"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Harry Potter Style
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Chapter6: Three-headed Broadway Star
Hagrid: Hey! We'come back! Let's move on to a game called three-headed broadway star. This game is fer Harry, Ron, and Dumbledore, come on down! And we need a member from the audience *walks up to audience and picks someone out* Hello, we'come ter the show! What's your occupation?
Mrs. Sprout: Don't be silly Hagrid, you know I'm the Herbology teacher at Hogwart's.
Hagrid: Ok, come on down! *Mrs. Sprout walks down and sits in the stool set in the center of the stage.* Now, in this game, our players have ter sing a Broadway number one word at a time as if they were one person with three heads. Ok, audience, fill in the blank: I love how you _________________.
Audience: plant flowers!
Hagrid: Good! First, let's give it up for our musical guests tonight, the Weird Sisters! Everyone claps as the Weird Sisters bow.* Al'righ, players, begin! begin! *Weird Sisters start playing the "Whose Line?" Broadway music.*
Harry: I
Ron: love
Dumbledore: how
Harry: you
Ron: plant
Dumbledore: your
Harry: flowers.
Ron: When
Dumbledore: you
Harry: plant
Ron: them
Dumbledore: I
Harry: get
Ron: soiled. *Audience looks confused and Harry and Dumbledore stare at Ron strangely.*
Dumbledore: You
Harry: plant
Ron: my
Dumbledore: happiness
Harry: with
Ron: your
Dumbledore: flowers.
Harry: Planting
Ron: flowers
Dumbledore: is
Harry: so
Ron: dirty *Again, audience is like "what?!"*
Dumbledore: yet
Harry: fuuuun.
Ron: There
Dumbledore: are
Harry: so
Ron: many
Dumbledore: different
Harry: variations
Ron: of flowers. Oops!
Dumbledore: Maandrakes... *climax of song*
Harry: are
Ron: a
Dumbledore: weed
Harry: or
Ron: were
Dumbledore they a... sorry!
Harry: heeeerb?
Ron: It
Dumbledore: doesn't
Harry: matter
Ron: anyway
Dumbledore: because
Harry: Lockhart
Ron: doesn't
Dumbledore: know
Harry: either.
Ron: Please
Dumbledore: don't
Harry: water
Ron: me
Dumbledore: with
Harry: hatred
Ron: or detentions! Oops!
Dumbledore: I *song winds down*
Harry: love
Ron: how
Dumbledore: you
Harry: plant
Ron: your
Dumbledore: flooooweeers!
*Mrs. Sprout shakes everyone's hand and winks at Dumbledore. McGonnagal looks livid.*
Hagrid: Thanks for being here Mrs. Sprout and putting up with these goofballs! 1,000 points each and we'll be back after the commercials! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ R/R!
Thanks to all who reviewed. For those of you who want longer chapters, I'm sorry but I have school work too ya know.
Chapter6: Three-headed Broadway Star
Hagrid: Hey! We'come back! Let's move on to a game called three-headed broadway star. This game is fer Harry, Ron, and Dumbledore, come on down! And we need a member from the audience *walks up to audience and picks someone out* Hello, we'come ter the show! What's your occupation?
Mrs. Sprout: Don't be silly Hagrid, you know I'm the Herbology teacher at Hogwart's.
Hagrid: Ok, come on down! *Mrs. Sprout walks down and sits in the stool set in the center of the stage.* Now, in this game, our players have ter sing a Broadway number one word at a time as if they were one person with three heads. Ok, audience, fill in the blank: I love how you _________________.
Audience: plant flowers!
Hagrid: Good! First, let's give it up for our musical guests tonight, the Weird Sisters! Everyone claps as the Weird Sisters bow.* Al'righ, players, begin! begin! *Weird Sisters start playing the "Whose Line?" Broadway music.*
Harry: I
Ron: love
Dumbledore: how
Harry: you
Ron: plant
Dumbledore: your
Harry: flowers.
Ron: When
Dumbledore: you
Harry: plant
Ron: them
Dumbledore: I
Harry: get
Ron: soiled. *Audience looks confused and Harry and Dumbledore stare at Ron strangely.*
Dumbledore: You
Harry: plant
Ron: my
Dumbledore: happiness
Harry: with
Ron: your
Dumbledore: flowers.
Harry: Planting
Ron: flowers
Dumbledore: is
Harry: so
Ron: dirty *Again, audience is like "what?!"*
Dumbledore: yet
Harry: fuuuun.
Ron: There
Dumbledore: are
Harry: so
Ron: many
Dumbledore: different
Harry: variations
Ron: of flowers. Oops!
Dumbledore: Maandrakes... *climax of song*
Harry: are
Ron: a
Dumbledore: weed
Harry: or
Ron: were
Dumbledore they a... sorry!
Harry: heeeerb?
Ron: It
Dumbledore: doesn't
Harry: matter
Ron: anyway
Dumbledore: because
Harry: Lockhart
Ron: doesn't
Dumbledore: know
Harry: either.
Ron: Please
Dumbledore: don't
Harry: water
Ron: me
Dumbledore: with
Harry: hatred
Ron: or detentions! Oops!
Dumbledore: I *song winds down*
Harry: love
Ron: how
Dumbledore: you
Harry: plant
Ron: your
Dumbledore: flooooweeers!
*Mrs. Sprout shakes everyone's hand and winks at Dumbledore. McGonnagal looks livid.*
Hagrid: Thanks for being here Mrs. Sprout and putting up with these goofballs! 1,000 points each and we'll be back after the commercials! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ R/R!