Althe: La li ho! Heh heh heh^-^ Got into a Gravitation craze. Sigh...Yuki
Eiri takes all your problems away...XD
Anyways, after reading kikoken's review I've realized something..which can be either good or bad--;;;
I only have three reviewers.
Hell, I thought to myself. Why not put them all in my fic?
So here's the deal.
Kikoken, WolfKeeper989? You hearing this? You get to be in my fic! ^_______^ Cheers! (Modern-Eponine, you're already in my fic so I'm not gonna do anything about you :p)
Not in this chapter though^^;;;
E-mail me or review me about how you want your personality to be and how you look etc etc.
And in the next chappie...your in!...as a special guest^^;;;
AND as an extra bonus...you two get to be sacrificed!!! Isn't that wonderful? And Aya thought I was stupid and crazy^^;;;
~*~*~*~*
This fic and chapter is especially dedicated to: Aya AKA Modern-Eponine
:::Let's Dare:::
7. Aya
*****
Malik rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
All three were staring at three glasses that appeared to be filled with water. Though, in reality, the liquid was contained with stuff that made you loose brain cells and damages your liver until it explodes.
Malik: There you have it! Three alcoholic drinks that look like water!
Bakura: Hurry up now. We don't want the others to get suspicious.
Yami: Wait.
Bakura sighing: What's wrong now?
Yami: Once we put these glasses onto the tray, it'll be impossible for us to tell which glass is really water and which is ours.
Bakura: What's your point pharaoh?
Yami: What if we get the glasses mixed up? What if we get water instead and some other lucky fool gets our alcohol?
Malik blinking in realization: You're right!
Bakura snarling: What can we do about it?
Malik: Baka! We'll just fill three more glasses!
Yami: Right on Malik!
And so the three Yami's grab three more glasses of water, drain it from its original contents and begin filling it with all the whisky and rum they could conjure up.
After, they dropped a couple of clear food colouring into the cups, they had their new and improved 'water'.
Malik: There! Now we have a better chance of getting out drinks.
Yami: But what if the last two water cups somehow get to us? Then only one of us will have our alcohol!
Bakura: Don't be stupid! That's practically impossible.
Yami shaking his head in a serious fashion: We can't take chances Bakura! This is alcohol we're talking about! ALCOHOL!!!
Bakura: All right, all right, already! By the son of Rah, I have never seen you so excited about something since they discovered the shadow realm.
And so the three repeated the same steps as before with the last two glasses.
Once they were done, the three beamed proudly at their finished work.
Yami in triumph: There. Now none of us can get mixed up.
Bakura: Pharaoh, this may be in fact the cleverest idea you have ever thought of.
Yami: Thank you tomb robber. I'll take that as a compliment.
Malik: Let's go. The others are waiting.
And with that, Malik places the glasses back into the tray. The three Yamis then brush out of the kitchen and into the living room.
:::Living Room:::
Duke: Hm? What's that noise?
The others strained their ears has they heard some strange noises from the other room, then, suddenly Yami screamed out, 'ALCOHOL!!!' which made the group jump in surprise. After that, there was silence.
Everyone gave each other worried glances.
Before anyone could conjure up the power to speak, Yami, Bakura, and Malik slammed into the room.
Malik: Drinks all around!
And with that they handed out a glass to everyone in the room.
Aya sniffed her glass cautiously then pulled away, wrinkling her nose.
Aya: What is this stuff?
Ami: It appears to be water.
Aya: Baka. I know that, but what's in it?
Aki: H2O.
Aya: No, it smells like..like..
Malik: Alcohol?
As the words tumbled out of Malik's mouth, both Yami and Bakura slammed their foot onto Malik's in unison. Malik yelped in pain and fury, almost spilling his drink on his shirt.
Aya snapping her fingers: Yeah! That's right! It smells like alcohol!
More glances and stares.
Bakura: Don't be stupid, women. Of course it's not wat-alcohol! Does it look like alcohol?
Aya: No..but-
Bakura interrupting: Then it's not alcohol. Now drink up.
Everyone looked at each other gloomily, then raised their glasses as if to give a toast to their shortening life. In unison, the group gulped down their drink.
Almost instantly, you could see red flush seep onto everyone's cheeks. Not a good sign.
And to fear the worst, everyone's voices sounded slurred..as if they were drunk.
Aki: You know what?
Ami: What?
Aki: Dis tastes nothin' like water.
Joey: What does it taste like?
Aki: Dis tastes like booze.
And with that, they all laughed.
Malik: What did you dink this was? Water?
More laughs.
Yami growled at Mokuba.
Yami: Punk. You're not s'pose to drink booze.
Mokuba: I'm not drinking booze. I'm drinking watta.
More and more laughs..then silence.
Duke: So..whatcha wanna do?
Yugi: I dunno.
Aya: Let's play tuth or dare.
Aki: Watt and watt?
Aya: Tuth and dare!
Ami: Ruth and wear?
Aya: Dis is why you're so pathedic. You can't say nuthin' right dese dayz.
Ryou: I dink she said 'Truth or Dare'.
Ami and Aki: Oh.
Malik slamming his palm on the table: I'm going first! I pick dare!
Everyone except for Malik huddle together into a circle. After many minutes of discussing jack, they faced Malik once more.
Joey: We dare you to kiss Ami.
Ami: Hey! I thought it was to moon Kaiba!
Aki: Meh. You 'ave to realize dat we're drunk right now.
Malik waving his hand dismissively: No problem!
And with that, he grabs Yami by the face and gives him a mouth-to-mouth kiss.
Yami wiping his mouth and spitting: Baka! Da man said AMI not YAMI.
Malik: Really? Opps.
Joey: My turn! Truth.
