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1 You can't resist him
2 Go see
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2.1 END OF COMMERCIALS
If you would like to see more in the future, please write to purple_nurple_7@hotmail.com, or review my story. If you have suggestions email me or review. Thank you! And have a great day!!
Voice: Are you tired of the normal average hobbit life? Sick of being fat, lazy and all around hicky? Well you can come on one of Bilbo's Guided Tours, go hiking up a mountain in a blizzard, go white water rafting in a wine barrel or even sneak up on a dragon! Now excepting parties of five or more for Bilbo's guided tours! Call 1-800-555-6757 now!
(Jaws music) Shot of a bushy tail running away…(more jaws music) dundun dundundun dundundundundundundundun da! Suddenly you see a squirrel like the one from Ice Age twitching his nose.
1 You can't resist him
2 Go see
LORD OF THE SQUIRRELS
Showing now in theaters all over Middle Earth
Do you want a Survivor: Middle Earth buff??? Are you one of those fanatics who stalk the remaining producers just to see a shot at the next show??? Well join the club!!! The " I stalk someone from Survivor club!!! Get exclusive footage discretely in the mail of the funniest, most outrageous, and strangest moments from Survivor!! Not available anywhere else!! Join now at I-stalk-survivor.com!! OR write to us at:
Survivor Stalkers
1324 Orthanc road
Orthanc Middle Earth 37971
2.1 END OF COMMERCIALS
If you would like to see more in the future, please write to purple_nurple_7@hotmail.com, or review my story. If you have suggestions email me or review. Thank you! And have a great day!!