Chapter Five - Dantelicious
As we readied to to adventure through this new worlds of ours, I turned to her.
"We're in the DMC world, right? So what if we see another monster?" I asked her.
"It's obvious isn't it? I guess we'll have to kill it." I sighed at the thought.
"Crap. That's what I thought. But it gets ya to wondering.... what happens if we die?"
"Well, I don't think we have to worry too much about that," she said as she opened a pouch at her side and pulled out a fabously bright yellow orb. I laughed at her genius.
"Damn, your on top of everything today! I'll make sure I try not to die. Oh man, if I see that Phantom, I'm gonna beat his arse." I said and laughed manically. She raised an eyebrow.
"You scare me sometimes. A lot of the time actually." she said and laughed.
"Well, we better get going. I've finished this game on easy mode. I know exactly where we are. We can either go to where Alastor is, or we can backtrack to the entrance to the castle. The entrance is probably closed off, so might as well go visit our friend, Alastor." I said with a snicker. "Damn, my parents are gonna get a big hug when I get back home." I continued as I exploded with happiness inside because of the adventure we were about to embark on. "For once, something more exciting than playing video games!"
"Alrighty then, let's go visit Alastor," she said as we left the fountain room where I had first landed when I came to this world. We walked down the long corridor with the red carpets on the floor and the mechanholy walls. "Sure is gothic here.... I fit in pretty well!" I said brightly as we traversed the hallway. THUD. I tripped. I lifted my head and sighed. "God, that's the second time today!" I said as I got up and Alcapacien looked behind me with a touch of surprise.
"Uhm... Xyphos? I think you'd better come look at this." she said as she walked past me and studied the ground. I turned to see what she was look at with so much interest. It was a huge, wooden-looking leg sticking out from the wall. On closer inspection, we could see that it was attached to a huge, blood-red body. It looked like a deadly puppet, and in each hand there was a huge blade.
"Aw crap." Alcapacien muttered. "A marionette." As it's name was spoken, the puppet brought itself to its feet and got into a battle-ready pose.
"Uhm... Do you wanna fight and get some red orbs, or run away and not get hurt?" I asked Alcapacien calmly.
"Nah, it doesn't look that tough, I can take it out myself." she replied with dignity.
"Fine, have it your way." I said and stepped back. I yawned.
As I opened my eyes again, I heard a soft thud.
"Finished?" I muttered sleepily.
"Yep, and while you were yawning, I gots me some red orbs." she said, without a trace of fatigue in her voice.
"Damn, I knew I should've stayed awake so I coulda stolen it." I said with a faint laugh. "Well, enough child's play, lets get on with it." I said as I turned to continue walking.
"Child's play? Heh, that's pretty funny. 'Cause you know that movie... with the doll... that kills people... and... yeah." she said as she walked up beside me.
"Actually, that is pretty funny, and I didn't even mean it that way." I said, and we both burst out laughing. It wasn't really that funny. But I guess we were just happy to be doing something exciting together for once.
Well, eventually we got to the room where Alastor was held. Not room really, it was just the end of the hall. We looked up at where it should have been sticking out of the wall like a giant splinter. But it was gone. Where a statue of a woman in agony should have been, a picture of a skeleton holding knives and heads was dipicted. "The judge of death....." I said faintly. "But Alastor's gone. Does that mean... that... HE'S here?!" I screamed with held-in joy. The thing is, you see, I practically, hell not even practically, I did worship the hero of Devil May Cry, Dante. "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap...." I muttered over and over. Alcapacien looked at me and smiled.
"Whoa, calm down girl. I guess your greatest fantasy may have come true. Well, if HE is here, he has Alastor, so he can't be far. I mean, look, there's still fresh blood on the floor from where it hit him. Should we go looking for him?" she said and smiled an evil grin towards me.
"Hehheh," I laughed evilly, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked her joyfully.
"I'm sure I am," she replied, "So lets get this party started!" We ran towards the nearest door, which had a key in it ready to be turned.
I cautiously open the door. I heard some shouts and a low rumbling.
"Yay, earthquake!" I whispered to Alcapacien.
"Why are you whispering?" she asked me quietly.
"I think there might be something in here." I replied and peeped my head inside. I recognized the room immediately. It was the room where he had first met the Phantom, and defeated it. "Oh shit...." I cursed outloud as I finally saw it. That damn, bloody spider. It was talking to something angrily. I looked at where the spider was putting its cold gaze. Then I saw him. In all of his red danteliciousness. He was staring up at the spider, ready for the fight. He looked behind himself for a quick second. Straight towards me. I quickly pulled my head out and shut the door.
