Disclaimer: I hate blackouts, but really hate blackout when it take a week to thing working! Like holy crap, I'm so sorry it took this long to get things running, especially on such a big cliffhanger. Anyway, I still own this plot, so don't copy.
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Chapter 9: The Second Party, The Second killing, The Second Raid
"What, where is she? Why isn't the match over?!" Mewtwo thought out loud, "I knocked her off! End the match!"
It was quite unfortunate for Mewtwo that he was in the right mind to look over the edge of the car behind him, because he would've seen a blue, glowing, electric rope clung onto the racer, and at the opposite end, Samus Aran.
Samus sighed
"That was close, too close. I need a recovery item if I want to win this match."
And right above her, just as if God had answered a prayer, a heart container floated onto a racer far behind her opponent. Samus quickly used her jet pack to float over to the racer while still clinging to her racer, got in eye level with the pilot, and snatched the item. The refreshing feeling surged through her body as her damage went done to zero.
"Well, that's done, now time to finish this match." Samus said as she swung herself to her racer. She pulled herself to the back of the racer, but didn't retract her grapple beam.
"I've always wanted to do this!" Samus laughed as she kicked her jetpack to full throttle in the opposite direction that the cars were going. She stretched her grapple beam as much as she could till it felt like her arm was about be pulled out of her socket. It was then when she shut off her jets and was propelled toward Mewtwo. Just as she flew over her racer Samus let go of the floating car and threw arm canon arm to her side right in the direction of the stunned face looking straight at her. The impacted created a sickening, bone cracking sound as Mewtwo neck was twisted backwards. Mewtwo fell to the as Mewtwo's damage leapt to 60%. Samus leisurely stepped onto the racer and picked him up by his arm (she didn't want to grab his neck in fear of doing some permanent damage) and dropped him off the edge. Then a blazing guesser of light shut up as the announcer yelled "GAME!"
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Mewtwo recovered quickly and was right back floating on his feet in no time. Samus was quite exhausted by the match, and decided it was it to take a tip in her whirlpool. She also decided to be careful and where a bikini just in case Yoshi came in to use the little dinosaurs room, or else he'd get an eyeful. Just as she got in, Captain Falcon came in desperate to use the toilet. He had half stripped when he realized Samus was there and pulled himself up, blushing.
"Sorry, didn't s…see you." Falcon stuttered.
"No, it's OK. I should let you get to your business." Said Samus as she grabbed a towel and left the room.
After Falcon had relieved himself, Samus returned to her bath.
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After spending a good hour in her whirlpool with any further interruptions, went to the gym to work out with Falcon. Samus usually worked on the treadmill or gymnastics or even kick boxing while her fiancé benched 500 ponds or worked on the punching bags.
This time Samus worked the treadmill as Falcon benched.
"So when is our wedding going to be?" Asked Samus.
"Sometime after the war. I don't want our wedding be interrupted by bombs."
"Your right, plus, it would be to tense."
"I think all weddings are tense Samus."
"True… but still, you get my point."
Falcon smiled, "yes, I know what you mean"
"So, I've found out something about Slippy."
"Oh…right," sighed Falcon.
"The person that, well, you know; he's coming over to the party today."
"You kidding!" said Falcon wide eyed
"Nope, he'll be here soon."
Falcon sighed, "You're not going to do anything are you?"
"Of course! We stick together!"
Falcon nodded his head. "You're right, sorry."
"No need to apologize, you're just protective."
"Oh, so you're a therapist now." Smirked Falco, which Samus smiled back at him
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It was Fox and Falcon who threw the party, complete with cocktails, and pool table, gambling, and a big screen TV complete with a classic NES machine with a lot of classic games. Samus was in her tight suit, but had her arm canon on just in case. Everyone was there, Link who was with Zelda, was avoiding the cocktails because of his low alcohol, and was playing balloon fighter with Zelda, and was getting his ass kicked. Samus thought it was sweat how the to medieval hero had been together for so long. Link was always protective of her, and didn't want her to be in the war, but Zelda wouldn't hear of it.
"A cocktail, Miss Aran."
Samus looked to her side to see Ganondorf in a tuxedo and holding a tray of cocktail glasses.
"Oh, no thank you."
Ganondorf nodded, and began to head toward the next guest.
"Ganondorf! Can I speak with you?"
Ganondorf turned slowly with a puzzled look on his face.
"What is it Samus?" He asked quite politely.
"Are you, well, worried about this war?"
Ganondorf didn't blink. After a moment of silence, Ganon sighed. "Yes. Yes Samus Aran I'm worried about this war. Personally, I think James is a fool to make this tournament in the middle of war; but Danielle thinks it's necessary for some unknown reason."
"Mewtwo thinks that too"
"Yes, Mewtwo is quite wise, I think he might have found something out, our he just has great faith.
"It might be both." Said Samus "Or maybe it's…"
Samus didn't finish, for a high pitch yell echoed through the room. Samus and Ganondorf ran toward the source, which happened to be Slippy yelling and a tall, red-legged gecko on its hind legs.
"DON'T COME NEAR ME! STAY AWAY YOU RING OF SLIME!"
"Slime? Look who talking, you fat, greasy, toad!"
"HOW COULD YOU COME, AFTER WHAT YOU DID?!"
"Oh, shut up you bi…"
The gecko never finished, because Link leapt through the crowd and slammed him into the wall with his hand around his throat.
"Now you listen, and you listen well!" Said Link as pulled out his sword and pressed it on his throat. "If you value your pathetic life, don't come any were near her, you sick bastard."
Link finally pulled away, his eyes bloodshot with rage. Zelda took him by the arm into the crowd, embarrassed yet proud at the same time.
Fox, Falco, Falcon, and Samus stood behind Slippy.
"Leave now!" said Fox as he pointed at the door. "I don't want to see your face again."
What Fox didn't was that the Gecko had a gun behind his back. The lizard swung gun around and four shots were fired.
The Gecko stared at the four people standing in front of him, then slowly fell on his knees, and finally to face down, exposing the two tiny holes in his head and the bigger one right in the heart.
Marth rushed to see if any of the fighters were injured, found that Falco had a blown kneecap, and rushed him to the hospital. Fox went to notify James of what happened.
"Alright guys, parties over" Said Roy, which every one agreed on, and began to leave.
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Samus woke up to the voice of James yelling on the PA.
"Emergency! Everyone get ready! EA GAMES has joined with Microsoft and is raiding on foot! Get ready!"
How did you like it? In the next chapter, the dudes from Lord of the Rings vs. Nintendo's finest sword men and wizards!
