"Whose Line is it Anway?" Harry Potter Style!
Much thanks to the reviewers!
Chapter 11: Song Styles
Hagrid: Hello an' we'come back! Let's move on to "compilation album". This game is for all four of yeh, come on down! Harry and Ron stand off to the side while Dumbledore and Hermione sit in two stools set out on the other side. For this game, we'll need a subject to make a compilation album for. Someone shouts out "Hogwarts!" Good enough. Harry an' Ron will be singin' while Dumbledore an' Hermione will be introducin' the songs. Ok... start!
Dumbledore: We'll be back with 101 Lemon Drops after this short break. Do you like Hogwart's, Hermione?
Hermione: Well, Professor, it's ok I guess. I mean, it could be a little better in some-
Dumbledore: Well, if so, have we got just the album for your collection! Introducing The Hogwart's commemorative album. It' available for just ten easy payments of 99.95! And who in the world could ever forget that great Nsync hit about Severus Snape entitled, "Brew Ur Potion."
Nsync music starts to play; goes to the tune of Justin Timberlake's "Rock Your Body". Harry and Ron dance like Nsync while Draco laughs at them.
Harry: I'm gonna brew ur potion...to the break of day
Ron: It will be so simple...if you brew my way
Harry: My hair's grease but I don't mind Snape gets paler than usual and writes a mental note in his head to give Harry a lifetime's supply of detentions.
Ron: I just wanna brew po-tions
Harry: So get a cauldron and
Ron: Some dung beetles if at-hand
Harry: You can brew, do it cool
Ron: Cause' brewin' is so easy
Harry: Except for Neville he-he (He mutters an apology to Neville.)
Ron: So take notes, don't bring a wand
Harry: So dewing some bats and dewing a couple more, put them in the cauldron in the middle of the floor
Ron: Do be so quick to stir it up
Harry: Cause' if you forget to, it'll surely suck
Ron: Do I have to mention, stir some more Harry: Counter-clockwise, or get a 'Poor' Hagrid sounds the buzzer.
Hermione: Do you hear that, Dumbledore?
Dumbledore: Hear what?
Hermione: The sound of that British trio BBMak singing their hit song entitled "Harry Potter." The tune of "Back Here" plays.
Harry: I woke up at three
My scars hurting me
I can't take it no more
Ron: Voldie's in his dreams my dreams He wakes up and screams And gets lectured by Dum-ble-dore
Harry: 'Cause here I am, at Hogwarts
Ron: At least he's not at the Dursley's!
Harry: My name is Harry Potter... Famous for an ugly scar
Ron: His hair won't even sit flat...
Harry: And I get all these stares from first, second, third years
Ron: All 'cause of dreadful, dumb...Vol-de-mort!
Harry: So I'm in Po-tions Snape's bein' a bum I can't take it no more
Ron: He's making Harry get Dung beetles, the git He might just get a de-ten-tion
Harry: 'Cause here I am, at Hogwarts At least I'm not at the Dursley's!
Hagrid: sounds the buzzer 1,000 points each!
Much thanks to the reviewers!
Chapter 11: Song Styles
Hagrid: Hello an' we'come back! Let's move on to "compilation album". This game is for all four of yeh, come on down! Harry and Ron stand off to the side while Dumbledore and Hermione sit in two stools set out on the other side. For this game, we'll need a subject to make a compilation album for. Someone shouts out "Hogwarts!" Good enough. Harry an' Ron will be singin' while Dumbledore an' Hermione will be introducin' the songs. Ok... start!
Dumbledore: We'll be back with 101 Lemon Drops after this short break. Do you like Hogwart's, Hermione?
Hermione: Well, Professor, it's ok I guess. I mean, it could be a little better in some-
Dumbledore: Well, if so, have we got just the album for your collection! Introducing The Hogwart's commemorative album. It' available for just ten easy payments of 99.95! And who in the world could ever forget that great Nsync hit about Severus Snape entitled, "Brew Ur Potion."
Nsync music starts to play; goes to the tune of Justin Timberlake's "Rock Your Body". Harry and Ron dance like Nsync while Draco laughs at them.
Harry: I'm gonna brew ur potion...to the break of day
Ron: It will be so simple...if you brew my way
Harry: My hair's grease but I don't mind Snape gets paler than usual and writes a mental note in his head to give Harry a lifetime's supply of detentions.
Ron: I just wanna brew po-tions
Harry: So get a cauldron and
Ron: Some dung beetles if at-hand
Harry: You can brew, do it cool
Ron: Cause' brewin' is so easy
Harry: Except for Neville he-he (He mutters an apology to Neville.)
Ron: So take notes, don't bring a wand
Harry: So dewing some bats and dewing a couple more, put them in the cauldron in the middle of the floor
Ron: Do be so quick to stir it up
Harry: Cause' if you forget to, it'll surely suck
Ron: Do I have to mention, stir some more Harry: Counter-clockwise, or get a 'Poor' Hagrid sounds the buzzer.
Hermione: Do you hear that, Dumbledore?
Dumbledore: Hear what?
Hermione: The sound of that British trio BBMak singing their hit song entitled "Harry Potter." The tune of "Back Here" plays.
Harry: I woke up at three
My scars hurting me
I can't take it no more
Ron: Voldie's in his dreams my dreams He wakes up and screams And gets lectured by Dum-ble-dore
Harry: 'Cause here I am, at Hogwarts
Ron: At least he's not at the Dursley's!
Harry: My name is Harry Potter... Famous for an ugly scar
Ron: His hair won't even sit flat...
Harry: And I get all these stares from first, second, third years
Ron: All 'cause of dreadful, dumb...Vol-de-mort!
Harry: So I'm in Po-tions Snape's bein' a bum I can't take it no more
Ron: He's making Harry get Dung beetles, the git He might just get a de-ten-tion
Harry: 'Cause here I am, at Hogwarts At least I'm not at the Dursley's!
Hagrid: sounds the buzzer 1,000 points each!