Althe: Yo! Glad I finally updated eh? ^_________________________^ If I type
anymore about updating, I might go on for hours...so let the story begin!
Oh yeah, I should tell you about the true Finger story that inspired me to do the last two chapters....I'll tell you at the end of this chappie! ^-^
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Modern-eponine:
Who's this 'person'? OMG...is it your father? Great Aya. Great. Now he's gonna think you hang out with circus freaks and I live off poo....*shakes a fist at you* I hope your happy! ...:p Lazy oaf? Please. Look in the mirror. You'll find the person who barely even updates her own FICS.
Arigato to Kikoken and WolfKeeper989 for reviewing me! ^^
:::Let's Dare:::
6. The Cleverest Idea
*****
-Yami: Fine then. How about some water?
Bakura: Good enough. I'll help pour.
Malik: I'll help too.
Yami: Same here.
The rest exchanged questioning glances at each other.
Ami gesturing to Aya and Aki: No, how about we pour?
The others shook their heads violently.
Duke: Forget it. You three are just as bad as them.
Joey gesturing to Ryou and Yugi: We'll pour.
Before anyone could agree on anything, Bakura, Malik and Yami push the rest out of the room and into the living room.
Yami: Don't worry about anything! Set up a board game while your waiting for your drinks!
Mokuba: I hope they don't damage anything in there.
Aki: Maybe I should use the computer to make sure they're all-
All: NO!!!-
Aki: Geez, it's as if you're scared I might do something nasty.
Ami making hand gestures: Flashback, flashback.
Aya: 'He walks up to Aki and kisses her lightly on the cheek, ruffling her hair right after.'
Ami: 'Thanks cutey.'
Aki: It does you miracles.
Aya: Right. Might as well set me up with Snuffles then. (=We like to call Kaiba Snuffles at times ^o^)
Mokuba: My big brother doesn't like dating people. He says their annoying and only deserve to die in the most revolting way possible.
Ami: Gee, isn't he nice?
Aya nodding in agreement: That's Snuffles.
Yugi: I'm worried.
Ryou: Hm? What's wrong?
Yugi: Well, how long can it take to set up a few glasses of drinks? It feels like those three are taking forever.
Duke: You're right. They should have been done by now.
Aya: Mokuba?
Mokuba: Yeah?
Aya: Is there any alcohol in the kitchen?
Mokuba: Yeah, theres tons in the cupboards....
The group fell silent as they took in the piece of information slowly.
Joey in a disbelief tone of voice: There's alcohol in the cupboards?
Mokuba worriedly: Yeah. We keep the alcohol in the kitchen Yami and the others are in.
More silence. Finally, the group realize the consequences that could result from this.
All: Shit. (=Of course, Ami doesn't swear. Sooooooooo....she just says dang--;;;-[author's note])
:::The Kitchen:::
Malik rubs his chin, hard in thought as Bakura rummages through the cabinets for god knows what. Yami, on the other hand, was pouring still water into the eleven glasses set on the counter.
Malik: Bakura, have you found anything yet?
Bakura: Of course. I've found ever kind of alcoholic drink there is in these foul cupboards. What does that boy do with all these martinis? There's enough alcohol here to take down ten elephants!
Yami: Bring them all here.
Malik: That's good, but how are we going to hide them? Mokuba won't be pleased with us if he sees us drinking.
Yami: We could stuff them up our shirts.
Bakura: Idiot. It'll only make us look fat and lumpy.
Malik: Can't we drink them now? I mean, it's easier that way.
Yami: No. It won't work. We'll reek of booze and those 'authoresses' might make us do something stupid (=Aki, Ami, and Aya from the computer screen: We heard that!)
Malik: I can't think of anything else then.
The three fell silent. Yami shook his head and poured some Vodka into one of the water filled glass. Bakura and Malik watch him as he chugs the contents down. He places the glass back on the counter and wipes his mouth contently.
Malik jumps up and snaps his finger in triumph.
Malik: I've got it!
Bakura with raised eyebrows: Got what?
Malik: How we can sneak in the drinks!
Yami: Excellent, but how?
Malik: Isn't it obvious? We pour some booze in the water and no one will notice!
Yami: Good idea Malik.
Bakura: Yes. You actually thought of something useful for once.
Malik: Oh shut up.
Yami: Here, we'll need to dump out some water so we don't overfill the glasses.
The other two nod in agreement and each one grabs a cup for themselves and pours nearly all the water down the drain until there was only a drop of water left. (=You couldn't do squat with that little water--;;;-[author's note])
After, the three Yamis drain the cupboards from alcohol and pour as much as they can into their drinks.
Once they were done, they were left with something that looked between piss and shit. Nonetheless, the three beamed proudly at their dangerously alcoholic creation.
Yami: Perfect. Now let's get back to the other's before they get suspicious.
Bakura: Baka! Our water looks contaminated
Malik: Bakura's right. We need to do something about it.
Yami ginned at the two deviously. He waved his hand at the others lazily as if the problem was already solved.
Yami: I've already got it figured out.
Malik: Hm? What do you mean?
Yami: Simple. While I was getting the water, I found some food colouring in the draws.
