Althe: avoiding cannon balls from angry reviewers
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!! ducks from another cannon ball I SHOULD HAVE UPDATED SOONER!!! ducks and runs
BUT I WAS BUSY........FOR A LONG TIME........WITH PROJECTS!!! runs
.........Why the hell am I yelling?
Dusting myself Well, ANYWAYS, I honestly tried updating (Ami: Yeah right) But I had things to do (Aya: Don't make me laugh) and I'm a busy man (Ami: That can't clean your own fish bowl) and need to study for tests (Aya: Oh please Aki. You never study. You just have extraordinary luck and manage to scrape a low B or A)
......... Do you hear voices? I think I hear voices. See what I mean? I'm being put with so much pressure that I'm now hearing voices in my head! That's why I can't update!
Do you honestly want an insane authoress to write fics? Well? Do you?
Geez. Look at me. I'm a mess (Ami: You always were) (Aki: Shut up)
Well, ta! Off to another land.........far............far........far away............never to be seen again.......
Oh yeah. Kikoken! It's your lucky day today! You're in!
WOLFKEEPER989!!! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT REVIEWING ME???
I can't put you in any of the chapters if I don't know your description........
Oh. And to all those who want to be in my fic, give me your description, yada yada yada, and I'll see what I can do.
ONE MORE THING:
ALL SPECIAL GUESTS WILL BE SACRIFICED TO RA THE SUN GOD BY SETO KAIBA!!! GIVE ME YOUR DESCRIPTIONS AT YOUR OWN RISK.
And remember! Do this for Aya! Cause if there's not enough special guests, she'll be sacrificed to Ra even sooner! (Eheh heh heh..........)
Dedicated to: 'The Soon to be Sacrificed' Modern-Eponine
:::Let's Dare:::
8. It's Water
"-Ami struggling: Why us? Why do....... We.......have to.......accompany you?!
Seto coolly: Because she's your friend
Yami: Then why am I part of this? I don't even know her!
Aki: Forget it Yami. I'm not letting you come close to that big busted women (=Tea)
Seto dropped the three onto their butts and turned to the door.
He took a deep breath and then turned the knob.
The door swung over to reveal.......-"
Seto, Ami, Aki, and Yami are all staring down at the tile ground, with mixed emotions on their faces.
Aya was on the floor, holding her head as if she was afraid it would pop off.
Aya: NO SETO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seto shaking his hands furiously at Aya: What the hell is she thinking about?!
Aki sighing: Another one of those crazy fantasies.......
Ami: I bet she's thinking about Snuffles (=Kaiba) in chains.
Aki sarcastically: How sexy of him to be tied up in scarps of metal. (Eheh heh heh.......nice thought though )
Seto with veins popping out: I dare you to repeat your words!
Aki sarcastically: How sexy of hi-
Ami quickly slaps Aki on the back, making her choke on her own saliva.
Ami: Imbecile! Can't you see that he's not joking?!
Yami in confusion: I'm clueless.
Aki: We are too so don't ask. Ami: We usually just ignore this.
Yami gesturing to a screaming form of Aya in amazement: You can ignore such screams like these?!
Aki sarcastically: Of course!
Seto angrily: You're driving me insane. I want you all out of here by the time I get back. This whole floor also has to be spotless. If I come back here and see one spec of dirt, I'll-
Ami interrupting: Jesus Christ! We get it already!
Seto gesturing to Aya: And get that 'thing' away from my kitchen! I will not have such ingrates on my floor any longer!
Aki: Dude. YOU get her off the floor. I'm feeling a tad too lazy for the task.
Seto glaring at Aki: Don't call me 'dude.'
Aki saluting him with a goofy smile on her face: Sure sugarplum.
Yami with raised eyebrows: Don't tell me she likes Kaiba too.
Ami: No. She probably just ate something horrible when she typed that out that made her extremely sugar high.
Yami uncomfortably: I see.......
Aya opens her eyes, shifting them from place to place in confusion.
There was no Seto Kaiba in sight.
Thank god.
As she gets up in a sitting position, she spots Ami and Aki.
Aya rubbing her head in pain: Thank god you guys are here.
Ami: About Seto?
Aya: Yeah. I hope I never see that hot man ever- AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
As you can see, Aya has spotted 'that hot man'.
In her own delusional self, she mistakens him as the 'Seto' in her mind.
Aya quickly reaches for a frying pan lying on the floor by some miracle (Aki: By my own doings of course) and swings it hard at Kaiba's face.
Aya: DIE YOU SEXY MONSTER!!! NEVER POP INTO MY MIND WHEN I'M ON FANFICTION EVER AGAIN!!!
After Aya brutally beats Jesus right out of Kaiba, she stops and looks at the three whose eyes have grown considerably wide in shock.
Aya dropping the pan and wiping her sweaty hands on her pants: What?
Ami finally smiling in amusement: I don't know whether to scream or die laughing.
Aki nodding in agreement: For once, I agree with you.
Aya quizzically: What?
Yami staring wide eyed at Kaiba's deformed body: By Ra the Sun God.......
Aya now in an annoyed tone: What?
Aki grinning and poking Kaiba with her foot: You knocked the stuffing right out of Kaiba.
Aya: I know I did. That man deserved it after putting me through twenty pages of hell in your last chapter.
Yami recollecting himself: I........never knew..........how lethal a frying pan in a woman's hand could be..........
Ami: Hear hear.......
Aki: Aya?
Aya: Yes Aki?
Aki: The man you hit wasn't the man in your dreams.
Aya:.......I don't get you.
Ami smiling so wide that she's flashing her braces: Aya that was the 'real' Seto Kaiba.
Aya slapping both hands to her mouth: Oh my god! What have I done?!
Aki kicking Kaiba's ribs: You've done him well Aya.
Ami: Dude. You've just scarred the richest man in the world with a rusted frying pan.
Aki: I'm impressed
Aya: I'll take that as a compliment Aki.
Aki: Your welcome.
Yami wide eyed: Your complimenting on this?! You could have killed the man!
Ami: Ah, but she didn't.
Yami crouching near Kaiba: You all should be ashamed!
Aya jerking her thumb at Yami while looking at Aki: Is this the man you fell in love with?
Aki: No. After watching an episode on Yu-Gi-Oh, I figured he was cute, but damn right emotional and a duel maniac (not to mention stupid too.......no offence to all you YuGiOh lovers out there)
Aya: Isn't emotional good? They show more expression.
Aki: No. I mean the 'emotional' emotional.
Ami: What?
Aki: You know, the heroic kind, does everything, gives everyone else the crappy sidekick thing. Goes nuts about the stupidest things.
Aya and Ami: Ohhhhh. That kind.
Yami with raised eyebrows: Excuse me?
Aki: Nothing, nothing.........
Aya looks around: Hey, where's Malik and Bakura?
All eyes turn to Aki.
Aki nervously: What?
:::Yami's Freakin' Tomb:::
Bakura smiling drunkly at the front entrances of Yami's tomb: I remember robbing this place before.......
Malik: Yes.......but why the hell would Kaiba have a cellar leading to Yami's tomb?
Bakura: How should I know?
Malik: You're a tomb robber.
Bakura: What does that do to relate to the subject?
Malik: Seto robs kids by making them buy cheap paper cards. You rob from dead old men by walking into their tomb and stealing all the stash that they have up for grabs. You both practically have the same profession.
Bakura shaking the wine bottles in his hands: If I weren't holding these, you'd be drained of your blood you filthy tomb keeper!
Malik shaking his fists at him: I'd like to see you try!
Unfortunately, shaking a fist at a person requires people to drop the item they are holding........if they have too much on their load.
Bakura throwing his hands up in the air: BAKA!!!
Malik pointing at Bakura's now split wine: BAKA!!!
Bakura furiously: Our wine! Now what are we going to do?!
Malik coldly: Disembowel your body to use it as a sack for liquid.
Bakura sarcastically: Haha. Very funny tomb keeper.
Before any of the two could say any more, the doors of the tomb opens, and out pops Isis, looking tired and beat up with the worst morning hair dew ever.
She had a hand over her eyes and she was shaking her head.
Isis: Sorry Kaiba. There's no more money in the tomb that we can give you.
Malik in a state of shock: Come again?
Isis looking up in surprise: Malik! What are you doing here?
Malik in shock: Kaiba has been stealing money from the tomb?!
Bakura angrily: Malik you moron!
Malik turning towards Bakura: What, you loud mouthed oaf?!
Bakura: You said I stole all his riches!
Malik shouting: I lied you fucking maniac!!! I LIED!!!
Isis sternly: Malik! Stop shouting!
Malik in a crazed fashion: How can I not be shouting?! That billionaire bastard has been stealing from a tomb I was guarding!
Isis: Malik calm down!
Malik ignoring Isis: Why the hell does he need money from the tomb!? When I was five, you refused to allow me to sell a stupid goddam vase because it belonged to that fucking pharaoh! A GODDAMN VASE!!!
Isis shifting her eyes to Bakura for help: Malik!