Aki: O'kay. I 'ave one for yeh..is it true dat you're love Seto Kai-
Joey interrupting: For Christ sake already! I'll choose dare!
Duke: I knew you'd come threw.
Bakura: I dare you to...kiss Ami.
Ami: Why me?
Aya: AHA!!! I KNEW IT! YOU ARE A PLAYER!!!
Ami: What? We're playin' truth or dare. It dun count.
Aki: Of course it counts!
Aya: I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
Joey: Dang. Does it have to be kissin'? Can't I just hug?
Bakura: You either kiss or answer to Malik's dick.
Malik: What? What did you say about mah dick?
Joey: Fine.
And with that, he grabs Yami by the face and gives him a mouth-to-mouth kiss.
Yami wiping his mouth and spitting: BLAST IT!!! Da man said AMI not YAMI!!!
Joey: Opps. Mah bad.
Bakura: I choose dare.
Mokuba: I dare you to kiss Yami.
Everyone stared at Mokuba, dumbstruck.
Aya: Since when did you learn such naughty dings?
Mokuba: Since now.
Ami: Monkey see monkey do.
Bakura shook his head in disgust.
And with that, he grabs Yami by the face and gives him a mouth-to-mouth kiss.
Yami wiping his mouth and spitting: DAMMIT BAKURA!!! Da man said AMI not YAMI!!!
Bakura: Baka. He said Yami NOT Ami.
Ami: Yep.
Yami: Oh. Mah bad.
Mokuba: Dare.
Aki: Ohohoho! My turn! I dare you to get you're brother drunk.
Aya: Why do you want 'im to do dat?
Aki winks at Aya.
Aki: Isn't it obvious?
Aya: Eh?
Aki: Da drunk are always da vulnerable.
Aya: So?
More winks.
Mokuba: Dat's easy.
Ami: Do we still 'ave more beer?
Yami: Plenty
Malik: Tons
Aya: O'kay. Malik, Bakura, and I will prepare the drinks.
Duke with raised eyebrows: Come again?
But the three were already gone.
Aki: Geez. She must be excited
Ryou: About what?
Aki: Getting Kaiba drunk
Yugi: Why would she want dat?
Yami: 'Cause we're drunk. Dat's why.
More laughs.
:::Kaiba's Office:::
Kaiba couldn't help but let out an involuntary shiver. Something was coming. Something big. And it wasn't good.
He lay back in his black leather chair, closing his eyes and taking slow easy breaths. He felt as if he had missed a flight of stairs and was tumbling down towards the landing.
He felt like Mokuba was drunk and was about to betray him.
:::Kitchen:::
Aya: How do ya make da drink?
Malik: You just add liquor
Aya: How much?
Bakura: Everything
Aya: Everything?
Bakura: Everything
Aya looks and the opened wooden cupboards around her and the dark marble counter filled with empty or smashed up beer bottles.
At this point, she was surprised to find herself still standing and not at the hospital right now, getting pumped from alcohol poisoning.
Other than that, the kitchen was a mess.
Malik: Da drink should have added booze in it...as a surprise
Bakura nodding in agreement: Good plan
Aya: Just one problem
Malik: Nani?
Aya: Where's the booze?
The three look around the kitchen. Nothing. They had used all the alcohol on the other drinks.
Malik: Great. What do we do now?
Aya: There's a cellar down the hall
Bakura: What's your point?
Aya: There's alcohol down there
Malik: Bakura and I will ghet dem.
Aya: An' I'll stay here
Bakura and Malik drag each out of the kitchen in a sluggish fashion. Aya sat herself down quietly in a high wooden stool.
There, she waited.
And waited.
And waited.
:::Living Room:::
Everyone was laughing and singing as any usual drunk would. Though, in every drunk fiasco, there is always at least one drunk that is low, tired, beat up, and on the verge of suicide. That would be Aki.
Ami turns from beating the living crap out of Joey for pulling down her pants and looks at her sister with a frown.
Ami: What's wrong with you? (Why am I even caring about you?)
Aki sadly: I don't know. I feel...guilty
Ami sighed. Feeling guilty could mean a lot of things for her sister. Especially since she had committed more crimes than anyone in the room combine.
Ami: What now? Feeling guilty that you split coke on the floor? Feeling guilty that you didn't kill me? Feeling guilty that you once loved a gay guy in our school?
Aki: No, no, no. It's not that. It's..about Kaiba.
Ami with raised eyebrows: Kaiba? You feel guilty about Kaiba?
Aki: Of course.
Ami: Let me get this straight. Your sad..because of Kaiba?
Aki: Well, actually...no. It's more about Aya.
Ami: Aya?
Aki: Yeah...Aya and Seto.
Ami sighing: What is it now? Afraid Snuffles (=That's Kaiba!) will get Aya pregnant? Afraid Aya might kidnap Seto? Afraid they will elope?
Aki: Those are some of them..actually, I wouldn't mind if they eloped. I'm just worried Aya might crash at my place 'cause of that, but that's beside the point. I think Aya hates me.
Ami sarcastically: No, really! I thought she loved you!
Aki: Me too! But now... I don't know.
Ami in a questioning tone: Know what?
Aki: Should I torture Kaiba? I mean, what if Aya hates that?
Ami shrugging: So? Why would we care?
Aki: 'Cause we love her! Dat's why!
There was silence with the two as they stared at each other. Then...
There was laughter.
Ami: Loving Aya! Hah! Dat's a good one!
Aki: I should shtop drinking. It's makin' me feel funny...
Ami: Dun worry. Aya'll understand. She'll forgive you.
Aki shaking her head: No she won't! I asked her today dat if I killed Seto, would she kill me!
Ami: What did she say?
Aki: Yes she'll kill me
Ami: Meh, what can you exscept?