Bakura: Your point is....?
Yami went towards a draw and opened it. He began shuffling through some things before coming out with a plain rectangular box.
Bakura distastefully: What's that?
Yami walks towards Bakura and smacks him with the box.
Yami: Baka. Isn't it obvious?
Malik: How's that going to help?
Yami frowned at Malik.
Yami: You've been stuck in a tomb for far too long, Malik.
Malik: Hey, I was guarding your soulless carcass you freak.
Yami sarcastically: Yes. And I'm sure you've made another man happy because of the riches you let him steal from MY tomb.
Malik: So? It's not like your going to use it anytime soon.
Yami: Be quiet will you?
Malik: Hmph.
Yami: As I was saying, this can change anything into any colour.
Bakura: How can that be?
Yami: You just pour some drops into whatever and it should change into the colour that you want.
Malik: Any colour?
Yami: No. The colour that it says that it can change into.
Malik: I see...
Bakura: Shouldn't we test it out first?
Yami: Hm? What do you mean?
Bakura: What if it doesn't work? What if it screws it up even more?
Yami nodding in agreement: You're right. Let's test it on Malik's Millennium Rod.
Malik: Hey, what? No!
Yami grabs Malik's Millennium item before he could reach it.
Yami: Don't worry. If anything goes wrong, you can have mine.
:::Living Room:::
Yugi: Maybe one of us should check on them.
Duke: Yugi's right. What if they're doing something to our water right now?
Joey: Yeah. Yug and I will go check on them.
Before the two could step out of the room, Aya, Ami, and Aki block their path, pushing them back into the living room.
Aya: Oh, no, no. We insist. Let us check on them.
Joey: Forget it. You might screw something up.
Aki innocently: Us? Never.
Ryou: I'd prefer if Joey and Yugi go.
Mokuba: Me too.
Ami in a shocked voice: What? Why?
Everyone exchange glances. Wasn't it obvious?
Duke: Move aside ladies. This is a job for us men.
Aya: Ladies? Job for men? Duke, are you trying to call yourself racist?
Duke: What? No!
Ami: Excuse me? Are you saying us girls can't handle the pressure of checking on three little guys?
Duke: No, no, no! What I meant was-
Ami: And to think I saved your sorry butt back when Aki had that computer. In fact, I saved all of your butts!
Aki: What do you mean by that, huh?
Joey: Hey, hey. Can't we all settle this in a nice and fashionable order?
Aya: We're checking on them and that's final!
Joey takes a step closer towards them, but stops when Aki pulls out a pencil and paper.
Aki: Hold it right there buster! I've got a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it!
Ami: What are you doing? How's that going to help?
Aki: Isn't it obvious? I'm going to write stuff about these guys and post it up on fanfiction.
Joey barking with laughter: How are you going to post it? You're not even on a computer!
Aki: Baka. I'll post it up on the next chapter.
The boys exchange worried glances.
Duke: What if we happen to rip up that paper? What are you going to do then?
Aya: Idiot. We have brains you know. We could just memorize it.
Aki: That's right...what should I write first?
Aki flops down to the ground on her belly and begins scribbling furiously as new ideas sprouts in her little noodle (Ami: little noodle, yes. New ideas, no). A few minutes later, she stopped writing and claps her hands in triumph.
Aki: Done!
Aya: What did you write?
Ami: Read them out loud.
Aki: I know, I know:
Yugi will do drag along with Duke and Ryou because they already look like girls
Duke: Excuse me?
Ryou: Drag?
Yugi: I look like a girl?
Aki: I'm not done:
Yugi's gonna fall down a well and Ryou dies.
Yugi in a disbelief tone of voice: I fall down a well?
Ryou: How do I die?
Aki: I dunno. You're not much of a character in the show. Mainly just Tea and Yugi's lap dog.
Ryou: L-lap d-dog?
Ami: Ouch.
Aya: Cold words Aki. Cold words.
Aki: Meh. It's true. Do you see him do anything special? It's mainly just Bakura.
Duke:....She has a point. No offence Ryou.
Ryou somewhere in a corner: L-lap dog...
Aya: You know I expected you to hurt Joey or Yugi, but not Ryou. I mean, he's just a poor helpless pup-....person.
Ami: Yeah. Considering the fact you made Bakura kiss you.
Aki shrugging: You'll have to expect a surprise sometime. Besides, everyone was bond to realize that.
Yugi: I treat Ryou like a lap dog?
Ami: Duh.
Aya: Haven't you been listening to what we've been talking about?
Aki: ANYWAYS:
Yugi gets his clothes eaten by Joey the dog and he runs around naked while we all laugh.
Joey: What the fu-
Aya: CONTINUE, Aki
Aki: Thank you Aya:
Kaiba does a lap dance on Joey.
Joey: Why me?
Aya: AKI!
Aki: What?
Aya: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WRITING???
Aki looks down at her paper.
Aki: Whoops. Scratch that.
Joey and Aya in a relieved voice: Thank you.
Aki: 4. Joey does a lap dance on Kaiba.
Joey and Aya: WHAT THE FU-
Ami: CONTINUE, Aki.
Aki: Thank you dear sister:
Duke's gay.