Bakura mouthing out the words: "drunk"
Isis in a shocked voice: You gave my brother alcohol?! He's underage!
Bakura: No. He gave 'me' alcohol.
Malik angrily: That cheap bastard! He's already making a fortune out of playing cards! Why the hell does he need to rob Yami?! I mean, I hate that midget of a git (probably deserves to be robbed), but him?!
Isis touching Malik's shoulder: Calm down and I'll explain.
Malik breathing heavily: I'm listening.
Isis sighing: Well.......you see.......Kaiba needed money.......
Bakura with raised eyebrows: A rich man like him?
Isis: You can't honestly expect to make much from paper playing cards.
Malik sarcastically: I agree. Since everyone plays the damn game anyways.
Isis shaking her head: Duelling cards are for toddlers Malik.
Bakura still with raised eyebrows: Am I hearing you right?
Isis: Read the starter duel box. Ages five to twelve (=the box doesn't really have an age thing....) Only elementary graders play it now.
Malik: But how about Yugi?
Isis with a raised eyebrow: Yugi looks no older than nine.
Bakura: Fair point.......continue.
Isis: Well-
Malik interrupting Isis: Wait a second. I've seen plenty of older children play duelling cards.
Isis dully: Oh those? Those are just weird, big multi-coloured haired, tattooed, pierced, crazy, possessed, freaks that take the game too seriously. Some of them actually think of it as a life or death duel.
Malik starts coughing awkwardly as he keeps on pulling down his sleeveless white shirt, as if hiding a tattoo and whatnots. Bakura on the other hand was whacking off his hair with his hands as if trying to desperately shave himself bald.
Isis: Anyways, Kaiba realised how wealthy Yami was so he flew over, built a staircase leading to the tomb, and negotiated with me about some things........
Malik suspiciously: What things?
Isis quickly: Nothing important Malik.
Bakura elbowing Isis slightly and whispering to her: You can tell me Isis.......is it (mouthing out the word) 'sex'?
Isis shooting him a dark look: No!
Bakura smirking: I believe you.
Malik with raised eyebrows: What?
Isis hurriedly: Nothing. Please. Come inside.
And with that, Isis leads the way towards the tomb entrance.
There, she leads them to a dimly lit hallway.
Malik went on ahead of the two considering he knew the tomb well by then (well duh. He'd been stuck there for how long?).
Isis calling out to her brother: Go in the kitchen and make yourself some tea. It might wash out the alcohol.
Malik putting his hands roughly in his pockets: Whatever.........(coffee's better though...........)
Bakura turning to Isis: So......what was it that you had to give away all of Yami's riches?
Isis hesitantly: You're too young Bakura.
Bakura: Are you kidding me? I'm older than you by five thousand years.
Isis curtly: I mean by brain.
Bakura growling: Ha ha. Very funny Isis, but I'm damn serious. Why would Kaiba steal from Yami?
Isis uneasily: Bakura..........I don't think I should tell you.........
Bakura slightly surprised: Why?
Isis looks up into Bakura's eyes. Hers start to sting with tears. She couldn't hold it much longer. She had to tell him.
:::The Freakin' Cliffhanger.........Now Back to the Others:::
Aki nervously: What?
Aya with her arms crossed: You know what.
Ami: Cough it up Chicken Wuss.
Yami: Chicken Wuss?
Ami shrugging: Nickname.
Aki in a state of fake shock: Well I never. How on earth could you think I have something to do with this mess?!
Yami: Ahem. Flashback: Aki: Well, I don't know half the stuff I'm writing in here okay??? I didn't even want Malik and Bakura to end up in front of Yami's tomb!
Aki with enormous sweat drops: Opps........?
Aya: "Opps" isn't gonna cut it sis.
Ami casually: So........what is happening to Malik and Bakura?
Aki in an irritated fashion: Like I said. I don't know half the stuff I write. I suck at planning things.
Yami mumbling: You can say that again..........
Aki snapping: What was that?
Yami hastily: Nothing, nothing...........
Ami: Whoa, what got you into a foul mood.
Aki looking up at the ceiling with her fist in the air: There's some really big bitches and asses out there........and I'm going to find them.
Aya with raised eyebrows: Geez Aki. You're starting to sound like me. (But I sound way better)
Aki annoyed: I'm being serious.
Ami amused: About what?
Aki giving her sister a dark look: About everything!
Yami: Everything?
Aya: What do you mean?
Aki shrugging: Dunno. Felt really moody for those past few sentences.
Ami: Baka.......such a moody person.
Aki smiling broadly: I love you too cutey.
Aya: Awwwwww! Sisterly love.
Yami suspiciously: What do you mean?
Aki: It means I don't love you anymore.
Yami hopefully: Really?
Aki holding out her finger: But..........
Yami anxiously: But.......?
Aki in a drunk voice (=we're all still drunk you know): You...........
Yami nodding: Go on.
Aki shaking her finger: Can't............
Yami nodding: Can't?
Aki sticking out her tongue: Love Tea.
Yami dumbstruck: Why can't I love her?
Ami: Oh ho ho! Does that mean you do love her?
Yami in disgust: No!
Aya rubbing her chin: But you must love someone!
Yami defensively: I don't need to love anyone.
Ami: How about "Grampa"?
Yami: That's Yugi's Grandfather. Of course I have to love him.
Aya: But you said you don't need to love anyone.
Yami: That's different. I meant the love as in love the other gender.
Aya: What's wrong with loving another man?
Ami: Yeah.
Yami: It's uncomfortable.
Aya gesturing her arms towards Aki, Ami, and herself: We like guys.
Yami: You're a woman.
Aki: Actually, we're still 'developing'.
Aya slapping Aki's head hard: Aki!
Aki rubbing her head and staring at Aya angrily: What?!
Ami: That's besides the point........what's wrong with women?
Yami: Nothing. They just like boys.
Aya: Are you saying we can't like girls?
Yami in an amused voice: No, no. Be my guest. I find lesbians........'interesting'.
Aki: Are you saying us "lady's" are just men's' own entertainment?
Yami waving his arms to make a cross sign: No, no! God, can't I find lesbians interesting?!
Ami: Well, you sure put it in a bad way.
Aya: Wait. If you find lesbians "interesting", shouldn't you also find "homosexuals" "interesting".
Yami wrinkling his nose: No, I find them disturbing.
Aya defensively: But I like gays. Are you saying I'm weird?
Yami: No! I just find them........queer.
Ami: But you like lesbians.....does that mean you find them disturbing?
Yami: I just said they were interesting!
Aki: Don't listen to her. She's trying to screw up your mind.
Yami mumbling: It's working..........
Aya: Hey, cut! Hold the picture! We like girls gestures towards Aki, Ami, and Aya. Are you saying we're lesbians?
Yami quickly: No!
Aya: Then why can't you love another man?
Yami: Because it's wrong!
Ami suspiciously: But it's okay for girls to like other girls.
Yami impatiently: Yes.
Aki: But not okay for guys to like guys.
Yami: Right.
Aki waving her hand dismissively: That's stupid!
Ami shaking her head sadly: Men..........
Aya: I know what you mean.
Aki: That's why I gave up on men long ago..........
Yami jolting up: Come again?
Aya speaking loudly before Aki could speak: Aki! That's personal information!
Aki: So?
Aya: We're on the Internet!
Aki looking as if a light bulb turned on in her head: You're right!
Ami looking towards the audience: To defend my stupid sister I only have one thing to say: she's not lez.
Just then, the wall to their right, leading to the living room, started shaking. Great rumbling sounds could be heard. It sounded as if........as if.........as if someone was singing. But not in a good way. The singing was not the best, but not the worse.
Being the best meant you sound great. Being the worst meant you sound like a foghorn. Being neither meant you're in between.
The singing was not in between. It sounded like Fat Man on the bagpipes with the horns shoved up his ass.
In fact, it was so bad, so gruesome, so intense.........the singing suddenly stopped.
Ami crouching down to the ground with her ears covered: My ears!
Yami covering his ears and leaning on the kitchen counter: That was terrible!
Aki suddenly burst into fits of laughter, not even stopping when there was another crash on the other side.
Ami jerking her thumb at a laughing form of Aki lying on the floor: What's her problem?
Yami shrugging uneasily: I have no clue.
Aki slaps the ground hard, trying to recollect herself, but fails and collapses into an even deeper laugh.
Yami quite irritated: What's so funny?
Aki feebly pointing at Yami: You!
Yami looking clueless: Excuse me?
Aya sighing and waving her hand: You know her Ami. Probably just sugar high or looking at something extremely funny.
Ami nodding her head absentmindedly: Looking at something extremely funny.........
Aki collecting herself: Shouldn't we go check on the others?
Aya: Sure..........
Yami: I hope Yugi's alright.......
Ami mumbling: Sure, sure.........
The four look at each other uneasily once more, then walk out the door, towards the living room.
:::Living Room:::
Joey forming him hand as if he's holding a microphone: And now, I, Joey Wheeler, da manliest man- not to mention the karaoke king- is here to amaze you- no wait- astonish you with my great magnificent voice!
