"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Harry Potter Style

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Chapter 5: Props

Hagrid: We'come back ter "Whose Line is it Anyway?" the show where the points don't matter, jus' like my rock cakes.

Audience: *Sympathetic "aw"*

Hagrid: Tha' was a joke. I actually baked a mini rock cake fer everyone! You'll get em' after the show. Now, let's move on to a game called "Props." This game is for all four of yeh, come on down an' get yer props. *Harry and Dumbledore each get an oversized coffee filter while Ron and Hermione get a large foam ball.*

In this game, the players'll have ter come up with as many things to do with their props as they can. And... start!

Harry: *puts his huge coffee filter on his head* Yo D'dore what's up? *Dumbledore puts his coffee filter on his head and walks like a thug* Nuttin much, Potter dawg. *Hagrid sounds buzzer.*

Hermione: I think something's wrong with my basketball. *Hermione and Ron try unsuccessfully to dribble their foam balls.* *Hagrid sounds buzzer.*

Dumbeldore: *Waving his coffee filter through the air* This is the most unconvincing UFO hoax I've ever seen. *Hagrid sounds buzzer.*

Ron: *gets on his knees and picks his ball up, with difficulty, with his mouth and the spits it out* Bobbing for apples! *Hagrid sounds buzzer.*

Harry: *throws his coffee filter and it goes two feet before flopping to the floor* Bad day for frisbee. *Hagrid sounds buzzer.*

Hermione: Just look at Ron's muscles! *puts one ball and Ron puts the other so that they look like arm muscles*

Ron: I guess all those chocolate frogs really did pay off! *Hagrid sounds buzzer.*

Dumbledore: *moves his coffee filter like a jellyfish and pretends to get shocked* AHH! *Hagrid sounds buzzer.*

Ron: *tries to balance on his ball with his feet while Hermione tries to balance her ball on her nose* Come see Barnum and Weasley's Circus act, coming soon! *Hagrid sounds buzzer.*

Harry: *puts his coffee filter on the floor and moves it like a graceful animal* You can clearly see why the Shih Tzu won best in show. *Hagrid sounds buzzer.*

Hermione: This is the biggest cherry on my sundae I've ever seen!

Ron: This is the biggest scoop of icecream I've ever seen! Wait... maybe not. *Hagrid sounds buzzer a final time.*

Hagrid: 1,000 points to everyone, and we'll be back after the break! Enjoy my rock cake recipe at www.rockcakesrock.com! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*