Duke: I don't want any part in this.
Aki: 6. Duke's extremely gay.
Duke: What?
Aki: 7. Duke's so gay that he can't get any gayer.
Duke: What the hell?
Ami: Give me that list.
And with that, Ami snatches the piece of paper from Aki's little fingers.
Ami: ....(smiles) You mind if I read the rest?
Aki: I'd be insulted if you didn't.
Aya: Hey, they're actually getting along for once.
Joey: And we're suppose to 'cherish' this moment?
Aya: Well, yeah.
Joey: Hell will rise.
Ami: AS I WAS SAYING:
8. Duke's most definitely-
Duke: WE GET THE PICTURE.
Yugi: You can check on them.
Joey: As long as you give us that goddam list.
Aya: I knew you'd give in sometime.
Aki hands the group the piece of paper and prances out of the room along with Aya and Ami. Everyone sweat drops as they realize what they've done. They look down at the paper and nearly faint.
Yugi: We've been had.
Duke: There's nothing on here!
Ryou: What do you mean?
Duke showing everyone the 'blank' paper: Look! They've been fooling with us all along!
Joey: And you know what else is bad?
Mokuba: What?
Joey: I think they're gonna do those things on us anyway.
The five nod sadly as they realize this. They had been fooled by none other than the magnificent Aki and her lowly sidekick Ami followed along by her trusty partner, Aya.
Duke: We're screwed.
More nods.
:::Back to the Authoresses:::
Aya: Man, that was easy.
Aki: That's because I didn't want this chapter to be too long.
Ami: Lazy oaf.
Aya: I know! That's what I've been calling her too.
Ami: You know Aya, for once, I agree with you.
Aya: I'll take that as a compliment.
Ami: You should.
Aya: Thank you.
Ami: Your welcome.
Aki: That really hurts. That really, really hurts.
Aya: Hey, what are half sisters for?
Aki: Right...
Aya: Anyways, we have to see what those three are up to.
The group walks up to the kitchen door quietly, looking like rotten thieves out to steal riches beyond their wildest dreams.
They press their ears on the door and begin listening intently to the three Yami's conversation.
Bakura distastefully: What's that?
Yami: Baka. Isn't it obvious?
Malik: How's that going to help?
Yami: You've been stuck in a tomb for far too long, Malik.
Malik: Hey, I was guarding your soulless carcass you freak.
Yami sarcastically: Yes. And I'm sure you've made another man happy because of the riches you let him steal from MY tomb.
Malik: So? It's not like your going to use it anytime soon.
Yami: Be quiet will you?
Malik: Hmph.
Aya raises her head from the door and sighs.
Aya whispering: They're just fighting.
Ami whispering: Yeah, but there's more...listen...
Aki mumbling: They're talking about changing things into different colours....
Aya and Ami whispering: What???
With that, they begin listening intently again.
Malik: Hey, what? No!
Yami: Don't worry. If anything goes wrong, you can have mine.
Malik: Forget it! Your rod doesn't even work, Yami.
Yami: That's because mine isn't a rod, moron.
Bakura: Malik, it's not like we're going to kill it.
Malik: No! I'm attached to that thing!
Yami sarcastically: Yes Malik, We're all attached to our rods, now shut up. We have unfinished business to attend to.
Bakura: What colour? Black or gold?
Malik: Baka. My rod's already gold!
Bakura: Hm? Are you colour blind or something?
Yami: No, I think it is gold, but in a dirty way. Malik have you ever tried polishing?
Malik: No. That's ridiculous. Who's ever heard of someone polishing his own rod?
Yami: It works. Here, look at mine...Wait. Yugi has mine. Bakura, do you have yours?
Bakura: No. I let the runt look after it.
Malik: You guys need to get organized.
Bakura: Like I care. Here, give me the brown dye.
They three girls wait silently as they heard muffled sounds in the background.
Malik: My r-rod! It's turning brown!
Yami: Hm....so it does work.
Bakura: It looks more like a chocolate colour.
Malik sarcastically: My rod's now chocolate. Wonderful.
Yami: Don't worry. It looks bitter anyway.
Malik: My rod is NOT bitter.
Yami: Just a thought.
Aya, Ami, and Aki raise their heads and look at each other awkwardly.
Aya: Why the hell are they colouring Malik's rod?
Ami: Good question, but do you really want to know?
Aya: No!
Aki: Exactly.
Ami: Well, at least we know what they're doing.
Aya: What? So we should waltz back into the living room and tell the other's that they're turning Malik's rod brown and feel like eating it because it looks like chocolate?
Aki and Ami: ....
Aki: You know, you take the fun right out of everything.
Aya: Hey, what are half sisters for?
Ami: Let's listen some more just to make sure they're actually 'doing something'.
So, the three place their heads back to the door and listen, and with no surprise, they hear Yami and Malik bickering again.
Malik: Yami, you turd! You screwed my rod! How the hell am I suppose to use it now?
Yami: It looks fine, Malik. It's just the colour.
Malik: Colour? Colour?! This use to be gold! Now look at it! It looks like someone used it to wipe his ass with.
Yami: Baka. No fool would use a rod to wipe their own 'ass' with.