Aki: Nothin'!
Ami: Exsactly!
The two girls grab a bottle of whiskey lying on the floor and toasted one another.
Aki: To freedom!
Ami: To fat!
They raised their glasses and chugged it down.
After a few minutes of silence between the two, they heard a loud shriek come from the other room.
Joey and Duke paused from their game of Chopsticks.
Duke: What was dat?
Joey: Dunno. 'ey! Ami! Isn't dat your friend, what's her face?
Yugi: You mean Aya?
Joey: Yeah. Aya.
Ryou: It sounds as if she's in throuble
Aki swaying a bit from too much alcohol: Nah! She's...fine! Fine, fine, fine!
Ami hiccupping: She's a cockroach! No matter how much you try, you can't kill her!
Aki: Trhust meh! We tried to khill 'er many, many, MANY times! (= I'm a terrible drunk--;;;)
Ami: All atthempts failed!...do 'ou wanna check on 'er?
Mokuba: If you want
With that, the group got up from their seats and walked out of the door quietly, like a pack of robbers. Except they weren't stealing any gold. They were trying to eavesdrop on the dear authoress.
Aki stops, holding her hand out to the rest.
Aki: Wait, maybe we shouldn't eavesdrop on her
Ami sighing in an irritated fashion: Why? Is it because you're afraid she might kill you?
Aki: No! By all means, she can kill me, it's just that...
Duke: Just what?
Aki: Ah, what the heck, let's spy on 'er!
And with that, the group continue walking.
:::Cellar:::
Bakura and Malik walk down the dingy old wooden staircase, searching the dark room fruitlessly for a light switch. It was pitch black down in the cold cement room, with no windows or heat.
Malik: I feel like I'm back in that tomb again.
Bakura: Good for you. Now help me find a switch. I can't bloody well see anything
Malik stretches his arms out in front of him, as to not collide into anything that would scar him for life.
He soon came upon a cool bulb that appeared to have not been used in years.
Malik: I found the bulb, but I can't find the switch
Bakura: Hm? Baka. This bulb is dead
Malik: Damn. How are we going to see?
Bakura: We'll just feel our way, now come on.
Malik feeling through the bottles of wine: I feel like an idiot
Bakura sarcastically: Don't we all?
The two grab as much liquor as their arms could fill, and slowly head up stairs.
Malik: Are you sure we're going the right direction?
Bakura: Of course we are! Do you see any other stairs around here?
Malik: No, but-
Bakura: Then there are no other stairs than this one! Now hurry up!
Malik: Geez, Bakura. What's wrong with you? I never knew how alcohol could affect your health this much...
Bakura: Shut up
The two yami's step out of the cellar and look around their new surroundings, blinking in the blinding light.
Malik: Baka. I told you we were going to the wrong stairs
Bakura: Why do you say that?
Malik: 'Cause we're in front of Yami's freakin' tomb. That's why
Bakura looks more closely at the scenery in front of him.
They were in front of Yami's freakin' tomb.
:::Kitchen:::
As you can see, Aya is sitting impatiently in her chair, tapping her feet in a rhythmic tune.
Aya: What's taking them so long?
She sits there silently, absentmindedly starting to hum softly to herself and looking around the oddly clean kitchen. (=The kitchen cleaned itself by magic^-^)
The marble counter and table were spotless and the tile floor looked peachy. The wooden cupboards and furniture looked in tack and the stove and oven dirt free.
Aya was going to puke.
She never imagined Kaiba to be so...clean. It looked as if he kept everything in plastic wrapping. Mint condition. No dirt. Everything clean to the last few inches of its life.
She was going blind by the shiny objects surrounding her.
She was going deaf by the silence that made time stand still.
She was going insane.
Aya: I can't stand it anymore! I actually miss Aki's wisecracks on things I didn't ever do!
Then, all of a sudden, as if Aki had heard her dear friend from the computer screen, Seto Kaiba pops into her mind, looking as gorgeous as ever. (= Oh my god, I'm making Kaiba look gay--;;;)
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: No Seto. Not now. I have to wait for Bakura and Malik to return
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: Seto, if I start thinking of you, Aki's going to make a fool out of me in front of millions of people who read this fic
Seto: But you're already thinking of me!
Aya: And I'm going to stop
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: Stop tempting me Seto! You're breaking all my good morals!
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: SETO! STOP IT! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!
Kaiba starts posing himself in front of Aya.
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: STOP IT YOU PERVERTED PIG!!! STOP!!!
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
:::The rest of the Gang:::
The gang is huddled up in front of the kitchen door, listening intently with their ears press to the wall.
Ami: I can't hear jack in there
Joey: I can hear muffled voices
Ryou: ...I think she's talking to someone
Yugi: How can that be? Aya's all alone in there
Aki: Geez, don't tell me...
Ami: Tell you what? You're the ungrateful fool writing this fic
Aki: Well, I don't know half the stuff I'm writing in here okay??? I didn't even want Malik and Bakura to end up in front of Yami's tomb!
Duke: What?
Yami: My tomb?! What do you mean, authoress?
Aki slaps her hand in front of her mouth.
Aki: Opps. Did I say that out loud?
Ami: You know what? If Aya was here, she'd say that it was YOUR mouth that never closes. Not mine.
Aki: Well excuse me for living!
Yami grabs Aki by the collar.
Yami: Speak! Why are they at my tomb?
Aki nervously: If I told you I had no idea, would you believe me?
Yami: Don't be an idiot
Yugi: Yami! Put her down!
Yami: She let a tomb robber and tomb keeper waltz into my tomb! It's not about her life that's in stake! It's my fortune and dead bandaged up body!
Ryou: But Malik is there. He wouldn't let any harm come to your body or fortune
Duke: Scratch that one Ryou. Last time I checked, Yami was robbed twice. All on Malik's watch
Mokuba: That's terrible!
