Disclaimer: I don't own SSX 3.
Blue Rogue: I'm back, as you may have noticed. So there's gonna be someone interviewing the four newcomers, Viggo, Nate, Griff, and Allegra. You know, ask them questions and stuff. It's been done before, but (shrugs) what the hell. And the interviewer is.....
((drum roll))
Zoe: (walks in) Me, foolish mortals!
Eddie: That's right, Zoe Payne! One of the most attractive girls on the mountain! Err--(cough)--Heh, this should be interesting. Anyway, enjoy the first interview.
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-[Zoe is sitting on a recliner in the SSX lounge on Peak 1, by herself]-
Zoe: This sucks.....if I don't get paid enough for this, I'm suing!
Passerby: Lady, who are you talking to?
Zoe: (stands up) Wanna say that again, punk?
Passerby: Eep! Don't kill me, I didn't mean it!
Zoe: Yeah, that's what I thought. (sits back down)
((just then, Viggo walks in))
Viggo: Hey, where's the party?
Zoe: Right here, so sit down, shut up, and hang on.
Viggo: Don't you mean "hang loose"?
Zoe: For all you know, I could mean "hanged dead". Now sit down.
Viggo: (sits down)
Zoe: Now then.....(holds up a pen and paper).....first question--
Viggo: You know, they already have an interview from me. On the SSX 3 game in my profile.
Zoe: Do you think I give a damn if they already did this or not?
Viggo: .....You should.....
Zoe: Anyway, as I was saying.....first question--what's your name?
Viggo: You already know that!
Zoe: You didn't answer my question!
Viggo: Uh, Viggo.
Zoe: Thank you. Second question--What's it like being a "new guy?"
Viggo: Uh.....nice.....
Zoe: Getting boring fast... (ahem!) Third question--what's with the poofy jacket?
Viggo: .....Um, it's snowing outside?
Zoe: I see. Fourth question--Do you like being blonde?
Viggo: Why not?
Zoe: Hey! I'M asking the questions, buster!
Viggo: Ok then.....yes.
Zoe: Alright then. Fifth question--Has anyone ever told you that you look like Michael Jackson?
Viggo: .....What?
Zoe: (turns around) Hey, DJ! Fire it up!
((all of the sudden, a version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" starts playing on the speakers in the lounge))
Song: Oh...
You'd better watch out
You'd better go hide
You'd better call the cops
I'm telling you why
Michael Jackson's coming to town
Making a list
Checking it twice
Gotta find out who he's molesting tonight
Michael Jackson's coming to town
He feels you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He touches you inappropriately
If you're above the age of 8
Oh...
You'd better watch out
You'd better go cry
You'd better run away
I'm telling you why
Michael Jackson's coming to town.....
((song ends))
Viggo: ..............(twitch)
Zoe: Now, although there really was no point in that whatsoever, you DO look a little like Michael Jackson. I'm not saying you've been touching little kids or nothing. I know you're not the guy to do that; you're nothing like the other guy.
Viggo: .....What.....the hell was that?!
Zoe: Moving on to the next question--What's up with you and parties?
Viggo: Ok, I am NOTHING like Michael Jackson, in any way! You got that?!
Zoe: Dude, that was the last question. Now you have to answer this one.
Viggo: You know what? (flips Zoe off) I'm outta here!
((he storms out of the lounge))
Zoe: (monotonously).....Well then, there's Viggo's interview. I hope you enjoyed it. No, really. (stands up) Now I gotta go get, like, three cups of coffee. If anyone asks, I'm on my lunch break.
Passerby: Hey lady, who are you talking to?
Zoe: That's it, time to die!
((runs off screen to beat the living crap out of someone))
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Eddie: Kinda short, but oh well. Reviews would be really cool. And please don't kill me for criticizing Viggo. It's just that......his nose......so please don't flame me for it.
Blue Rogue: I'm back, as you may have noticed. So there's gonna be someone interviewing the four newcomers, Viggo, Nate, Griff, and Allegra. You know, ask them questions and stuff. It's been done before, but (shrugs) what the hell. And the interviewer is.....
((drum roll))
Zoe: (walks in) Me, foolish mortals!
Eddie: That's right, Zoe Payne! One of the most attractive girls on the mountain! Err--(cough)--Heh, this should be interesting. Anyway, enjoy the first interview.
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-[Zoe is sitting on a recliner in the SSX lounge on Peak 1, by herself]-
Zoe: This sucks.....if I don't get paid enough for this, I'm suing!
Passerby: Lady, who are you talking to?
Zoe: (stands up) Wanna say that again, punk?
Passerby: Eep! Don't kill me, I didn't mean it!
Zoe: Yeah, that's what I thought. (sits back down)
((just then, Viggo walks in))
Viggo: Hey, where's the party?
Zoe: Right here, so sit down, shut up, and hang on.
Viggo: Don't you mean "hang loose"?
Zoe: For all you know, I could mean "hanged dead". Now sit down.
Viggo: (sits down)
Zoe: Now then.....(holds up a pen and paper).....first question--
Viggo: You know, they already have an interview from me. On the SSX 3 game in my profile.
Zoe: Do you think I give a damn if they already did this or not?
Viggo: .....You should.....
Zoe: Anyway, as I was saying.....first question--what's your name?
Viggo: You already know that!
Zoe: You didn't answer my question!
Viggo: Uh, Viggo.
Zoe: Thank you. Second question--What's it like being a "new guy?"
Viggo: Uh.....nice.....
Zoe: Getting boring fast... (ahem!) Third question--what's with the poofy jacket?
Viggo: .....Um, it's snowing outside?
Zoe: I see. Fourth question--Do you like being blonde?
Viggo: Why not?
Zoe: Hey! I'M asking the questions, buster!
Viggo: Ok then.....yes.
Zoe: Alright then. Fifth question--Has anyone ever told you that you look like Michael Jackson?
Viggo: .....What?
Zoe: (turns around) Hey, DJ! Fire it up!
((all of the sudden, a version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" starts playing on the speakers in the lounge))
Song: Oh...
You'd better watch out
You'd better go hide
You'd better call the cops
I'm telling you why
Michael Jackson's coming to town
Making a list
Checking it twice
Gotta find out who he's molesting tonight
Michael Jackson's coming to town
He feels you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He touches you inappropriately
If you're above the age of 8
Oh...
You'd better watch out
You'd better go cry
You'd better run away
I'm telling you why
Michael Jackson's coming to town.....
((song ends))
Viggo: ..............(twitch)
Zoe: Now, although there really was no point in that whatsoever, you DO look a little like Michael Jackson. I'm not saying you've been touching little kids or nothing. I know you're not the guy to do that; you're nothing like the other guy.
Viggo: .....What.....the hell was that?!
Zoe: Moving on to the next question--What's up with you and parties?
Viggo: Ok, I am NOTHING like Michael Jackson, in any way! You got that?!
Zoe: Dude, that was the last question. Now you have to answer this one.
Viggo: You know what? (flips Zoe off) I'm outta here!
((he storms out of the lounge))
Zoe: (monotonously).....Well then, there's Viggo's interview. I hope you enjoyed it. No, really. (stands up) Now I gotta go get, like, three cups of coffee. If anyone asks, I'm on my lunch break.
Passerby: Hey lady, who are you talking to?
Zoe: That's it, time to die!
((runs off screen to beat the living crap out of someone))
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Eddie: Kinda short, but oh well. Reviews would be really cool. And please don't kill me for criticizing Viggo. It's just that......his nose......so please don't flame me for it.