Bakura: Would you two cut it out? I can feel three presences lurking behind the door.
Aya, Ami, Aki with sweat drops: ....(crawls away slowly)
Yami: Hm? You're right. I can feel it too.
Aya, Ami, Aki with more sweat drops: .....(crawls away slowly)
Malik: Yeah. And they feel like authoresses.
Aya, Ami, Aki with even more sweat drops: .....(crawls away slowly)
Yami: Maybe one of us should check it out.
Aya, Ami, Aki with extremely more sweat drops: .....(crawls away slowly until they reached the other room)
Bakura: Wait. The presence is gone.
Malik grinning evilly: Good. Now we have work to do.
Yami with raised eyebrows: Like what?
Malik hits Yami with his 'interesting' looking Millennium Rod.
Malik: Baka. For starters, we change back my rod.
Yami rubbing his head in pain: Geez. You know, you could just wash it off. The thing's not permanent.
Malik in a snapping voice: It better not be permanent.
:::Living Room:::
The three authoresses slam into the room in a rushed fashion, looking completely beat out and exhausted. The five boys stand up from the couch that they were lying on and looked at them expectantly.
Joey: Well?
Aki panting: Well, what?
Duke: What are they doing in there?
The three girls look at each other, exchanging quick glances.
Aki: Aya, do you love me?
Aya: Sometimes.
Ami: Let me guess.
All three girls in a dull voice, except for Aya: When I'm not loving you, I'm loving Seto.
Duke with a clueless face: Come again?
Aya: Never mind...Well, Yami and Bakura took Malik's rod, trying to change it brown. They found out it looked like bitter chocolate and are deciding whether to eat it or not.
Yugi: That's terrible!
Ryou with his face turning a tad too green: I not feeling so well anymore.
Mokuba nonetheless, completely clueless: What are you all talking about? What's a rod?
Ami and Aki quickly go to Mokuba and cover his ears, shaking their heads sadly.
Aki: A rod is a fishing pole.
Ami: You don't need to know anymore than that.
Mokuba squirming: Hey! Let go!
Joey and Duke look at each other before breaking into a nervous laugh.
Duke: Seriously Aya. What are they doing?
Aya: Yami and Bakura took Malik's rod, trying to change it brown. They found out it looked like bitter chocolate and are deciding whether to eat it or not.
Joey: No, seriously.
Ami: She's telling the truth, idiot.
Ryou: They're turning Malik's rod into chocolate?
Aki: No! They turned it brown, but it looks like chocolate and they think it's bitter.
Yugi: They're eating his rod right now?
Aki shrugging: Probably.
Ryou: How awful!
Joey: Disgusting more like it. I'm mean how is he-*gets a glare from Aya*
Aya in a stern voice: There's a child in this room right now, Joey.
Joey: Err, right.
Mokuba still trying to swat away Aki and Ami's hands: What? Hey! Get your hands off me! I can't hear a thing.
Aki and Ami: Exactly.
Duke: They're literally trying to eat it?
Ami: I guess.
Joey: The whole thing?
Aki: I hope so. I would look very disturbing if he goes to the washroom with a half eaten-
Aya: Aki!
Aki: What?
Yugi: This is terrible. How could they think to eat a Millennium Item? Let alone the Millennium Rod.
Ryou nodding sympathetically: I agree Yugi.
There was a pause in which the rest of the group gave each other weird glances. Finally they all rested their eyes on a puzzled Yugi and Ryou.
Aya: You mean....
Ami: They were talking about...
Aki: The Millennium Rod all along?
Yugi in a shocked yet confused voice: Of course! What were you all thinking about?
More quick glances.
Aki: Well, that explained the gold rod part.
Ryou: Is there another theory explaining what they meant about a 'rod'?
Joey laughs nervously at Ryou and the rest follow suit.
Joey nervously: Of course not! We knew it was the Millennium Rod all along, right?
Duke: Yes! What did you think we were talking about?
Yugi: I dunno, I-
Aya, Ami, and Aki: Exactly.
Duke: Hm? What's that noise?
End.
*****
Althe: Gomen! Had to end it there. --;;; Hey, don't give me that look. I'm already entering the '18 page' sign.
I'll update again soon..
R+R~!
Ja ne!
:::The True Story of the Finger:::
There was once a stupid boy in our Tech Ed teacher's (Mrs. G) class. One day, when he was using a machine called a, sandel, and thought he could follow the thing with his finger.
Before I say anymore, let me tell you what a sandel is. The thing is used for making the top round part of a bat and for making bowls and such. Obviously, the sandel spins. Also, there's this little hole somewhere on the machine that spins and is about a size of a 'finger' except a bit bigger.
Now, the boy thought he could put his own 'finger' into that particular hole.
Well, guess what?
His finger snapped right out of his tiny little, fragile hand.
Ah, but a finger must have a vein.
Now, the finger and that blue vein thingy that's elasticy are spinning in the hole, turning and turning while the boy's screaming, "MY FINGER MY FINGER!!!"
Blood is everywhere and the boy's like, in total pain.
The boy now looks like he's born with four fingers.
The End.
Morale: Don't be stupid.
