Ruthless Yakuza Killer And Cherry Blossom School Girl

Summary: He's part of the Yakuza, one of the ruthless and most feared in the world. This guy is the youngest number one person on the Japan's hit list. She is a school girl, kind with charisma, a secret side and is loved by everyone and is number one valedictorian in the country. What happens when they both accidentally meet?

Hit List 1: Screwed up

It was another regular work day, what was a girl to do when her mother forced to work at the bank. She pretended to be the most enthusiastic girl, but inside she loathed her job, she hated it, if she wasn't number one valedictorian in the country she could be like those normal girls on the street loving every moment of life.

"Oi, Miss Haruno Sakura! Where do I put this package?" said the UPS guy coming into the bank.

"Oh, you can give that to me, I'll take care of the man who is supposed to pick it up," she said.

The UPS guy walked over and handed the small package to her and then made her sign the little electronic device. After that he left and she sighed again in hope for something, and as they said, "Be careful for what you wish for."

Suddenly a guy about her age walked in, he wore a white cloak that was open and showed his muscles completely. He wore some simple white slacks and around his waist was a sword hooked to him. It intimidated her but then she tried really hard to put a smile on.

"Hi welcome to Leaf Village Bank! How may I help you?" she said trying really hard to make her customer feel welcome, but the twitch in her smile and her eyes made him look at her even more strangely.

"Yeah I'm here for a package," he said in whispering voice and looking around suspiciously.

"May I have your name please?" she asked to make sure that it was the right person not some fraud.

"Yeah, Uzumaki.........Uzumaki Naruto," he said looking at her with his deep blue eyes that hypnotized her almost instantly like a vampire attracting women.

"Ok.........." she said her eyes transfixed in his eyes and feeling around idiotically with her hands for the package. She finally found it and then gave it to him still looking at her eyes, "here........."

"Thanks, now how much is it?" he asked.

"Blue eyes........." she said.

"What? Excuse me?" he asked confused.

She snapped back to reality, "Oh! I'm sorry that'll be 1,000 Yen please." He handed her the money and was about to head off when suddenly at the door a man from behind called.

"Naruto! You little thief! Give me the package! That is not yours!" the man said.

"Hell no! I deserve it! I had to go into those damn ruins for this! You sent me to my death, but I still got out, so this belongs to me old man!" he yelled back and then turned back around to the girl. "Excuse me, do you by any chance have an escape route for situations like this? I mean this is a hold up heh," he said smiling at her and laughing like an idiot and twitching and completely nervous.

She smiled and laughed just like him with the twitch as well, "Well, no and plus you're the one in trouble, not me heh heh heh sorry."

"Don't make me do this Naruto," said the man signaling his lackeys behind him drew out their swords and guns to get ready to fight. They all looked at him with blood thirsty eyes and they all looked so ugly, just like a bunch of hobos and thugs that were picked off the street.

"Heh heh heh," he laughed high-pitched and shaky, "you better get an escape idea fast." Then he turned around and pulled out his sword, "Kakashi! You're the traitor!" Naruto screamed back and then jumped behind the counter pulling the worker girl down with him.

Then they started firing shots, Naruto had only six bullets meaning he could only kill 6 and then kill the rest by hand. Before he could do anything he heard a strange sound. "What the........" he listened again there was no doubt about it, it was the sound of cops. Naruto looked at the pink haired girl, "Did you call the cops?"

"Yup that big red button buddy now you're in trouble," she said calmly.

He put his sword up to her throat, "Look here bitch I'm the world's top assassin and I can kill you right here right now and get out of this mess, now tell me if there's a way out! Right now or I'll take this pretty head of your off!" he growled.

"Hey bucko! You better watch it!" she said then she lifted her leg and kicked him in the balls and he was frozen as his face turned pale for awhile. "Some top assassin!"

Naruto took a deep breath then his eyes glared at her that sent chills down her back, he took his strong hands and grabbed her neck and pushed her against the wall choking her and said, "I said show me an exit!"

