Killer Target
Function 5: Drunken
"Moshi Moshi?" Sakura said answering the phone.
"Hey," a deep, dark, and handsome voice answered on the other end.
"AHHHH Sasuke-kun!" Sakura screeched as she recognized his voice.
"So how bout you and me go on a date tomorrow? I'm scared for you baby, I wanna talk to you but I have a CD to make so I have to see you tomorrow, okay?" he said sweetly.
"Okie, baby," she said happily.
The phone conversation ended and Sakura turned around to Naruto with a great big smile on her face.
"Is something going on Miss Sakura?" he questioned naively.
"I have a date with my boyfriend tomorrow!" she said with happiness.
"Ah, I see, so therefore this is why you are so happy," he said.
Sakura looked at the watch on her cell phone, 7:00 PM, then she looked back up at Naruto, "Hmmmm, want to go to a bar and grab a couple of beers to celebrate?" she suggested.
"But ma'am you have a date tomorrow I don't think it would be wise to- " before he could finish Sakura grabbed his arm and dragged him.
"You're like a mom I swear! Come on and let's go have some fun Mr. Stiff!" she said while dragging him.
As they walked into the bar it was a bar for famous people, and you had to have a VIP pass to get in. Once they got a seat Sakura called for two beers, but Naruto insisted he'd have water.
"So Naruto, how did you get started an ANBU," she asked with her normal voice for now.
"Let's see, I had a dream to become Hokage, but I realized that it was not possible for a person like me, even though I'm the top ANBU I can't defeat the Hokage. How about you? How were you started as a singer?"
"Hmmm, I was no good at being a ninja but I had talents in other things such as singing. One day they pulled me out of class and asked me to sing for them, the next thing I knew me and two other girls were signing on stage. The three were already friends at the academy so it was no problem to get along with them and that makes our singing even more synchronized," she explained to him.
"So do like the job?" he asked.
"Of course what about you?"
"It has its ups and downs," Naruto said.
"I know, I heard you lose many friends," she said looking at him.
About a few hours later Sakura dropped to the floor half awake and half asleep. Naruto sighed, "I told you to watch how much you drank."
"Shuth up," she said in a slur of words.
He sighed again, he paid her bill and then he carried her home on his back as she laid her head on his shoulder. "You're a good guy," she said still drunk, "but you're one of those guys who are sweet but never end up with the girl in the end huh?" He ignored what she had said. "Come on bub answer meh."
Naruto looked at her and said, "You're drunk, just keep quiet or else you'll ruin your reputation." After that she kept quiet.
Later they reached the mansion and he was escorted to her room, she could hear a strange sound coming from her and he rushed her to the bathroom. He put her head over the toilet as she vomited. "UGHHHH, UUUAAH," she made those atrocious sounds and then choked and coughed a few times. Naruto kneeled by her side holding her hair back and soothing her back.
As soon as she was done he helped her wash her mouth and then carried her in his arms back to her room. "Geez, what and idiot, this is what rich and famous people are always like, reckless."
He placed her down on his bed but as soon as he let go his body suddenly was yanked down to her, "What the hell?" he said and then noticed she had a tight grip on his shirt.
"Naruto, be sweet and lay down with me," she said weakly, "If you don't I'll file a report on you."
"Damn," he said under his breath and lied down next to her, but that wasn't good enough for her. She moved close to him wrapping her legs and arms around his body, she sighed in content. Naruto didn't move and inch nor did he sleep.
"Go to sleep," she grumbled, "if you don't I'm going to kick you ass got it?"
"Yes, ma'am," he said then closed his eyes and went to bed but not really he faked it.................................
READ AND REVIEW
Kairi: Hee hee hee ain't that funny? Sakura made Naruto sleep with her!
Kaori: Poor Naruto he's not used to this kind of thing, he's just a body guard and has lived a military like life and no women at all!
Kairi: I think this story is pretty good so far, Kaori we will never work apart again!
Kaori: No we won't b/c we suck without each other wahhhhhh ::Runz and hugz each other and criez::.
Kairi: Yeah we tried to split up the work and work apart to write a whole bunch of NaruSaku but our brains weren't capable of it ;P
Function 5: Drunken
"Moshi Moshi?" Sakura said answering the phone.
