HEAVEN IS A PLACE CALLED THE HINATA SOU

(A LOVE HINA/OH! MY GODDESS CROSSOVER FANFIC.)

********************************************** Death's Head - I don't own Love Hina or Oh! My Goddess. Ken Akamatsu owns Love Hina, whilst Oh! MY Goddess is owned by Kosuke Fujishima. Greg Macfarlane, Angelica Macfarlane, William Macfarlane, Megumi Macfarlane, Marcus Cracknell are my own creations. All other characters are owned by their respective creators.

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At the Hinata Sou :

Kitsune was standing looking out her window, a half empty bottle of sake sat on her bedside table, untouched since the previous day. If any time, was a time to drink, then today was that time. And yet, she found herself unable to do so. When Keitaro had told everyone what had happened at the airport, they were all shocked. Motoko had gone upstairs, muttering something about training. Su and Sarah had disappeared into the tunnels, whilst Shinobu had ran off to her room. Mutsumi had just looked at Keitaro with a puppy dog look in her eyes. And as for Kanako....

Kitsune sighed. She wondered how her friend, Naru, was feeling at the moment. Kitsune turned and walked back over to her couch and sat down. She picked up a magazine and flicked through it, before dropping it on the table. Kitsune stood and walked towards her door. She had enough of sitting around, it was time to go out and get some air.

Kitsune opened her door, and saw Motoko standing there.

"Motoko? What's up?"

Motoko stared at her.

"You were going to the hospital correct."

Motoko's statement startled Kitsune.

"N.. no, I wasn't. I was just going outside to get some air...."

"At the hospital."

Kitsune sighed. How did Motoko know what she was going to do?

"Ok, I was heading there. What do you want me to do? Stay here and do nothing?"

"Allow me to accompany you."

Kitsune looked at the samurai intently.

"Uhh, why?"

"You were going there because of your concern for Naru. Everyone here is concerned about her, and after the news Keitaro told us, we know that Naru's friend survived, but that's all. I would like to assist Naru in finding out about her friend."

Kitsune nods.

"Ok then. I'll tell Keitaro, then we'll head on over."

Motoko watched Kitsune head towards Keitaro's room. She sighed and walked over and waited by the entrance.

Kitsune knocked on the door of the kanrinrin's room and waited. Keitaro opened the door.

"Kitsune?"

"Keitaro, Motoko and myself are heading over to the hospital. We'll be back in a while."

Keitaro looks at her.

"Kitsune, Haruka and Seta are there with her."

"I know that! She's my best friend, and what best friend would stay here, waiting, whilst their friend is grieving?"

"Point taken. Fine, thanks for telling me."

Kitsune smiles.

"Sure thing kiddo."

She turns and walks towards the entrance. Keitaro sighs and shuts the door, and faces Mutsumi, who had a tray in her hands. On said tray were two cups of coffee and slices of cake.

"Something the matter Kei-kun?"

"Hmm? Uh, no, nothing really. Kitsune and Motoko are heading out, and they thought they should let me know, that's all."

Mutsumi nods, as she walks towards the kotetsu. Keitaro, already sitting there looked at his study books. However, before he could write anything, Mutsumi, placing the tray on the table hands him his cup, and faints simultaneously. The cup, falls from her hands and spills it's contents over Keitaro's pants, causing him to jump into the air screaming, as his nether regions are boiled by the hot coffee.

"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Kanako, walking back from the Hot Springs, hears Keitaro's screams and hurries over to check.

"Onii-chan! Are you...."

Kanako's eyes are wide as saucers as she observes Keitaro pulling his pants off, exposing himself. Mutsumi wakes up and finds herself looking at her boyfriend's 'fun part'.

"Oh, that looks awfully red Kei-kun."

Keitaro, pulls the pants back up, almost catching himself in his zipper.

"Uhh, I'm fine. Fine. Trust me. I'm fine. Excuse me."

Keitaro walks out of his room, very fast and with an awkward gait. Kanako, eyes still wide, starts to stammer.

"O.... Onii-chan.... w... w... what... what happened to h.... him..... Mut.... Mutsumi?"

Mutsumi puts a hand on the side of her head.

"Oh dear, I guess I had another fainting spell, while I was handing him his coffee, and I think the cup spilled on him."

Kanako facefaulted.

"You didn't...." Kanako said as she pulled herself back to her feet.

"Oopsie, my bad." Mutsumi giggled.

Kanako raised her gaze heavenward.

