Disclaimer: I don't like piecrusts because they are too crusty. Oh yea! I
don't own Harry Potter or the Wizard of Oz or The Lord of the Rings, but I
do own most of my teeth! Oh by the way, sorry for not reviewing in forever;
I have my reasons.
~We're Off to See the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Hogwarts~
So anyways... Hermione, Ron, and that other one were walking down the red brick road because bricks are supposed to be red and along came this robot that looked a lot like Snape, but he spray painted himself silver.
Then Harry was like, "Hey man, are you off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Hogwarts?"
Then Hermione was like, "Hey! Whoa! Harry since when do you have glasses?" And then Harry melts away because having glasses was supposed to be a magical secret.
Now it's just down to Ron and Hermione and the silver Snape, oh and Smeagol cause he is just so cool, yet evil.
Then.umm.yea.so they are all off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of O... I mean Hogwarts. Then while they are skipping down the RED brick road Hermione's hair starts to fall out and Ron says, "This must be the work of the evil Longbottom!" And then everyone laughs because Longbottom is a funny name, and then Hermione cries because she is almost as bald as Smeagol.
And then they all start singing Alkaline Trio's song "We've Had Enough" cause that is one awesome song.
After a while they meet Alfred, Ron's long-lost eaten pet rock, and Ron and Alfred run to each other *slow motion of course* and after that they keep on traveling on to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Hogwarts.
And then.wait hold on I'm starting all my paragraphs with "And then".o well. they meet Malfoy but it's no normal Malfoy. This Malfoy has straw sticking out of him and he walks like a drunken man.
And then.haha there I go again. Harry comes back and says, " Sorry guys, I had to use the little boy's room." And then. umm. o yea. Hermione buys a wig because she is now bald and Ron buys a wig cause. well. he just needed one, and so did Smeagol.
And then they finally reach the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Hogwarts. And then the wizard *which is actually. umm. let's see. umm. o, I know! Jack Black* says to them, "Hey man look at me!" and he solves all their problems. And then they start singing "Hey Ya" by Outkast because that song is really popular, and I am not kidding you, I saw that music video on the Indian channel once.
And then the next day Harry, Ron, and baldy are back at Hogwarts...or are they? DUN, DUN, DUN!!!! .!
A/N: Did they actually come back to Hogwarts? Will Hermione be bald forever? Will Ron eat Alfred for the second time? Will Emma Watson ever stop looking like a man? Stay tuned and don't forget about all those little people that don't make a difference
ALKALINE TRIO IS THE BEST BAND EVER!
~We're Off to See the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Hogwarts~
So anyways... Hermione, Ron, and that other one were walking down the red brick road because bricks are supposed to be red and along came this robot that looked a lot like Snape, but he spray painted himself silver.
Then Harry was like, "Hey man, are you off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Hogwarts?"
Then Hermione was like, "Hey! Whoa! Harry since when do you have glasses?" And then Harry melts away because having glasses was supposed to be a magical secret.
Now it's just down to Ron and Hermione and the silver Snape, oh and Smeagol cause he is just so cool, yet evil.
Then.umm.yea.so they are all off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of O... I mean Hogwarts. Then while they are skipping down the RED brick road Hermione's hair starts to fall out and Ron says, "This must be the work of the evil Longbottom!" And then everyone laughs because Longbottom is a funny name, and then Hermione cries because she is almost as bald as Smeagol.
And then they all start singing Alkaline Trio's song "We've Had Enough" cause that is one awesome song.
After a while they meet Alfred, Ron's long-lost eaten pet rock, and Ron and Alfred run to each other *slow motion of course* and after that they keep on traveling on to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Hogwarts.
And then.wait hold on I'm starting all my paragraphs with "And then".o well. they meet Malfoy but it's no normal Malfoy. This Malfoy has straw sticking out of him and he walks like a drunken man.
And then.haha there I go again. Harry comes back and says, " Sorry guys, I had to use the little boy's room." And then. umm. o yea. Hermione buys a wig because she is now bald and Ron buys a wig cause. well. he just needed one, and so did Smeagol.
And then they finally reach the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Hogwarts. And then the wizard *which is actually. umm. let's see. umm. o, I know! Jack Black* says to them, "Hey man look at me!" and he solves all their problems. And then they start singing "Hey Ya" by Outkast because that song is really popular, and I am not kidding you, I saw that music video on the Indian channel once.
And then the next day Harry, Ron, and baldy are back at Hogwarts...or are they? DUN, DUN, DUN!!!! .!
A/N: Did they actually come back to Hogwarts? Will Hermione be bald forever? Will Ron eat Alfred for the second time? Will Emma Watson ever stop looking like a man? Stay tuned and don't forget about all those little people that don't make a difference
ALKALINE TRIO IS THE BEST BAND EVER!