The Real Morale: Never stick your finger in moving objects.
Oh yeah, I should tell you about the true Finger story that inspired me to do the last two chapters....I'll tell you at the end of this chappie! ^-^
REVIEW REPLIES:
Modern-eponine:
Who's this 'person'? OMG...is it your father? Great Aya. Great. Now he's gonna think you hang out with circus freaks and I live off poo....*shakes a fist at you* I hope your happy! ...:p Lazy oaf? Please. Look in the mirror. You'll find the person who barely even updates her own FICS.
Arigato to Kikoken and WolfKeeper989 for reviewing me! ^^
:::Let's Dare:::
6. The Cleverest Idea
*****
-Yami: Fine then. How about some water?
Bakura: Good enough. I'll help pour.
Malik: I'll help too.
Yami: Same here.
The rest exchanged questioning glances at each other.
Ami gesturing to Aya and Aki: No, how about we pour?
The others shook their heads violently.
Duke: Forget it. You three are just as bad as them.
Joey gesturing to Ryou and Yugi: We'll pour.
Before anyone could agree on anything, Bakura, Malik and Yami push the rest out of the room and into the living room.
Yami: Don't worry about anything! Set up a board game while your waiting for your drinks!
Mokuba: I hope they don't damage anything in there.
Aki: Maybe I should use the computer to make sure they're all-
All: NO!!!-
Aki: Geez, it's as if you're scared I might do something nasty.
Ami making hand gestures: Flashback, flashback.
Aya: 'He walks up to Aki and kisses her lightly on the cheek, ruffling her hair right after.'
Ami: 'Thanks cutey.'
Aki: It does you miracles.
Aya: Right. Might as well set me up with Snuffles then. (=We like to call Kaiba Snuffles at times ^o^)
Mokuba: My big brother doesn't like dating people. He says their annoying and only deserve to die in the most revolting way possible.
Ami: Gee, isn't he nice?
Aya nodding in agreement: That's Snuffles.
Yugi: I'm worried.
Ryou: Hm? What's wrong?
Yugi: Well, how long can it take to set up a few glasses of drinks? It feels like those three are taking forever.
Duke: You're right. They should have been done by now.
Aya: Mokuba?
Mokuba: Yeah?
Aya: Is there any alcohol in the kitchen?
Mokuba: Yeah, theres tons in the cupboards....
The group fell silent as they took in the piece of information slowly.
Joey in a disbelief tone of voice: There's alcohol in the cupboards?
Mokuba worriedly: Yeah. We keep the alcohol in the kitchen Yami and the others are in.
More silence. Finally, the group realize the consequences that could result from this.
All: Shit. (=Of course, Ami doesn't swear. Sooooooooo....she just says dang--;;;-[author's note])
:::The Kitchen:::
Malik rubs his chin, hard in thought as Bakura rummages through the cabinets for god knows what. Yami, on the other hand, was pouring still water into the eleven glasses set on the counter.
Malik: Bakura, have you found anything yet?
Bakura: Of course. I've found ever kind of alcoholic drink there is in these foul cupboards. What does that boy do with all these martinis? There's enough alcohol here to take down ten elephants!
Yami: Bring them all here.
Malik: That's good, but how are we going to hide them? Mokuba won't be pleased with us if he sees us drinking.
Yami: We could stuff them up our shirts.
Bakura: Idiot. It'll only make us look fat and lumpy.
Malik: Can't we drink them now? I mean, it's easier that way.
Yami: No. It won't work. We'll reek of booze and those 'authoresses' might make us do something stupid (=Aki, Ami, and Aya from the computer screen: We heard that!)
Malik: I can't think of anything else then.
The three fell silent. Yami shook his head and poured some Vodka into one of the water filled glass. Bakura and Malik watch him as he chugs the contents down. He places the glass back on the counter and wipes his mouth contently.
Malik jumps up and snaps his finger in triumph.
Malik: I've got it!
Bakura with raised eyebrows: Got what?
Malik: How we can sneak in the drinks!
Yami: Excellent, but how?
Malik: Isn't it obvious? We pour some booze in the water and no one will notice!
Yami: Good idea Malik.
Bakura: Yes. You actually thought of something useful for once.
Malik: Oh shut up.
Yami: Here, we'll need to dump out some water so we don't overfill the glasses.
The other two nod in agreement and each one grabs a cup for themselves and pours nearly all the water down the drain until there was only a drop of water left. (=You couldn't do squat with that little water--;;;-[author's note])
After, the three Yamis drain the cupboards from alcohol and pour as much as they can into their drinks.
Once they were done, they were left with something that looked between piss and shit. Nonetheless, the three beamed proudly at their dangerously alcoholic creation.
Yami: Perfect. Now let's get back to the other's before they get suspicious.
Bakura: Baka! Our water looks contaminated
Malik: Bakura's right. We need to do something about it.
Yami ginned at the two deviously. He waved his hand at the others lazily as if the problem was already solved.
Yami: I've already got it figured out.
Malik: Hm? What do you mean?
Yami: Simple. While I was getting the water, I found some food colouring in the draws.
Bakura: Your point is....?
