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A shot of Legolas creeping across a blank screen. Suddenly he hears something and runs off the other side. Seconds later hundreds of fans run across after him.After a few moments, you see Legolas drop down from the top of the screen and wipe his hands off. Once again it is as if he hears something and he fumbles in his pockets for something. Finally as the fans appear again he whips out a bottle and sprays it at them. Abruptly all of the fans make a sound of disgust in unison and run away. All that remains is Gimli who begins making goo- goo eyes at Legolas.
" Do you suffer from pesky fans following you around all day? Well then you need- Fan away! It's a simple mixture made by Legolas Inc. that, when sprayed at the fans, makes you seem Gimli like, repulsive." Finally realizing that Gimli was still there, Legolas looked at him for a moment with a furrowed brow, then sprayed the bottle at Gimli again. Gimli blinks for a moment then looks back at Legolas with wide eyes, screams and runs away. " Be aware that the more that you use, the uglier you will look to your fan." Showing one of his perfect smiles, the Fan away Logo comes up as the screen fades away. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Voice: Have you ever wanted to stir a cauldron? Laugh maniacly? Know everything before it happens? Well then you want to be a witch or wizard!! Become a magical entity in 60 days or less with Gandalf's Quick Study Course! Skills you learn include potion making, staff/ wand tapping, and language courses are available!! Call now to get your free introductory video!!
1-800- MAGIKAL ************************************************************************
Upbeat tune:
She's an elf, She's a star She is cool You'll go far
Buy a doll Arwen Rocks Her boyfriend Aragorn Is a fox
She has a horse And a car Pick her up You'll go far
Need a friend? Arwen's cool And her house Has a pool
Pick her up At the store All you want She has more
Arwen's the girl Who's got everything So pick up her accessories And get a free ring!!!
During the entire song shots of a doll with straight dark hair who closely resembles Barbie, is shown with a horse, car, boyfriend doll- Aragorn (Pick one up today) and many other clothes and accessories. Pick one up today!!
Arwen **********************************************************************
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Commercials
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A shot of Legolas creeping across a blank screen. Suddenly he hears something and runs off the other side. Seconds later hundreds of fans run across after him.After a few moments, you see Legolas drop down from the top of the screen and wipe his hands off. Once again it is as if he hears something and he fumbles in his pockets for something. Finally as the fans appear again he whips out a bottle and sprays it at them. Abruptly all of the fans make a sound of disgust in unison and run away. All that remains is Gimli who begins making goo- goo eyes at Legolas.
" Do you suffer from pesky fans following you around all day? Well then you need- Fan away! It's a simple mixture made by Legolas Inc. that, when sprayed at the fans, makes you seem Gimli like, repulsive." Finally realizing that Gimli was still there, Legolas looked at him for a moment with a furrowed brow, then sprayed the bottle at Gimli again. Gimli blinks for a moment then looks back at Legolas with wide eyes, screams and runs away. " Be aware that the more that you use, the uglier you will look to your fan." Showing one of his perfect smiles, the Fan away Logo comes up as the screen fades away. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Voice: Have you ever wanted to stir a cauldron? Laugh maniacly? Know everything before it happens? Well then you want to be a witch or wizard!! Become a magical entity in 60 days or less with Gandalf's Quick Study Course! Skills you learn include potion making, staff/ wand tapping, and language courses are available!! Call now to get your free introductory video!!
1-800- MAGIKAL ************************************************************************
Upbeat tune:
She's an elf, She's a star She is cool You'll go far
Buy a doll Arwen Rocks Her boyfriend Aragorn Is a fox
She has a horse And a car Pick her up You'll go far
Need a friend? Arwen's cool And her house Has a pool
Pick her up At the store All you want She has more
Arwen's the girl Who's got everything So pick up her accessories And get a free ring!!!
During the entire song shots of a doll with straight dark hair who closely resembles Barbie, is shown with a horse, car, boyfriend doll- Aragorn (Pick one up today) and many other clothes and accessories. Pick one up today!!
Arwen **********************************************************************
End of Commercials
************************************** If you enjoyed this please review..