Chapter 1- "DON'T GET MAD WOMAN!!" (wha....?)
Author's note: Don't think this would be like other mushy love stories you have read. But believe me this will blow your brains out. Literally!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Well, on with the story..... heheheheh.... Feel my wrath.... I don't think this is the Sakura that you know.....
Sakura
All I could see was darkness.... I could feel myself floating on air. Then suddenly I felt a breeze blowing on my face...
"Dang!!! What's that awful stench!!!" I screamed waking up from the dream then suddenly I saw a figure shaped like an ass...
"Waaahhhh!!!.... what the hell!!!!! Get your frickin' ass off my freakin' face!!!!" I got a baseball bat and swung it across the air and struck Kero's ass and his internal organs went flying across the room that blood was spilling everywhere.
"Haha!!! Die!!! You measly rat with wings!!!" I bellowed and suddenly Kero got a lamp and smacks it on my face twisting my head in a 360 degrees spin.
"Ow!!!" I screamed. I countered his hit with a tackle sending both of us to wall and accidentally banged my head and blood squirted out. And while I was feeling pain I saw the clock and I had only ten minutes to take a bath, change my clothes and eat my freakin' breakfast.
"SHIT!!! I have only have ten minutes to prepare myself for school!!! Damn!! Gotta get ready!!!" I screamed rushing to the bathroom took a quick shower then changed to my school uniform.
"That was the reason I farted on your face because you wouldn't wake up and you were snoring so loud that you woke up mostly all of the neighbors... Dang!!! You could have heard yourself snoring!!! Man!!! Was that loud!!!"
"ALRIGHT ALREADY!!! SHEESH!!!" I pouted and ran downstairs. Suddenly I slid and broke my leg sending me flying to the air and landed near the door of the dining room.
"Good morning!" I said while getting up from the floor.
"Good morning." My dad said. "Are you alright, Sakura?" my dad asked with a worried face.
"I'm fine!" I answered back with a smiling face but deep inside I was full of pain.
"What took you so long to wake up?... ugly sister..." I shot a glare at my brother who was eating his breakfast with an annoying look.
"At least I don't look old like you!!" I shot back with an angry tone. We glared at each other, and as you know I dashed towards him and gave him a high kick, but he blocked my leg with his left arm. But I wasn't gonna give up, I twisted my body giving him another blow from my other leg hitting his face, but he didn't even budge even a little because he had a thick face!!!
"Damn!! Did you have plastic surgery or what?!?!?" I yelled running towards the entrance wearing my blades as fast as I can. I was chased until the second house until he stopped running with a knife in his hand.
"Damn! She got away this time, but wait until you come back I'm gonna kick your--" a truck passed by blaring the horn. "Why do they always do that when I say something meaningful...?!
Grrr..." he went in the house with a steaming head.
Sakura
"Shoo... I was lucky I got away this time cause the last time he chased me, he only just brought a spatula with him, but now?! Nevermind!!.... " I didn't realize that I was still in a fast speed, I couldn't brake.
"Waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I crashed into a pole and guts came out!!!!
"Ewwww!!!...." I said while picking up the rest of my guts lying on the ground. "Better get going or I'll be late for school.." i dashed like an idiot and suddenly bumped into someone along the way. IT WAS SYAORAN!! And boy!! Was he ugly as ever!!! I thought...
"Geez... would you watch where your going..." he stared at me as I sat up.
"Why aren't you riding your LIMO today..." I said while standing up.
"I just wanted to walk today because I was getting tired of riding a limo." He faced away blushing.
"REALLY?...." I said raising a brow at him.
"Come on, we'll be late for school if you are not gonna move your fat ass right now!!" Syaoran ran past me while I was struggling to move faster than him. "MATTE!!!!" I screamed still behind him.
It was lunchtime and all of them went to their favorite spot to enjoy their lunch together. Tomoyo waved at Sakura as she saved a spot for the both of them.
"Thanks for saving a spot for me." I said while I took out her lunch from my bag.
"I was not waving at you, you freak!" Tomoyo yelled at me in a shock.
"What...?" I said in a shock while her face turned white as if she has seen a ghost.
"Get out of here you weirdo!!!!" Tomoyo screamed her tonsils out and hanged from her mouth. ouch
"Ew... get it away from me!!!" I screamed my ATAY out (that means LIVER in our language). "FINE!! You #$%&!!!!" sticking my tongue out, walking away with my bag and lunch.
"You can sit with me if you want to..." someone said sitting on a bench.
"Oh! it's you Syoaran." I jumped that I didn't really thought that he would invite unlike that "BESTFRIEND" of MINE!
"What? You want or not?" I did not realize that I staring in a gaze.
"Oh, okay. Thanks!" sending a smile at him. He blushed and faced away.
"What's wrong?" I wondered what the hell was his problem he was always facing away when I smile at him. "Sheesh." I said pouting.
After class, we were all leaving because it was dismissal time already. When suddenly I saw Tomoyo coming outside with someone else. They laughing like idiots as they walked past by me. She looked at me and looked pretty snotty.
"Who the hell does she think she is!!!??? I would like to pull her big freakin' lips and tie it to truck and let her get dragged all around the until she dies!!" I thought.