Mokuba, Duke, Ryou, and Yugi clap their hands enthusiastically, still- may I add- drunk. Their red faces smile in a goofy way as they prepare to listen to Joey's 'great magnificent' voice.
Yugi happily: Go Joey!
Ryou still clapping: Sing!
Duke in a sly voice to Mokuba: Ten bucks says that Joey sounds like crap.
Mokuba shaking Duke's hand: You're on! (Not like ten bucks is worth anything to me........)
Joey tapping his foot with his pretend mic in his hand: And now........I shall begin........You there! pointing at Mokuba Boy! Play the music!
Mokuba: What kind of music?
Joey: Any kind! Hum a song I know!
Mokuba: Ah.......Okay.
Joey: Begin!
Mokuba in a sing song voice: la la! La la la la la laaaaaaa, la la, LA LA! La la la la la laaaaaaa! La la , LA LA! La la la la la laaaaaaaa, la la LA! LA! LA! LA LA LAAAAA.....
Joey: My kind o' song lil' buddy! holds up pretend mic up to his mouth, preparing to sing
Mokuba: La la la la la la-
Joey singing in the worst voice ever heard on land: Y! M! C! A! IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE-
Mokuba: LA! LA! LA! LA! LAAAAAAA!
Joey half singing, lots of shouting: THEY HAVE EVERYTHING MADE TO ENJOY, YOU CAN STAY OUT WITH ALL THE-
Mokuba shouting now more than humming: LAAAAAAAA LA LA!
Joey:
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT YYYYYMMMMCAAAA!!
YOU CAN GET YOURSELF CLEAN
YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD MEAL
YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU-
Mokuba: LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Joey half dancing now:
YOUNG MAN!!!
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
I SAID, YOUNG MAN!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?!
I SAID, YOUNG MAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOA!!!
bows
Yugi applauding: THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!
Ryou with a goofy smile on: BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Duke rummaging through his pockets grumpily: Damn............
Mokuba holding out his hand for Duke's ten bucks: That was easy.
Duke snapping his fingers: I never knew Joey was such a good singer!
Joey looking at his nails in triumph: Well, not many people have a gifted voice like me.
Yugi nodding furiously in awe: I know!
Mokuba: I want a try!
Yugi with a puffy voice: No Mokuba! It's my turn!
Mokuba looking down at the floor in disappointment: Okay........
Yugi: I want Ryou to play my music!
Ryou happily: What an honour!
Yugi: Pick a song for me Ryou!
Ryou: Sure! Just let me think first.......
Sadly, before Ryou could play the music, Yami, Ami, Aya, and Aki walk into the room, looking shaken and pale.
Yami rushing over to Yugi: Yugi! Are you alright? Are you hurt? Can you hear me? What was that noise! Yugi?
Yugi waving happily at Yami: Hi!
Yami looking over at the three authoresses with a death look: The noise has made him insane.........
Aki cleaning out her ear with her finger: He's fine. Just too much brandy......
Ami: Looking around. What was that awful noise?
Aya: Sounds worse than a Nick Ning.
Ami shaking her head in agreement and letting out a creepy shiver: Duh!
Joey, looking as if he were god: That, my fair ladies, is not an awful voice, but an astounding voice. A lovable voice. A voice that can calm waves on a single note.
Aya: More like a voice that can create tsunamis on a single bound.
Aki laughing: Yep.
Ami smiling: Don't tell me. Was it you singing?
Joey shoving his chest up high: Who else?
Aya shivering: Argh! Don't do that pose!
Joey ignoring Aya: Wasn't my voice grand? Wasn't my voice extraordinary? Wasn't it..........arousing?
All three of the authoresses shiver uncontrollably, too disgusted to even make a wise crack.
Joey, extremely drunk: You must think I'm one heck of a man. But please, there's enough of me for everyone. I don't tire easily.
Aki shivering: Ah! Images in my eyes! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ami shivering: What were you singing?
Aya shivering: What were you drinking?!
Joey: Why, the most popular song around! The most magnificent! Would you like to hear-
All three: NO!!!
Joey frowning: But I insist. It's too good to pass out.
Aki pushing Aya in front of Joey: Maybe you should let Aya sing. She's tops, probably the best singer in the world compared to you.
Aya angrily to Aki: You're comparing ME to HIM?!
Aki: Just take the compliment!
Ami: NO! No more karaoke! Argh........Joey was enough for me.....
Yugi pouting: But Joey was great!
Aya looking at him in disbelief: Are you deaf?
Ami: He sounded like Aki!
Aki: .............really........
Ryou: I think he was terrific. Even ask Duke and Mokuba.
Duke and Mokuba in unison: He was great!
Yami: You're all bluffing right?
Ryou shaking his head: We're not joking. It's true. He should sign up for American Idol.
Aya starts to hack and cough loudly.
Yami looking at her suspiciously with less concern: What wrong with her now?
Ami: Oh that? She only does that when she hears bad music.
Aki: Yes...........
Yugi frowning: But Joey was really good!
Ami: OKAY! WE GET IT!!!!! Jesus.........
Duke jumping up from the floor: Oh!
Everyone turning to him: What?
Duke: Mokuba still hasn't done his dare yet!
Ami with light striking her thick head: Your right!
Aya: Well what are we waiting for?
Yami dully: Beer.
Aya sadly: Oh right.........
Mokuba: Don't worry, There's a hole in the wall behind the couch that my big brother uses to store his strong brandy with.
Everyone fell silent for a few moments. Then.......
Yami: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SOONER?! NOW BAKURA AND MALIK ARE IN MY TOMB JUST BECAUSE THEY WENT TO GET WINE!!!
Mokuba in fright: You never asked!
Yami's eye starts to twitch.
Yugi: Calm down Yami! At least we have some beer!
Ami: Whoa. How much beer does Kaiba keep in his house?
Aki: None actually. I just stored it here for my own pleasure.
Aya: But you're underage. You can't drink.
Aki: God gave me a mouth didn't he?
Aya: Yes, but-
Aki interrupting: Ah, ah, ah! Don't ruin the moment for us!
Ami: What moment?
Aki looking at the rest of the group with her arms raised high: To cause unbelievable amount of chaos!
Aya giving Aki a high five: Right on!
Ami: Ahuh......
Mokuba leads the others towards the stashed beer. He hastily moves the leather couch aside and there lay a hole obviously stuffed with one of the finest and strongest brandies around.
Mokuba loading bottles into his arms: Help me out you guys.
The others follow Mokuba's lead, taking loads of beer bottles into their arms, then heading out to the kitchen to do their deadly experiments........
:::Back to the Others:::
Isis suddenly bursts into fits of tears, leaning on Bakura's shoulder for support.
Bakura with a surprised expression: Wh-what?
Isis: Oh Bakura! It's horrible!
Bakura awkwardly: What is?
Isis suddenly stops crying. She looks up at Bakura and blinks.
Isis: I don't know. My line kinda stops there.
Bakura with a baffled look: What?
Isis: My line stops there. For some strange reason, the authoress doesn't even know either.
Bakura now looking absolutely confused: Seriously? You've got to be joking Isis.
Isis: I'm not joking Bakura. Ask her yourself. She doesn't know what she's writing.
Bakura now looking ticked and confused: I've noticed that in the other chapters too.
Isis: I agree.
Malik calling from the kitchen: What the hell are you guys talking about?! What's taking so goddam long?!
Bakura calling to Malik: Will you shut up Malik?! It's none of your goddamn business!
Isis: Are you guys going back to the cellar?
Bakura: Yeah. The others probably don't miss us, but we should be getting back.
Isis: Yes.
Bakura shouting down to Malik: Malik! Get your ass here! We're leaving!
Malik shouting: All right already! (Jackass........)
Malik sulks over with a torch in his hand to keep the darkness away from his eyes.
Malik walking past them: Lets go already.
The two follow him silently towards the entrance of the cellar stairs. Before heading up, Malik turns towards his sister.
Malik: See you around sis.
Isis: See you Malik.
Malik absentmindedly drops the torch near the staircase to give his sister a big hug. Alas, he completely forgot that the stairs leading back to Kaiba's cellar still had their spilt wine lying on the floor.
Flames began swallowing the entrance, burning it in seconds then dying once the structure collapsed in a smoking heap.
The three stand in complete silence, shock in the atmosphere.
Malik in a disbelief tone: Now how are we going to get home?!
Isis quickly: There's enough money from Yami's fortune to get you two back home to Japan.
Bakura surprised: There's actually some money left?
Isis: Enough for two plane tickets, yes.
Bakura: Then there's no more?
Isis: If I don't count the tomb, yes.
Bakura: Are you going to sell the tomb?
Isis: ........Yes.
Bakura: With Yami's carcass in it?
Isis: ..............Yes.
Bakura smiling while patting Isis's back: Nice Isis. Never knew you had it in you.
Isis said nothing, not taking the compliment well.