Ami sarcastically: I know!
Aki: You idiot of a sister! I'm being threatened here! Help?!
Ami: Hmm..let me think about that...No
Yami shaking Aki furiously: Speak!!! Why are they there??? What are you plotting??? MY DEMISE???
Before Aki could answer him, they hear Aya screaming frantically in the other room. They quickly resume their places at the door and begin listening intently.
Aya: NO!!! NO!!! STOP!!!
Mokuba lifting his head up: What's she talking about?
Ami: Mokuba! Go to your room! You're not allowed to hear such foul things!
Mokuba: Aw! But-
Aki pointing back at the living room: No buts. Kaiba's going to kill us even more if we let you hear this
Duke: Who's Aya talking to?
Joey: Dunno. I don't hear any other voice except for her's
They begin listening intently again as Mokuba strolls to the living room in a sulking fashion.
Aya: NO!!! NOT THAT ONE!!! STOP IT SETO!! STOP!!!
Joey: Holy cow. Seto Kaiba's in there?!
Yugi: That can't be right. Why would Kaiba be-
Aya: NO!!!
They begin listening again.
Aya: STOP, STOP, STOP!!! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!
Ryou raising his head nervously: I don't think we should be listening to this
Ami: And miss out on Aya's humiliation? Forget it
Ryou: But...
Ami waving her hand dismissively: She's not doing anything. She's just screaming
More intensive listening.
Aya: NOT THERE SETO!!! NOT THERE!!! STOP-WAIT!! GO BACK!!! GO BACK!!!
Aki stuffs her fist up her mouth to keep from bursting into fits of laughter.
Duke in a disgusted tone: What's so funny? It's disturbing!
Ami giggling: Nothing...Just keep on listening
Aya: Seto Kaiba! Stop it! It hurts!
Ryou turning a shade of green: I think I need to lie down a bit
Aki pulls him back to the ground as he got up.
Aki: Get over it. Aya wouldn't sink that low
Ami: Oh my god!
Aki with a raised eyebrow: What?
Ami: You're defending her!
Aki with a confused expression on her face: Eh?
Ami: You never defend her!
Aki shrugging: Expect new things-
Aya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP IT SETO!!! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!!!
Kaiba in a icy voice: What the hell is she screaming about?
Everyone jumps at Seto Kaiba's voice. They turn their heads ever so slightly, but soon feared the worse.
Seto didn't look happy. Well, he never looks happy, but that's beside the point. I'm talking about the unhappiness you get when someone breaks your vase or draws stupid pictures about you in detailed ways.
I'm talking about the weird annoying stupid idiots who thinks talking about other people's asses will get them noticed (in a happy way).
That's the kind of 'unhappiness' Kaiba is experiencing right now. Except, his is with finding Mokuba lying on the floor in the other room with scattered whiskey bottles lying around him; his living room ruined, and finding six people listening to a mad women scream about him to stop whatever the hell he's suppose to be doing in there.
Kaiba roaring: What the hell is she doing in there?!
Yugi happily (= we're all still drunk. Don't think he's actually 'happy' to see Kaiba): Hi Kaiba!
Kaiba ignored Yugi's greeting, glaring at them all.
Kaiba: Why is my brother knocked out in the living room with whiskey surrounding him?!
Aki raising her hands in defeat: I swear to god I don't kno-
Kaiba in a furious tone: LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!
And with that, he punches the wall nearest to Ryou, making the innocent boy almost faint with fright.
Aya: KAIBA NO!!! NOT THERE!!! NOT THERE!!! STOP!!!
Kaiba with raised eyebrows, still cursing and glaring at them all: Why the hell is she screaming?! That idiot is giving me a headache!
Ami: You wanna check on her? 'Cause I'm not. God only knows what she's doing in there.
Joey shaking his head: I've already heard enough. Me and Yug are heading back to the living room
Ryou stuttering: I-I t-think I'll c-c-come too
Yami: I'll be going with my hikari...
Aki grabs Yami by the shirt collar.
Aki: Oh no you don't. I just finished watching an episode about you dating Tea. We need to have a talk
Yami struggling to break free: I thought you liked Malik and Bakura!
Aki: Well, I'm going through this weird phase so live to like it
Ami shaking her head sadly: Can't you make up your mind?
Aki: Nope. Now, if you'd excuse us Seto. I really don't want to bother you and Ay-
Kaiba grabs all three of them by the necks and raise them a good two feet from the ground.
Kaiba: God help me if I have to-
Ami: Don't tell me. I don't want to hear this
Yami in a fit of fury: I am a pharaoh! I don't deserve such peasant like punishment!
Seto coolly: This is my house. I will treat you how I want to. Now, you will go in with me to the kitchen
Ami struggling: Why us? Why do... We...have to...accompany you?!
Seto coolly: Because she's your friend
Yami: Then why am I part of this? I don't even know her!
Aki: Forget it Yami. I'm not letting you come close to that big busted women (=Tea)
Seto dropped the three onto their butts and turned to the door.
He took a deep breath, then turned the knob.
The door swung over to reveal...
*****
Althe: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I was landing on the twenty pages! What could I do? Go waltzing into page thirty?!
^_^ Update soon!...in the distant future! ^^;;;
Remember Kikoken and WolfKeeper989! Review or e-mail me at doomed_for_eternity@hotmail.com and give me your personality, looks, etc etc because you're gonna be in my next few chapters as my special guests!
(PS Tell me which YGO character you like *winkwinkwink*)
R+R~!
PPS Aya, don't kill me. This chapter was done as a misunderstanding^^;;; A COMPLETE misunderstanding!