"What happened?" Alcapacien asked me worridly.
"H...he's in there! With the Phantom! And he looked at me! With his eyes! THAT ARE IN HIS HEAD! WHICH IS ATTACHED TO HIS BODY! Oh my god, gonna die." I said as I felt my heart melt.
Yeah, call it a childish, immature crush, but I'll just bash your face in with a pan for denying him his greatness, you stupid bastards. Alcapacien looked at me and laughed loudly.
"My god, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen! But yeah, it is pretty cool to see a fictional character you think is hot in real life," she said, mocking me. I stopped getting excited, and got a sly grin on my face.
"Must I remind you about Legolas?" I asked evilly. She quickly covered my mouth with a hand.
"If you ever mention that to ANYONE, I'll cut off your tongue and shove it somewhere unpleasant." she said with a serious tone.
"Ok, ok, calm down. But don't make fun of me anymore." I said as she removed her hand from my mouth.
"Deal." she replied.
"Soooo, what did ya see in there?" she asked me as a few moments passed as we listened to the rumbling and crushing sounds from within the room.
"I saw Dante, and that stupid Phantom." I replied happily. "We must be at that part in the game where he's trying to get the Pride of Lion, and battles the Phantom the first time. This proves it. I'm not dreaming." I said as I sighed. "But, I guess jewelry is good for something." I smiled happily at my birthday gift. 'I'm the happiest person alive right now,' I thought inwardly as we listened to the continued noises. I wanted to help him so badly, but what would he do if he saw us? Think us friends, or demons in disguise? 'God, I hope this ends soon,' I continued to think.
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Hello again! Yes, it is me, the lovely author of this crap no one reads. o_O Anywhos, I don't see the point, but I may as well add that for that last chapter, I don't own Star Wars. (Obviously) For this chappie I don't own Lord of The Rings. (Obviously again) Believe me, this story will get better... hopefully.. *sobs* Please review! I need more self-esteem! ^_^ And yes, for you random others, I am completely and utterly obsessed with Dante.. *sigh*
As we readied to to adventure through this new worlds of ours, I turned to her.
"We're in the DMC world, right? So what if we see another monster?" I asked her.
"It's obvious isn't it? I guess we'll have to kill it." I sighed at the thought.
"Crap. That's what I thought. But it gets ya to wondering.... what happens if we die?"
"Well, I don't think we have to worry too much about that," she said as she opened a pouch at her side and pulled out a fabously bright yellow orb. I laughed at her genius.
"Damn, your on top of everything today! I'll make sure I try not to die. Oh man, if I see that Phantom, I'm gonna beat his arse." I said and laughed manically. She raised an eyebrow.
"You scare me sometimes. A lot of the time actually." she said and laughed.
"Well, we better get going. I've finished this game on easy mode. I know exactly where we are. We can either go to where Alastor is, or we can backtrack to the entrance to the castle. The entrance is probably closed off, so might as well go visit our friend, Alastor." I said with a snicker. "Damn, my parents are gonna get a big hug when I get back home." I continued as I exploded with happiness inside because of the adventure we were about to embark on. "For once, something more exciting than playing video games!"
"Alrighty then, let's go visit Alastor," she said as we left the fountain room where I had first landed when I came to this world. We walked down the long corridor with the red carpets on the floor and the mechanholy walls. "Sure is gothic here.... I fit in pretty well!" I said brightly as we traversed the hallway. THUD. I tripped. I lifted my head and sighed. "God, that's the second time today!" I said as I got up and Alcapacien looked behind me with a touch of surprise.
"Uhm... Xyphos? I think you'd better come look at this." she said as she walked past me and studied the ground. I turned to see what she was look at with so much interest. It was a huge, wooden-looking leg sticking out from the wall. On closer inspection, we could see that it was attached to a huge, blood-red body. It looked like a deadly puppet, and in each hand there was a huge blade.
"Aw crap." Alcapacien muttered. "A marionette." As it's name was spoken, the puppet brought itself to its feet and got into a battle-ready pose.
"Uhm... Do you wanna fight and get some red orbs, or run away and not get hurt?" I asked Alcapacien calmly.
"Nah, it doesn't look that tough, I can take it out myself." she replied with dignity.