Malik: Well that solves our dilemma.
Bakura: What are you waiting for Isis? Get us the money so we can be on our way.
In seconds, Malik and Bakura were boarding the plane to Japan in first class. (Althe: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one can arrive at the airport in seconds, but this is fanfiction. Heck, anything can happen).
A pretty flight attendant walks towards them, giving off her fake business like smile.
She was a fairly tall Black American with silky long black and red hair. Despite her business smile, she had a friendly expression.
Kikoken: Hello. I'll be your personal flight attendant for your entire fly. Please call me Kikoken. If you need anything, just call.
Malik: Yes I would like something.
Kikoken: Yes?
Malik: I'd like you to shut up.
Kikoken taken aback: Excuse me?
Bakura covering Malik's mouth with his hand: Excuse my friend. He's a little bit light headed at the moment mouth out the a word that only Kikoken could see 'Retarded'
Kikoken nodding sympathetically: I see. I'm sorry to hear that sir. Is there anything else you'd like?
Bakura giving off a fake smile: No. We're fine.
Kikoken nodding: Okay. I'll leave you two alone then. Enjoy you're flight.
Bakura watching the flight attendant go before glaring at Malik: Shut up will you? We could get kicked off this plane!
Malik slapping off Bakura's hand: Get your hands off me! I'll do as I please!
Bakura snapping: Not while I'm around. Keep your mouth shut okay? I don't need you ruining everything for us!
Malik gave Bakura the stiff middle finger before slouching down in his seat.
(Malik has been like that ever since the alcohol in him was draining out for anyone who wonders about his grumpiness.)
Bakura gave Malik a malicious glare, but Malik took no notice.
When Bakura turned to get the flight attendant, Malik gave him another stiff middle finger behind his back.
(Althe: --u This is going to be a long flight.......Oh. This part was my crappiest. I sped everything up. Gomen. I'm kinda running out of pages and all--.........)
:::Kaiba Mansion:::
Mokuba stands next to the marble counter in the kitchen, holding up a long glass cup filled with every kind of alcohol brand any man can think of.
Mokuba smiling down at the cup: It's pretty.
Duke: Well don't go drinking any. You're underage and it's for your brother.
Mokuba looking disappointed: But it looks so good.
Aya: Geez. It's hard enough to hold Yugi down, but you?
Yugi sitting on a chair sadly: I wanna taste.
Yami watching Yugi carefully: No Yugi. Alcohol is a foul substance that ruins your mind.
Ami: Jesus! Why are you acting like kids?!
Mokuba innocently: I am one.
Yugi innocently: I look like one.
Ami gave both of them the 'oh my god..........' look before looking away from them.
Ryou: Where's Kaiba's room?
Mokuba: He's probably in his office.
Joey: What, does he live there now?
Mokuba: More or less.
Ryou: Should we bother him? If he's in his office, he's probably doing some heavy work.
Aya: He's always doing work Ryou.
Duke: Yeah. Might as well give him a break once in a while and help him chill.
Ryou: I guess.......
Joey: Besides, Kaiba would probably shoot us the next time we step foot in his house. Might as well live it large for now.
Ami: Point taken.
Yami: We better hurry before Kaiba comes back down here and kick us out personally.
Duke quizzically: Why would he do that?
Ami: Because he found Aya on the floor.
Aya shocked: No he did not!
Ami turning to Aya: Well, you're definitely the reason why he wants us all out.
Aya: I'm hurt Ami. Really hurt.
Ami smiling: Glad to know that.
Yugi looking around with a childish face: So we have to go now?
Yami: Well, no if we can get Kaiba into a good drunk.
Yugi happily: Really?
Yami: Yes.
Yugi jumping out of his seat: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!
The group quickly follow Yugi out the door and up the stairs when he suddenly stops and turns to the gang.
Yugi: Where do we go next?
Mokuba sighing: This way........
The group begin their walk towards Kaiba's office once more with Mokuba leading the way.
Aya turning her head to Ami: Hey Ami.
Ami: What?
Aya: Have you seen Aki?
Ami: No. Why?
Aya: I haven't seen her. That's why.
Ami: Psh.........
Aya: Seriously Ami. Where's your sister?
Ami: I don't know. She could be dead for all I care.
Aya: Some help you are........
Ryou: What are you guys talking about?
Ami: Aya's wondering where Aki is.
Duke: Hey........I haven't seen her at all.
Yami: Same.
Ryou: You think she got lost?
Ami: Probably. Her head isn't thinking these days.
Duke: I don't think someone could just wonder off like that.
Aya: Aki could.
Yami: I have to agree with Aya.
Ami: Same.
Duke: Why would she wonder off like that?
Ryou: Maybe she needed to go to the washroom?
Aya: Nah.
Ami: Probably fell off a bunch of stairs.
Mokuba looking at them darkly: Shhhhh! My brother can hear you!
The five quickly shut their mouths as they crowd around Kaiba's office door.
Mokuba mumbling to them: Be quiet and stay hidden.
Mokuba then knocks loudly to announce his entrance to his brother. Mokuba opens the door and finds Kaiba hard at work; hand over his head as if a major headache was killing him.
Mokuba stepping into the room and closing the door: Big brother?
Kaiba not bothering to look up: What Mokuba?
Mokuba: I brought you something to drink.
Kaiba: Is your friends still here?
Mokuba:..........No. They left.
Kaiba: Good.
Mokuba holding up the drink: Do you want some.........water?
Behind the door, sounds of suppressed laughter drifted to Mokuba's ears.
Kaiba: No thanks Mokuba. I'm not thirsty.
Mokuba: But you have to be! You've been working so hard!
Mokuba quickly walks up to him, holding out the glass of 'water'.
Kaiba: I don't need it Mokuba- what is that?
Mokuba looking down at the glass: Water.
Kaiba getting out of his chair: Are our taps polluted? It looks as if someone died in there.
Mokuba quickly: No! I made this water so it looks different!
Kaiba with raised eyebrows: You made water?
Mokuba: Yeah!
Kaiba: How can you make water? It's already there for you.
Mokuba: I modified it so it tastes better.
Kaiba takes the glass and looks and it hard: It looks revolting.
Mokuba: But I made it for you!
Kaiba looking at Mokuba: Why is your face so red?
Mokuba: It-It is?
Kaiba: Of course. Are you sick?
Mokuba talking while Kaiba feels his forehead: No. I just want you to drink my water.
Kaiba: You have a slight fever. You should go to your room and get some rest. (Aya whispering behind the door: Ah, Mokuba just ruined it for us.)
Mokuba: But what about my water?
Kaiba: I'm not going to drink it.
Mokuba teary: But I made it for you!
Kaiba brings the glass close to his face and sniffs it. He quickly pulled back, nearly dropping it.
Kaiba in pure disgust: It smells terrible! Mokuba, what did you put in this, this 'water'?!
Mokuba innocently: ........Tea.
Kaiba with a look of disbelief: Tea smells and looks like this?!
Mokuba: It's strong tea.
Kaiba with his eyebrow raised: You've got to be joking Mokuba. I think playing with those hoodlums have gotten into your head. Go and get some rest. You might come back to your senses later.
Mokuba: But you're dehydrated!
Kaiba: Even if I was dehydrated, I certainly wouldn't drink 'this'.
Mokuba going down on his knees and putting out puppy eyes: Please! If not for dehydration, then for me!
Kaiba heaves out a exasperated sigh. Out of all the things he could resist, Mokuba's puppy eyes knocked all the mercy right back to him.
Kaiba: Fine. But promise me you'll get some rest and leave me alone.
Mokuba happily: Okay big brother!
Kaiba looks down at drink in disgust. He had no heart to drink it. It made him think of eating cockroaches, which, by the way felt much better than drinking something made from Mokuba in his drunken state.
Kaiba muttering: For Mokuba.
Then, he quickly gulps down the alcohol, holding his breathe in case the beverage was worse than he thought.
Mokuba waits anxiously, looking at his brother's face for any sign of drunkness.
Kaiba fell down hard to the ground, breaking the glass cup.
Joey from behind the door: You hear that?
Duke looking at the others: You think we put too much alcohol in there?
Aya sarcastically: No, you think?
Yugi unusually cheerful: I bet you he's knocked out hard.
Yami: Yugi! Don't say such vile words!
Ami: The alcohol rubbing outta ya Yami?
Yami: ..........I don't know.
Ryou: Don't worry. There's more in the kitchen.
And that, was that.
The End
VVVVV
Althe: Yepyep. I don't know what to say, so yeah.............
Oh. Gonna put dates on my upcoming updates now. Read my bio for more details.
Oh. This chapter's kinda weird. Ah.......so.....yeah. Lots of grammar mistakes. Please bare with me-- I've been having an extreme headache lately....... (not kidding)
Probably from lack of sleep........
Gomen and hope ya enjoyed the latest chapter!
TWO MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT XD
You know what that means?! MORE UPDATES!!! XD
Ja ne!
PS Sorry you got such a small part Kikoken...I'll make it longer for you next time!
