Disclaimer: I don't own SSX 3.
Blue Rogue: Nothing much to say.....once again, Zoe is doing the interviews.....and now Nate's the victim.
-[back with Zoe in the SSX Lounge on Peak 1]-
Zoe: Well, now I'm hyper. Hehe. I shouldn't have had any more coffee after the third cup. Zoinks.
((Nate walks in))
Nate: Wasup, Zoe?
Zoe: The sky. Now sit down.
Nate. Ok. (sits down) So when's the interviewer gonna be here?
Zoe: I'M the interviewer, butt munch.
Nate: Uh.....
Zoe: You gotta problem?
Nate: 'Course not, foo'.
Zoe: Foo.....sounds like some kind of Chinese soup.
Nate: Just start asking your fcking questions, I have to be somewhere soon.
Zoe: For your information, they are not fcking anything. They are simply sitting here on a piece of paper in my lap.
Nate: .....What?
Zoe: Hey, I'm asking the inquiries, bub. So.....first one--What's your name?
Nate: .....What kind of stupid question is that?
Zoe: A darn good one.
Nate: Uh, it's Nate...?
Zoe: I see. Second question--What's it like being a new guy?
Nate: It sucks. Everyone expects me to live up to their standards even AFTER I claimed a peak on the mountain.
Eddie: (walks in) That'll change soon enough.
Nate: Hey!
Zoe: Eddie? What are you doing here?
Eddie: Must escape from fan girls. Do you mind if I just casually duck under the desk in front of you?
Zoe: Uh, sure, no problem.
Eddie: Thanks. (crawls under the desk)
Zoe: (whispers) Psst, Eddie. Tuck in your 'fro.
((Eddie's hand comes out to squish the top of his hair down under the desk))
Zoe: ...So anyway, (turns back to Nate) third question--What do you see yourself as?
Nate: Well, other people see me as a cowboy from the ol' open range. I'm a cowboy, but other times I'm a cowboy gangsta.....foo'.
Eddie: (from under table) Haha! Oh, that's funny...(voice trails away)
Zoe: But you're not actually a gang member, right?
Nate: No, of course not. What gave you that impression?
Zoe: Is that what little high school kids say all the time or something? I never gave a crap about that stuff.
Nate: We noticed.
Zoe: Right. Fourth question--since you said you're sometimes a cowboy "gangsta," do actual gang members shoot you often?
Nate: Yeah, actually, I was shot at once. But it just so happened that I was wearing a bullet-proof vest, and--
Zoe: Yes, that's very nice. Fifth question--Did you know that only posers label themselves?
Nate: ...............Maybe...
Zoe: Sixth question--Do girls think you're hot?
Nate: I dunno. I doubt fan girls would come all the way up here just to get an autograph.
Eddie: Yes they would.
Nate: Not for me.
Eddie: Oh, right.
Zoe: Boing!
Nate: .....What the--?
Zoe: Ever been really hypery on tasty coffee? Oh, the goodness of coffee. Gweh-heh.
Nate: Just shut the hell up and ask me something else.
Zoe: Ok, last question--did you just tell me to shut the hell up?
Nate: Yeah.
Zoe: Wrong answer! (punches him)
Nate: Ow! Why'd you hit me?
Zoe: I told you before, I'M asking the questions, not you! (punch)
Blue Rogue: Will Nate get out of the lodge alive? Will Zoe drink yet another cup of coffee? Will I recover from writer's block? And will Eddie ever get out from under the table? Answers in the next episode, so until next time...(salutes)
Blue Rogue: Nothing much to say.....once again, Zoe is doing the interviews.....and now Nate's the victim.
-[back with Zoe in the SSX Lounge on Peak 1]-
Zoe: Well, now I'm hyper. Hehe. I shouldn't have had any more coffee after the third cup. Zoinks.
((Nate walks in))
Nate: Wasup, Zoe?
Zoe: The sky. Now sit down.
Nate. Ok. (sits down) So when's the interviewer gonna be here?
Zoe: I'M the interviewer, butt munch.
Nate: Uh.....
Zoe: You gotta problem?
Nate: 'Course not, foo'.
Zoe: Foo.....sounds like some kind of Chinese soup.
Nate: Just start asking your fcking questions, I have to be somewhere soon.
Zoe: For your information, they are not fcking anything. They are simply sitting here on a piece of paper in my lap.
Nate: .....What?
Zoe: Hey, I'm asking the inquiries, bub. So.....first one--What's your name?
Nate: .....What kind of stupid question is that?
Zoe: A darn good one.
Nate: Uh, it's Nate...?
Zoe: I see. Second question--What's it like being a new guy?
Nate: It sucks. Everyone expects me to live up to their standards even AFTER I claimed a peak on the mountain.
Eddie: (walks in) That'll change soon enough.
Nate: Hey!
Zoe: Eddie? What are you doing here?
Eddie: Must escape from fan girls. Do you mind if I just casually duck under the desk in front of you?
Zoe: Uh, sure, no problem.
Eddie: Thanks. (crawls under the desk)
Zoe: (whispers) Psst, Eddie. Tuck in your 'fro.
((Eddie's hand comes out to squish the top of his hair down under the desk))
Zoe: ...So anyway, (turns back to Nate) third question--What do you see yourself as?
Nate: Well, other people see me as a cowboy from the ol' open range. I'm a cowboy, but other times I'm a cowboy gangsta.....foo'.
Eddie: (from under table) Haha! Oh, that's funny...(voice trails away)
Zoe: But you're not actually a gang member, right?
Nate: No, of course not. What gave you that impression?
Zoe: Is that what little high school kids say all the time or something? I never gave a crap about that stuff.
Nate: We noticed.
Zoe: Right. Fourth question--since you said you're sometimes a cowboy "gangsta," do actual gang members shoot you often?
Nate: Yeah, actually, I was shot at once. But it just so happened that I was wearing a bullet-proof vest, and--
Zoe: Yes, that's very nice. Fifth question--Did you know that only posers label themselves?
Nate: ...............Maybe...
Zoe: Sixth question--Do girls think you're hot?
Nate: I dunno. I doubt fan girls would come all the way up here just to get an autograph.
Eddie: Yes they would.
Nate: Not for me.
Eddie: Oh, right.
Zoe: Boing!
Nate: .....What the--?
Zoe: Ever been really hypery on tasty coffee? Oh, the goodness of coffee. Gweh-heh.
Nate: Just shut the hell up and ask me something else.
Zoe: Ok, last question--did you just tell me to shut the hell up?
Nate: Yeah.
Zoe: Wrong answer! (punches him)
Nate: Ow! Why'd you hit me?
Zoe: I told you before, I'M asking the questions, not you! (punch)
Blue Rogue: Will Nate get out of the lodge alive? Will Zoe drink yet another cup of coffee? Will I recover from writer's block? And will Eddie ever get out from under the table? Answers in the next episode, so until next time...(salutes)