PPPS Ami called you a cockroach. Not me...correction. Now she's saying that you're a weasel.
Ja ne!
Anyways, after reading kikoken's review I've realized something..which can be either good or bad--;;;
I only have three reviewers.
Hell, I thought to myself. Why not put them all in my fic?
So here's the deal.
Kikoken, WolfKeeper989? You hearing this? You get to be in my fic! ^_______^ Cheers! (Modern-Eponine, you're already in my fic so I'm not gonna do anything about you :p)
Not in this chapter though^^;;;
E-mail me or review me about how you want your personality to be and how you look etc etc.
And in the next chappie...your in!...as a special guest^^;;;
AND as an extra bonus...you two get to be sacrificed!!! Isn't that wonderful? And Aya thought I was stupid and crazy^^;;;
~*~*~*~*
This fic and chapter is especially dedicated to: Aya AKA Modern-Eponine
:::Let's Dare:::
7. Aya
*****
Malik rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
All three were staring at three glasses that appeared to be filled with water. Though, in reality, the liquid was contained with stuff that made you loose brain cells and damages your liver until it explodes.
Malik: There you have it! Three alcoholic drinks that look like water!
Bakura: Hurry up now. We don't want the others to get suspicious.
Yami: Wait.
Bakura sighing: What's wrong now?
Yami: Once we put these glasses onto the tray, it'll be impossible for us to tell which glass is really water and which is ours.
Bakura: What's your point pharaoh?
Yami: What if we get the glasses mixed up? What if we get water instead and some other lucky fool gets our alcohol?
Malik blinking in realization: You're right!
Bakura snarling: What can we do about it?
Malik: Baka! We'll just fill three more glasses!
Yami: Right on Malik!
And so the three Yami's grab three more glasses of water, drain it from its original contents and begin filling it with all the whisky and rum they could conjure up.
After, they dropped a couple of clear food colouring into the cups, they had their new and improved 'water'.
Malik: There! Now we have a better chance of getting out drinks.
Yami: But what if the last two water cups somehow get to us? Then only one of us will have our alcohol!
Bakura: Don't be stupid! That's practically impossible.
Yami shaking his head in a serious fashion: We can't take chances Bakura! This is alcohol we're talking about! ALCOHOL!!!
Bakura: All right, all right, already! By the son of Rah, I have never seen you so excited about something since they discovered the shadow realm.
And so the three repeated the same steps as before with the last two glasses.
Once they were done, the three beamed proudly at their finished work.
Yami in triumph: There. Now none of us can get mixed up.
Bakura: Pharaoh, this may be in fact the cleverest idea you have ever thought of.
Yami: Thank you tomb robber. I'll take that as a compliment.
Malik: Let's go. The others are waiting.
And with that, Malik places the glasses back into the tray. The three Yamis then brush out of the kitchen and into the living room.
:::Living Room:::
Duke: Hm? What's that noise?
The others strained their ears has they heard some strange noises from the other room, then, suddenly Yami screamed out, 'ALCOHOL!!!' which made the group jump in surprise. After that, there was silence.
Everyone gave each other worried glances.
Before anyone could conjure up the power to speak, Yami, Bakura, and Malik slammed into the room.
Malik: Drinks all around!
And with that they handed out a glass to everyone in the room.
Aya sniffed her glass cautiously then pulled away, wrinkling her nose.
Aya: What is this stuff?
Ami: It appears to be water.
Aya: Baka. I know that, but what's in it?
Aki: H2O.
Aya: No, it smells like..like..
Malik: Alcohol?
As the words tumbled out of Malik's mouth, both Yami and Bakura slammed their foot onto Malik's in unison. Malik yelped in pain and fury, almost spilling his drink on his shirt.
Aya snapping her fingers: Yeah! That's right! It smells like alcohol!
More glances and stares.
Bakura: Don't be stupid, women. Of course it's not wat-alcohol! Does it look like alcohol?
Aya: No..but-
Bakura interrupting: Then it's not alcohol. Now drink up.
Everyone looked at each other gloomily, then raised their glasses as if to give a toast to their shortening life. In unison, the group gulped down their drink.
Almost instantly, you could see red flush seep onto everyone's cheeks. Not a good sign.
And to fear the worst, everyone's voices sounded slurred..as if they were drunk.
Aki: You know what?
Ami: What?
Aki: Dis tastes nothin' like water.
Joey: What does it taste like?
Aki: Dis tastes like booze.
And with that, they all laughed.
Malik: What did you dink this was? Water?
More laughs.
Yami growled at Mokuba.
Yami: Punk. You're not s'pose to drink booze.
Mokuba: I'm not drinking booze. I'm drinking watta.
More and more laughs..then silence.
Duke: So..whatcha wanna do?
Yugi: I dunno.
Aya: Let's play tuth or dare.
Aki: Watt and watt?
Aya: Tuth and dare!
Ami: Ruth and wear?
Aya: Dis is why you're so pathedic. You can't say nuthin' right dese dayz.
Ryou: I dink she said 'Truth or Dare'.
Ami and Aki: Oh.
Malik slamming his palm on the table: I'm going first! I pick dare!
Everyone except for Malik huddle together into a circle. After many minutes of discussing jack, they faced Malik once more.
Joey: We dare you to kiss Ami.
Ami: Hey! I thought it was to moon Kaiba!
Aki: Meh. You 'ave to realize dat we're drunk right now.
Malik waving his hand dismissively: No problem!
And with that, he grabs Yami by the face and gives him a mouth-to-mouth kiss.
Yami wiping his mouth and spitting: Baka! Da man said AMI not YAMI.
Malik: Really? Opps.
Joey: My turn! Truth.
Aki: O'kay. I 'ave one for yeh..is it true dat you're love Seto Kai-
Joey interrupting: For Christ sake already! I'll choose dare!
