Chapter Two - Oh Bloody Hell
"I'll step on you like an ant! Hahahahahah!" the hellish spider screamed at Dante, while he stood there in calm composture. BOOM. The lava-spider excreates a ball of fire out of its mouth straight at him. Dante leaps out of the way, not a bit surprised and turns to face one of Hell's top generals. As he swings out his favored pistols, Ebony and Ivory, he readies to shoot, but not before a burning sensation is felt under his booted feet. Without even looking down, he leaps high into the air just as a fiery surge of magma explodes out from where he stood a minute ago. As he decends, expertly Dante shoots a wave of lead bullets into the Phantom's big, spidery face. In response, the Phantom unfurls a giagantic scorpion tail out of its abdomen, and raises it into the air with amazing speed. As cool as ice, Dante again jumps higher and faster than a normal human could, straight onto the unprotected back of the spider.
But unbeknownest to Dante, the clever arachnid had seen that move coming. More fluid than one would have expected, the weapon of a tail cut through the air, straight through the body of the demon-hunter. Taken by surprise, he rolled off of the spider onto the ground, and slowly died soaking in his own red blood.
"God! Not AGAIN!" I screeched, so close to feeling red-hot steam coming out of my ears. "That's it, I've had it!" I said, throwing the controller down with all of the strength I had in me. I heard a sharp, cracking sound but I didn't care. As I marched up the stairs towards the upper level of my house, I turned one last time at the screen and taunted the game once again. "I swear to God, if I was inside of that world of yours Phantom, I would so kick your ass! I wish I could, just to see that DAMN look on your face!" SPLAT. KABOOM. NOISES THAT ARE MADE WHEN THINGS HIT OTHER THINGS. It hit me. It hit me like, well.... nothing in particular, but it hit me like something very large and heavy. And painful.
As I wondered where this pain was originating from, I looked around me. 'Ok, too much white-out sniffing for me,' I thought, as I saw the world around me drip, literally drip, like someone throwing water onto a newly made painting. It dissipated into a huge pit of darkness below me, and I was surrounded by unfamiliar noises. I got terrified, for once in my life, completely and utterly terrified. My body finally hit something hard, but I was already unconcious from the fright I had gotten from my oil painting of-a-world.
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Weee.... it's me again! o_O Anywhos, sorry for these ultra-short chapters. I promise the next ones will be a lot longer! ^_^ I hope you guys are enjoying the story. Please review! (I need the self-esteem boost anyways.. @_@)
Xyphos : Lemme say it! Lemme say it!
Vampy : Fine, say it already!
Xyphos : *Ahem* I belong to the one and only Vampy Sparda. Maria and Alca belong to their respectible selves... since they're based on real people. ^_^
Vampy : -_-' Anyways, have fun reading! (As if they would.. o_O)
"I'll step on you like an ant! Hahahahahah!" the hellish spider screamed at Dante, while he stood there in calm composture. BOOM. The lava-spider excreates a ball of fire out of its mouth straight at him. Dante leaps out of the way, not a bit surprised and turns to face one of Hell's top generals. As he swings out his favored pistols, Ebony and Ivory, he readies to shoot, but not before a burning sensation is felt under his booted feet. Without even looking down, he leaps high into the air just as a fiery surge of magma explodes out from where he stood a minute ago. As he decends, expertly Dante shoots a wave of lead bullets into the Phantom's big, spidery face. In response, the Phantom unfurls a giagantic scorpion tail out of its abdomen, and raises it into the air with amazing speed. As cool as ice, Dante again jumps higher and faster than a normal human could, straight onto the unprotected back of the spider.
But unbeknownest to Dante, the clever arachnid had seen that move coming. More fluid than one would have expected, the weapon of a tail cut through the air, straight through the body of the demon-hunter. Taken by surprise, he rolled off of the spider onto the ground, and slowly died soaking in his own red blood.
"God! Not AGAIN!" I screeched, so close to feeling red-hot steam coming out of my ears. "That's it, I've had it!" I said, throwing the controller down with all of the strength I had in me. I heard a sharp, cracking sound but I didn't care. As I marched up the stairs towards the upper level of my house, I turned one last time at the screen and taunted the game once again. "I swear to God, if I was inside of that world of yours Phantom, I would so kick your ass! I wish I could, just to see that DAMN look on your face!" SPLAT. KABOOM. NOISES THAT ARE MADE WHEN THINGS HIT OTHER THINGS. It hit me. It hit me like, well.... nothing in particular, but it hit me like something very large and heavy. And painful.
As I wondered where this pain was originating from, I looked around me. 'Ok, too much white-out sniffing for me,' I thought, as I saw the world around me drip, literally drip, like someone throwing water onto a newly made painting. It dissipated into a huge pit of darkness below me, and I was surrounded by unfamiliar noises. I got terrified, for once in my life, completely and utterly terrified. My body finally hit something hard, but I was already unconcious from the fright I had gotten from my oil painting of-a-world.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*
Weee.... it's me again! o_O Anywhos, sorry for these ultra-short chapters. I promise the next ones will be a lot longer! ^_^ I hope you guys are enjoying the story. Please review! (I need the self-esteem boost anyways.. @_@)
Xyphos : Lemme say it! Lemme say it!
Vampy : Fine, say it already!
Xyphos : *Ahem* I belong to the one and only Vampy Sparda. Maria and Alca belong to their respectible selves... since they're based on real people. ^_^
Vampy : -_-' Anyways, have fun reading! (As if they would.. o_O)