Next day I walk into the form room and look around. Ah, there she is, annoying miss friendship is actually going to be useful today.

"Hey Tea"

"Oh, hey Joey, where've you been these last two days? Me and the gang have been really worried" great, she had to ask, didn't she. I was hoping to keep the fact Kaiba saved me from a rapist a secret. What should I tell her?

"I...err, I've been...." At this point I feel a strong hand cover my mouth and someone speaks from behind me.

"Had a very bad cold and lost his voice. Personally I think he sounded like a hamster on helium." I whip around to see his smirking face and I feel anger boiling inside me.

"And how would you know that?" now he's stuck.

"I met him in the street" trust Seto to come up with an answer like that, can anyone ever back him into a corner?

"Get lost Kaiba," I say smoothly

"What, no thank you?" huh? I know why I should be thanking him, but I thought he wanted to keep it a secret as much as I do?"

"Why would I thank you for embarrassing me?" now I kneed to his answer to this.

"You know why" that's all he says all he says as he turns and walks away.

"The nerve of him. Why he hates you I will never know" Teas' angry voice brings me back to reality. I had been thinking, why does he hate me? Certainly not for the same reason I've come to accept I act like I do. Oh well, only time will tell.

"So Joey, you wanted to ask me something?" oh yeah, my stalker.

"Yeah, I did, would you put these up in the girls toilets for me?" Tea takes the posters I've given her and looks them over. As her eyes move down the page her frown deepens.

"Joey, you know you shouldn't give out your real name on the net."

"I know, and I didn't, my pen name is Blond_Pup_306" she sniggers slightly, I can guess why, anyone who knows me and Seto would.

"And don't bother annoying me over that" if she goes round saying I've started calling myself a dog of any description for any reason Seto'll have a field day, or he could do the complete opposite, but I know he won't.

"Interesting pen name" she sniggers.

"Very funny, are you going to put those posters up or not?" I'm getting annoyed now, why are girls so giggly?

"Shure, I can see why you want to meet this person, It'll really help sort this out." Well duh! That's why I'm doing it!

"Care to share the joke, beautiful?" now, how will Tea get rid of Duke today? To my surprise she turns round and slaps him

"Lay off me Duke. Go chase one of your girl-fans instead of me, and while you're at it, hand some of these posters out." She shoves a handful of posters to Duke and turns back to me.

"Joey, I know this may sound disturbing, but, have you considered this may be a boy?"

"Yeah." I hold out another pile of posters

"I'm putting these up in the boys."

"You seem pretty calm about that prospect" and she cares because?

"What prospect?" I say, now I think about it, I should be scared about the thought of having a male stalker, but I'm not, simple as that.

"Hello, earth to Joey! The prospect of having a male stalker!" several people turn to turn to look when she shouts this.

"Shush! Tea! Keep it down will ya!" I half shout, half whisper

"Right class, settle down." Everyone ignores the teacher who's just walked into the room.

"You're the one handing out posters!" she half shouts, half whispers in annoyance.

"Not with my name on." I say exasperatedly

"CLASS!!!" the teacher yells. Everyone takes notice at this and sits down.

"Today we will be starting a new topic on algebra," there's a collective moan from the class

"Everyone get out your text books and study page 266, thank you, in silence." And so my day starts.

######### Lunchtime #################

"What's with these posters then Joey?" do I have a right to remain silent?

"Why don't you just read one?" I say, shoving one in Dukes direction.

"Tea mentioned something about you having a stalker." Tristen says while he's reading the poster over Dukes' shoulder.

"Yeah, just some freak I picked up on the net, he definitely knows me, or at least goes to this school or he wouldn't be able to tell it was me from my pen name."

############## Later at the Internet café #################

What a day. No one's shut up about those posters, oh well, I guess that's what I wanted. Now lets see if my dear stalker has responded. Four new reviews. Two for my spelling and grammar will they ever give up on that? I'm doing my best! One's saying I did a good job, and one from I_Love_You. Let's see what they have to say.

Dear Blond_Pup_306,
Don't know why I'm still calling you that when I know your name, but oh well. Handing out posters now are we little pup? You must be stupid, or desperate, or both during my next four messages I'll give you pieces of a clue as to who I am. The first is 'B'. See if that gets you any closer. See you tomorrow.
I_Love_You

'B'? What kind of clue is that? Oh well, that was the first of four. Guess they can't make too obvious. I walk out of the Internet café after finishing the sixth chapter of my story, another perverted one. I grin as I walk down the street and down an alleyway where I curl up under an overhanging roof and go to sleep.