"Fine, have it your way." I said and stepped back. I yawned.
As I opened my eyes again, I heard a soft thud.
"Finished?" I muttered sleepily.
"Yep, and while you were yawning, I gots me some red orbs." she said, without a trace of fatigue in her voice.
"Damn, I knew I should've stayed awake so I coulda stolen it." I said with a faint laugh. "Well, enough child's play, lets get on with it." I said as I turned to continue walking.
"Child's play? Heh, that's pretty funny. 'Cause you know that movie... with the doll... that kills people... and... yeah." she said as she walked up beside me.
"Actually, that is pretty funny, and I didn't even mean it that way." I said, and we both burst out laughing. It wasn't really that funny. But I guess we were just happy to be doing something exciting together for once.
Well, eventually we got to the room where Alastor was held. Not room really, it was just the end of the hall. We looked up at where it should have been sticking out of the wall like a giant splinter. But it was gone. Where a statue of a woman in agony should have been, a picture of a skeleton holding knives and heads was dipicted. "The judge of death....." I said faintly. "But Alastor's gone. Does that mean... that... HE'S here?!" I screamed with held-in joy. The thing is, you see, I practically, hell not even practically, I did worship the hero of Devil May Cry, Dante. "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap...." I muttered over and over. Alcapacien looked at me and smiled.
"Whoa, calm down girl. I guess your greatest fantasy may have come true. Well, if HE is here, he has Alastor, so he can't be far. I mean, look, there's still fresh blood on the floor from where it hit him. Should we go looking for him?" she said and smiled an evil grin towards me.
"Hehheh," I laughed evilly, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked her joyfully.
"I'm sure I am," she replied, "So lets get this party started!" We ran towards the nearest door, which had a key in it ready to be turned.
I cautiously open the door. I heard some shouts and a low rumbling.
"Yay, earthquake!" I whispered to Alcapacien.
"Why are you whispering?" she asked me quietly.
"I think there might be something in here." I replied and peeped my head inside. I recognized the room immediately. It was the room where he had first met the Phantom, and defeated it. "Oh shit...." I cursed outloud as I finally saw it. That damn, bloody spider. It was talking to something angrily. I looked at where the spider was putting its cold gaze. Then I saw him. In all of his red danteliciousness. He was staring up at the spider, ready for the fight. He looked behind himself for a quick second. Straight towards me. I quickly pulled my head out and shut the door.
"What happened?" Alcapacien asked me worridly.
"H...he's in there! With the Phantom! And he looked at me! With his eyes! THAT ARE IN HIS HEAD! WHICH IS ATTACHED TO HIS BODY! Oh my god, gonna die." I said as I felt my heart melt.
Yeah, call it a childish, immature crush, but I'll just bash your face in with a pan for denying him his greatness, you stupid bastards. Alcapacien looked at me and laughed loudly.
"My god, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen! But yeah, it is pretty cool to see a fictional character you think is hot in real life," she said, mocking me. I stopped getting excited, and got a sly grin on my face.
"Must I remind you about Legolas?" I asked evilly. She quickly covered my mouth with a hand.
"If you ever mention that to ANYONE, I'll cut off your tongue and shove it somewhere unpleasant." she said with a serious tone.
"Ok, ok, calm down. But don't make fun of me anymore." I said as she removed her hand from my mouth.
"Deal." she replied.
"Soooo, what did ya see in there?" she asked me as a few moments passed as we listened to the rumbling and crushing sounds from within the room.
"I saw Dante, and that stupid Phantom." I replied happily. "We must be at that part in the game where he's trying to get the Pride of Lion, and battles the Phantom the first time. This proves it. I'm not dreaming." I said as I sighed. "But, I guess jewelry is good for something." I smiled happily at my birthday gift. 'I'm the happiest person alive right now,' I thought inwardly as we listened to the continued noises. I wanted to help him so badly, but what would he do if he saw us? Think us friends, or demons in disguise? 'God, I hope this ends soon,' I continued to think.
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Hello again! Yes, it is me, the lovely author of this crap no one reads. o_O Anywhos, I don't see the point, but I may as well add that for that last chapter, I don't own Star Wars. (Obviously) For this chappie I don't own Lord of The Rings. (Obviously again) Believe me, this story will get better... hopefully.. *sobs* Please review! I need more self-esteem! ^_^ And yes, for you random others, I am completely and utterly obsessed with Dante.. *sigh*