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!! ducks from another cannon ball I SHOULD HAVE UPDATED SOONER!!! ducks and runs
BUT I WAS BUSY........FOR A LONG TIME........WITH PROJECTS!!! runs
.........Why the hell am I yelling?
Dusting myself Well, ANYWAYS, I honestly tried updating (Ami: Yeah right) But I had things to do (Aya: Don't make me laugh) and I'm a busy man (Ami: That can't clean your own fish bowl) and need to study for tests (Aya: Oh please Aki. You never study. You just have extraordinary luck and manage to scrape a low B or A)
......... Do you hear voices? I think I hear voices. See what I mean? I'm being put with so much pressure that I'm now hearing voices in my head! That's why I can't update!
Do you honestly want an insane authoress to write fics? Well? Do you?
Geez. Look at me. I'm a mess (Ami: You always were) (Aki: Shut up)
Well, ta! Off to another land.........far............far........far away............never to be seen again.......
Oh yeah. Kikoken! It's your lucky day today! You're in!
WOLFKEEPER989!!! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT REVIEWING ME???
I can't put you in any of the chapters if I don't know your description........
Oh. And to all those who want to be in my fic, give me your description, yada yada yada, and I'll see what I can do.
ONE MORE THING:
ALL SPECIAL GUESTS WILL BE SACRIFICED TO RA THE SUN GOD BY SETO KAIBA!!! GIVE ME YOUR DESCRIPTIONS AT YOUR OWN RISK.
And remember! Do this for Aya! Cause if there's not enough special guests, she'll be sacrificed to Ra even sooner! (Eheh heh heh..........)
Dedicated to: 'The Soon to be Sacrificed' Modern-Eponine
:::Let's Dare:::
8. It's Water
"-Ami struggling: Why us? Why do....... We.......have to.......accompany you?!
Seto coolly: Because she's your friend
Yami: Then why am I part of this? I don't even know her!
Aki: Forget it Yami. I'm not letting you come close to that big busted women (=Tea)
Seto dropped the three onto their butts and turned to the door.
He took a deep breath and then turned the knob.
The door swung over to reveal.......-"
Seto, Ami, Aki, and Yami are all staring down at the tile ground, with mixed emotions on their faces.
Aya was on the floor, holding her head as if she was afraid it would pop off.
Aya: NO SETO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seto shaking his hands furiously at Aya: What the hell is she thinking about?!
Aki sighing: Another one of those crazy fantasies.......
Ami: I bet she's thinking about Snuffles (=Kaiba) in chains.
Aki sarcastically: How sexy of him to be tied up in scarps of metal. (Eheh heh heh.......nice thought though )
Seto with veins popping out: I dare you to repeat your words!
Aki sarcastically: How sexy of hi-
Ami quickly slaps Aki on the back, making her choke on her own saliva.
Ami: Imbecile! Can't you see that he's not joking?!
Yami in confusion: I'm clueless.
Aki: We are too so don't ask. Ami: We usually just ignore this.
Yami gesturing to a screaming form of Aya in amazement: You can ignore such screams like these?!
Aki sarcastically: Of course!
Seto angrily: You're driving me insane. I want you all out of here by the time I get back. This whole floor also has to be spotless. If I come back here and see one spec of dirt, I'll-
Ami interrupting: Jesus Christ! We get it already!
Seto gesturing to Aya: And get that 'thing' away from my kitchen! I will not have such ingrates on my floor any longer!
Aki: Dude. YOU get her off the floor. I'm feeling a tad too lazy for the task.
Seto glaring at Aki: Don't call me 'dude.'
Aki saluting him with a goofy smile on her face: Sure sugarplum.
Yami with raised eyebrows: Don't tell me she likes Kaiba too.
Ami: No. She probably just ate something horrible when she typed that out that made her extremely sugar high.
Yami uncomfortably: I see.......
Aya opens her eyes, shifting them from place to place in confusion.
There was no Seto Kaiba in sight.
Thank god.
As she gets up in a sitting position, she spots Ami and Aki.
Aya rubbing her head in pain: Thank god you guys are here.
Ami: About Seto?
Aya: Yeah. I hope I never see that hot man ever- AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
As you can see, Aya has spotted 'that hot man'.
In her own delusional self, she mistakens him as the 'Seto' in her mind.
Aya quickly reaches for a frying pan lying on the floor by some miracle (Aki: By my own doings of course) and swings it hard at Kaiba's face.
Aya: DIE YOU SEXY MONSTER!!! NEVER POP INTO MY MIND WHEN I'M ON FANFICTION EVER AGAIN!!!
After Aya brutally beats Jesus right out of Kaiba, she stops and looks at the three whose eyes have grown considerably wide in shock.
Aya dropping the pan and wiping her sweaty hands on her pants: What?
Ami finally smiling in amusement: I don't know whether to scream or die laughing.
Aki nodding in agreement: For once, I agree with you.
Aya quizzically: What?
Yami staring wide eyed at Kaiba's deformed body: By Ra the Sun God.......
Aya now in an annoyed tone: What?
Aki grinning and poking Kaiba with her foot: You knocked the stuffing right out of Kaiba.
Aya: I know I did. That man deserved it after putting me through twenty pages of hell in your last chapter.
Yami recollecting himself: I........never knew..........how lethal a frying pan in a woman's hand could be..........
Ami: Hear hear.......
Aki: Aya?
Aya: Yes Aki?
Aki: The man you hit wasn't the man in your dreams.
Aya:.......I don't get you.
Ami smiling so wide that she's flashing her braces: Aya that was the 'real' Seto Kaiba.
Aya slapping both hands to her mouth: Oh my god! What have I done?!
Aki kicking Kaiba's ribs: You've done him well Aya.
Ami: Dude. You've just scarred the richest man in the world with a rusted frying pan.
Aki: I'm impressed
Aya: I'll take that as a compliment Aki.
Aki: Your welcome.
Yami wide eyed: Your complimenting on this?! You could have killed the man!
Ami: Ah, but she didn't.
Yami crouching near Kaiba: You all should be ashamed!
Aya jerking her thumb at Yami while looking at Aki: Is this the man you fell in love with?
Aki: No. After watching an episode on Yu-Gi-Oh, I figured he was cute, but damn right emotional and a duel maniac (not to mention stupid too.......no offence to all you YuGiOh lovers out there)
Aya: Isn't emotional good? They show more expression.
Aki: No. I mean the 'emotional' emotional.
Ami: What?
Aki: You know, the heroic kind, does everything, gives everyone else the crappy sidekick thing. Goes nuts about the stupidest things.
Aya and Ami: Ohhhhh. That kind.
Yami with raised eyebrows: Excuse me?
Aki: Nothing, nothing.........
Aya looks around: Hey, where's Malik and Bakura?
All eyes turn to Aki.
Aki nervously: What?
:::Yami's Freakin' Tomb:::
Bakura smiling drunkly at the front entrances of Yami's tomb: I remember robbing this place before.......
Malik: Yes.......but why the hell would Kaiba have a cellar leading to Yami's tomb?
Bakura: How should I know?
Malik: You're a tomb robber.
Bakura: What does that do to relate to the subject?
Malik: Seto robs kids by making them buy cheap paper cards. You rob from dead old men by walking into their tomb and stealing all the stash that they have up for grabs. You both practically have the same profession.
Bakura shaking the wine bottles in his hands: If I weren't holding these, you'd be drained of your blood you filthy tomb keeper!
Malik shaking his fists at him: I'd like to see you try!
Unfortunately, shaking a fist at a person requires people to drop the item they are holding........if they have too much on their load.
Bakura throwing his hands up in the air: BAKA!!!
Malik pointing at Bakura's now split wine: BAKA!!!
Bakura furiously: Our wine! Now what are we going to do?!
Malik coldly: Disembowel your body to use it as a sack for liquid.
Bakura sarcastically: Haha. Very funny tomb keeper.
Before any of the two could say any more, the doors of the tomb opens, and out pops Isis, looking tired and beat up with the worst morning hair dew ever.
She had a hand over her eyes and she was shaking her head.
Isis: Sorry Kaiba. There's no more money in the tomb that we can give you.
Malik in a state of shock: Come again?
Isis looking up in surprise: Malik! What are you doing here?
Malik in shock: Kaiba has been stealing money from the tomb?!
Bakura angrily: Malik you moron!
Malik turning towards Bakura: What, you loud mouthed oaf?!
Bakura: You said I stole all his riches!
Malik shouting: I lied you fucking maniac!!! I LIED!!!
Isis sternly: Malik! Stop shouting!
Malik in a crazed fashion: How can I not be shouting?! That billionaire bastard has been stealing from a tomb I was guarding!
Isis: Malik calm down!
Malik ignoring Isis: Why the hell does he need money from the tomb!? When I was five, you refused to allow me to sell a stupid goddam vase because it belonged to that fucking pharaoh! A GODDAMN VASE!!!
Isis shifting her eyes to Bakura for help: Malik!
