: Whoa! It ate Malfoy!
Nightcrawler, from the X-Men, suddenly appears and grabs Britney Spears.
Nightcrawler: *evil cackle* I'm hungry!!!!!! *cackles again*
Everyone: What in good gravy meatballs just happened?
Hermione: *in her Italian mood again* I'va gottsa meatballsa!
Bear: Hello? Story over here??
Everyone: *stops eating their meatballs* Oh please do finish, bear.
Bear: Actually, I didn't eat Malfoy..*unzips costume and reveals Ron and Malfoy*
The police officers suddenly appear and arrest Ron.
Ron: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Velma: And don't forget Scooby!
Scooby: Scooby dooby doo!!
Everyone even Ron laughs.
Camera shoots to Draco on his horsemobile walking off into the sunset.
Draco: *heroically* Whenever there's danger around, I'll be there.
Hermione: *dreamily* My hero!!! *giggle*
Narrator: *in Western voice* Durango Draco!!! *whiplash*
A/N: Will Draco ever need to rescue anyone else? Will Hermione ever finish cleaning her room? Will Harry get lost at sea while looking for his lost penny? Stay tuned and snuffaluffagus.