"Whose Line is it Anyway?" Harry Potter Style
Disclaimer: Always first chapter only Sry this was so short! There may be another scenes from a hat chapter, but I'm not sure! R/R!
Chapter 2: Scenes from a hat
*Whose Line music plays as Hagrid gets his cue cards organized.*
Hagrid: Hello and we'come back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" the show where the points don't matter, just like this fake 100 galleon coin I'm holding up. *Crabbe and Goyle run up to Hagrid's desk and take the coin.*
Crabbe: Mmm, chocolate!
Hagrid: Erm, ok. Now let's get to another game called scenes from a hat! This game is for all four of yeh, come on down! Now, before the show started we asked the audience to write down suggestions of things that the cast will have to act out. We kept the good ones and fed the bad suggestions to Fluffy. The first thing they have to act out is... the weirdest sandwiches.
*Harry steps forward first and bites an imaginary sandwich.* Mmm, cat litter!
*Ron steps forward and does the same.* Mmm, every flavored ham!
*Hermione steps forward.* Mystery meat!
*Dumbledore steps fourth.* Earwax!
Hagrid: Ok, tha's enough, yer ruinin' my appetite! Next... strange things to say out loud at a school assembly. (stepping forward to give examples is implied here)
Ron: Has anyone seen my chocolate frog?
Harry: *sits in chair and pretends to pull gum from under it and holds up pretend gum* Anyone lost blue bubblegum?
Hermione: Coca-doodle doo! Wake up people!
Dumbledore: The baby's coming, somebody call an ambulance!
Harry: Hey Hagrid your fly is undone! *Hagrid instinctively checks to see if it's true.*
Hagrid: Allrigh' allrigh' Now... Strange endings to a romance movie!
Dumbledore: I love you, Professor Trelawney!
McGonagall: Tell me it isn't true!
Hagrid: Let me remind you tha' they're just actin'. Tha' was hilarious. 5,000 points each an' we'll be righ' back with more "Whose Line is it Anyway?" when the author has time to post another chapter.
Disclaimer: Always first chapter only Sry this was so short! There may be another scenes from a hat chapter, but I'm not sure! R/R!
Chapter 2: Scenes from a hat
*Whose Line music plays as Hagrid gets his cue cards organized.*
Hagrid: Hello and we'come back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" the show where the points don't matter, just like this fake 100 galleon coin I'm holding up. *Crabbe and Goyle run up to Hagrid's desk and take the coin.*
Crabbe: Mmm, chocolate!
Hagrid: Erm, ok. Now let's get to another game called scenes from a hat! This game is for all four of yeh, come on down! Now, before the show started we asked the audience to write down suggestions of things that the cast will have to act out. We kept the good ones and fed the bad suggestions to Fluffy. The first thing they have to act out is... the weirdest sandwiches.
*Harry steps forward first and bites an imaginary sandwich.* Mmm, cat litter!
*Ron steps forward and does the same.* Mmm, every flavored ham!
*Hermione steps forward.* Mystery meat!
*Dumbledore steps fourth.* Earwax!
Hagrid: Ok, tha's enough, yer ruinin' my appetite! Next... strange things to say out loud at a school assembly. (stepping forward to give examples is implied here)
Ron: Has anyone seen my chocolate frog?
Harry: *sits in chair and pretends to pull gum from under it and holds up pretend gum* Anyone lost blue bubblegum?
Hermione: Coca-doodle doo! Wake up people!
Dumbledore: The baby's coming, somebody call an ambulance!
Harry: Hey Hagrid your fly is undone! *Hagrid instinctively checks to see if it's true.*
Hagrid: Allrigh' allrigh' Now... Strange endings to a romance movie!
Dumbledore: I love you, Professor Trelawney!
McGonagall: Tell me it isn't true!
Hagrid: Let me remind you tha' they're just actin'. Tha' was hilarious. 5,000 points each an' we'll be righ' back with more "Whose Line is it Anyway?" when the author has time to post another chapter.