For the first time she felt fear, all her life she was a goody student and then today she got something different in her life. She was in the middle of the action that she saw on the news all the time, but it wasn't as she expected and she wasn't planning on dying today. Her eyes welled up and she chocked, "Follow me, I'll show you the way."

The grip around her neck was taken away and she gasped for air, and then began crawling across the floor, with her arms trembling, to the back door exit behind the counter.

Once the got out she wanted to leave, but Naruto stopped her, "No, you stay here, you're my hostage, they haven't seen my face yet so...........come here girl."

She walked over to him with and evil look, "What?!" she snapped with tears in her eyes.

"Dammit come here, your going to pretend to be my girlfriend and we're going to walk out of this alley alright so I can get to my motorcycle? And if you're good I'll give you a ride home," he said.

The girl looked at him and complied, and put her arms around him and hid her face in his chest so that no one noticed her. Police were crowding all over the buildings they left without any of the cops stopping them. He gave her a helmet and then he put his on then they rode off safely.

As they road along the peaceful road he was bored and decided to make conversation, "So what's your name girly?"

"Haruno Sakura," she replied softly still a little shaken from what had happened and angry as well.

"That's a beautiful name," he said.

Sakura blushed, he seemed so different than before, no emotionless killer would say something nice like that. She told him where her house was and he dropped her off there. As she got off she stood there and handed the helmet back to him she found herself looking at him.

"What is it?" he asked.

"Nothing, you're not going to kill my family are you?" she asked.

"No, I have no intention on killing innocent people if they don't give any information about me. If they do, I hunt them down like a blood hound," he responded maliciously towards her.

"Good," she said calmly then from out of nowhere she acquired a humungous paper fan made of metal that was the size of half her body and with all her force slapped it hard down on his head with a SMACK. Naruto's face was calm, and he just stared at her as a tiny river of blood slid out of his brain or wherever it was coming from, and Sakura's eyes were and her eyebrows twitched with anger. "NOW WHAT THE HELL WAS CHOKING ME FOR!!! I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE! NOT KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE MY ASS!!!!!"

"WHAT THE HELL!? I SAVED YOUR ASS BACK THERE!! IF I HAD LEFT YOU THEN THOSE GUYS WOULD HAVE TAKEN YOUR UGLY ASS AND RAPED YOU ANYWAYS!!" he back talked her.

"I can take care of myself in those situations! I've taken classes on that!" she said sticking out her tongue. "Look if anything happens to me I'm writing you in my will and make the whole world hunt you down like Osama Bin Ladin!"

And so they jabbered at each other for about a good thirty minutes , neither one listening to what the other one had to say. This went on until their mouths were satisfied. They ended their conversation in almost a scary synchronization of saying, "FINE!" and Sakura stomped off into her house and slammed her door.

Naruto scoffed, "Thank god I'll never see that ugly sadistic bitch again," he said then revved up his bike and then rode off to where ever he was going to be free from his hell.

That night as she stayed her room finishing up her homework for school she sat there thinking about that guy again. He was so luck to be free like that, doing anything that pleases him, she wished she had a life like that, but the price was a heavy to pay.

Suddenly the phone rang and she picked up, "Moshi Moshi?"

"Sakura?" the voice at the other end questioned.

"Ahhhh! Sasuke-kun!" she screamed almost.

"Are you okay?" he asked.

"Of course."

"But you were in that robbery today."

"I got out, don't worry about it," she said and then went on with a different conversation with her boyfriend who was just as smart as her. They talked on for hours and then she went to bed.

Before she fell asleep she noticed she was thinking about the Yakuza guy again, "U-zu-ma-ki Naruto," she whispered, "What a jerk, thank god I'll never see that bastard again." Then she fell into her deep sleep.

Kaori: Dam you know she's going to see him again!

Kairi: Fo real!

Kaori: Oh well we wonder what it would be like for Naruto to be a Yakuza and Sakura to be a nerdy girl pretending to be nice like she kind of is............. .

Kairi: Read and Review!