Duke: I knew you'd come threw.
Bakura: I dare you to...kiss Ami.
Ami: Why me?
Aya: AHA!!! I KNEW IT! YOU ARE A PLAYER!!!
Ami: What? We're playin' truth or dare. It dun count.
Aki: Of course it counts!
Aya: I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
Joey: Dang. Does it have to be kissin'? Can't I just hug?
Bakura: You either kiss or answer to Malik's dick.
Malik: What? What did you say about mah dick?
Joey: Fine.
And with that, he grabs Yami by the face and gives him a mouth-to-mouth kiss.
Yami wiping his mouth and spitting: BLAST IT!!! Da man said AMI not YAMI!!!
Joey: Opps. Mah bad.
Bakura: I choose dare.
Mokuba: I dare you to kiss Yami.
Everyone stared at Mokuba, dumbstruck.
Aya: Since when did you learn such naughty dings?
Mokuba: Since now.
Ami: Monkey see monkey do.
Bakura shook his head in disgust.
And with that, he grabs Yami by the face and gives him a mouth-to-mouth kiss.
Yami wiping his mouth and spitting: DAMMIT BAKURA!!! Da man said AMI not YAMI!!!
Bakura: Baka. He said Yami NOT Ami.
Ami: Yep.
Yami: Oh. Mah bad.
Mokuba: Dare.
Aki: Ohohoho! My turn! I dare you to get you're brother drunk.
Aya: Why do you want 'im to do dat?
Aki winks at Aya.
Aki: Isn't it obvious?
Aya: Eh?
Aki: Da drunk are always da vulnerable.
Aya: So?
More winks.
Mokuba: Dat's easy.
Ami: Do we still 'ave more beer?
Yami: Plenty
Malik: Tons
Aya: O'kay. Malik, Bakura, and I will prepare the drinks.
Duke with raised eyebrows: Come again?
But the three were already gone.
Aki: Geez. She must be excited
Ryou: About what?
Aki: Getting Kaiba drunk
Yugi: Why would she want dat?
Yami: 'Cause we're drunk. Dat's why.
More laughs.
:::Kaiba's Office:::
Kaiba couldn't help but let out an involuntary shiver. Something was coming. Something big. And it wasn't good.
He lay back in his black leather chair, closing his eyes and taking slow easy breaths. He felt as if he had missed a flight of stairs and was tumbling down towards the landing.
He felt like Mokuba was drunk and was about to betray him.
:::Kitchen:::
Aya: How do ya make da drink?
Malik: You just add liquor
Aya: How much?
Bakura: Everything
Aya: Everything?
Bakura: Everything
Aya looks and the opened wooden cupboards around her and the dark marble counter filled with empty or smashed up beer bottles.
At this point, she was surprised to find herself still standing and not at the hospital right now, getting pumped from alcohol poisoning.
Other than that, the kitchen was a mess.
Malik: Da drink should have added booze in it...as a surprise
Bakura nodding in agreement: Good plan
Aya: Just one problem
Malik: Nani?
Aya: Where's the booze?
The three look around the kitchen. Nothing. They had used all the alcohol on the other drinks.
Malik: Great. What do we do now?
Aya: There's a cellar down the hall
Bakura: What's your point?
Aya: There's alcohol down there
Malik: Bakura and I will ghet dem.
Aya: An' I'll stay here
Bakura and Malik drag each out of the kitchen in a sluggish fashion. Aya sat herself down quietly in a high wooden stool.
There, she waited.
And waited.
And waited.
:::Living Room:::
Everyone was laughing and singing as any usual drunk would. Though, in every drunk fiasco, there is always at least one drunk that is low, tired, beat up, and on the verge of suicide. That would be Aki.
Ami turns from beating the living crap out of Joey for pulling down her pants and looks at her sister with a frown.
Ami: What's wrong with you? (Why am I even caring about you?)
Aki sadly: I don't know. I feel...guilty
Ami sighed. Feeling guilty could mean a lot of things for her sister. Especially since she had committed more crimes than anyone in the room combine.
Ami: What now? Feeling guilty that you split coke on the floor? Feeling guilty that you didn't kill me? Feeling guilty that you once loved a gay guy in our school?
Aki: No, no, no. It's not that. It's..about Kaiba.
Ami with raised eyebrows: Kaiba? You feel guilty about Kaiba?
Aki: Of course.
Ami: Let me get this straight. Your sad..because of Kaiba?
Aki: Well, actually...no. It's more about Aya.
Ami: Aya?
Aki: Yeah...Aya and Seto.
Ami sighing: What is it now? Afraid Snuffles (=That's Kaiba!) will get Aya pregnant? Afraid Aya might kidnap Seto? Afraid they will elope?
Aki: Those are some of them..actually, I wouldn't mind if they eloped. I'm just worried Aya might crash at my place 'cause of that, but that's beside the point. I think Aya hates me.
Ami sarcastically: No, really! I thought she loved you!
Aki: Me too! But now... I don't know.
Ami in a questioning tone: Know what?
Aki: Should I torture Kaiba? I mean, what if Aya hates that?
Ami shrugging: So? Why would we care?
Aki: 'Cause we love her! Dat's why!
There was silence with the two as they stared at each other. Then...
There was laughter.
Ami: Loving Aya! Hah! Dat's a good one!
Aki: I should shtop drinking. It's makin' me feel funny...
Ami: Dun worry. Aya'll understand. She'll forgive you.
Aki shaking her head: No she won't! I asked her today dat if I killed Seto, would she kill me!
Ami: What did she say?
Aki: Yes she'll kill me
Ami: Meh, what can you exscept?
Aki: Nothin'!
Ami: Exsactly!