Yami went towards a draw and opened it. He began shuffling through some things before coming out with a plain rectangular box.
Bakura distastefully: What's that?
Yami walks towards Bakura and smacks him with the box.
Yami: Baka. Isn't it obvious?
Malik: How's that going to help?
Yami frowned at Malik.
Yami: You've been stuck in a tomb for far too long, Malik.
Malik: Hey, I was guarding your soulless carcass you freak.
Yami sarcastically: Yes. And I'm sure you've made another man happy because of the riches you let him steal from MY tomb.
Malik: So? It's not like your going to use it anytime soon.
Yami: Be quiet will you?
Malik: Hmph.
Yami: As I was saying, this can change anything into any colour.
Bakura: How can that be?
Yami: You just pour some drops into whatever and it should change into the colour that you want.
Malik: Any colour?
Yami: No. The colour that it says that it can change into.
Malik: I see...
Bakura: Shouldn't we test it out first?
Yami: Hm? What do you mean?
Bakura: What if it doesn't work? What if it screws it up even more?
Yami nodding in agreement: You're right. Let's test it on Malik's Millennium Rod.
Malik: Hey, what? No!
Yami grabs Malik's Millennium item before he could reach it.
Yami: Don't worry. If anything goes wrong, you can have mine.
:::Living Room:::
Yugi: Maybe one of us should check on them.
Duke: Yugi's right. What if they're doing something to our water right now?
Joey: Yeah. Yug and I will go check on them.
Before the two could step out of the room, Aya, Ami, and Aki block their path, pushing them back into the living room.
Aya: Oh, no, no. We insist. Let us check on them.
Joey: Forget it. You might screw something up.
Aki innocently: Us? Never.
Ryou: I'd prefer if Joey and Yugi go.
Mokuba: Me too.
Ami in a shocked voice: What? Why?
Everyone exchange glances. Wasn't it obvious?
Duke: Move aside ladies. This is a job for us men.
Aya: Ladies? Job for men? Duke, are you trying to call yourself racist?
Duke: What? No!
Ami: Excuse me? Are you saying us girls can't handle the pressure of checking on three little guys?
Duke: No, no, no! What I meant was-
Ami: And to think I saved your sorry butt back when Aki had that computer. In fact, I saved all of your butts!
Aki: What do you mean by that, huh?
Joey: Hey, hey. Can't we all settle this in a nice and fashionable order?
Aya: We're checking on them and that's final!
Joey takes a step closer towards them, but stops when Aki pulls out a pencil and paper.
Aki: Hold it right there buster! I've got a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it!
Ami: What are you doing? How's that going to help?
Aki: Isn't it obvious? I'm going to write stuff about these guys and post it up on fanfiction.
Joey barking with laughter: How are you going to post it? You're not even on a computer!
Aki: Baka. I'll post it up on the next chapter.
The boys exchange worried glances.
Duke: What if we happen to rip up that paper? What are you going to do then?
Aya: Idiot. We have brains you know. We could just memorize it.
Aki: That's right...what should I write first?
Aki flops down to the ground on her belly and begins scribbling furiously as new ideas sprouts in her little noodle (Ami: little noodle, yes. New ideas, no). A few minutes later, she stopped writing and claps her hands in triumph.
Aki: Done!
Aya: What did you write?
Ami: Read them out loud.
Aki: I know, I know:
Yugi will do drag along with Duke and Ryou because they already look like girls
Duke: Excuse me?
Ryou: Drag?
Yugi: I look like a girl?
Aki: I'm not done:
Yugi's gonna fall down a well and Ryou dies.
Yugi in a disbelief tone of voice: I fall down a well?
Ryou: How do I die?
Aki: I dunno. You're not much of a character in the show. Mainly just Tea and Yugi's lap dog.
Ryou: L-lap d-dog?
Ami: Ouch.
Aya: Cold words Aki. Cold words.
Aki: Meh. It's true. Do you see him do anything special? It's mainly just Bakura.
Duke:....She has a point. No offence Ryou.
Ryou somewhere in a corner: L-lap dog...
Aya: You know I expected you to hurt Joey or Yugi, but not Ryou. I mean, he's just a poor helpless pup-....person.
Ami: Yeah. Considering the fact you made Bakura kiss you.
Aki shrugging: You'll have to expect a surprise sometime. Besides, everyone was bond to realize that.
Yugi: I treat Ryou like a lap dog?
Ami: Duh.
Aya: Haven't you been listening to what we've been talking about?
Aki: ANYWAYS:
Yugi gets his clothes eaten by Joey the dog and he runs around naked while we all laugh.
Joey: What the fu-
Aya: CONTINUE, Aki
Aki: Thank you Aya:
Kaiba does a lap dance on Joey.
Joey: Why me?
Aya: AKI!
Aki: What?
Aya: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WRITING???
Aki looks down at her paper.
Aki: Whoops. Scratch that.
Joey and Aya in a relieved voice: Thank you.
Aki: 4. Joey does a lap dance on Kaiba.
Joey and Aya: WHAT THE FU-
Ami: CONTINUE, Aki.
Aki: Thank you dear sister:
Duke's gay.
Duke: I don't want any part in this.