Bakura mouthing out the words: "drunk"
Isis in a shocked voice: You gave my brother alcohol?! He's underage!
Bakura: No. He gave 'me' alcohol.
Malik angrily: That cheap bastard! He's already making a fortune out of playing cards! Why the hell does he need to rob Yami?! I mean, I hate that midget of a git (probably deserves to be robbed), but him?!
Isis touching Malik's shoulder: Calm down and I'll explain.
Malik breathing heavily: I'm listening.
Isis sighing: Well.......you see.......Kaiba needed money.......
Bakura with raised eyebrows: A rich man like him?
Isis: You can't honestly expect to make much from paper playing cards.
Malik sarcastically: I agree. Since everyone plays the damn game anyways.
Isis shaking her head: Duelling cards are for toddlers Malik.
Bakura still with raised eyebrows: Am I hearing you right?
Isis: Read the starter duel box. Ages five to twelve (=the box doesn't really have an age thing....) Only elementary graders play it now.
Malik: But how about Yugi?
Isis with a raised eyebrow: Yugi looks no older than nine.
Bakura: Fair point.......continue.
Isis: Well-
Malik interrupting Isis: Wait a second. I've seen plenty of older children play duelling cards.
Isis dully: Oh those? Those are just weird, big multi-coloured haired, tattooed, pierced, crazy, possessed, freaks that take the game too seriously. Some of them actually think of it as a life or death duel.
Malik starts coughing awkwardly as he keeps on pulling down his sleeveless white shirt, as if hiding a tattoo and whatnots. Bakura on the other hand was whacking off his hair with his hands as if trying to desperately shave himself bald.
Isis: Anyways, Kaiba realised how wealthy Yami was so he flew over, built a staircase leading to the tomb, and negotiated with me about some things........
Malik suspiciously: What things?
Isis quickly: Nothing important Malik.
Bakura elbowing Isis slightly and whispering to her: You can tell me Isis.......is it (mouthing out the word) 'sex'?
Isis shooting him a dark look: No!
Bakura smirking: I believe you.
Malik with raised eyebrows: What?
Isis hurriedly: Nothing. Please. Come inside.
And with that, Isis leads the way towards the tomb entrance.
There, she leads them to a dimly lit hallway.
Malik went on ahead of the two considering he knew the tomb well by then (well duh. He'd been stuck there for how long?).
Isis calling out to her brother: Go in the kitchen and make yourself some tea. It might wash out the alcohol.
Malik putting his hands roughly in his pockets: Whatever.........(coffee's better though...........)
Bakura turning to Isis: So......what was it that you had to give away all of Yami's riches?
Isis hesitantly: You're too young Bakura.
Bakura: Are you kidding me? I'm older than you by five thousand years.
Isis curtly: I mean by brain.
Bakura growling: Ha ha. Very funny Isis, but I'm damn serious. Why would Kaiba steal from Yami?
Isis uneasily: Bakura..........I don't think I should tell you.........
Bakura slightly surprised: Why?
Isis looks up into Bakura's eyes. Hers start to sting with tears. She couldn't hold it much longer. She had to tell him.
:::The Freakin' Cliffhanger.........Now Back to the Others:::
Aki nervously: What?
Aya with her arms crossed: You know what.
Ami: Cough it up Chicken Wuss.
Yami: Chicken Wuss?
Ami shrugging: Nickname.
Aki in a state of fake shock: Well I never. How on earth could you think I have something to do with this mess?!
Yami: Ahem. Flashback: Aki: Well, I don't know half the stuff I'm writing in here okay??? I didn't even want Malik and Bakura to end up in front of Yami's tomb!
Aki with enormous sweat drops: Opps........?
Aya: "Opps" isn't gonna cut it sis.
Ami casually: So........what is happening to Malik and Bakura?
Aki in an irritated fashion: Like I said. I don't know half the stuff I write. I suck at planning things.
Yami mumbling: You can say that again..........
Aki snapping: What was that?
Yami hastily: Nothing, nothing...........
Ami: Whoa, what got you into a foul mood.
Aki looking up at the ceiling with her fist in the air: There's some really big bitches and asses out there........and I'm going to find them.
Aya with raised eyebrows: Geez Aki. You're starting to sound like me. (But I sound way better)
Aki annoyed: I'm being serious.
Ami amused: About what?
Aki giving her sister a dark look: About everything!
Yami: Everything?
Aya: What do you mean?
Aki shrugging: Dunno. Felt really moody for those past few sentences.
Ami: Baka.......such a moody person.
Aki smiling broadly: I love you too cutey.
Aya: Awwwwww! Sisterly love.
Yami suspiciously: What do you mean?
Aki: It means I don't love you anymore.
Yami hopefully: Really?
Aki holding out her finger: But..........
Yami anxiously: But.......?
Aki in a drunk voice (=we're all still drunk you know): You...........
Yami nodding: Go on.
Aki shaking her finger: Can't............
Yami nodding: Can't?
Aki sticking out her tongue: Love Tea.
Yami dumbstruck: Why can't I love her?
Ami: Oh ho ho! Does that mean you do love her?
Yami in disgust: No!
Aya rubbing her chin: But you must love someone!
Yami defensively: I don't need to love anyone.
Ami: How about "Grampa"?
Yami: That's Yugi's Grandfather. Of course I have to love him.
Aya: But you said you don't need to love anyone.
Yami: That's different. I meant the love as in love the other gender.
Aya: What's wrong with loving another man?
Ami: Yeah.
Yami: It's uncomfortable.
Aya gesturing her arms towards Aki, Ami, and herself: We like guys.
Yami: You're a woman.
Aki: Actually, we're still 'developing'.
Aya slapping Aki's head hard: Aki!
Aki rubbing her head and staring at Aya angrily: What?!
Ami: That's besides the point........what's wrong with women?
Yami: Nothing. They just like boys.
Aya: Are you saying we can't like girls?
Yami in an amused voice: No, no. Be my guest. I find lesbians........'interesting'.
Aki: Are you saying us "lady's" are just men's' own entertainment?
Yami waving his arms to make a cross sign: No, no! God, can't I find lesbians interesting?!
Ami: Well, you sure put it in a bad way.
Aya: Wait. If you find lesbians "interesting", shouldn't you also find "homosexuals" "interesting".
Yami wrinkling his nose: No, I find them disturbing.
Aya defensively: But I like gays. Are you saying I'm weird?
Yami: No! I just find them........queer.
Ami: But you like lesbians.....does that mean you find them disturbing?
Yami: I just said they were interesting!
Aki: Don't listen to her. She's trying to screw up your mind.
Yami mumbling: It's working..........
Aya: Hey, cut! Hold the picture! We like girls gestures towards Aki, Ami, and Aya. Are you saying we're lesbians?
Yami quickly: No!
Aya: Then why can't you love another man?
Yami: Because it's wrong!
Ami suspiciously: But it's okay for girls to like other girls.
Yami impatiently: Yes.
Aki: But not okay for guys to like guys.
Yami: Right.
Aki waving her hand dismissively: That's stupid!
Ami shaking her head sadly: Men..........
Aya: I know what you mean.
Aki: That's why I gave up on men long ago..........
Yami jolting up: Come again?
Aya speaking loudly before Aki could speak: Aki! That's personal information!
Aki: So?
Aya: We're on the Internet!
Aki looking as if a light bulb turned on in her head: You're right!
Ami looking towards the audience: To defend my stupid sister I only have one thing to say: she's not lez.
Just then, the wall to their right, leading to the living room, started shaking. Great rumbling sounds could be heard. It sounded as if........as if.........as if someone was singing. But not in a good way. The singing was not the best, but not the worse.
Being the best meant you sound great. Being the worst meant you sound like a foghorn. Being neither meant you're in between.
The singing was not in between. It sounded like Fat Man on the bagpipes with the horns shoved up his ass.
In fact, it was so bad, so gruesome, so intense.........the singing suddenly stopped.
Ami crouching down to the ground with her ears covered: My ears!
Yami covering his ears and leaning on the kitchen counter: That was terrible!
Aki suddenly burst into fits of laughter, not even stopping when there was another crash on the other side.
Ami jerking her thumb at a laughing form of Aki lying on the floor: What's her problem?
Yami shrugging uneasily: I have no clue.
Aki slaps the ground hard, trying to recollect herself, but fails and collapses into an even deeper laugh.
Yami quite irritated: What's so funny?
Aki feebly pointing at Yami: You!
Yami looking clueless: Excuse me?
Aya sighing and waving her hand: You know her Ami. Probably just sugar high or looking at something extremely funny.
Ami nodding her head absentmindedly: Looking at something extremely funny.........
Aki collecting herself: Shouldn't we go check on the others?
Aya: Sure..........
Yami: I hope Yugi's alright.......
Ami mumbling: Sure, sure.........
The four look at each other uneasily once more, then walk out the door, towards the living room.
:::Living Room:::
Joey forming him hand as if he's holding a microphone: And now, I, Joey Wheeler, da manliest man- not to mention the karaoke king- is here to amaze you- no wait- astonish you with my great magnificent voice!