Putting my thoughts aside, I went home with a pouting face. When suddenly I saw a flying knife swift through almost hitting me at my side. I was lucky to evade it by a second. I looked up and saw a tall, dark figure towering in front of me.
"Oh, SHIT!!!" I screamed not forgetting what happened this morning.
I ran evading his every attack, but of course I almost got hit many times. When luckily my father went out of the house saying that we should stop this nonsense. I hid behind my dad and stuck a tongue at my brother.
"He started it." I said.
"WHAT?!?!? It's always me isn't it?!?!?" he growled exchanging glares with me.
"STOP IT!!" my dad yelled making us freeze to our spot.
"There will no fighting in this family and I mean it!' my father said with a serious face.
'Wow!.... I never knew that dad was so serious in his entire life!' I thought.
"Sigh... never mind... let's get inside the house and eat dinner while it's hot..." my father said walking inside the house. We looked at each other and sighed. Oh well, we went inside the house and after eating dinner I went to my room with a dessert on my hand.
"Kero? Heeeey! I've got a surprise for you!" I said walking towards my bed, but I didn't see him anywhere.
"Hmmm... where can he be?" I walked towards my desk and placed the dessert on the desk. And then I saw the Clow Book glowing and then it floated.
"What now?!" I said rolling my eyes. But before I could say anything else, suddenly I fell on the floor and became unconscious.
"Sakura?? Did you call me?..." he went flying out from the toilet and looked around the room but didn't see any Sakura anywhere.
"Hmmm.... Where could she be?" he went flying to the desk and saw the dessert and squealed.
"WOOHOOO!!! All mine!! HAHAHA!!!" and then he sees Sakura on the floor unconscious.
"SAKURA!! HEY WAKE UP!!!! YOU BLOCKHEAD!!!" slapping her on the face, but she wouldn't move even a little budge.
He sees her lying on the floor, sitting beside her, feeling low and sad. And then he went to the toilet and got a bucket filled with toilet water. "WAKE UP S2PID!!!!" SPLASH!!! "RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!!" he screamed but nothing happened (Man, was he palaw!!). He went to the desk and opened the drawer and takes out some cymbals. CLANG!!!!! CLANG!!! It goes but nothing happened.
"SAKURA...... where are you?......" sitting beside the wet Sakura.... "DID YOU TAKE A PISS?!?!?!?" (OH MAN!!! HE'S SO DUMB!!!)
Author's note:
Well, it's getting weirder and weirder... the first part was funny then along the way it became serious right... this is a stupid story!!! What do you think anyway? Hehheheh.... Dang!
Author's note: Don't think this would be like other mushy love stories you have read. But believe me this will blow your brains out. Literally!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Well, on with the story..... heheheheh.... Feel my wrath.... I don't think this is the Sakura that you know.....
Sakura
All I could see was darkness.... I could feel myself floating on air. Then suddenly I felt a breeze blowing on my face...
"Dang!!! What's that awful stench!!!" I screamed waking up from the dream then suddenly I saw a figure shaped like an ass...
"Waaahhhh!!!.... what the hell!!!!! Get your frickin' ass off my freakin' face!!!!" I got a baseball bat and swung it across the air and struck Kero's ass and his internal organs went flying across the room that blood was spilling everywhere.
"Haha!!! Die!!! You measly rat with wings!!!" I bellowed and suddenly Kero got a lamp and smacks it on my face twisting my head in a 360 degrees spin.
"Ow!!!" I screamed. I countered his hit with a tackle sending both of us to wall and accidentally banged my head and blood squirted out. And while I was feeling pain I saw the clock and I had only ten minutes to take a bath, change my clothes and eat my freakin' breakfast.
"SHIT!!! I have only have ten minutes to prepare myself for school!!! Damn!! Gotta get ready!!!" I screamed rushing to the bathroom took a quick shower then changed to my school uniform.
"That was the reason I farted on your face because you wouldn't wake up and you were snoring so loud that you woke up mostly all of the neighbors... Dang!!! You could have heard yourself snoring!!! Man!!! Was that loud!!!"
"ALRIGHT ALREADY!!! SHEESH!!!" I pouted and ran downstairs. Suddenly I slid and broke my leg sending me flying to the air and landed near the door of the dining room.
"Good morning!" I said while getting up from the floor.
"Good morning." My dad said. "Are you alright, Sakura?" my dad asked with a worried face.
"I'm fine!" I answered back with a smiling face but deep inside I was full of pain.
"What took you so long to wake up?... ugly sister..." I shot a glare at my brother who was eating his breakfast with an annoying look.
"At least I don't look old like you!!" I shot back with an angry tone. We glared at each other, and as you know I dashed towards him and gave him a high kick, but he blocked my leg with his left arm. But I wasn't gonna give up, I twisted my body giving him another blow from my other leg hitting his face, but he didn't even budge even a little because he had a thick face!!!
"Damn!! Did you have plastic surgery or what?!?!?" I yelled running towards the entrance wearing my blades as fast as I can. I was chased until the second house until he stopped running with a knife in his hand.
