The mob has spoken, again.  Yusuke!  I have a favor to ask of my readers.  Could you please read and review my new story, Angels in Disguise!  It has really hurt my feelings that no one has reviewed it…please, dear fans?

Disclaimer: I don't own arrogant juvenile delinquents.

Yusuke was doing what every boy should do on a Thursday at ten o' clock in the morning…playing on the internet.  He was looking for porn when a voice said (you get three guesses-___-) 'you got mail'!  "What the hell could it be this time?" Yusuke complained.  Not that he was doing any saving the earth stuff, but naked ladies were naked ladies, right?

Dear Yusuke,

Please help Koenma's work go faster by filling out this form.  If you do, you can call Koenma 'toddler bitch' (see dark indulgence DVD) whenever you like.

Love,

Botan, Ayame, Hinageshi, Sakura, and her fellow reviewers

Name: Yusuke Urameshi

Birthdate: My mom never told me…nice of her, huh?

Age: 14 (AN depends on where you are in the show.  Tired of my notes, huh? ^^)

Height: I think about 5'7"

Weight: wouldn't you like to know…heheh

Hair color: Black with blue highlights for gel.

Eye color: dark brown

Best friend: Kuwabara, the big lug ^^

Employer: toddler bitch, of course!

Lover: my girlfriend?  Keiko, who else? (If you have a complaint, look under hidden truth and flame there)

Cutest friend: Yukina is pretty, and Shizuru is hot…

Craziest: Have you seen Kurama when drunk?   And you thought Karasu was mad…

Weirdest: I'm sorry Jin, you are really weird.

Smartest: Kurama, no doubt on that.

Pajama color? Fleshy peach, heh heh heh

Virgin? Yes

When did you lose it? Lose what?

Do you regret it?  What did I regret?

Am I confusing you? Greatly.  Wow, I didn't know I knew that word…

Yusuke hit send.  He really didn't care what happened to it, he got to call Koenma a toddler bitch whenever he wanted now.

Was that good?  Again, please read Angels in Disguise!  I am on my knees!  I star in it as Suzu!  Please!  Oh, please R, R, and R!

Love always,

Samurai Girl Sakura