"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Harry Potter Style
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Chapter 3: Infomercial
Hagrid: Let's get back ter the show with a game called Infomercial. This game is for Harry and Ron. *They walk to table set in the center of the stage. There are two boxes, each filled with various props.* In this game, the players will have ter use the various props located in the boxes to try an' "sell a product." The product Harry an' Ron will have to try an' sell is... *reading cue card* A remedy for greasy hair. *Everyone looks at Snape, who is scarlet.* Start whenever ur ready!
Ron: We'll be back with "Dances with Kneazles" after this short break. Do you have greasy hair? And I don't mean the occasional greasy hair day, I mean greasy hair that just won't "ungrease". Well then do we have a product- or products- for you! Now, for the first time ever, is the Degreasing Hair Miracle. It's a several step process that will, eventually, permanently rid you of your greasy hair- as long as you continue to use the Degreasing Hair Miracle for life. It's now available through this special t.v. introductory price of twenty-five easy payments of just twenty-three galleons each. Now, even I, can afford that.
Harry: That's 575 galleons! *Everyone stares at him and he clears his throat.* Well, let's get to the first step, shall we? *reveals what looks like a plastic apple out of his box* I'm hungry, aren't you? *pretends to eat the apple, then throws it off stage; retrieves a backscratcher out of the box* Ah, when you have deep-down grease, you first have to scrape the grease out of your hair. *Harry carefully brushes Ron's hair with the backscratcher as Ron squints. Then Harry takes the backscratcher and looks at the "fork" part of it.* Just look at all that grease- and that hair!
Ron: Now that that's done with, we need to massage the pores of your hair, so clean, non-greasy hair can grown in. *gets a foam "toe-separator" that one uses when getting a manicure.* And what better way to massage your hair than with this strange contraption? *starts to massage Harry's hair with the prop* You see, it's best to get a friend to help you, to get deep-down and clean those hair follicles. *Harry's hair gets classically messy.*
Harry: *brushing his hair flat* Now that's deep-down clean! After you exfoliate your hair follicles, your head might feel a little sore. That's why you'll need this- *fetches a paint roller out of his box and starts to roll his hair with it* (under his breath) Hey, this actually flattens my hair!
*Hagrid sounds his buzzer as Harry and Ron walk to their chairs, Harry bringing his paint roller.*
Hagrid: Doesn't yer head hurt, Ron?
Ron: Yes, it does actually.
Harry: Here, use the paint roller.
Ron: I think I will. *uses the paint roller to roll his hair.*
Hagrid: We'll be back with more "Whose Line is it Anyway?"! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Thanks to the reviewers! Keep reviewing and I'll keep delivering!
Chapter 3: Infomercial
Hagrid: Let's get back ter the show with a game called Infomercial. This game is for Harry and Ron. *They walk to table set in the center of the stage. There are two boxes, each filled with various props.* In this game, the players will have ter use the various props located in the boxes to try an' "sell a product." The product Harry an' Ron will have to try an' sell is... *reading cue card* A remedy for greasy hair. *Everyone looks at Snape, who is scarlet.* Start whenever ur ready!
Ron: We'll be back with "Dances with Kneazles" after this short break. Do you have greasy hair? And I don't mean the occasional greasy hair day, I mean greasy hair that just won't "ungrease". Well then do we have a product- or products- for you! Now, for the first time ever, is the Degreasing Hair Miracle. It's a several step process that will, eventually, permanently rid you of your greasy hair- as long as you continue to use the Degreasing Hair Miracle for life. It's now available through this special t.v. introductory price of twenty-five easy payments of just twenty-three galleons each. Now, even I, can afford that.
Harry: That's 575 galleons! *Everyone stares at him and he clears his throat.* Well, let's get to the first step, shall we? *reveals what looks like a plastic apple out of his box* I'm hungry, aren't you? *pretends to eat the apple, then throws it off stage; retrieves a backscratcher out of the box* Ah, when you have deep-down grease, you first have to scrape the grease out of your hair. *Harry carefully brushes Ron's hair with the backscratcher as Ron squints. Then Harry takes the backscratcher and looks at the "fork" part of it.* Just look at all that grease- and that hair!
Ron: Now that that's done with, we need to massage the pores of your hair, so clean, non-greasy hair can grown in. *gets a foam "toe-separator" that one uses when getting a manicure.* And what better way to massage your hair than with this strange contraption? *starts to massage Harry's hair with the prop* You see, it's best to get a friend to help you, to get deep-down and clean those hair follicles. *Harry's hair gets classically messy.*
Harry: *brushing his hair flat* Now that's deep-down clean! After you exfoliate your hair follicles, your head might feel a little sore. That's why you'll need this- *fetches a paint roller out of his box and starts to roll his hair with it* (under his breath) Hey, this actually flattens my hair!
*Hagrid sounds his buzzer as Harry and Ron walk to their chairs, Harry bringing his paint roller.*
Hagrid: Doesn't yer head hurt, Ron?
Ron: Yes, it does actually.
Harry: Here, use the paint roller.
Ron: I think I will. *uses the paint roller to roll his hair.*
Hagrid: We'll be back with more "Whose Line is it Anyway?"! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~