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Chapter 10: Philmar (spelling?)
Hagrid: Once again, we'come back! Let's play a game called philmar! This is a game for Harry and Ron! Come on down! In this games, Harry and Ron will have to narrate as well as act out a scene in a sort of "film war" to stump the other player! The scene is: a conflict breaks out at the office! Ok guys!
Old-fashioned philmar music plays
Harry (to Ron): I know you did it Ron, didn't you! Why?
Ron: faces the audience I knew Harry was going through a midlife crisis, but really, what was this outburst for? So I decided to ask him. turns back to Harry Did what?
Harry: faces audience Was this guy really as clueless as he looked? Well, I was going to find out. turns back to Ron Stole my post-it notes, that's what! Ron once again turns to the audience
Ron: It was true, I did steal his post-it notes. I have a terrible memory. Or were they Hermione's post-it notes? turns back to Harry I might have. Then again, I might not have. Harry turns back to audience
Harry: He said such insightful statements for a nitwit. turns back to Ron What do you mean by that?
Ron: turns to audience For being employee of the month, he sure asked some stupid questions. I've always wanted to be employee of the month. sniffles and turns back to Harry I mean what I say and I said what I meant. (An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent.)
Harry: turns to audience I needed to get my post-it notes back. So I tried asking some trickier questions. turns back to Ron Why don't you just give me back my post-it notes before I forget where my desk is!?
Ron: turns to audience And I thought my memory was bad. turns back to Harry Or else what? Harry turns to audience.
Harry: I needed to sound like I would do something if he didn't give me my post-it notes back. I couldn't really think of anything. turns back to Ron Or else I'll... it doesn't matter what I'll do. Where did you put them?
Ron: turns to audience Only a fool would tell him where I put the post-it notes. I'd tell him, but I forgot where I put them myself. I was starting to panic because the boss was coming. turns to Harry Even if I could remember, I still wouldn't tell you! Hahahahaha!
Harry: turns to audience He was starting to sound like Dr. Evil, so I decided to forget about the post-it notes. turns back to Ron GIVE ME BACK THOSE POST-IT NOTES NOW!
Ron: turns to audience This was getting ridiculous. They were only post- it notes for peat sakes. I was about to make a comeback when the boss gave Harry a stack of post-it notes for being employee of the month yet again. I hate my life. Hagrid sounds the buzzer.
Hagrid: 2,000 points each because I can! Bye!
Chapter 10: Philmar (spelling?)
Hagrid: Once again, we'come back! Let's play a game called philmar! This is a game for Harry and Ron! Come on down! In this games, Harry and Ron will have to narrate as well as act out a scene in a sort of "film war" to stump the other player! The scene is: a conflict breaks out at the office! Ok guys!
Old-fashioned philmar music plays
Harry (to Ron): I know you did it Ron, didn't you! Why?
Ron: faces the audience I knew Harry was going through a midlife crisis, but really, what was this outburst for? So I decided to ask him. turns back to Harry Did what?
Harry: faces audience Was this guy really as clueless as he looked? Well, I was going to find out. turns back to Ron Stole my post-it notes, that's what! Ron once again turns to the audience
Ron: It was true, I did steal his post-it notes. I have a terrible memory. Or were they Hermione's post-it notes? turns back to Harry I might have. Then again, I might not have. Harry turns back to audience
Harry: He said such insightful statements for a nitwit. turns back to Ron What do you mean by that?
Ron: turns to audience For being employee of the month, he sure asked some stupid questions. I've always wanted to be employee of the month. sniffles and turns back to Harry I mean what I say and I said what I meant. (An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent.)
Harry: turns to audience I needed to get my post-it notes back. So I tried asking some trickier questions. turns back to Ron Why don't you just give me back my post-it notes before I forget where my desk is!?
Ron: turns to audience And I thought my memory was bad. turns back to Harry Or else what? Harry turns to audience.
Harry: I needed to sound like I would do something if he didn't give me my post-it notes back. I couldn't really think of anything. turns back to Ron Or else I'll... it doesn't matter what I'll do. Where did you put them?
Ron: turns to audience Only a fool would tell him where I put the post-it notes. I'd tell him, but I forgot where I put them myself. I was starting to panic because the boss was coming. turns to Harry Even if I could remember, I still wouldn't tell you! Hahahahaha!
Harry: turns to audience He was starting to sound like Dr. Evil, so I decided to forget about the post-it notes. turns back to Ron GIVE ME BACK THOSE POST-IT NOTES NOW!
Ron: turns to audience This was getting ridiculous. They were only post- it notes for peat sakes. I was about to make a comeback when the boss gave Harry a stack of post-it notes for being employee of the month yet again. I hate my life. Hagrid sounds the buzzer.
Hagrid: 2,000 points each because I can! Bye!