Disclaimer: This one is rated PG because I say some naughty words...o my! O
and I mention boobs and a whole butt-load of ghettoness. Prisoner of
Azkaban is coming up! Woopedeedoo!
Ghettofizzled
One day, Lindsay Lohan (you know that one really freckly girl from all those crappy movies?) comes to Hogwarts. Once entering the Gryffindor common room she yells "Hello everyone! I'm Chesty LaRoo, a.k.a. Boob Amagoo, a.k.a. Hermione Granger!" After that, Hermione gets super pissed off at that freckly girl so she gets super ghetto!
Hermione: Nu-uh home-girl! Don't you be dissin me al up in this hizzouse! I'm about to get all ghetto up in your face!
Boob Amagoo: Oh my! I must get out of here! Well me and the twins are off!
Meanwhile, Ron is sitting in the corner getting fatter by the minute. Always with the eating Ron, always with the scrumptious, delicious tacos.
Ron in between bites of food : I'm sorry. I can't help it! I just love food. Just because I can fit a whole city under this enormous flap of fat on my pinky doesn't mean I'm overweight!
One of Ron's 500 chins: Yea! Don't make fun of us!
Then, the camera shoots to Hermione and her ghettofied spirits are so high, everyone in the room automatically gets an afro. Even Harry. Cause Ron ate Harry because lets face it Harry's a stupid little cry baby and its all about Ron and Hermione! And out of no where Malfoy breaks in the room with almost as much ghettoness as Hermione. Even his highly gelled hair grew into an extremely shiny afro.
Malfoy: Alright ya'll it's time to get crazy up in this bizneritch! And then he break dances in front of Hermione like a crazy little...uhh... tree or something Uhhh what now?! You just got served! It's like you where at McDonalds! Over a million served!!
Hermione: O no you didn't Mal-fizzle! I'm about to go all up in your face! Protect yourself fool! And don't do drugs! and then Hermione does the worm, Macarena, an Irish jig, and even a bit of the river dance Uhhh take that Mal-fizzle! You got served! No one can beat my mad styles!
While Hermione waits around for the next person to challenge her, she gets a bigger afro, about 50 more tons of bling bling and some Rocca-wear clothes. And out of no where the most unexpected thing happened....Ron split into two people because he was so fat! And then an even more unexpectedererer thing happened..........wwwwwhhhhheeeee ..........wwwwwhhhhheeeee..........ok hold on one more..........wwwwwhhhhheeeee..........
Alfred comes bursting into the room! No one could believe their eyes! Not even Ron cause he had like 4 eyes now since he's so fat! Alfred got so ghettofied that he was gold! He had on his shoulder a hugmongoid boombox blasting "Yeah" by Usher and everyone is shocked!
Alfred: Alright, alright ya'll ain't seen nothing yet!
Mal-fizzle: Alright alright fool! I'm leaving this hizzouse cause this shiznett is getting crazy!
Then Alfred does the flyest moves but since he is a rocks the "flyest moves" he can do is rolling around
Everyone in the hizzouse: OOOOO SSSSNNNNAAAAPPPP!!!
A/N: Yeah! Don't you love the ghettoness!? Sorry to any of you Lindsay Lohan fans (for all one of you) open your eyes! You'll see she truly sucks! And will Alfred ever come back to once again settle all the ghettofied differences by busting out his bad-ass moves? Will Harry ever come back? Will it ever get hot and steamy with Ron and Hermione? Let's hope so!
Ghettofizzled
One day, Lindsay Lohan (you know that one really freckly girl from all those crappy movies?) comes to Hogwarts. Once entering the Gryffindor common room she yells "Hello everyone! I'm Chesty LaRoo, a.k.a. Boob Amagoo, a.k.a. Hermione Granger!" After that, Hermione gets super pissed off at that freckly girl so she gets super ghetto!
Hermione: Nu-uh home-girl! Don't you be dissin me al up in this hizzouse! I'm about to get all ghetto up in your face!
Boob Amagoo: Oh my! I must get out of here! Well me and the twins are off!
Meanwhile, Ron is sitting in the corner getting fatter by the minute. Always with the eating Ron, always with the scrumptious, delicious tacos.
Ron in between bites of food : I'm sorry. I can't help it! I just love food. Just because I can fit a whole city under this enormous flap of fat on my pinky doesn't mean I'm overweight!
One of Ron's 500 chins: Yea! Don't make fun of us!
Then, the camera shoots to Hermione and her ghettofied spirits are so high, everyone in the room automatically gets an afro. Even Harry. Cause Ron ate Harry because lets face it Harry's a stupid little cry baby and its all about Ron and Hermione! And out of no where Malfoy breaks in the room with almost as much ghettoness as Hermione. Even his highly gelled hair grew into an extremely shiny afro.
Malfoy: Alright ya'll it's time to get crazy up in this bizneritch! And then he break dances in front of Hermione like a crazy little...uhh... tree or something Uhhh what now?! You just got served! It's like you where at McDonalds! Over a million served!!
Hermione: O no you didn't Mal-fizzle! I'm about to go all up in your face! Protect yourself fool! And don't do drugs! and then Hermione does the worm, Macarena, an Irish jig, and even a bit of the river dance Uhhh take that Mal-fizzle! You got served! No one can beat my mad styles!
While Hermione waits around for the next person to challenge her, she gets a bigger afro, about 50 more tons of bling bling and some Rocca-wear clothes. And out of no where the most unexpected thing happened....Ron split into two people because he was so fat! And then an even more unexpectedererer thing happened..........wwwwwhhhhheeeee ..........wwwwwhhhhheeeee..........ok hold on one more..........wwwwwhhhhheeeee..........
Alfred comes bursting into the room! No one could believe their eyes! Not even Ron cause he had like 4 eyes now since he's so fat! Alfred got so ghettofied that he was gold! He had on his shoulder a hugmongoid boombox blasting "Yeah" by Usher and everyone is shocked!
Alfred: Alright, alright ya'll ain't seen nothing yet!
Mal-fizzle: Alright alright fool! I'm leaving this hizzouse cause this shiznett is getting crazy!
Then Alfred does the flyest moves but since he is a rocks the "flyest moves" he can do is rolling around
Everyone in the hizzouse: OOOOO SSSSNNNNAAAAPPPP!!!
A/N: Yeah! Don't you love the ghettoness!? Sorry to any of you Lindsay Lohan fans (for all one of you) open your eyes! You'll see she truly sucks! And will Alfred ever come back to once again settle all the ghettofied differences by busting out his bad-ass moves? Will Harry ever come back? Will it ever get hot and steamy with Ron and Hermione? Let's hope so!