Mokuba, Duke, Ryou, and Yugi clap their hands enthusiastically, still- may I add- drunk. Their red faces smile in a goofy way as they prepare to listen to Joey's 'great magnificent' voice.
Yugi happily: Go Joey!
Ryou still clapping: Sing!
Duke in a sly voice to Mokuba: Ten bucks says that Joey sounds like crap.
Mokuba shaking Duke's hand: You're on! (Not like ten bucks is worth anything to me........)
Joey tapping his foot with his pretend mic in his hand: And now........I shall begin........You there! pointing at Mokuba Boy! Play the music!
Mokuba: What kind of music?
Joey: Any kind! Hum a song I know!
Mokuba: Ah.......Okay.
Joey: Begin!
Mokuba in a sing song voice: la la! La la la la la laaaaaaa, la la, LA LA! La la la la la laaaaaaa! La la , LA LA! La la la la la laaaaaaaa, la la LA! LA! LA! LA LA LAAAAA.....
Joey: My kind o' song lil' buddy! holds up pretend mic up to his mouth, preparing to sing
Mokuba: La la la la la la-
Joey singing in the worst voice ever heard on land: Y! M! C! A! IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE-
Mokuba: LA! LA! LA! LA! LAAAAAAA!
Joey half singing, lots of shouting: THEY HAVE EVERYTHING MADE TO ENJOY, YOU CAN STAY OUT WITH ALL THE-
Mokuba shouting now more than humming: LAAAAAAAA LA LA!
Joey:
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT YYYYYMMMMCAAAA!!
YOU CAN GET YOURSELF CLEAN
YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD MEAL
YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU-
Mokuba: LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Joey half dancing now:
YOUNG MAN!!!
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
I SAID, YOUNG MAN!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?!
I SAID, YOUNG MAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOA!!!
bows
Yugi applauding: THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!
Ryou with a goofy smile on: BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Duke rummaging through his pockets grumpily: Damn............
Mokuba holding out his hand for Duke's ten bucks: That was easy.
Duke snapping his fingers: I never knew Joey was such a good singer!
Joey looking at his nails in triumph: Well, not many people have a gifted voice like me.
Yugi nodding furiously in awe: I know!
Mokuba: I want a try!
Yugi with a puffy voice: No Mokuba! It's my turn!
Mokuba looking down at the floor in disappointment: Okay........
Yugi: I want Ryou to play my music!
Ryou happily: What an honour!
Yugi: Pick a song for me Ryou!
Ryou: Sure! Just let me think first.......
Sadly, before Ryou could play the music, Yami, Ami, Aya, and Aki walk into the room, looking shaken and pale.
Yami rushing over to Yugi: Yugi! Are you alright? Are you hurt? Can you hear me? What was that noise! Yugi?
Yugi waving happily at Yami: Hi!
Yami looking over at the three authoresses with a death look: The noise has made him insane.........
Aki cleaning out her ear with her finger: He's fine. Just too much brandy......
Ami: Looking around. What was that awful noise?
Aya: Sounds worse than a Nick Ning.
Ami shaking her head in agreement and letting out a creepy shiver: Duh!
Joey, looking as if he were god: That, my fair ladies, is not an awful voice, but an astounding voice. A lovable voice. A voice that can calm waves on a single note.
Aya: More like a voice that can create tsunamis on a single bound.
Aki laughing: Yep.
Ami smiling: Don't tell me. Was it you singing?
Joey shoving his chest up high: Who else?
Aya shivering: Argh! Don't do that pose!
Joey ignoring Aya: Wasn't my voice grand? Wasn't my voice extraordinary? Wasn't it..........arousing?
All three of the authoresses shiver uncontrollably, too disgusted to even make a wise crack.
Joey, extremely drunk: You must think I'm one heck of a man. But please, there's enough of me for everyone. I don't tire easily.
Aki shivering: Ah! Images in my eyes! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ami shivering: What were you singing?
Aya shivering: What were you drinking?!
Joey: Why, the most popular song around! The most magnificent! Would you like to hear-
All three: NO!!!
Joey frowning: But I insist. It's too good to pass out.
Aki pushing Aya in front of Joey: Maybe you should let Aya sing. She's tops, probably the best singer in the world compared to you.
Aya angrily to Aki: You're comparing ME to HIM?!
Aki: Just take the compliment!
Ami: NO! No more karaoke! Argh........Joey was enough for me.....
Yugi pouting: But Joey was great!
Aya looking at him in disbelief: Are you deaf?
Ami: He sounded like Aki!
Aki: .............really........
Ryou: I think he was terrific. Even ask Duke and Mokuba.
Duke and Mokuba in unison: He was great!
Yami: You're all bluffing right?
Ryou shaking his head: We're not joking. It's true. He should sign up for American Idol.
Aya starts to hack and cough loudly.
Yami looking at her suspiciously with less concern: What wrong with her now?
Ami: Oh that? She only does that when she hears bad music.
Aki: Yes...........
Yugi frowning: But Joey was really good!
Ami: OKAY! WE GET IT!!!!! Jesus.........
Duke jumping up from the floor: Oh!
Everyone turning to him: What?
Duke: Mokuba still hasn't done his dare yet!
Ami with light striking her thick head: Your right!
Aya: Well what are we waiting for?
Yami dully: Beer.
Aya sadly: Oh right.........
Mokuba: Don't worry, There's a hole in the wall behind the couch that my big brother uses to store his strong brandy with.
Everyone fell silent for a few moments. Then.......
Yami: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SOONER?! NOW BAKURA AND MALIK ARE IN MY TOMB JUST BECAUSE THEY WENT TO GET WINE!!!
Mokuba in fright: You never asked!
Yami's eye starts to twitch.
Yugi: Calm down Yami! At least we have some beer!
Ami: Whoa. How much beer does Kaiba keep in his house?
Aki: None actually. I just stored it here for my own pleasure.
Aya: But you're underage. You can't drink.
Aki: God gave me a mouth didn't he?
Aya: Yes, but-
Aki interrupting: Ah, ah, ah! Don't ruin the moment for us!
Ami: What moment?
Aki looking at the rest of the group with her arms raised high: To cause unbelievable amount of chaos!
Aya giving Aki a high five: Right on!
Ami: Ahuh......
Mokuba leads the others towards the stashed beer. He hastily moves the leather couch aside and there lay a hole obviously stuffed with one of the finest and strongest brandies around.
Mokuba loading bottles into his arms: Help me out you guys.
The others follow Mokuba's lead, taking loads of beer bottles into their arms, then heading out to the kitchen to do their deadly experiments........
:::Back to the Others:::
Isis suddenly bursts into fits of tears, leaning on Bakura's shoulder for support.
Bakura with a surprised expression: Wh-what?
Isis: Oh Bakura! It's horrible!
Bakura awkwardly: What is?
Isis suddenly stops crying. She looks up at Bakura and blinks.
Isis: I don't know. My line kinda stops there.
Bakura with a baffled look: What?
Isis: My line stops there. For some strange reason, the authoress doesn't even know either.
Bakura now looking absolutely confused: Seriously? You've got to be joking Isis.
Isis: I'm not joking Bakura. Ask her yourself. She doesn't know what she's writing.
Bakura now looking ticked and confused: I've noticed that in the other chapters too.
Isis: I agree.
Malik calling from the kitchen: What the hell are you guys talking about?! What's taking so goddam long?!
Bakura calling to Malik: Will you shut up Malik?! It's none of your goddamn business!
Isis: Are you guys going back to the cellar?
Bakura: Yeah. The others probably don't miss us, but we should be getting back.
Isis: Yes.
Bakura shouting down to Malik: Malik! Get your ass here! We're leaving!
Malik shouting: All right already! (Jackass........)
Malik sulks over with a torch in his hand to keep the darkness away from his eyes.
Malik walking past them: Lets go already.
The two follow him silently towards the entrance of the cellar stairs. Before heading up, Malik turns towards his sister.
Malik: See you around sis.
Isis: See you Malik.
Malik absentmindedly drops the torch near the staircase to give his sister a big hug. Alas, he completely forgot that the stairs leading back to Kaiba's cellar still had their spilt wine lying on the floor.
Flames began swallowing the entrance, burning it in seconds then dying once the structure collapsed in a smoking heap.
The three stand in complete silence, shock in the atmosphere.
Malik in a disbelief tone: Now how are we going to get home?!
Isis quickly: There's enough money from Yami's fortune to get you two back home to Japan.
Bakura surprised: There's actually some money left?
Isis: Enough for two plane tickets, yes.
Bakura: Then there's no more?
Isis: If I don't count the tomb, yes.
Bakura: Are you going to sell the tomb?
Isis: ........Yes.
Bakura: With Yami's carcass in it?
Isis: ..............Yes.
Bakura smiling while patting Isis's back: Nice Isis. Never knew you had it in you.
Isis said nothing, not taking the compliment well.
Malik: Well that solves our dilemma.
