It was a week after the dance and Hermione wasn't feeling too good.

"Ohh!", moaned Hermione.

"Madam Promfrey she will be all right?", asked Harry.

"Oh yes certainly it's just a stomach virus" said Promfrey.

Harry decided to talk to Hadgrig. They hadn't spoken to each other in a long time.

"Oh hello there Harry" greeted Hadgrid.

"Hello Hadgrid" said Harry.

"Where's Ron 'n Hermione?", asked Hadgrid.

"Ron's asleep played hard last night and Hermione's in the Hospital Wing" said Harry.

"Hermione in the Hospital Wing!, roared Hadgrid, What happened is she okay?"

"Yes Hadgrid it's just a stomach virus, she'll be out by tomorrow" said Harry.

"Err Harry Hermione told me 'bout yer snogging incident" said Hadgrid.

"What about it?", asked Harry.

"Well she said that you'd told her you had homework just so she would snog you" said Hadgid.

"Hadgrid let me rephrase that she said she would help me with my homework if I snog her" said Harry.

"What about you not having any?", asked Harry.

"Forgot I had already done it" said Harry.

There was a knock and Hadgrid went to open the door.

"Hello Ron" said Hadgrid.

"Hi Hagrid" said Ron.

"Hello Ron" said Harry.

"Harry I was just talking to Hermione and she said you snog her did you really?", asked Ron.

"Yes" said Harry.

"Just one more question" said Ron.

"Yeah?", asked Harry.

"Was her top on or off?", asked Ron.

"On" said Harry.

"Betcha wished it was off?", asked Ron.

"If you only knew" thought Harry.