Disclaimer: I have 2 reviews! I'm so happy! Still can't sue me, because I…OPPS! I farted! Also, I have found out that Slippy is a boy. I'm just gonna make him a girl so that no more disgusting complications come in.
Chapter 3: So It Begins
Samus was doing cartwheels in pure glee and excitement, while some of the other fighters were groaning for the same reason. James had just told all the fighters that as far as weapons and powers go, anything goes. ANYthing goes, which meant for Samus that all those restrictions that had kept her at minimal power were gone. This also meant that Ganondorf could turn into Ganon, but that didn't scare her, she had defeated worse things than him, but she was scared about Meta Ridley, and for good reason. He had been waiting for another tournament. Samus had no more beef with him, but he would be a well-equipped opponent.
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The tryouts had begun, but Samus or any of the already Smashers weren't there. Their spots were reserved. There would be eight others coming into this tournament, since all the former smashers had agreed to participate in the war. While all the others were breaking a sweat on the training grounds, they were laughing in the lounge as Bowser, Ganondorf, and Falco sang Sk8er boy.
"He was a skater boy…" sang Bowser in an opera voice.
"…she said see ya later boy…" said Falco in a harsh voice (he had a cold).
"…he wasn't good enough for her!" Sang Ganondorf.
Samus couldn't contain herself; she was terrified that she might wet her tight suit. The others seemed to think the same. Mario had fallen off the couch; peach was crying with delight, DK was on his belly, banging his fists on the ground (earthquake!), while Mewtwo was laughing (it sounded more like gasping, since he didn't have a voice box).
When the trio had finally finished, Samus had managed to keep herself dry, but unfortunately, Peach (who was in a dress for peat's sake) didn't. Peach had just left to change, when the P.A. came on.
"Attention. The heavy weight try outs will be begin in fifteen minutes. Would all contestants please meet at the stadium five minutes early."
"That's my cue," said Ganondorf as he change into Ganon.
The heavy weight meant that you had to be at least as big as Ganon to qualify. Lucky for Samus, Ridley was too big to be in the all-star league, but Ganon was just under.
"Do you think he'll make it?" asked Link
"I know he'll qualify," said Samus, "but I'm not sure if he'll win."
"I think him and Ridley are equal in power"
"Well, I don't now about THAT!"
"Ganon is only vanerable at the tail"
Samus remembered that, and began to really think about it. Ridley was only tall, not actually big. If Ganon managed to do something about those wings, that might do Ridley in.
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The list was in for the eight who were joining the smashers, and it was very interesting.
The New Team Movement:
After reviewing many fighters, the eight characters that will be joining the "smashers" are:
1.Turok
2.Darunia (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time)
3.Samurai Goroh (F-Zero)
4. Alex (Eternal Darkness)
5. Wario
6. SA-X (Metriod Fusion)
7. General Scales (Starfox: Adventures)
8. Diddy Kong
"Ohh CRAP! I have to face that AGAIN!" yelled Samus; "I can't believe this, sign me up with Ridley any day."
"BROTHER!" Bellowed Link.
"Ohh-a-no! Not Wario."
"Diddy! I can't wait to see him again!"
"This time, I have my blaster! Bring it on Scales!"
"Isn't it enough for me to beat Samurai in every race?"
These types of comments continued through the day, and it became more like a riot again once the Roommates where read.
Roommate ListThis list is chosen by random
Mario, Fox, and Ganondorf- Room 105
Luigi, DK, SA-X-106
Ice Climbers, Alex, Bowser-107
Samus, Caption Falcon, Yoshi-108
Falco, Dr. Mario, Turok-109
Link, Darunia, Pikachu-110
Mewtwo, Wario, Mr. Game and Watch-111
Pichu, Zelda, Young Link-112
Diddy Kong, Samurai Goroh, General Scales-114
Ness, Jigglypuff, Marth-115
Roy, Kirby, -116
So that Roy and Kirby aren't lonely, I will be in your dorm.
Sincerely
James
Samus consider herself lucky, since see was once stuck with Bowser and MR. Game and Watch. The constant beeping a snoring while they slept was murderous, which made her often late for matches.
"Come on," said Samus; "lets get our stuff in the dorms."
"YOSHI!"
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Samus soon became attached to Yoshi and his antics, for they became extremely comical. For example, latching onto the ceiling fan with his tongue and swinging rapidly around the room while he sang a song. Samus was aware that the list weren't random, since everyone knew that her and Falcon have a relationship that will last a very long, though Samus has always stayed a virgin until when she would be married, which didn't seem to far away. Her and Falcon would usually go on dates while here, so this was like a big vacation, until reality kicked in. This tournament wasn't about good sportsmanship or prize money like it was before. It was about preparation for the up coming war. So while Yoshi swung around and Falcon smirked/laughed, Samus sat on the couch, thinking hard, until she finally said something.
"Yoshi, why don't you go visit Ness?"
Yoshi looked at Samus wit his big, round eyes, sulked then left the room.
"What is it?"
"Falcon, you realize that one could die in this war?"
"Don't say that! We've been through a lot, we can lick this."
"What if it's Microsoft! Do you realize that they make PC and Video games as well, we might get over powered!"
"YOU, over powered! I think not!"
"What about Sony"
"They rely on racing games mostly. Besides, we gave them characters, remember Crash Bandicoot, Final Fantasy. Any of those things ringing a bell! And we have Sega on our side."
"Sega Isn't all that strong though, all they have is Sonic, ad he's no one-man army."
"Your so negative!"
"I'm just showing the facts"
"You really shou…"
He never finished for the P.A. came on.
"Attention! Attention! All Fighters are to be at the fighting stadium in thirty minutes! I repeat. All fighters at the stadium in thirty minutes! The Tournament has begun!"