"Why is SHE his girlfriend? Why?"

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Outside the throne room of Asgard :

"Well, not long now Belldandy. Soon, you'll be there. Unfortunately Skuld has to go down there first." Urd said.

Skuld pouted.

"But I don't wanna. It's not fair!"

Belldandy looked at her younger sister.

"Skuld, remember we'll be here watching. If you ever need any help, we'll be right there."

Skuld looked at Belldandy.

"But sis, why can't I wait until you come down as well?"

"Because our charges haven't arrived there yet, kid. So you're gonna have to tough it out for awhile. And I hope you've learnt the invisibility spell, Belldandy taught you, or else you going down there will be all for naught." Urd said.

"I know that spell!! NYAH!!" Skuld performs her customary 'eye pull, tongue poke' combo at Urd.

Urd glares at her, and was about to respond, when Garnet saw them.

"Greetings." He said as he approached them.

Belldandy watched Garnet, and smiled at him.

"Greetings Garnet. How has the day been to you?"

Garnet chuckled.

"Fine Belldandy, it has been a fine and lovely day. Yggdrasil is functioning properly, no sign of bugs anywhere and the technology is getting better each day." He smiled broadly "I love my job."

Urd rolled her eyes.

"Please Garnet, this is us you're talking to, not Thor or Frey."

"Or even Peorth?" Belldandy added, smiling.

Garnet's face went white at the mention of Peorth, and he swallowed.

"P... Peorth? Heh, heh, why do you ask Belldandy. Peorth is...."

"Right behind you Garnet."

Garnet whirled at the sound of Peorth's voice and smiled, nervously.

"Uhh, hello dear and lovely Peorth. How have you been? Heh, heh, heh, oh dear."

Peorth stared at him.

"We'll continue this conversation later tonight." Peorth said to him, as Garnet groaned.

Urd laughed.

"Trouble in paradise, eh Garnet?"

Peorth faced her.

"And what are you laughing at Urd? I hear Troubadour is looking for you again."

Urd's face went white as her hair, at the mention of her sometime boyfriend, the plum spirit, Troubadour.

"No, he's not back... is he?"

Just then, strained music could be heard from the other end of the corridor. Urd faced the person walking along the corridor and gasped.

"No! Not him!"

The plum spirit Troubadour, looked and saw his beloved. He handled the lyre in his hand, and cleared his throat. He was about to sing, when the end of a wooden staff, taps against his throat. He turns and faces the staff's wielder. Sitting in a chair, leaning against the wall was Hoenir, the blind God of the Wood.

"Troubadour, no singing please. Some of us, still remember the last time, you sang. I trust you do as well?"

Troubadour swallowed. He remembered the last time. A banquet was being held, to celebrate the birth of the thunder god, Thor's son, Magni. Troubadour, had started to sing a song he had composed himself, detailing Thor's efforts, the beauty of his wife, the Lady Sif and also to celebrate the birth of Magni. No sooner had he strummed just one string on his lyre, had Thor grabbed it from his hands and brought it down over Troubadour's head, leaving the lyre looking like a weird collar.

However, Thor wasn't finished. Heimdall had given Thor a rope, and the two Gods hogtied the plum spirit and hung him from the opening of Valhalla, a gag tightly secured in his mouth. He had remained tied up like that, until a little white haired girl managed to free him. Troubadour, being the romantic plum spirit he is, pledged to that girl his undying love and loyalty. Imagine his surprise when he found out that his saviour was none other than the new Goddess of the Past, Urd, daughter of Odin. Ever since that day, when Urd helped him, he has swooned after her, much to Urd's annoyance.

Troubadour swallowed and lowered his lyre. He still, however, came over to Urd.

Urd looked at the throne room.

"Please let my other charge arrive soon, please father, please."

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Death's Head - Sorry about the late update people. Been busy with another project (Pirates of the Hinata : The legend of the Hina Blade.) among others. I'll be updating this story infrequently, because I want to make sure I write it, the way I want it done (They say the worst critic can be ones self. In that case, I'm guilty.). In any event more to come.

Kanako - You're just stalling, aren't you?

Death's Head - No I'm not. I'm just taking my time and.

Kanako - Stalling.

Death's Head - If you don't behave Kanako, I'll change my plans for you. And I'm not to sure you'll like the new 'changes'.

Kanako - Damn you.

Death's Head - Too late. I already am Damned.

Kanako - As if I didn't already know that. (faces reader) Please R&R.