Aki: 6. Duke's extremely gay.
Duke: What?
Aki: 7. Duke's so gay that he can't get any gayer.
Duke: What the hell?
Ami: Give me that list.
And with that, Ami snatches the piece of paper from Aki's little fingers.
Ami: ....(smiles) You mind if I read the rest?
Aki: I'd be insulted if you didn't.
Aya: Hey, they're actually getting along for once.
Joey: And we're suppose to 'cherish' this moment?
Aya: Well, yeah.
Joey: Hell will rise.
Ami: AS I WAS SAYING:
8. Duke's most definitely-
Duke: WE GET THE PICTURE.
Yugi: You can check on them.
Joey: As long as you give us that goddam list.
Aya: I knew you'd give in sometime.
Aki hands the group the piece of paper and prances out of the room along with Aya and Ami. Everyone sweat drops as they realize what they've done. They look down at the paper and nearly faint.
Yugi: We've been had.
Duke: There's nothing on here!
Ryou: What do you mean?
Duke showing everyone the 'blank' paper: Look! They've been fooling with us all along!
Joey: And you know what else is bad?
Mokuba: What?
Joey: I think they're gonna do those things on us anyway.
The five nod sadly as they realize this. They had been fooled by none other than the magnificent Aki and her lowly sidekick Ami followed along by her trusty partner, Aya.
Duke: We're screwed.
More nods.
:::Back to the Authoresses:::
Aya: Man, that was easy.
Aki: That's because I didn't want this chapter to be too long.
Ami: Lazy oaf.
Aya: I know! That's what I've been calling her too.
Ami: You know Aya, for once, I agree with you.
Aya: I'll take that as a compliment.
Ami: You should.
Aya: Thank you.
Ami: Your welcome.
Aki: That really hurts. That really, really hurts.
Aya: Hey, what are half sisters for?
Aki: Right...
Aya: Anyways, we have to see what those three are up to.
The group walks up to the kitchen door quietly, looking like rotten thieves out to steal riches beyond their wildest dreams.
They press their ears on the door and begin listening intently to the three Yami's conversation.
Bakura distastefully: What's that?
Yami: Baka. Isn't it obvious?
Malik: How's that going to help?
Yami: You've been stuck in a tomb for far too long, Malik.
Malik: Hey, I was guarding your soulless carcass you freak.
Yami sarcastically: Yes. And I'm sure you've made another man happy because of the riches you let him steal from MY tomb.
Malik: So? It's not like your going to use it anytime soon.
Yami: Be quiet will you?
Malik: Hmph.
Aya raises her head from the door and sighs.
Aya whispering: They're just fighting.
Ami whispering: Yeah, but there's more...listen...
Aki mumbling: They're talking about changing things into different colours....
Aya and Ami whispering: What???
With that, they begin listening intently again.
Malik: Hey, what? No!
Yami: Don't worry. If anything goes wrong, you can have mine.
Malik: Forget it! Your rod doesn't even work, Yami.
Yami: That's because mine isn't a rod, moron.
Bakura: Malik, it's not like we're going to kill it.
Malik: No! I'm attached to that thing!
Yami sarcastically: Yes Malik, We're all attached to our rods, now shut up. We have unfinished business to attend to.
Bakura: What colour? Black or gold?
Malik: Baka. My rod's already gold!
Bakura: Hm? Are you colour blind or something?
Yami: No, I think it is gold, but in a dirty way. Malik have you ever tried polishing?
Malik: No. That's ridiculous. Who's ever heard of someone polishing his own rod?
Yami: It works. Here, look at mine...Wait. Yugi has mine. Bakura, do you have yours?
Bakura: No. I let the runt look after it.
Malik: You guys need to get organized.
Bakura: Like I care. Here, give me the brown dye.
They three girls wait silently as they heard muffled sounds in the background.
Malik: My r-rod! It's turning brown!
Yami: Hm....so it does work.
Bakura: It looks more like a chocolate colour.
Malik sarcastically: My rod's now chocolate. Wonderful.
Yami: Don't worry. It looks bitter anyway.
Malik: My rod is NOT bitter.
Yami: Just a thought.
Aya, Ami, and Aki raise their heads and look at each other awkwardly.
Aya: Why the hell are they colouring Malik's rod?
Ami: Good question, but do you really want to know?
Aya: No!
Aki: Exactly.
Ami: Well, at least we know what they're doing.
Aya: What? So we should waltz back into the living room and tell the other's that they're turning Malik's rod brown and feel like eating it because it looks like chocolate?
Aki and Ami: ....
Aki: You know, you take the fun right out of everything.
Aya: Hey, what are half sisters for?
Ami: Let's listen some more just to make sure they're actually 'doing something'.
So, the three place their heads back to the door and listen, and with no surprise, they hear Yami and Malik bickering again.
Malik: Yami, you turd! You screwed my rod! How the hell am I suppose to use it now?
Yami: It looks fine, Malik. It's just the colour.
Malik: Colour? Colour?! This use to be gold! Now look at it! It looks like someone used it to wipe his ass with.
Yami: Baka. No fool would use a rod to wipe their own 'ass' with.