Bakura: What are you waiting for Isis? Get us the money so we can be on our way.
In seconds, Malik and Bakura were boarding the plane to Japan in first class. (Althe: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one can arrive at the airport in seconds, but this is fanfiction. Heck, anything can happen).
A pretty flight attendant walks towards them, giving off her fake business like smile.
She was a fairly tall Black American with silky long black and red hair. Despite her business smile, she had a friendly expression.
Kikoken: Hello. I'll be your personal flight attendant for your entire fly. Please call me Kikoken. If you need anything, just call.
Malik: Yes I would like something.
Kikoken: Yes?
Malik: I'd like you to shut up.
Kikoken taken aback: Excuse me?
Bakura covering Malik's mouth with his hand: Excuse my friend. He's a little bit light headed at the moment mouth out the a word that only Kikoken could see 'Retarded'
Kikoken nodding sympathetically: I see. I'm sorry to hear that sir. Is there anything else you'd like?
Bakura giving off a fake smile: No. We're fine.
Kikoken nodding: Okay. I'll leave you two alone then. Enjoy you're flight.
Bakura watching the flight attendant go before glaring at Malik: Shut up will you? We could get kicked off this plane!
Malik slapping off Bakura's hand: Get your hands off me! I'll do as I please!
Bakura snapping: Not while I'm around. Keep your mouth shut okay? I don't need you ruining everything for us!
Malik gave Bakura the stiff middle finger before slouching down in his seat.
(Malik has been like that ever since the alcohol in him was draining out for anyone who wonders about his grumpiness.)
Bakura gave Malik a malicious glare, but Malik took no notice.
When Bakura turned to get the flight attendant, Malik gave him another stiff middle finger behind his back.
(Althe: --u This is going to be a long flight.......Oh. This part was my crappiest. I sped everything up. Gomen. I'm kinda running out of pages and all--.........)
:::Kaiba Mansion:::
Mokuba stands next to the marble counter in the kitchen, holding up a long glass cup filled with every kind of alcohol brand any man can think of.
Mokuba smiling down at the cup: It's pretty.
Duke: Well don't go drinking any. You're underage and it's for your brother.
Mokuba looking disappointed: But it looks so good.
Aya: Geez. It's hard enough to hold Yugi down, but you?
Yugi sitting on a chair sadly: I wanna taste.
Yami watching Yugi carefully: No Yugi. Alcohol is a foul substance that ruins your mind.
Ami: Jesus! Why are you acting like kids?!
Mokuba innocently: I am one.
Yugi innocently: I look like one.
Ami gave both of them the 'oh my god..........' look before looking away from them.
Ryou: Where's Kaiba's room?
Mokuba: He's probably in his office.
Joey: What, does he live there now?
Mokuba: More or less.
Ryou: Should we bother him? If he's in his office, he's probably doing some heavy work.
Aya: He's always doing work Ryou.
Duke: Yeah. Might as well give him a break once in a while and help him chill.
Ryou: I guess.......
Joey: Besides, Kaiba would probably shoot us the next time we step foot in his house. Might as well live it large for now.
Ami: Point taken.
Yami: We better hurry before Kaiba comes back down here and kick us out personally.
Duke quizzically: Why would he do that?
Ami: Because he found Aya on the floor.
Aya shocked: No he did not!
Ami turning to Aya: Well, you're definitely the reason why he wants us all out.
Aya: I'm hurt Ami. Really hurt.
Ami smiling: Glad to know that.
Yugi looking around with a childish face: So we have to go now?
Yami: Well, no if we can get Kaiba into a good drunk.
Yugi happily: Really?
Yami: Yes.
Yugi jumping out of his seat: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!
The group quickly follow Yugi out the door and up the stairs when he suddenly stops and turns to the gang.
Yugi: Where do we go next?
Mokuba sighing: This way........
The group begin their walk towards Kaiba's office once more with Mokuba leading the way.
Aya turning her head to Ami: Hey Ami.
Ami: What?
Aya: Have you seen Aki?
Ami: No. Why?
Aya: I haven't seen her. That's why.
Ami: Psh.........
Aya: Seriously Ami. Where's your sister?
Ami: I don't know. She could be dead for all I care.
Aya: Some help you are........
Ryou: What are you guys talking about?
Ami: Aya's wondering where Aki is.
Duke: Hey........I haven't seen her at all.
Yami: Same.
Ryou: You think she got lost?
Ami: Probably. Her head isn't thinking these days.
Duke: I don't think someone could just wonder off like that.
Aya: Aki could.
Yami: I have to agree with Aya.
Ami: Same.
Duke: Why would she wonder off like that?
Ryou: Maybe she needed to go to the washroom?
Aya: Nah.
Ami: Probably fell off a bunch of stairs.
Mokuba looking at them darkly: Shhhhh! My brother can hear you!
The five quickly shut their mouths as they crowd around Kaiba's office door.
Mokuba mumbling to them: Be quiet and stay hidden.
Mokuba then knocks loudly to announce his entrance to his brother. Mokuba opens the door and finds Kaiba hard at work; hand over his head as if a major headache was killing him.
Mokuba stepping into the room and closing the door: Big brother?
Kaiba not bothering to look up: What Mokuba?
Mokuba: I brought you something to drink.
Kaiba: Is your friends still here?
Mokuba:..........No. They left.
Kaiba: Good.
Mokuba holding up the drink: Do you want some.........water?
Behind the door, sounds of suppressed laughter drifted to Mokuba's ears.
Kaiba: No thanks Mokuba. I'm not thirsty.
Mokuba: But you have to be! You've been working so hard!
Mokuba quickly walks up to him, holding out the glass of 'water'.
Kaiba: I don't need it Mokuba- what is that?
Mokuba looking down at the glass: Water.
Kaiba getting out of his chair: Are our taps polluted? It looks as if someone died in there.
Mokuba quickly: No! I made this water so it looks different!
Kaiba with raised eyebrows: You made water?
Mokuba: Yeah!
Kaiba: How can you make water? It's already there for you.
Mokuba: I modified it so it tastes better.
Kaiba takes the glass and looks and it hard: It looks revolting.
Mokuba: But I made it for you!
Kaiba looking at Mokuba: Why is your face so red?
Mokuba: It-It is?
Kaiba: Of course. Are you sick?
Mokuba talking while Kaiba feels his forehead: No. I just want you to drink my water.
Kaiba: You have a slight fever. You should go to your room and get some rest. (Aya whispering behind the door: Ah, Mokuba just ruined it for us.)
Mokuba: But what about my water?
Kaiba: I'm not going to drink it.
Mokuba teary: But I made it for you!
Kaiba brings the glass close to his face and sniffs it. He quickly pulled back, nearly dropping it.
Kaiba in pure disgust: It smells terrible! Mokuba, what did you put in this, this 'water'?!
Mokuba innocently: ........Tea.
Kaiba with a look of disbelief: Tea smells and looks like this?!
Mokuba: It's strong tea.
Kaiba with his eyebrow raised: You've got to be joking Mokuba. I think playing with those hoodlums have gotten into your head. Go and get some rest. You might come back to your senses later.
Mokuba: But you're dehydrated!
Kaiba: Even if I was dehydrated, I certainly wouldn't drink 'this'.
Mokuba going down on his knees and putting out puppy eyes: Please! If not for dehydration, then for me!
Kaiba heaves out a exasperated sigh. Out of all the things he could resist, Mokuba's puppy eyes knocked all the mercy right back to him.
Kaiba: Fine. But promise me you'll get some rest and leave me alone.
Mokuba happily: Okay big brother!
Kaiba looks down at drink in disgust. He had no heart to drink it. It made him think of eating cockroaches, which, by the way felt much better than drinking something made from Mokuba in his drunken state.
Kaiba muttering: For Mokuba.
Then, he quickly gulps down the alcohol, holding his breathe in case the beverage was worse than he thought.
Mokuba waits anxiously, looking at his brother's face for any sign of drunkness.
Kaiba fell down hard to the ground, breaking the glass cup.
Joey from behind the door: You hear that?
Duke looking at the others: You think we put too much alcohol in there?
Aya sarcastically: No, you think?
Yugi unusually cheerful: I bet you he's knocked out hard.
Yami: Yugi! Don't say such vile words!
Ami: The alcohol rubbing outta ya Yami?
Yami: ..........I don't know.
Ryou: Don't worry. There's more in the kitchen.
And that, was that.
The End
VVVVV
Althe: Yepyep. I don't know what to say, so yeah.............
Oh. Gonna put dates on my upcoming updates now. Read my bio for more details.
Oh. This chapter's kinda weird. Ah.......so.....yeah. Lots of grammar mistakes. Please bare with me-- I've been having an extreme headache lately....... (not kidding)
Probably from lack of sleep........
Gomen and hope ya enjoyed the latest chapter!
TWO MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT XD
You know what that means?! MORE UPDATES!!! XD
Ja ne!
PS Sorry you got such a small part Kikoken...I'll make it longer for you next time!