The two girls grab a bottle of whiskey lying on the floor and toasted one another.
Aki: To freedom!
Ami: To fat!
They raised their glasses and chugged it down.
After a few minutes of silence between the two, they heard a loud shriek come from the other room.
Joey and Duke paused from their game of Chopsticks.
Duke: What was dat?
Joey: Dunno. 'ey! Ami! Isn't dat your friend, what's her face?
Yugi: You mean Aya?
Joey: Yeah. Aya.
Ryou: It sounds as if she's in throuble
Aki swaying a bit from too much alcohol: Nah! She's...fine! Fine, fine, fine!
Ami hiccupping: She's a cockroach! No matter how much you try, you can't kill her!
Aki: Trhust meh! We tried to khill 'er many, many, MANY times! (= I'm a terrible drunk--;;;)
Ami: All atthempts failed!...do 'ou wanna check on 'er?
Mokuba: If you want
With that, the group got up from their seats and walked out of the door quietly, like a pack of robbers. Except they weren't stealing any gold. They were trying to eavesdrop on the dear authoress.
Aki stops, holding her hand out to the rest.
Aki: Wait, maybe we shouldn't eavesdrop on her
Ami sighing in an irritated fashion: Why? Is it because you're afraid she might kill you?
Aki: No! By all means, she can kill me, it's just that...
Duke: Just what?
Aki: Ah, what the heck, let's spy on 'er!
And with that, the group continue walking.
:::Cellar:::
Bakura and Malik walk down the dingy old wooden staircase, searching the dark room fruitlessly for a light switch. It was pitch black down in the cold cement room, with no windows or heat.
Malik: I feel like I'm back in that tomb again.
Bakura: Good for you. Now help me find a switch. I can't bloody well see anything
Malik stretches his arms out in front of him, as to not collide into anything that would scar him for life.
He soon came upon a cool bulb that appeared to have not been used in years.
Malik: I found the bulb, but I can't find the switch
Bakura: Hm? Baka. This bulb is dead
Malik: Damn. How are we going to see?
Bakura: We'll just feel our way, now come on.
Malik feeling through the bottles of wine: I feel like an idiot
Bakura sarcastically: Don't we all?
The two grab as much liquor as their arms could fill, and slowly head up stairs.
Malik: Are you sure we're going the right direction?
Bakura: Of course we are! Do you see any other stairs around here?
Malik: No, but-
Bakura: Then there are no other stairs than this one! Now hurry up!
Malik: Geez, Bakura. What's wrong with you? I never knew how alcohol could affect your health this much...
Bakura: Shut up
The two yami's step out of the cellar and look around their new surroundings, blinking in the blinding light.
Malik: Baka. I told you we were going to the wrong stairs
Bakura: Why do you say that?
Malik: 'Cause we're in front of Yami's freakin' tomb. That's why
Bakura looks more closely at the scenery in front of him.
They were in front of Yami's freakin' tomb.
:::Kitchen:::
As you can see, Aya is sitting impatiently in her chair, tapping her feet in a rhythmic tune.
Aya: What's taking them so long?
She sits there silently, absentmindedly starting to hum softly to herself and looking around the oddly clean kitchen. (=The kitchen cleaned itself by magic^-^)
The marble counter and table were spotless and the tile floor looked peachy. The wooden cupboards and furniture looked in tack and the stove and oven dirt free.
Aya was going to puke.
She never imagined Kaiba to be so...clean. It looked as if he kept everything in plastic wrapping. Mint condition. No dirt. Everything clean to the last few inches of its life.
She was going blind by the shiny objects surrounding her.
She was going deaf by the silence that made time stand still.
She was going insane.
Aya: I can't stand it anymore! I actually miss Aki's wisecracks on things I didn't ever do!
Then, all of a sudden, as if Aki had heard her dear friend from the computer screen, Seto Kaiba pops into her mind, looking as gorgeous as ever. (= Oh my god, I'm making Kaiba look gay--;;;)
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: No Seto. Not now. I have to wait for Bakura and Malik to return
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: Seto, if I start thinking of you, Aki's going to make a fool out of me in front of millions of people who read this fic
Seto: But you're already thinking of me!
Aya: And I'm going to stop
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: Stop tempting me Seto! You're breaking all my good morals!
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: SETO! STOP IT! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!
Kaiba starts posing himself in front of Aya.
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: STOP IT YOU PERVERTED PIG!!! STOP!!!
Seto in Aya's mind: Think of me, think of me, think of me!
Aya: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
:::The rest of the Gang:::
The gang is huddled up in front of the kitchen door, listening intently with their ears press to the wall.
Ami: I can't hear jack in there
Joey: I can hear muffled voices
Ryou: ...I think she's talking to someone
Yugi: How can that be? Aya's all alone in there
Aki: Geez, don't tell me...
Ami: Tell you what? You're the ungrateful fool writing this fic
Aki: Well, I don't know half the stuff I'm writing in here okay??? I didn't even want Malik and Bakura to end up in front of Yami's tomb!
Duke: What?
Yami: My tomb?! What do you mean, authoress?
Aki slaps her hand in front of her mouth.
Aki: Opps. Did I say that out loud?
Ami: You know what? If Aya was here, she'd say that it was YOUR mouth that never closes. Not mine.
Aki: Well excuse me for living!
Yami grabs Aki by the collar.
Yami: Speak! Why are they at my tomb?
Aki nervously: If I told you I had no idea, would you believe me?
Yami: Don't be an idiot
Yugi: Yami! Put her down!
Yami: She let a tomb robber and tomb keeper waltz into my tomb! It's not about her life that's in stake! It's my fortune and dead bandaged up body!
Ryou: But Malik is there. He wouldn't let any harm come to your body or fortune
Duke: Scratch that one Ryou. Last time I checked, Yami was robbed twice. All on Malik's watch
Mokuba: That's terrible!