"Damn! She got away this time, but wait until you come back I'm gonna kick your--" a truck passed by blaring the horn. "Why do they always do that when I say something meaningful...?!
Grrr..." he went in the house with a steaming head.
Sakura
"Shoo... I was lucky I got away this time cause the last time he chased me, he only just brought a spatula with him, but now?! Nevermind!!.... " I didn't realize that I was still in a fast speed, I couldn't brake.
"Waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I crashed into a pole and guts came out!!!!
"Ewwww!!!...." I said while picking up the rest of my guts lying on the ground. "Better get going or I'll be late for school.." i dashed like an idiot and suddenly bumped into someone along the way. IT WAS SYAORAN!! And boy!! Was he ugly as ever!!! I thought...
"Geez... would you watch where your going..." he stared at me as I sat up.
"Why aren't you riding your LIMO today..." I said while standing up.
"I just wanted to walk today because I was getting tired of riding a limo." He faced away blushing.
"REALLY?...." I said raising a brow at him.
"Come on, we'll be late for school if you are not gonna move your fat ass right now!!" Syaoran ran past me while I was struggling to move faster than him. "MATTE!!!!" I screamed still behind him.
It was lunchtime and all of them went to their favorite spot to enjoy their lunch together. Tomoyo waved at Sakura as she saved a spot for the both of them.
"Thanks for saving a spot for me." I said while I took out her lunch from my bag.
"I was not waving at you, you freak!" Tomoyo yelled at me in a shock.
"What...?" I said in a shock while her face turned white as if she has seen a ghost.
"Get out of here you weirdo!!!!" Tomoyo screamed her tonsils out and hanged from her mouth. ouch
"Ew... get it away from me!!!" I screamed my ATAY out (that means LIVER in our language). "FINE!! You #$%&!!!!" sticking my tongue out, walking away with my bag and lunch.
"You can sit with me if you want to..." someone said sitting on a bench.
"Oh! it's you Syoaran." I jumped that I didn't really thought that he would invite unlike that "BESTFRIEND" of MINE!
"What? You want or not?" I did not realize that I staring in a gaze.
"Oh, okay. Thanks!" sending a smile at him. He blushed and faced away.
"What's wrong?" I wondered what the hell was his problem he was always facing away when I smile at him. "Sheesh." I said pouting.
After class, we were all leaving because it was dismissal time already. When suddenly I saw Tomoyo coming outside with someone else. They laughing like idiots as they walked past by me. She looked at me and looked pretty snotty.
"Who the hell does she think she is!!!??? I would like to pull her big freakin' lips and tie it to truck and let her get dragged all around the until she dies!!" I thought.
Putting my thoughts aside, I went home with a pouting face. When suddenly I saw a flying knife swift through almost hitting me at my side. I was lucky to evade it by a second. I looked up and saw a tall, dark figure towering in front of me.
"Oh, SHIT!!!" I screamed not forgetting what happened this morning.
I ran evading his every attack, but of course I almost got hit many times. When luckily my father went out of the house saying that we should stop this nonsense. I hid behind my dad and stuck a tongue at my brother.
"He started it." I said.
"WHAT?!?!? It's always me isn't it?!?!?" he growled exchanging glares with me.
"STOP IT!!" my dad yelled making us freeze to our spot.
"There will no fighting in this family and I mean it!' my father said with a serious face.
'Wow!.... I never knew that dad was so serious in his entire life!' I thought.
"Sigh... never mind... let's get inside the house and eat dinner while it's hot..." my father said walking inside the house. We looked at each other and sighed. Oh well, we went inside the house and after eating dinner I went to my room with a dessert on my hand.
"Kero? Heeeey! I've got a surprise for you!" I said walking towards my bed, but I didn't see him anywhere.
"Hmmm... where can he be?" I walked towards my desk and placed the dessert on the desk. And then I saw the Clow Book glowing and then it floated.
"What now?!" I said rolling my eyes. But before I could say anything else, suddenly I fell on the floor and became unconscious.
"Sakura?? Did you call me?..." he went flying out from the toilet and looked around the room but didn't see any Sakura anywhere.
"Hmmm.... Where could she be?" he went flying to the desk and saw the dessert and squealed.
"WOOHOOO!!! All mine!! HAHAHA!!!" and then he sees Sakura on the floor unconscious.
"SAKURA!! HEY WAKE UP!!!! YOU BLOCKHEAD!!!" slapping her on the face, but she wouldn't move even a little budge.
He sees her lying on the floor, sitting beside her, feeling low and sad. And then he went to the toilet and got a bucket filled with toilet water. "WAKE UP S2PID!!!!" SPLASH!!! "RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!!" he screamed but nothing happened (Man, was he palaw!!). He went to the desk and opened the drawer and takes out some cymbals. CLANG!!!!! CLANG!!! It goes but nothing happened.
"SAKURA...... where are you?......" sitting beside the wet Sakura.... "DID YOU TAKE A PISS?!?!?!?" (OH MAN!!! HE'S SO DUMB!!!)
Author's note:
Well, it's getting weirder and weirder... the first part was funny then along the way it became serious right... this is a stupid story!!! What do you think anyway? Hehheheh.... Dang!