"Hey," a deep, dark, and handsome voice answered on the other end.
"AHHHH Sasuke-kun!" Sakura screeched as she recognized his voice.
"So how bout you and me go on a date tomorrow? I'm scared for you baby, I wanna talk to you but I have a CD to make so I have to see you tomorrow, okay?" he said sweetly.
"Okie, baby," she said happily.
The phone conversation ended and Sakura turned around to Naruto with a great big smile on her face.
"Is something going on Miss Sakura?" he questioned naively.
"I have a date with my boyfriend tomorrow!" she said with happiness.
"Ah, I see, so therefore this is why you are so happy," he said.
Sakura looked at the watch on her cell phone, 7:00 PM, then she looked back up at Naruto, "Hmmmm, want to go to a bar and grab a couple of beers to celebrate?" she suggested.
"But ma'am you have a date tomorrow I don't think it would be wise to- " before he could finish Sakura grabbed his arm and dragged him.
"You're like a mom I swear! Come on and let's go have some fun Mr. Stiff!" she said while dragging him.
As they walked into the bar it was a bar for famous people, and you had to have a VIP pass to get in. Once they got a seat Sakura called for two beers, but Naruto insisted he'd have water.
"So Naruto, how did you get started an ANBU," she asked with her normal voice for now.
"Let's see, I had a dream to become Hokage, but I realized that it was not possible for a person like me, even though I'm the top ANBU I can't defeat the Hokage. How about you? How were you started as a singer?"
"Hmmm, I was no good at being a ninja but I had talents in other things such as singing. One day they pulled me out of class and asked me to sing for them, the next thing I knew me and two other girls were signing on stage. The three were already friends at the academy so it was no problem to get along with them and that makes our singing even more synchronized," she explained to him.
"So do like the job?" he asked.
"Of course what about you?"
"It has its ups and downs," Naruto said.
"I know, I heard you lose many friends," she said looking at him.
About a few hours later Sakura dropped to the floor half awake and half asleep. Naruto sighed, "I told you to watch how much you drank."
"Shuth up," she said in a slur of words.
He sighed again, he paid her bill and then he carried her home on his back as she laid her head on his shoulder. "You're a good guy," she said still drunk, "but you're one of those guys who are sweet but never end up with the girl in the end huh?" He ignored what she had said. "Come on bub answer meh."
Naruto looked at her and said, "You're drunk, just keep quiet or else you'll ruin your reputation." After that she kept quiet.
Later they reached the mansion and he was escorted to her room, she could hear a strange sound coming from her and he rushed her to the bathroom. He put her head over the toilet as she vomited. "UGHHHH, UUUAAH," she made those atrocious sounds and then choked and coughed a few times. Naruto kneeled by her side holding her hair back and soothing her back.
As soon as she was done he helped her wash her mouth and then carried her in his arms back to her room. "Geez, what and idiot, this is what rich and famous people are always like, reckless."
He placed her down on his bed but as soon as he let go his body suddenly was yanked down to her, "What the hell?" he said and then noticed she had a tight grip on his shirt.
"Naruto, be sweet and lay down with me," she said weakly, "If you don't I'll file a report on you."
"Damn," he said under his breath and lied down next to her, but that wasn't good enough for her. She moved close to him wrapping her legs and arms around his body, she sighed in content. Naruto didn't move and inch nor did he sleep.
"Go to sleep," she grumbled, "if you don't I'm going to kick you ass got it?"
"Yes, ma'am," he said then closed his eyes and went to bed but not really he faked it.................................
READ AND REVIEW
Kairi: Hee hee hee ain't that funny? Sakura made Naruto sleep with her!
Kaori: Poor Naruto he's not used to this kind of thing, he's just a body guard and has lived a military like life and no women at all!
Kairi: I think this story is pretty good so far, Kaori we will never work apart again!
Kaori: No we won't b/c we suck without each other wahhhhhh ::Runz and hugz each other and criez::.
Kairi: Yeah we tried to split up the work and work apart to write a whole bunch of NaruSaku but our brains weren't capable of it ;P