Ami sarcastically: I know!
Aki: You idiot of a sister! I'm being threatened here! Help?!
Ami: Hmm..let me think about that...No
Yami shaking Aki furiously: Speak!!! Why are they there??? What are you plotting??? MY DEMISE???
Before Aki could answer him, they hear Aya screaming frantically in the other room. They quickly resume their places at the door and begin listening intently.
Aya: NO!!! NO!!! STOP!!!
Mokuba lifting his head up: What's she talking about?
Ami: Mokuba! Go to your room! You're not allowed to hear such foul things!
Mokuba: Aw! But-
Aki pointing back at the living room: No buts. Kaiba's going to kill us even more if we let you hear this
Duke: Who's Aya talking to?
Joey: Dunno. I don't hear any other voice except for her's
They begin listening intently again as Mokuba strolls to the living room in a sulking fashion.
Aya: NO!!! NOT THAT ONE!!! STOP IT SETO!! STOP!!!
Joey: Holy cow. Seto Kaiba's in there?!
Yugi: That can't be right. Why would Kaiba be-
Aya: NO!!!
They begin listening again.
Aya: STOP, STOP, STOP!!! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!
Ryou raising his head nervously: I don't think we should be listening to this
Ami: And miss out on Aya's humiliation? Forget it
Ryou: But...
Ami waving her hand dismissively: She's not doing anything. She's just screaming
More intensive listening.
Aya: NOT THERE SETO!!! NOT THERE!!! STOP-WAIT!! GO BACK!!! GO BACK!!!
Aki stuffs her fist up her mouth to keep from bursting into fits of laughter.
Duke in a disgusted tone: What's so funny? It's disturbing!
Ami giggling: Nothing...Just keep on listening
Aya: Seto Kaiba! Stop it! It hurts!
Ryou turning a shade of green: I think I need to lie down a bit
Aki pulls him back to the ground as he got up.
Aki: Get over it. Aya wouldn't sink that low
Ami: Oh my god!
Aki with a raised eyebrow: What?
Ami: You're defending her!
Aki with a confused expression on her face: Eh?
Ami: You never defend her!
Aki shrugging: Expect new things-
Aya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP IT SETO!!! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!!!
Kaiba in a icy voice: What the hell is she screaming about?
Everyone jumps at Seto Kaiba's voice. They turn their heads ever so slightly, but soon feared the worse.
Seto didn't look happy. Well, he never looks happy, but that's beside the point. I'm talking about the unhappiness you get when someone breaks your vase or draws stupid pictures about you in detailed ways.
I'm talking about the weird annoying stupid idiots who thinks talking about other people's asses will get them noticed (in a happy way).
That's the kind of 'unhappiness' Kaiba is experiencing right now. Except, his is with finding Mokuba lying on the floor in the other room with scattered whiskey bottles lying around him; his living room ruined, and finding six people listening to a mad women scream about him to stop whatever the hell he's suppose to be doing in there.
Kaiba roaring: What the hell is she doing in there?!
Yugi happily (= we're all still drunk. Don't think he's actually 'happy' to see Kaiba): Hi Kaiba!
Kaiba ignored Yugi's greeting, glaring at them all.
Kaiba: Why is my brother knocked out in the living room with whiskey surrounding him?!
Aki raising her hands in defeat: I swear to god I don't kno-
Kaiba in a furious tone: LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!
And with that, he punches the wall nearest to Ryou, making the innocent boy almost faint with fright.
Aya: KAIBA NO!!! NOT THERE!!! NOT THERE!!! STOP!!!
Kaiba with raised eyebrows, still cursing and glaring at them all: Why the hell is she screaming?! That idiot is giving me a headache!
Ami: You wanna check on her? 'Cause I'm not. God only knows what she's doing in there.
Joey shaking his head: I've already heard enough. Me and Yug are heading back to the living room
Ryou stuttering: I-I t-think I'll c-c-come too
Yami: I'll be going with my hikari...
Aki grabs Yami by the shirt collar.
Aki: Oh no you don't. I just finished watching an episode about you dating Tea. We need to have a talk
Yami struggling to break free: I thought you liked Malik and Bakura!
Aki: Well, I'm going through this weird phase so live to like it
Ami shaking her head sadly: Can't you make up your mind?
Aki: Nope. Now, if you'd excuse us Seto. I really don't want to bother you and Ay-
Kaiba grabs all three of them by the necks and raise them a good two feet from the ground.
Kaiba: God help me if I have to-
Ami: Don't tell me. I don't want to hear this
Yami in a fit of fury: I am a pharaoh! I don't deserve such peasant like punishment!
Seto coolly: This is my house. I will treat you how I want to. Now, you will go in with me to the kitchen
Ami struggling: Why us? Why do... We...have to...accompany you?!
Seto coolly: Because she's your friend
Yami: Then why am I part of this? I don't even know her!
Aki: Forget it Yami. I'm not letting you come close to that big busted women (=Tea)
Seto dropped the three onto their butts and turned to the door.
He took a deep breath, then turned the knob.
The door swung over to reveal...
*****
Althe: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I was landing on the twenty pages! What could I do? Go waltzing into page thirty?!
^_^ Update soon!...in the distant future! ^^;;;
Remember Kikoken and WolfKeeper989! Review or e-mail me at doomed_for_eternity@hotmail.com and give me your personality, looks, etc etc because you're gonna be in my next few chapters as my special guests!
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PPS Aya, don't kill me. This chapter was done as a misunderstanding^^;;; A COMPLETE misunderstanding!
PPPS Ami called you a cockroach. Not me...correction. Now she's saying that you're a weasel.
Ja ne!