Bakura: Would you two cut it out? I can feel three presences lurking behind the door.
Aya, Ami, Aki with sweat drops: ....(crawls away slowly)
Yami: Hm? You're right. I can feel it too.
Aya, Ami, Aki with more sweat drops: .....(crawls away slowly)
Malik: Yeah. And they feel like authoresses.
Aya, Ami, Aki with even more sweat drops: .....(crawls away slowly)
Yami: Maybe one of us should check it out.
Aya, Ami, Aki with extremely more sweat drops: .....(crawls away slowly until they reached the other room)
Bakura: Wait. The presence is gone.
Malik grinning evilly: Good. Now we have work to do.
Yami with raised eyebrows: Like what?
Malik hits Yami with his 'interesting' looking Millennium Rod.
Malik: Baka. For starters, we change back my rod.
Yami rubbing his head in pain: Geez. You know, you could just wash it off. The thing's not permanent.
Malik in a snapping voice: It better not be permanent.
:::Living Room:::
The three authoresses slam into the room in a rushed fashion, looking completely beat out and exhausted. The five boys stand up from the couch that they were lying on and looked at them expectantly.
Joey: Well?
Aki panting: Well, what?
Duke: What are they doing in there?
The three girls look at each other, exchanging quick glances.
Aki: Aya, do you love me?
Aya: Sometimes.
Ami: Let me guess.
All three girls in a dull voice, except for Aya: When I'm not loving you, I'm loving Seto.
Duke with a clueless face: Come again?
Aya: Never mind...Well, Yami and Bakura took Malik's rod, trying to change it brown. They found out it looked like bitter chocolate and are deciding whether to eat it or not.
Yugi: That's terrible!
Ryou with his face turning a tad too green: I not feeling so well anymore.
Mokuba nonetheless, completely clueless: What are you all talking about? What's a rod?
Ami and Aki quickly go to Mokuba and cover his ears, shaking their heads sadly.
Aki: A rod is a fishing pole.
Ami: You don't need to know anymore than that.
Mokuba squirming: Hey! Let go!
Joey and Duke look at each other before breaking into a nervous laugh.
Duke: Seriously Aya. What are they doing?
Aya: Yami and Bakura took Malik's rod, trying to change it brown. They found out it looked like bitter chocolate and are deciding whether to eat it or not.
Joey: No, seriously.
Ami: She's telling the truth, idiot.
Ryou: They're turning Malik's rod into chocolate?
Aki: No! They turned it brown, but it looks like chocolate and they think it's bitter.
Yugi: They're eating his rod right now?
Aki shrugging: Probably.
Ryou: How awful!
Joey: Disgusting more like it. I'm mean how is he-*gets a glare from Aya*
Aya in a stern voice: There's a child in this room right now, Joey.
Joey: Err, right.
Mokuba still trying to swat away Aki and Ami's hands: What? Hey! Get your hands off me! I can't hear a thing.
Aki and Ami: Exactly.
Duke: They're literally trying to eat it?
Ami: I guess.
Joey: The whole thing?
Aki: I hope so. I would look very disturbing if he goes to the washroom with a half eaten-
Aya: Aki!
Aki: What?
Yugi: This is terrible. How could they think to eat a Millennium Item? Let alone the Millennium Rod.
Ryou nodding sympathetically: I agree Yugi.
There was a pause in which the rest of the group gave each other weird glances. Finally they all rested their eyes on a puzzled Yugi and Ryou.
Aya: You mean....
Ami: They were talking about...
Aki: The Millennium Rod all along?
Yugi in a shocked yet confused voice: Of course! What were you all thinking about?
More quick glances.
Aki: Well, that explained the gold rod part.
Ryou: Is there another theory explaining what they meant about a 'rod'?
Joey laughs nervously at Ryou and the rest follow suit.
Joey nervously: Of course not! We knew it was the Millennium Rod all along, right?
Duke: Yes! What did you think we were talking about?
Yugi: I dunno, I-
Aya, Ami, and Aki: Exactly.
Duke: Hm? What's that noise?
End.
*****
Althe: Gomen! Had to end it there. --;;; Hey, don't give me that look. I'm already entering the '18 page' sign.
I'll update again soon..
R+R~!
Ja ne!
:::The True Story of the Finger:::
There was once a stupid boy in our Tech Ed teacher's (Mrs. G) class. One day, when he was using a machine called a, sandel, and thought he could follow the thing with his finger.
Before I say anymore, let me tell you what a sandel is. The thing is used for making the top round part of a bat and for making bowls and such. Obviously, the sandel spins. Also, there's this little hole somewhere on the machine that spins and is about a size of a 'finger' except a bit bigger.
Now, the boy thought he could put his own 'finger' into that particular hole.
Well, guess what?
His finger snapped right out of his tiny little, fragile hand.
Ah, but a finger must have a vein.
Now, the finger and that blue vein thingy that's elasticy are spinning in the hole, turning and turning while the boy's screaming, "MY FINGER MY FINGER!!!"
Blood is everywhere and the boy's like, in total pain.
The boy now looks like he's born with four fingers.
The End.
Morale: Don't be stupid.
The Real Morale: Never stick your finger in moving objects.